The rise of the giants: Reborn daughter is a scholar

"Mr. Wen, your son is so cute!" The woman had bubbles in her eyes.

cute?This is used to describe me?I am handsome!

"Auntie, I'm five years old this year! I'm not suitable for being cute, but you have become an auntie, why do you still have a bow on your head? My younger sister didn't use it when she was four years old." I was so mad at her. .

"Cough, cough, cough~" The woman was choked immediately, the smile on her face froze, and I saw her face twitching again, shedding another layer of powder.

The wind was just blowing, and I quickly covered my nose. I am the pillar of the future, and I cannot be killed by harmful substances like this.

"Brother, is she an aunt? But when our Aunt Li smiles, she doesn't lose pink on her face!" The younger sister asked curiously with a simple face and eyes like Bambi's.

I take back my statement that my sister is an idiot.

The woman's complexion changed from crow's feet from a deep smile to stiff, livid face as ugly as poop.

"Auntie, my Aunt Li said that at a certain age, she will not be able to poop in the toilet, and then her face will be ugly. Auntie, are you unable to poop in the toilet? Aunt Li told me that eating Bishengyuan is useful! "I kindly offered a way.

Then, the woman's face became even uglier, turning from blue to black.

But the stupid kid beside him spoke up and looked at me with admiring eyes: "Little brother, you are so amazing, how do you know so much?"

My younger sister is the cutest, this stupid kid in front of me is really an idiot.I was laughing at her mother, but she said I was amazing.

However, you can't be too sharp in life, this is what the old fox taught.I know I'm great, but I can't be so immodest.

"I heard from my Aunt Li." I was very humble, and lowered my head a little "embarrassed".

"Brother, brother!" My sister tugged on my sleeve desperately, then I raised my head, and my sister looked at me: "Brother, my aunt is not in good health, why don't we give her Bishengyuan? There is a supermarket in front of me."

My sister is really too smart.Who said she was stupid, who said she was an idiot?

"Mr. Wen, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first." The woman held back her anger, pretending to be gentle, and bowed to my father with a poopy face.

Then, he pulled the little idiot and walked straight forward.

That little idiot walked a long way, and turned around and shouted at me: "Little brother, I want to play with you from now on!"

I don't play with idiots, hum!

"Auntie, I'll bring it to you tomorrow." I said loudly towards the woman's back.

"Okay, Fanfan." Dad said at this moment, and patted my shoulder with a smile.

I shook off his hand and stared at him: "You have a mistress, I have to tell my mother when I go back, women in the new era can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, write codes, check for exceptions, and kill Trojan horses." , can climb over the fence, afford a good car, afford a new house, fight mistresses, and gangsters. What she needs most at the moment is the penultimate one!"

"Brother, does Dad have a mistress?" My sister asked me with wide-eyed eyes.

"Yeah!" I nodded very seriously and solemnly, "Just now, I saw my father blinking at that woman for [-] seconds, and my mother said, this is called discharge."

Dad's face changed, black and black again: "Little bastard, if you want to talk nonsense to your mother when you go back, be careful of your ass!"

"Dad, bullying children is not what a man does. However, I know my father is a man who stands up to the sky." I followed his words and said a lot so that he had no reason to beat me.Just kidding, my father's hands are not so light, he only picks the places where the pain is not hurt, I don't want to suffer.

Then, imitating the sad expression that my father often showed in front of my mother, I sighed quietly and looked at him deeply: "Dad, why do men make things difficult for men?"

After hearing this sentence, Dad's tense face couldn't help laughing.

"Brother, what about the little three? I want to tell mom that our family will soon have a new member. Oh, it's two." The younger sister smiled happily, then suddenly stopped smiling, looked at dad seriously and asked Said: "Dad, are you the kid? Am I going to be a sister?"

Dad stopped laughing immediately, and said to us seriously: "Dad only has you two children, and you will be mad at you sooner or later!" Then he slapped each of us, complaining: "Unfilial son, unfilial daughter !"

"Dad, we are talking about a very serious topic, about your cheating!"

"Son, do you think your dad and I have such bad eyesight?" Dad showed that inscrutable expression again.

Oh, I suddenly realized that this was on purpose.

"Go in, it's time to go to school. Dad will pick you up in the afternoon, Fanfan, remember to watch your sister, she's being watched by a little pervert." Dad patted my head and solemnly instructed.

I looked at the younger sister who was carved in jade, and nodded seriously.

My younger sister is the kind of child who makes people want to protect her after seeing her.As her elder brother, I am obliged to take on this burden, and before she is 25 years old, I will cut off all eyes that intend to look at her unruly.

So, I took my sister and walked into the kindergarten.

Actually, I hated going to kindergarten and being in the middle of a bunch of little kids every day.

One day was so hard, I suddenly remembered a very profound sentence: Everyone is drunk but I am sober!

Then during this day, I did a lot of meaningful things, such as driving away the mistress who was trying to invade my house in the morning, for example, I beat a mistress who wanted to wolf kiss my lovely sister to the ground.

Hmph, no one can abduct my lovely little sister.

The day finally passed, and in the afternoon, Dad showed up on time.While staring at the little kids around me who were staring at my sister, I led my sister to my father.

In the morning the woman appeared again, but she did not see me.

The younger sister saw sharply that she was carrying a thermos in her hand, and handed it to the father who was looking at us.

"Brother, that aunt is seducing Dad again!" My sister tugged at me.

"It's okay, my brother is here!" I patted my sister, hum, you want to abduct my father in front of me?

Why, everyone in my family is in danger of being abducted?

There are always a bunch of nasty flies around my mother, a group of butterflies flying around my father, and there are many wolves hiding around my sister.The whole family, except me, is idle.

But, poor me at such a young age, I have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of defending my family.

"Auntie, good afternoon. You are visiting my father again!" I walked over and greeted the woman.

Her smile froze again, embarrassingly not knowing whether to laugh or scowled.

Around here, all the people coming and going are parents picking up their children.

Especially since she was so close, she clearly wanted to create a scandal.

"Hi, auntie!" My sister followed me and called out to the woman politely.

The woman's face twitched, and the thick layer of powder on it began to fall down again.This time, it was even more spectacular.

"Auntie, the powder on your face fell off!" I reminded me kindly, "My mother never wears powder. Your thick powder not only scares our young children, but also scares my father who is so accustomed to wind and waves. people!"

"Yes, my mother never wears powder, but my father said she is the most delicate woman in the world, auntie, you should learn from my mother." My sister echoed me and said very seriously.

The woman rolled her eyes, bang, fell to the ground!

By me, dizzy!Hmph, mistress, fight with me, I'm still young! (Baby episode ends)