The all-round assistant of the beautiful president

"Officer Wei, if you don't kiss me today, I will never leave! I will sleep here tonight!" Xiao Yunfei looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and he had the determination not to leave unless he kissed him.

"I love to go or not! My old lady doesn't serve you!" Wei Lanying finally broke out. He had been molested like this since he was a child, and he no longer cared about the task that Director Li gave him, and turned and left angrily!

"Officer Wei, when did you have a child? It really broke my heart as an innocent boy! But even if you become a mother, I still like you!" Xiao Yunfei shouted from behind.

"Bang!" The door of the interrogation room was slammed shut.

"Cuckoo!" Xiao Yunfei's stomach groaned unconvincingly: "Oh! This officer Wei's mental quality is not good! He can't afford to make a joke. If you leave, why should I go out? I don't even bring food! "

About 10 minutes later, Captain Zhao came in with the police officers: "Mr. Xiao, we also had a good chat today, but the police officer Wei who molested us like you just now, according to the laws of our country, you can be sentenced to at least three From one month to half a year in detention, and you don’t abide by the regulations of our police station, and you don’t cooperate with the execution, you can be detained for another three months!”

"Captain Zhao! You really scared me! You kept me for a day for no reason, how do you pay for this loss?" Xiao Yunfei put away the hippie smile just now, the most important thing is that Xiao Yunfei has no interest in men.

"We apologize to you! According to the laws of our country, we have the right to retain people who need cooperation for 12 hours in our country! Mr. Xiao, look at our legal terms! We are all in accordance with the law !” Captain Zhao handed over a thick law book in his hand.

Seeing that Xiao Yunfei was not interested in reading the terms, Captain Zhao continued: "If Mr. Xiao wants to claim compensation from us through legal channels, we will fully implement the judgment of our court!"

After a pause, Captain Zhao continued: "Mr. Xiao has done us a great favor for the police today, and there will be a bonus of 1000 yuan in the future. After the application is completed, we will send it to Mr. Xiao as soon as possible! Mr. Xiao, I personally How about taking you out?"

Xiao Yunfei's stomach suddenly groaned in disbelief, and the idea of ​​continuing the fight was not rushed because of the protests of the three armies in his stomach, and Captain Zhao gave enough face, so he stood up: "Captain Zhao is polite." That's it! If that's the case, Captain Zhao is here to help!"

When sending Xiao Yunfei to the gate of the police station, Captain Zhao pointed to the road and said, "Mr. Xiao! Follow this road and turn two turns. Not far ahead is our most famous snack street! I still have something to do, no delivered!"

Xiao Yunfei, who was penniless, opened his mouth to borrow money and before he could say anything, Captain Zhao turned around like the wind and went back to the police station.

Ten million grass-mud horses floated in Xiao Yunfei's mind: I was tricked by these people, and I only needed a small rice ball to top a ball for four days and four nights!

Xiao Yun, who was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, flew to the direction pointed by Captain Zhao to see what their next move was.He should be able to send someone to follow him, so that he can have a big meal, and then let the follower pay for it!

After walking for a block, Xiao Yunfei was very depressed. Could it be that it really ended like this, without even following him? Doesn't it look like Captain Zhao's style?Although he has no evidence today, if he didn't doubt himself, he would have been a policeman for more than 20 years in vain.

"Help! Help!" Just as Xiao Yunfei was wondering, a woman's voice came from around the corner.

After hearing this, Xiao Yunfei was overjoyed: such a coincidence, the plot is too fake, right?Very good!Anyway, dinner is settled!

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills! Brother Xiao, I will play a game of heroes with beautiful women!" Xiao Yun whistled and quickened his pace. In the shadow of the turn, three men surrounded a woman, pulling Women's bag.

"Cry again! If you yell again, I will slash your face with a knife and disfigure you!" A man with a scar on his face said viciously as he stuck the knife to the woman's face.

"The police just got off work, and you are forcing them to work overtime! Are you giving overtime meals?" Xiao Yunfei shouted happily to the other party.

"It's none of your business, don't meddle! Get out of the way!" The scarred man said viciously to Xiao Yunfei who suddenly appeared.

"It's none of my business! But if this beauty eats me at night and arranges a place for me to live, then it's none of my business!" Xiao Yunfei didn't care if it was arranged by the police or not. let go.

"If you want to take care of things, you have to ask me if the knife in my hand will agree!" The man with the scar shook the knife in his hand.

"Beauty! Do you agree with what I just said? Why don't you invite me to dinner tonight and arrange a place for me to stay? I'll turn around and leave now!" Xiao Yunfei said playfully: Your acting is too fake!

"Okay! I promise you! Hurry up and help me beat the three of them away! They have knives in their hands!" the beauty yelled worriedly, as if grabbing a life-saving straw.

"I want a hero to save the beauty! Then we have to see if we have the strength!" The man with the scar turned around and walked towards Xiao Yunfei with a knife in his hand.

"Officer Wei! Your half a minute is too long! Didn't you mean to go eat snacks together? If you don't come out, I won't play!" Xiao Yunfei shouted loudly.

"Use the police to scare me! Courting death!" The other party stabbed me mercilessly.

"What a stab!" Xiao Yunfei turned around and ran, but when he turned around, the knife in the opponent's hand fell to the ground.

Xiao Yunfei who heard the knife fall to the ground said with a smile: "Oh! It's so painful! Is it the gods who punished you?"

There were two "pops", and the knives in the hands of the other two fell to the ground.

"The expression is so painful! The gods must have punished you! Put down the butcher's knife and turn your back on it! Don't go against God's will! Let this female benefactor go as soon as possible!" Xiao Yunfei said loudly and piously.

Just now their hands seemed to have been hit hard by a small stone, and the pain was so painful that they couldn't even hold the knife. There was no one around, and the three of them looked at Xiao Yunfei with strange expressions: "Let's go!"

Xiao Yunfei sighed helplessly: "No way! Isn't it just three pebbles? The plot arranged by the police is really boring. Forget it, this beauty is not bad looking, it's important to eat! I don't care about your acting skills!"

"My name is Liu Tingting! Thank you just now!" Liu Tingting said gratefully.

"Just now you agreed to invite me to dinner tonight and arrange a place for me to live. Don't play tricks!" Xiao Yunfei said playfully.

"It's okay, absolutely! In front of us is the most famous food street in Longhai City!" Liu Tingting said heartily.

"Boss! This beautiful woman is paying the bill tonight! Hurry up and serve up all the delicious food!" Entering a clean restaurant, Xiao Yunfei shouted loudly to the boss, not looking like a gentleman at all.