The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 295 Hatake's Lunch and Telescope Art (2 in 1)

Yasuo slept under the covers for another hour, and woke up feeling a little hungry.

When he came to the hall, Keiko was sewing clothes, sewing needles, and giggling silly at the same time.

It doesn't seem very good to describe his mother like this, but Yasuo really thinks that Keiko's smile is a bit silly, just like the expression on the master's face when he looks at Katerina's portrait.

It's nothing more than one is more erotic and the other is more warm.

On the other side of the hall, Tsunade was holding a stack of flower paper, which was smeared with paste and carefully pasted around the windows.

"Mom, I'm back, are you surprised or surprised?"

Guiltyly avoiding Tsunade's cannibalistic eyes, Yasuo greeted his mother, then stretched out his hand, and said, "I'm hungry!"

However nothing happens.

"Mom? I'm hungry!"

"My stomach is growling!"

……

After saying it three times in a row, Keiko came back to his senses, raised his head and said in surprise, "Ah, it's Yasuo, you're back!"

then……

There was no more, Keiko was still knitting with a smile on her face.

The little padded jacket in Keiko's hand obviously belonged to Hatake's eldest nephew, and Keiko was immersed in the joy of becoming a grandma soon.

He shook his hand in front of his mother's eyes, but found that it was completely useless, so Yasuo had to turn his gaze to Tsunade.

"Hey, Tsunade-san, long time no see!" Yasuo waved at her.

Before Yasuo asked further questions about where there is food, Tsunade turned his head away: "Bastard Yasuo, don't talk to me, do you remember what I said on the phone that day?"

Touching his head, Yasuo replied truthfully: "I seem to have forgotten..."

"you……"

Tsunade stamped his feet, turned his head and looked at Yasuo angrily.

At this time, she was wearing a golden single ponytail, and her pink and tender cheeks were slightly bulging, like a goldfish.

"stop laughing!"

Yasuo burst out laughing, Tsunade became even angrier, and stomped a little harder.

Yasuo looked at the slightly cracked floor with distress.

This is a house passed down by grandpa, and it will be a proper antique in the era of bloggers, so we can't let this prodigal girl continue to cause disasters.

Stepping forward to grab Tsunade's arm, Yasuo said: "There can be no overnight feud between good friends. Since I made you angry on the phone before, let's cancel the thing that you took advantage of me last night!"

Tsunade tilted her head, stunned by Yasuo's shamelessness.

Her small mountain was shamelessly occupied by Yasuo, and she deliberately avoided talking about it, but she didn't expect Yasuo to take the initiative to talk about it, and he was so confident.

But before Tsunade could figure out how to retort, a big hand covered her head, and then rubbed her hair vigorously.

Tsunade's face turned red all of a sudden.

It was also this hand that used to land on my head when I encountered danger countless times and felt confused, bringing me courage and strength, and dispelling all anxiety and confusion.

Today, it is still the same posture, the same touch, but it was a small hand back then, but now it is a big hand.

Feeling the warmth of his palm, Tsunade raised his head, and what met her eyes was that pure and bright smile.

Looking at each other, a little warmth spread in front of their eyes.

Tsunade subconsciously stood on tiptoe, and moved his head slightly.

However, just as her lips were about to reach junior Yasuo's lips, Yasuo scratched his head and said:

"That...you don't have to blame yourself, I forgive you, if you need a chest massage next time, I can help."

"Go to hell!"

With an angry Jiaohe, Yasuo flew out of the room like a kite with a broken string, drawing a rainbow-like curve.

……

"Yasuo?"

"Mr. Yasuo?"

Sakumo supported Yizi, and Orochimaru followed behind him, and the three of them stared blankly at the somewhat embarrassed Yasuo.

"Hey, it's Orochimaru and Sakumo, and my sister-in-law, sister Yiko, you are getting more and more beautiful!"

Yasuo got up quickly, and then greeted several people.

It's not entirely a compliment, Yoshiko is indeed more beautiful with the nourishment of love, and the eyebrows are somewhat similar to Mito when she was young.

The only difference is that Mito has a red ball head, while Yoshiko has red double ponytails.

Of course, this is probably because Yiko appeared in front of people with a pair of ponytails in the last few days.

After marrying into the Hatake family, she will become Yoshiko Hatake, and her hair style will be changed to that of a married woman.

As a younger brother-in-law, Yasuo felt that it was necessary for him to suggest to Yiko to learn the Yin seal from Grandma Mito.

This ninjutsu is so easy to use, who knows who uses it.

And even though Yasuo called Mito Grandma, Mito had to be called Aunt Yiko or Auntie, so he would not be stingy about teaching the Yin Seal.

Decades later, Shuo Mao will definitely thank me!

Yasuo grinned openly.

"Yasuo, what are you doing? Why are you looking at your sister-in-law giggling? Still drooling?" Shuo Mao reached out and patted Yasuo on the forehead.

"Hey!" Shuo Mao really didn't think of brotherhood, and he was quite serious. Yasuo covered his head and gritted his teeth for a while, and then said with some doubts: "Did you go out for a walk? There was no one at home early in the morning. Seeing your people."

"Early in the morning?"

Shuo Mao frowned and looked at the sun hanging high in the sky. Although he didn't have a watch, Shuo Mao was sure that it was at least eleven o'clock.

Orochimaru knew Yasuo best, he covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Brother Sakumo, it is indeed morning for Yasuo-kun."

Then, he turned his head and explained to Yasuo: "Today is Miss Yiko's prenatal check-up day, and I have a part-time job at Konoha Hospital recently. After assisting in the check-up, I accompanied sister Yiko and elder brother Sakumo back."

Yizi also boasted with a smile: "Thanks to Orochimaru's care during this time, he is really careful!"

Saying that, Yizi gave Sakumo a white look: "If it all depends on someone, I may not know that I have a child in my stomach until now."

Shuo Mao scratched his head, and said with some shame: "It's all my fault. You vomited several times before. I thought it was just a simple bad appetite, and I was also to blame. You shouldn't drink that day... But who You know you can get pregnant just once..."

"Stop, stop!"

Yasuo hurriedly called to stop, he was still just a kid, he was not suitable to listen to this, it was too shameful and sensual.

……

Lunch is prepared by Orochimaru. The style is relatively simple, but it is very nutritious. It is said that it is beneficial to pregnant women.

Hatake's family does not share meals, but meals together. This is also the result of Yasuo's troubles since he was a child.

Although not very healthy, it is more in line with Yasuo's habits.

The family sat neatly together, looking lively and warm.

"Just a little less wine."

"It's just that Zilai is missing."

The two brothers spoke at the same time.

There is definitely no alcohol, and Yiko is pregnant, so she must not drink alcohol.

Moreover, Sakumo is really not very good at alcohol. Not to mention the last time he was drunk in Hidden Sand Village, but when he returned to Konoha, he used the strength of alcohol to play hooligans and created Kakashi. He is really drunk scum.

As for the self...

Naturally, Jiraiya will not come back. He is still teaching his apprentices writing skills in the Land of Rain, and by the way, imparting some ninjutsu.

After all, when collecting materials from female soups from various countries, if you don't have basic skills, you will definitely be beaten to death.

If you are beaten to death, you will naturally not be able to complete a great work.

These things are all in one continuous line, and they will not be sloppy when they come.

It's just pity for No Naoyu, from what Tsunade said, this girl always has a sad face recently.

But this is also something that can't be done.

"Loving someone who doesn't come home

等待 一 扇 不 的 门

善变 的 眼神

紧闭 的 双 唇

何必 再 去 苦苦强求

Ask hard. "

At least Nonoyu's fate is much better than that of his previous life, and he also has more sustenance and hope than Yamato Nadeko, who has been bitterly in love with Zilai but has no results.

There is another thing Yasuo is also curious about: "Oshemaru, didn't you say that you are not interested in medical ninjutsu? Why do you work part-time in a hospital?"

"Are you a nurse? Wearing a nurse's uniform?" Yasuo tilted his head, thinking of something.

"No, Yasuo-kun."

Orochimaru gave Yasuo a piece of Banana-flavored fried river fish, and said with a smile, "I'm helping in the obstetrics department."

"obstetrics?!!!"

Yasuo was almost stuck in the throat by a fishbone: "How did you think of working part-time in the obstetrics department?"

"Um……"

Orochimaru hesitated for a while, and said, "Because I like children too!"

Now, Yasuo finally figured it out, no wonder it was Orochimaru who first found out that Yiko was pregnant.

Unexpectedly, under his positive influence, Orochimaru was actually interested in the child.

Listen, he even works part-time at Konoha Hospital.

Still obstetrics!

What does this mean?

This shows that Orochimaru loves children from the bottom of his heart!

Aunt Snake in the blogger biography is very fond of children. As a woman, she created a child named Siyue.

Not only brought him up, but also cared about Miyue's studies and making friends.

That being the case, will Konoha's collapse plan still exist?

For a moment, Yasuo felt a sense of accomplishment.

Old man Sarutobi, old man Sarutobi, I have saved your old life, I am afraid you will never have the chance to use Ghoul Seal again.

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and the seven-level pagoda is at least several million?

It is also reasonable to want to charge you more benefits.

Yasuo chewed the fried river fish, resting his chin with one hand, thinking happily in his heart.

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At the same time, in Hokage's office.

After signing the last document, Hiruzaru Sarutobi finished his busy work in the morning.

Looking at the wall clock, the time has come to twelve o'clock.

Usually at this time Sarutobi Hiruzen should go to the cafeteria to eat, but today he ate a bit too much breakfast, and he is not hungry yet.

Taking advantage of this rare time, he plans to start doing some personal things.

Sarutobi Hiruzen took out a crystal ball from the drawer, and began to inject the Five Elements Chakra into it.

The crystal ball instantly formed a colorful phantom inside, and finally formed the image of a street somewhere in Konoha.

This is a newly developed ninjutsu recently developed by Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he named it the Jutsu of the Telescope.

This is a ninjutsu used to protect Konoha, well, at least that's the original intention.

In the war that just ended, other villages sent more and more spies to Konoha, and most of Konoha Anbu's elite ninjas went out to fight, and the pressure of the spy war became increasingly heavy.

Can one person be in charge of more monitoring areas?

In order to solve the problem in front of him, Hiruzaru Sarutobi came up with the idea of ​​developing a ninjutsu that can monitor the entire village.

As a well-known ninjutsu doctor in the ninja world, Hiruzaru Sarutobi is unparalleled in the basic theory of ninjutsu.

In the end, under Sarutobi Hiruzen's disdainful efforts, the telescopic technique was finally born, and today is its first actual test.

however……

For unknown reasons, there are some incomprehensible discrepancies between this technique and Sarutobi Hiruzen's idea.

When Hiruzaru Sarutobi excitedly turned his peeping target to Konoha Nuyu, what appeared in the crystal ball was not the white body surrounded by mist.

"Error, 404 not found?"

What appeared in the crystal ball was a thick mosaic, even a blue screen, and a letter with unknown meaning.

After further testing, Hiruzaru Sarutobi found that not only Konoha Nuyu, but also in many corners of Konoha, this situation occurs.

In the end, Hiruzaru Sarutobi had no choice but to come to a conclusion depressed, but wherever there is wifi, his telescope skills will be blocked.

"Sure enough... Did Blackwater Telecom also use a similar chakra change?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen naturally didn't know that there was a thing in the world called the true eye, or in other words, called the control guard. He could only use his own chakra ninjutsu system to explain the occurrence of this abnormality.

Control Guard, an item in the game "League of Legends", is a consumable.

Control wards can see nearby invisible units and traps, and disable spotting wards.

Even the reconnaissance guards can be ineffective, so how could the mere pervert peeping technique not be ineffective?

Tried many times in succession, but couldn't see the situation in Nyoyu, Hiruzaru Sarutobi sighed helplessly, this telescope technique, I am afraid it can only be regarded as tasteless.

There's no way he could have had the network taken down.

Today, the Internet has become a daily necessities that Konoha ninjas and civilians cannot live without. It is impossible to remove the Internet just because of one ninjutsu.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stuffed the crystal ball back into the cabinet, then took out the phone from his pocket, and clicked on an app called "Beauty Mahjong".

Although the technique of the telescope did not achieve the expected effect, but the beautiful mahjong is still reassuring.

As long as each level is passed, there will be a beautiful young lady who will remove the only cool cloth left on her body...

Hiruzaru Sarutobi wiped away the bleeding from his nose, and began to concentrate on playing mahjong.

……

"Damn it, it's fired again! One shot and two shots!"

With a mournful cry, Hiruzaru Sarutobi slumped down on the office chair in frustration.

Although he likes beautiful women, he is not good at playing mahjong.

His wife, Sarutobi Biwako is very good at playing mahjong, but thinking about it, she probably doesn't like beautiful women.

For the sake of life safety, Hiruzaru Sarutobi gave up the idea of ​​asking his wife to help him beat him.

"Huh? This is?"

Looking at the recharge window that popped up in front of him, Hiruzaru Sarutobi remembered that today is the day when this "Beauty Mahjong" is officially launched, and he only played the public beta version before.

"Recharge diamonds, can you renew one life?"

"There are also props to peek at the cards in the previous player's hand?"

"Can the probability of self-touching character tasks be improved?"

……

Looking at the dazzling array of paid products, Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked surprised at first, and then took out a coupon card that Danzo gave him earlier, and his smile gradually became presumptuous...

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