Life game

Chapter 760 One Hundred Uses of Shit
Jiang Feng was sitting in the car. On the screen of his phone, he sent Wu Minqi a message telling her that he was on his way back, but what Zhou Shi said to him when he was waiting for the car just now was in his mind.

Opportunities may be given by God, but the person who makes the choice is himself.

He felt that he seemed to be able to understand Zhou Shi's thoughts, but he couldn't. He somewhat agreed with Zhou Shi's thoughts, but not so much.

Jiang Feng felt that he was a poor child working for a witch in the western fairy tales he read when he was a child. The witch gave him a mess and asked him to tidy up the twine.But he couldn't find the end of the thread no matter what, even if he found it, it would be broken and he had to start looking again.

Just thinking about it all the way, Jiang Feng returned home.

Wu Minqi was sitting on the yoga mat in the living room, her body was sweating, it seemed that she was sitting and resting after doing yoga just now, and was going to take a bath later.

"Fengfeng, what is Chef A Nuo looking for you for?" Wu Minqi was a little curious.

Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the reality show.

Wu Minqi's first reaction after hearing the news was similar to that of Lu Sheng's. It was probably that no one would smash the pie in the sky, but just smashed their heads at Jiang Feng, Lu Sheng and the others in a daze.

"It's a good thing. Although I haven't watched that reality show, it is also an old-fashioned reality show. I remember that the popularity has always been quite high. If you participate in the reality show, you can compete with Chef Arnold. No matter how you look at it, it is a good thing. Ah, I definitely want to participate." Wu Minqi said.

Jiang Feng told Wu Minqi about the undecided personnel for the current reality show, the unknown competition system, and the lack of funds.

Wu Minqi: ...

Wu Minqi was originally sitting cross-legged on the yoga mat, but after listening to Jiang Feng for so long with her head up, she felt that this position was a bit tired, so she simply stood up and moved to sit on the edge of the leather sofa.

"I think I still want to participate." Wu Minqi still insisted on her own idea, even though this program seems to be different from what she just thought, "As long as Chef Arnold is willing to participate, this is a good opportunity to exercise, even if it is I think I have to participate in the competition even if I pay the money.”

Jiang Feng had reservations about this. After all, whether Chef Arnold participated in the competition would depend on his reaction after eating chickpeas tomorrow.

If you are shocked, you must participate in the competition, not only to participate, but also to find ways to press Jiang Feng to the ground and hammer hard.

If he dismisses it, it means that the show will definitely be cool. Chef Arnold will probably sneer at Jiang Feng and even disdain him even more. Maybe he will give full play to his sarcasm characteristics and ridicule Jiang Feng in all directions 360 degrees without dead ends.

Let Jiang Feng experience the full set of packages that Zhang Guanghang directly gave to mock autism.

By the way, what did Chef Arnold say to Lao Zhang back then?He actually told people that he was autistic.

Although Jiang Feng wanted to know, he didn't dare to ask.

Wu Minqi was going to take a bath at first, but after listening to what Jiang Feng said for so long, the sweat on her body was almost dry, so she didn't want to take a bath for a while.

Besides, it's not yet eleven o'clock. As an excellent and qualified young man in his early 20s, Wu Minqi would not go to bed so early even though she has already lived a 996 life.

"Why don't we watch Chef Arnold's show back then." Wu Minqi suggested, "I've only heard of this show, but I've never watched it."

Jiang Feng thinks it's wonderful, they are here to speculate and analyze, it is better to watch the reality show first, and understand what kind of urine this program group is before making a judgment.

Because it was a variety show, the first episode was quite long. Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi didn't watch variety shows, but wanted to see how the variety show was filmed and how it was filmed, so they randomly picked the middle of the episode and clicked on it.

Because of the age, the picture quality is not very good.

Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi were deeply shocked as soon as they clicked on it.

How to put it, although they have heard that in the first season of this reality show, the funds were not very sufficient because the management was not very optimistic, and the program group in the middle and early stages was very poor, so save as much as you can.It was later broadcast that Chef Arnold became popular all over the United States with his wonderful personality, and the ratings went up gradually. The capital father looked at him with a smile on his face and a lot of money. It was not until the later stage that the program group began to change Wealthy, very rich.

But it is also too poor.

The shoddy opening titles are fine, after all, everyone can understand being poor.But why do you still need to do special effects when you are so poor? It’s still the kind of wonderful flame special effects that are too many for five-point special effects.

Jiang Feng understood why Chef Arnold was unwilling to participate in the second season. He appeared in the same frame with such a wonderful special effect, with an arrogant expression on his face, like the second best in the world.After watching the broadcast program, Chef Arnold probably wanted to beat the program crew to death.

Excluding unknown contestants, the competition system was somewhat unclear at the beginning, and it was not for nothing that this reality show became a big hit back then.

Chef Arnold is just too good to be true.

The competition system is actually very simple, that is, study for the quiz, study for the big test, and take the test after elimination.The episode that Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi fast-forwarded to watch was basically a retreat for several young chefs under the guidance of Arnold. Everyone got along, ate and lived together.

The story that should have been very dull and boring, has become colorful because of Chef Arnold.

In Jiang Feng's memory, this kind of reality show, which is based on training and elimination as its selling point, usually requires contestants to fight each other if they want to stimulate the audience's desire to watch.You may quarrel in the living room, you may quarrel in the bedroom, you may quarrel over a glass of water, or you may quarrel over a glass of milk. Foreign reality shows are often more exciting than domestic ones.

People in China don’t know how to use hands when arguing, they usually just connotate or roll their eyes. Abroad, they can not only use hands, but also use fists, shit, fk and other words that can be directly turned into asterisks.

But this program is different, each member is very loving, even very harmonious, cherish each other, help each other, there is no conflict, harmonious and beautiful like a paradise.

Because this show has Chef Arno.

Chef Arnold is responsible for all the swearing and tearing. He is the only one who tears others up, and others dare not tear him up.The contestants left the dormitory dejectedly, and returned to the dormitory happily, as if they regarded the dormitory as their warmest harbor.The worst thing was that they didn't dare to speak clearly and speak ill of Chef Arnold, because at that time, Chef Arnold was already one of the most powerful chefs in the United States.

The contestants spoke very euphemistically, saying that Chef Arnold had a bad temper. Although his words were really ugly, they knew that Chef Arnold hated iron for their own good.

Chef Arnold was very straightforward. He felt that the contestants were a bunch of shit.

It's all rubbish.

After spending almost an hour fast-forwarding through this episode, Jiang Feng discovered that Chef Arnold likes to talk shit very much.

A simple word was forced out of his mouth.

Coupled with the straightforward translation of the translation team back then, Chef Arnold's cursing words became quite comical.

It seems that your dish is like shit, are you going to serve this shit to the guests?

What kind of shit is that in your head?You are a piece of shit.

Throw away that shitty sauce you just made, it doesn't deserve to be on my counter and it's dirtying my eyes.

My gosh, this is some shit.

……

After watching this episode of the variety show, Jiang Feng didn't remember anything, his mind was full of shit.

Looking at the later stage, Jiang Feng even had a shit scene in his mind when he saw those students making dishes that still made people feel uncomfortable under Chef Arnold's high-pressure scolding.

How to put it, I don't know if it's because of the editing of the program, but it's really shit.

Jiang Feng didn't have any special thoughts after watching it, but simply wanted to continue watching the next issue.

This damn variety show is really addictive.

Chef Arnold's swearing at people is really wonderful. Except for the cameraman and even the director, the whole episode of the variety show was not left behind. He scolded the students, the competition system, and even the food supplier.The most important thing is that he scolds people on the basis of ideas, and he is not vexatious at all.If the food is not good, he will scold the cook, if the ingredients are not good, he will scold the food supplier, if there is a problem with the competition system, he will scold the director.

After the whole episode of the show, there was not a single sentence that was repeated. It was even worse than the old man's swearing. Jiang Feng felt that Chef Arnold, the variety show of this season, could produce a collection of swearing.

It's a pity that A Nuo was born in the wrong place. If his mother tongue was Chinese, the swear words would not be as monotonous as those words starting with shit and f, but would be more exciting, more elegant, and more artistic.

Jiang Feng began to understand why Chef Arnold was so popular.

Because he is a straight-up villain.

Chef Arnold very clearly and directly expressed his disgust, discrimination, and contempt for other people, and the reasons for his disgust, discrimination, and contempt are very simple, because he really looks down.

He's also really awesome.

The most important thing is to see him scolding people is really happy, anyway, he is scolding others and not himself.

Then Jiang Feng realized that if his chickpeas were not as satisfactory tomorrow, or did not meet the effect and standard that Chef Arnold wanted, then the academy he was scolded in the variety show he saw today would be himself tomorrow .

Just thinking about Jiang Feng made him shudder.

When Chef Arnold scolds, he is full of momentum and speaks fast. He is a strong man himself. He often slaps his head and face when he scolds. The other party may not react or even hear clearly. He has already started to feel guilty and afraid physically and psychologically. up.

Then, after Chef Arnold finished scolding, he could replay in detail to realize what Chef Arnold scolded himself just now.

Jiang Feng seemed to know why Zhang Guanghang was shut up by Chef Arnold back then.

"Fengfeng, do we want to watch another episode?" Wu Minqi just watched the variety show with great interest, but now she doesn't want to take a bath at all, she just wants to be together again.

"Qiqi." Jiang Feng grabbed Wu Minqi's arm nervously, his body straightened, and he seemed to be a little nervous because of something.

"Ok?"

"What do you think of the clear soup I made this morning?" Jiang Feng had already started to have a picture of Chef Arnold firing on him tomorrow in his mind.

"It's... very good, I don't see any problem. Did you use clear soup today? I remember that you used the clear soup made yesterday for the chickpeas at noon. The clear soup you made today should be reserved for tomorrow. That's right." Wu Minqi didn't understand why Jiang Feng remembered his clear soup after watching the variety show well.

Jiang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "Then how do you think my chickpeas are doing? Is it stable? Is the customer feedback okay? There should be no bad reviews, right?"

Wu Minqi:?

"Of course there are no bad reviews. Fengfeng's chicken bean curd is the most difficult dish to order in our store now. Ah Yue was still telling me during lunch today. She receives countless calls from customers every day. I want to go through the back door from her to add my chickpea curd to the reservation, or squeeze forward." Wu Minqi looked at Jiang Feng with some doubts.

"That's good, that's good." Jiang Feng felt a little relieved, looked at the time on the tablet and found that it was twelve o'clock, got up quickly, packed his clothes and went to take a shower.

Seeing that Jiang Feng went to take a bath first, Wu Minqi happily clicked on the next issue, and continued to watch variety shows with relish.

(End of this chapter)