The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 392 The Expected Ending (2 in 1)

Under the gaze of Minakame Minato and tens of thousands of eyes in the audience, Jiraiya put his hands in his pockets and swung out violently.

At the same time, dozens of shurikens were randomly thrown out by him like flowers.

"The ultimate mystery of this genius, the art of throwing all the shurikens out specially developed to deal with the smelly old man!"

Ji Lai also laughed wildly: "How about it, be scared! No matter how fast your Flying Thunder God is, my uncle's indiscriminate attack will have no dead ends!"

The audience all stared at Jiraiya who was laughing in astonishment, their hearts were broken.

The long-awaited ninjutsu that can be used to deal with Naruto-level characters is actually such a thing.

This is just throwing shuriken around, right?

It seems that even if you are not a ninja, you can do it, right?

However, unlike the general audience, the ninjas with certain strength and vision all showed admiration.

"The speed and angle are impeccable. Dozens of shurikens can spread out evenly, and the strength of each shuriken is the same..."

Uchiha Madara's face once again showed appreciation, and at the same time showed a moment of thought:

"Is this white-haired boy really not of Uchiha blood? Both Huo Dun and Shuriken are so proficient..."

Uchiha Madara smiled, feeling that he was thinking too much.

He took a sip of Coca-Cola and began to do warm-up activities.

"One two three four, two two three four!"

"Change action!"

"One two three four, two two three four!"

Although Uchiha Madara has undergone long-term nutrition and food preparation, his body bones have become much stronger.

But after all, he is already in his 70s. If he is going to fight, he still has to loosen his muscles and bones first, otherwise it is easy to twist his waist or something.

"Mr. Beaver, is your next match?" Xiao Nan walked over with juice in his hand, "I'm going to the next match, I really want to meet you in the semi-finals..."

"Unfortunately, my opponent is the Uchiha tribe who is said to be "one-on-one must escape". I am afraid the chances of winning will not be great..."

Hearing the word "Uchiha", Uchiha Madara's body shook slightly, and then continued to press his legs.

Xiaonan was used to Mr. Beaver's distraction from time to time, so he didn't think much about it. He pointed to Jiraiya and Mizumon on the stage and said, "Those two ninjas are very powerful. Who do you think will win in the end?"

Uchiha Madara shook his head: "This old man can't see it, but the old man knows that the outcome may be announced soon, so I must hurry up and warm up."

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On the platform, the corner of Jiraiya's mouth showed a slight curvature.

He knew that victory was very close to him.

The shuriken spread out like flying feathers, although it looked like a joke, but in fact Jilai also spent a lot of time practicing, unexpectedly it came in handy today.

In Jiraiya's deduction, the only way Minato can deal with this move is to use the Flying Thunder God technique to avoid it further away.

As long as it is confirmed that Minato has left the battle stage, Jiraiya will immediately use the second part of the technique of throwing all the shurikens out - the technique of throwing all the caltrops out.

The so-called Flying Thunder God Art, in the final analysis, is not really able to fly.

People still have to stand on the ground.

In this case, as long as Minato returns with Flying Thunder God again, he will step on the barbed wire trap, and he can easily win the victory.

Jilai also felt that he was really a tactical genius, for he had formulated such a perfect battle plan in just a split second.

Because he was so proud, Jiraiya's eyes became sunken and obscene.

However, the next moment, Jiraiya was like a duck whose neck was pinched, speechless in surprise.

I saw that Namikaze Minato didn't dodge at all, but quietly watched the shuriken that was coming.

When the sharp shuriken approached, Minato suddenly rolled up and faced the shuriken rain with the smallest area.

In the next moment, the shuriken jingled to the ground and was firmly inserted into the battle platform.

And Minato landed gracefully, showing a faint smile.

He raised his hand lightly, only then did people realize that his ten fingers were filled with all kinds of strangely shaped shurikens.

The audience cheered and applauded, just now Minato's movements were chic and smooth, which also looked cool.

But most of them didn't think it was such a big deal.

From their point of view, this is nothing more than an empty-handed fight, which can be performed by jugglers on the street.

But in the eyes of professionals, this is very remarkable.

Because they asked themselves, facing the powerful shuriken throwing technique just now, they probably could only catch one or two of them at most, and then they would be tied into a sieve.

"Clang clang clang..."

Minato threw the shuriken on the ground, frowned suddenly, and picked up a particularly delicate kunai from it.

In theory, kunai is not a shuriken, but this kind of small ninja is not so detailed. The small kunai is also called flying kunai, and it is often used as a throwing ninja.

Minato felt that in the hybrid version of his Flying Thunder God Art, if he added a Flying Thunder God Kunai, it might be more flexible.

So Minato took this Kunai, which looked like a fine product, into his arms.

At the same time, he bowed to Zilaiye and said, "Uncle Zilaiye, I will accept this Kunai. Thank you, Uncle Zilaiye, for the arrow!"

"That kunai looks familiar, doesn't it?"

Jilai also frowned, recalling in his mind the past when he was chased and killed half of the Land of Rain by a green-eyed mercenary.

"Bah, bah, bah! What the hell am I thinking about?"

Jiraiya shook his head, stared at Minato angrily, and said, "Little devil, how did you do it? Even Sarutobi-sensei couldn't catch my Flying Raijin like this. He has been married for many years, and he doesn't have this hand speed!"

Inside the Hokage Building a few miles away, there was the sound of choking milk again, let's not mention it for now.

Minato raised his hand, squeezed his palm, then half-kneeled suddenly, and stuck his fingers to the ground.

When Minato stood up again, Jiraiya was shocked to find that the five clear finger holes on the ground were clearly visible.

"Teacher Yasuo often taught me that strong fingers are not only the key to improving the speed of forming seals and enhancing the power of spiral pills, but also bring happiness to people."

Minato showed a respectful look and said: "Although I haven't comprehended the last sentence of Teacher Yasuo, I firmly believe in Teacher Yasuo's teaching!"

Jilai also nodded, showing a suddenly realized expression.

Yasuo's fingers are strong, and Jiraiya knew it when he was six years old. Even now, when he thinks about it, he is still afraid for a while, and his buttocks are aching.

The other party is the disciple of that guy Yasuo, and he had never thought of it.

In order for him to inherit that technique, Yasuo must have made him exercise his fingers!

According to legend, the one Kanshou of the three generations of Raikage is the strongest fingering technique, but Jiraiya now feels that his little nephew is also exactly the same.

"No wonder you can catch my shuriken!"

Jilai also showed an expression of admiration: "In terms of the combat power of your fingers, I would like to call you the strongest!"

With a change of expression, Jilai also showed the momentum of breaking the boat, and said: "Now that things have happened, any ordinary ninjutsu can no longer pose a threat to you."

Jiraiya stepped on the wooden clogs, stretched his hands forward, and performed the classic movements of Noh.

"Although I'm not good at illusion, the next move is a ninjutsu performed by me and your master. I don't know if you can withstand it!"

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"Is there a trick yet? Contestant Jiraiya still has a trick!"

Kato's voice came from the radio: "According to what he means, it seems that he wants to use illusion? But is it really okay to remind the opponent before using illusion?"

Shinichi Yamanaka agreed: "Yes, the power of illusion lies in its mystery. If you prepare early, illusion is not so terrible. Why would Jiraiya make such a low-level mistake?"

"You two uncles, you underestimate Minato, as long as it's not Infinite Moon..."

Kushina suddenly remembered Teacher Yasuo's instructions, quickly covered his mouth, and changed his words: "As long as it's not an infinite month card, Minato generally won't be recruited!"

"Hahahahah~"

Kato said with a broken smile, "Kushina-chan is really funny, but which young man can resist the legendary ninja unlimited moon card?"

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"Mr. Beaver, Mr. Beaver, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?" Xiao Nan made an anxious voice.

I saw Uchiha Madara, who was doing leg presses, when he heard the word "Infinite Moon", he suddenly made a split, and the whole person became a split horse.

"Ow—"

Uchiha Madara groaned in pain: "Call the doctor, call the doctor!"

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At the same time, Zirai on the high platform also heard Kushina's words.

He sneered and said, "Aren't you afraid of illusion? Boy, this is not an ordinary illusion, but a ninjutsu specially designed to deal with a young man like you!"

Saying that, Ji Lai also took out two cotton balls, plugged his ears, and shouted:

"Accept the trick, Illusion·Material Selected Screening Technique!"

Following a puff of smoke, a screen appeared beside Jiraiya.

At the same time, a very shameful picture appeared on the screen, accompanied by various depraved sounds.

"And this kind of ninjutsu?"

“Worth the price of admission!”

"It's great to be a ninja!"

"This old man is 58 years old, is it too late to change careers and become a ninja?"

……

This time, the audience showed much higher enthusiasm than before in the face of Jiraiya's secret technique.

The audience who came to the scene with their wives turned their heads in a very sanctimonious manner, and at the same time they cried out in their hearts that it was a pity.

Guys without girlfriends completely indulged themselves, and immediately took out their binoculars to study carefully.

This is not just looking at pornography, but learning ninjutsu.

Many people have made up their minds that when bragging with others in the future, they must add that I once faced a phantom attack by a Jonin head-on, and survived only at the cost of losing some cells.

The cells here refer to salivary cells and some blood cells.

Of course, these pictures released by Jiraiya are all from his custom shop.

When collecting materials for Nvtang, Jilai never videotaped him, so he wasn't so tasteless.

Even so, the faces of the girls on the screen are all coded.

……

Never having seen such a magnificent view, nor heard such strange sounds, the young Minato was stunned.

He stared straight at Xue Bai in the picture, traces of bright red nosebleeds flowed from his nostrils.

"Wave! Wind! Water! Door!"

Suddenly, the roar of the Hedong lion resounded like a big bell resounding through the sky, and Minato suddenly woke up.

"Little devil, don't resist, just watch it if you want, it is very necessary for young people to learn this kind of knowledge..."

Closing his eyes with difficulty, Minato suddenly disappeared in place.

At the same time, Keiko was humming a ditty while cooking in the Hatake Clan's land.

Both sons don't go home for dinner at noon, so she plans to make some simple food.

And in another room, a fat little white snake was coiled around the head of a kid in crotch pants.

Next to the kid, there is a French fighting dog wagging its tail boredly.

Ninja Parker yawned and said, "Wan Ji, you've been staring at the mirror for half an hour, haven't you put on your makeup yet?"

"Shut up, stupid dog!"

Wan Ji put her head on Kakashi's head, and said condescendingly: "Who used shampoo to wash your hair for more than half an hour before? I feel heartbroken for the Hatake family's water bill!"

"Shh! Keep your voice down!"

Parker quickly lowered his voice and said, "Don't hurt me, Master Yasuo will die if he hears me!"

"Don't worry, Yasuo and the others have all gone to watch the game." Wan Ji said indifferently.

"No, you don't know, Lord Yasuo is a devil... an omniscient god, maybe he can know our current conversation!"

"Take it!"

Suddenly a yellow figure appeared in the room, kicked Parker a somersault, then picked up the mirror in front of Wan Ji, turned around and disappeared.

"It's over, woo woo woo, it's all your stupid snake talking nonsense!"

Parker shivered at Kakashi's feet: "Master Yasuo said that eating dog meat soup in winter is the most nourishing... You are still laughing! Master Yasuo also said that stewed snake broth in summer is the best for clearing away heat and detoxification, protecting the liver and improving eyesight." Already!"

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On the ring, Jiraiya found that the water gate had completely disappeared, and immediately prepared to use the technique of throwing all the caltrops.

But at this moment, a golden light flashed, and Minato appeared on the battle platform again.

"Young man, that's right, continue to appreciate the skill of this great genius in selecting materials over the years... Nani!"

Just when Jilai also thought that he had the chance to win, Minato slowly aimed the floor mirror at the projector.

In order to prevent the sharp blade from hurting himself, Jilai also put earplugs on himself early in the morning, in order not to hear these sounds.

But at this moment, he saw the picture in the mirror.

Looking at the content in the mirror, Zilai also blushed more and more.

Although this kind of "ninjutsu" can be isolated by closing the eyes, Jiraiya can't do it at all.

In the end, the great Toad Immortal, one of Konoha Huang's gambling, drug, and greedy four ninjas, known as the hero Jiraiya, passed out due to excessive nosebleeds, and lost the final battle with the future legendary ninja, Namikaze Minato. .

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grateful:

Enemy Wei rewards 1888+588+999 book coins

His brother in heaven rewards 2000 starting coins

Konoha no Gou rewards 500 starting coins at the finale

Yanyun Shenwei rewards 100 starting coins

Classmate Zifeng rewarded 100 book coins

(End of this chapter)