The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 196 Masahiko's Funeral (Addition 2)

On the second day, the weather was beautiful, the week-long rain ended, the sky cleared, and there were no clouds in the sky.

After bidding farewell to Mito, Yasuo went out to the east of the village in a party of four, each carrying a small bundle.

They will represent Mito and attend Masahiko Uzumaki's funeral.

Uzumaki Masahiko, as the Great Elder of Uzumaki Country, is a figure who has crossed the era, and his age is the highest in the ninja world.

In this chaotic world where the average life expectancy is only about 30 years old, Masahiko Uzumaki is undoubtedly a blessed person.

Death at this age is considered a joy and sorrow, so the few people including Mito did not feel too much sadness.

As Masahiko's young apprentice, Yoshiko Uzumaki was supposed to accompany him, but unfortunately, he and Sakumo happened to go abroad to perform a mission.

As for Uzumaki Suzumi and other Uzumaki people who are far away, they don't need to attend the funeral.

The scenery in autumn is very good. The four of them traveled all the way to the mountains and rivers, visited various places of interest, and crawled slowly.

In the end, relying on Ryze's ult move, Twisting Realm Leap, he arrived in the country of vortex on November [-]th.

This is a bleak autumn day, with white clouds floating in the sky, the sun shining on the earth, and the temperature may be five degrees above zero.

The funeral was held at Nanshan Cemetery in Uzumaki Hidden Village, and the person in charge was Gensuke Uzumaki, the current patriarch of Uzumaki Clan.

However, Gensuke did not preside over the funeral in the capacity of Uzumaki patriarch or Uzumaki country lord.

Since Uzumaki Masahiko has maintained the body of a boy for more than a hundred years, naturally there will be no offspring.

Uzumaki Gensuke is Nanako's husband, which is equivalent to Masahiko's son-in-law.

Under the circumstances that the first student Uzumaki Hitomi is very unreliable, he is indeed the most suitable person in charge.

"A bow!"

...

"Two bows!"

...

"Three bows!"

...

"Present flowers, family members return!"

Following Gensuke's libretto, the solemn team began to move forward slowly, and everyone in the team lowered their heads and remained silent.

Yasuo and the others are very young and are at the end of the line.

To be more serious, based on the two lines of Masahiko and Mito, as Yasuo's brother, Sakumo should call Yiko a grandma.

In Yasuo's previous life, when a centenarian passed away, he would always invite an opera troupe to sing and play. When the suona rang, the rhythm would pick up.

However, it is clear that the country of Uzumaki is not such a custom, which makes Yasuo's new shakuhachi song "Today is a good day" that Yasuo practiced hard along the way useless.

Helpless, Yasuo had no choice but to follow at the end of the team and slowly moved forward. After about 10 minutes, he finally moved to the front of the coffin.

"Grandpa Masahiko, thank you for guiding me and Yasuo's Sanshenjutsu, we are all Chunin now, please rest in peace!"

Tsunade bowed deeply to the coffin, and then threw a bouquet of wild autumn chrysanthemums into the pit waiting for burial. When he looked up, his little face was covered with tears.

Hey, when it comes to this scene, can't I be a little sad?

Yasuo shook his head, and began to take things out of his arms like a magic trick.

"Others call you immortal, but there is no one who is truly immortal in this world. You are still dead after all..."

Lowering his head, Yasuo whispered in a voice he could only hear: "This is your lucky underpants. I was going to throw it away a long time ago, but your stupid apprentice returned it, so I left it today. , now, return it to its original owner."

"Also, I heard that you are a 100-year-old virgin. It's really sad. In this phone, there is a study material of G's Tang Dynasty. I will also give it to you. I hope it can ease your life on the road to Huangquan. loneliness."

"..."

Under Uzumaki Gensuke's confused expression, Yasuo threw something into the pit, put his palms together, bowed to the coffin, turned and left.

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After answering the ceremony, following Yuansuke's order, several strong men carried the coffin and put it into the pit, and then backfilled the excavated soil one by one.

"Teacher, this is youth!"

Masahiko's first disciple, Uzumaki Hitomi, shed tears like a gate, and firmly inserted a half-person-high stone tablet into the soil.

"Masahiko Uzumaki was born in 440 of the Warring States Period and died in the Uzumaki Kingdom for 20 years at the age of 110 years old."

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Returning to Whirlpool Hidden Village, Yasuo and the others were inevitably a little sad, even Jilai was so heartless, and even people who had never met Masahiko were a little silent.

so……

Yasuo clapped his fists and secretly made up his mind that when he died in the future, he must make a rule, walk with the trumpet and suona, and dance with the pastoral cancan, so that he can walk in a lively and beautiful way.

Xiao Kuishinai babbled and cried all afternoon, maybe she was sleepy now, and she was in a deep sleep, Yasuo couldn't bother her, so he could only hand over the snacks she prepared to Nanako.

Nanako's eyes were swollen badly, and she didn't know how many times she cried in the past few days. In short, she was very haggard.

Yasuo didn't know how to comfort him, so he had no choice but to say nothing.

Dinner is still the standard Uzumaki country style-noodle dumpling with small dried fish.

Not only Yasuo, but also Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya who were fed up, just moved their chopsticks politely.

After returning to the guest room, Yasuo couldn't wait to channel Tamm out.

Originally, he planned to eat hot pot, but the smell of hot pot was really strong. If someone found out, Yasuo and others were eating hot pot and singing in such an atmosphere, it would be a bit embarrassing.

Without an open flame, Tam's skills can still conjure up many tricks, but everyone is a little absent-minded while eating delicious food...

Not because of the impact of the funeral, but...

days without internet...

Really boring! ! !

Ji Lai also took out his mobile phone and looked at it. Facing the empty signal, he sighed: "Fortunately, "Intimate Paradise" is just a draft, and the serialization has not started yet, otherwise it will be discontinued for several days, sure. I will be scolded to death by the readers again."

""Massiveness in Paradise"?"

Tsunade stuffed a piece of sashimi into her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, she muttered: "Is this a romance novel? I can't see it, you fool would actually go to write something like this."

"Romance?"

Ji Lai also froze for a moment, nodded quickly and said: "Yes! Yes! Yes! This is a cross-age romance novel, which will break the shackles of traditional literature, and use the most realistic, simple, and shocking words to directly hit the audience. The most primitive feelings in people's hearts!"

"If that's the case, I'll reward you with a lord at that time, as the forum coupons can't be used up recently." As he said that, Tsunade gave Yasuo an angry look.

For some reason, the far-sighted Yasuo is consciously quitting Tsunade from gambling.

For example, now that Hearthstone Tavern shares dividends, Yasuo will not give Tsunade cash, and will issue coupons instead.

Although it will cost a lot of points to open the package, Tsunade still has some surplus after all, because even if he is exploited by Yasuo again and again, Tsunade still holds 5.00% of the shares of Hearthstone Tavern, and every quarter It can bring her a huge fortune.

"It's a deal!" Jiraiya said with bright eyes, "My writing is top-notch, and you will definitely like it."

"Yasuo-kun, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Orochimaru suddenly noticed that Yasuo looked a little absent-minded.

Yasuo frowned and murmured, "It moved? Impossible?"

"What moved?" Tsunade and Jiraiya also turned their heads and asked curiously.

"It's nothing."

Yasuo pondered for a while, then suddenly asked: "Tsunade, speaking of which, did your grandfather die?"

Tsunade hesitated for a moment, and said: "It shouldn't be counted. Although the specific situation is not clear, but I heard from Brother Gensuke that Grandpa seems to have accidentally inhaled into the trachea while drinking Zengwei soup, and suffocated to death."

"Choked to death on the soup?"

Yasuo's eyes widened, a little unbelievable, after thinking about it, Yasuo suddenly said, "Come on, let's gamble!"

Although in the original book, the Tsunade siren only works on the day when the incident happened, but that is because Tsunade gambles every day, and now Tsunade is forced to quit gambling by himself, so maybe it will take effect in the latest gambling?

Yasuo was noncommittal, but took out the dice anyway.

"What, you are the one who said to quit gambling, and you are the one who said to gamble, men are so fickle!"

Although he said so, Tsunade still picked up the gambling tool without hesitation: "How much is the bet?"

Yasuo recalled the fear of being dominated by Tsunade's dice back then, and pondered: "1 to [-] is too small and meaningless, let's bet ten yuan."

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Three minutes later, Yasuo was in deep thought, clutching a ten-dollar coin in his hand.

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