The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 557

The lights came on again, and Danzo calmly put down the half suckling pig in his hand and began to applaud.

"As expected of Mr. Danzo, although he didn't appear in many scenes in the whole drama, it played the role of Dinghaishenzhen!"

"Especially the method of transforming food, stealing calories from others, the special effects are simply bursting!"

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The happy time is always short, except for the elders of the group leader.

Danzo's birthday banquet lasted from noon to midnight, and [-] pigs, dozens of tons of cola and red wine were all sold out.

Even Danzo, after drinking dozens of oak barrels of Coke, began to get slightly drunk.

Naturally, there are hotels in the Heishui building.

Except for the elder Danzang who insisted on hard work and simplicity and stayed in the hall, other guests who had mobility issues were all arranged in suites.

Yasuo staggered out of the building.

Today's moon is very round, like Master's face.

Yasuo drank some wine.

It was mainly because Shuo Mao and Yamato were caught and force-fed.

Shuo Mao's wine quality has always been bad. After becoming the Minister of Police, he restrained himself a lot, and this time he probably exploded.

That guy Yamato accidentally became Shuo Mao's drinking buddy, his wine quality was also bad, and he always sang after getting drunk.

Yasuo reminded Shuo Mao that as a public official, he should not become friends with developers, but he didn't seem to listen.

Perhaps in Konoha, where Coke has become a mainstream drink, it is not easy for him to find a satisfying drinking buddy, so he cherishes it very much.

Yasuo did not walk north back to Konoha City, but staggered south towards Nanhe Shrine.

At a certain moment, the swaying Yasuo suddenly stood upright, and there was no trace of drunkenness on his body.

Fortunately, the digital body will not be turned on forever, otherwise even getting drunk will become a luxury, so what's the point of this life.

Yasuo shook his head, quietly looking at a stone statue outside Nanhe Shrine.

"Sure enough, I can't escape your eyes..."

The voice is hoarse, ear-grinding, not like a human voice.

A black shadow slowly emerged from the stone statue as if it was not real.

"Hello, Lord Yasuo, I am the incarnation of your will..."

"boom!"

Yasuo punched Heijue on the head.

This ordinary fist is still unavoidable for an escape master like Hei Jue.

It covered its head, honestly.

"I'm just kidding, I'm Uchiha... the embodiment of the will of the beaver..."

"boom!"

Another punch.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Every time Heijue wanted to speak, Yasuo's big fist greeted him.

Heijue wanted to cry.

Then A Fei accepted the opportunity to come to Konoha to make a movie, and Heijue wanted to get close to Konoha's senior management and make a final attempt to save his mother.

The original plan has been completely overturned by it.

Heijue, who has visited the Konoha military parade, knows very well that no matter how he makes troubles in the ninja world, recruits surrenders and rebels, and develops military power, it is impossible to defeat Konoha head-on.

In the case of Uchiha Madara dropping the pick halfway, Hei Ze could only take the risk of finding a way to break through from the inside of Konoha.

And according to Heijue's research, this seemingly loose Konoha, seemingly fallen Konoha, and Konoha that looks like a mountain top is actually a huge, inseparable community of destiny.

Here is the vicious vision of an old-fashioned schemer and shit stirrer.

Heijue can see what the stream can't see.

And the real node of this huge context is not Hokage Fugaku, Shimura Danzo, or Hatake Patriarch Konoha Shirato, but the second son of the Hatake family who seems to have no sense of existence but seems to be everywhere.

Heijue is very jealous of the relationship between Yasuo and Shuo Mao brothers, but there is no relationship between him and his two elder brothers.

It understands that if it wants to save its mother, the plan of relying on the eyes of the moon may not work, so it decides to approach Yasuo.

But obviously, Hei Jue's attempt was not successful, at least, its planning was not thorough enough.

But he can't be blamed for this, as an old cunt who has been dormant for thousands of years, Hei Jue really didn't expect that he would be found a hiding place so easily.

Before fleeing with Baijue, Jiaodu and Ghost Zhan were always able to find its lair easily.

However, Hei Jue attributed this to the fact that the two hungry wolves had a special telepathy for Bai Jue, and never thought that he could also be tracked.

After being beaten more than a dozen times by Yasuo's big fist, Hei Jue finally became honest.

A wave of tiredness hit Yasuo, and he exited the data mode.

This shows that the malice in Hei Jue's heart has been replaced by other emotions.

Unexpectedly, this Heijue still had an M physique, Yasuo nodded in satisfaction, and asked, "So, tell me, who are you?"

"I... I just... I don't know who I am..."

Heijue can only pretend to be stupid, it knows that its identity cannot be revealed.

"I know who you are!" Yasuo said firmly.

"what!?"

Just when Heijue turned pale with shock, Yasuo took out the map called "Rare Materia Medica" from his arms, compared it, and said firmly:

"You are the legendary thousand-year-old ginseng, the king of ginseng kings, the elder ginseng!"

Heijue showed a black question mark expression.

Yasuo pushed the map towards it.

Heijue was shocked.

There are so few people who know their existence, but the purple-haired boy from the Hatake family in front of him actually has his own portrait.

It's just... this painting style... is too ugly, right?

Yasuo twitched the corner of his mouth, he understood Hei Jue's disgust.

You are a ball of briquettes, eyes and mouth, yet you still dare to despise my handwriting!

Yasuo snatched the map, and said angrily: "In short, Mr. Shen, you are now a Konoha special-grade protected animal, and those white things are a first-class protected animal."

Yasuo bared eight teeth, trying to make an expression that would never know the law.

Heijue was a little scared, he was very dissatisfied with Shen Dachang's name, and always thought it was like some kind of strategic food reserve.

Yasuo scratched his head, not knowing what he had done to make this filial son tremble a little.

……

The next day, Hei Jue, no, it was Can Dachang, who lived in the Banner Clan as an animal protection.

When entering the door, Yasuo warned it, don't think about anything unfavorable to the Hatake family, otherwise it will end badly.

The situation is not bad, and it seems that the black zealot who has recognized the form really has no idea against Yasuo, at least Yasuo's data mode has not been activated, and the fountain ray has not appeared.

The next day, Nohara Lin, Obito and others came to Hatake's house to thank Uncle Yasuo.

In addition to not investing in this movie, Yasuo's other credits are obvious to all.

Among other things, the venue helped the crew a lot.

The whole play was filmed in Hatake's family villa.

Including the last scene, the Battle of the Valley of the End, was also in the back mountain of Hatake's house.

Due to the expansion of Konoha's area and the continuous land acquisition by the Hatake family, the Valley of the End has finally become the land of the Hatake family since ancient times.Moreover, the land here is particularly fertile because of the flood that flooded Jinshan more than ten years ago.

The versatile Tamm, this time he also played the role of Mrs. Ma, and his performance was relatively good.

In the ending song, Tamm played the guitar, combined with Yasuo's shakuhachi flute, and played a song of "Swordsman".

It is worth mentioning that, as a protected animal, Shen Dachang lives in Tam's crotch cloth.

When it poked its head out from the suffocating darkness, what it saw was Obito who had opened Sharingan.

Hei Jue's eyes lit up, but he finally returned to calm.

It is indeed a genius to open your eyes and double hook jade directly.

It's a pity that the torrent of the times is no longer something that one or two geniuses can stop.

Tam scratched his crotch, and said to the exposed black head: "Mr. Shen, speaking of which, you are a plant, right? Why are you a protected animal?"

Hei Jue raised his neck, not wanting to chat with a toad.

"I heard that ginseng is a very nourishing ingredient. Since you are the king of ginseng, or ginseng large intestine, it must be very nourishing, right?"

Tam took out the pressure cooker, eager to try it.

"Don't scare the guests."

Yasuo turned his head to warn Tam, holding gifts from the children in his hands, including origami, notebooks, light bulbs made of malt candy and the like.

"Yes, Captain Yasuo!" Tam put away the pressure cooker regretfully, and stretched out his tongue and clam claws to stroke Heijue.

The latter trembled.

Although these days are somewhat difficult, Hei Jue still does not despair.

There is always a way, there is always a way, I can find a way to save my mother from this Yasuo!

With such unswerving ambitions until death, Hei Jue gradually faded away and submerged into Tam's loincloth again.

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(End of this chapter)