Chapter 68
Bai Xuan has a strong heart.
Those experiences in the past that were enough to scare everyone, let him deal with it calmly even in the face of the chairman of the United Nations.
But at this moment, being stared at by a very good-looking little loli, he was somehow embarrassed.
This made him very surprised and uncomfortable.
He hesitated, walked over, squatted halfway beside the girl holding the oilcloth embroidered umbrella, and asked with a smile, "Little girl, how old are you?"
"fourteen!"
The voice was still childish, but the little girl still looked at him curiously.
Bai Xuan said, "I don't believe in fate."
"I don't believe it either..."
"Oh?"
Bai Xuan was a little dazed, this girl might be a little too young, maybe she didn't have a mysterious face pretending to be deep, and said some weird words to deliberately attract the attention of tourists.But sitting with the big monks and old nuns on the left and right is to tell good fortune and bad luck for others.
A fortune teller who doesn't believe in fortune?
Seems like a joke.
Bai Xuan smiled and said, "You don't believe in fate yourself, so why do you do it for others?"
"Who says I'm telling fortunes for others?"
Like Mickey Mouse who came out to steal oil in the middle of the night, Luoli looked around, her little face was full of vigilance, and the oilcloth umbrella was slightly tilted, covering Bai Xuan in it.
She leaned close to Bai Xuan's ear, half covered her mouth with one hand, and said in a low voice, "Hee hee... Let me tell you in secret. The fortune tellers next to you are all big liars."
Bai Xuan smiled strangely, and joked: "It's not good to slander others and elevate yourself."
Little Lolita shook her left hand heartlessly, pouted and said, "Oh... I told you, I'm not a fortune teller, I'm selling red ropes."
Bai Shengsheng really wore a red string on his wrist.
It's a very ordinary rope, but it can be seen that the weaving workmanship is exquisite, and the person who does it must be ingenious.
Bai Xuan asked, "You made it up?"
Little Lolita nodded: "It's pretty, it's a folk custom. Wearing a red string in the year of birth can ward off evil spirits."
Bai Xuan joked: "You look like I'm 12 years old?"
Little Loli covered her mouth and chuckled: "Isn't that two years younger than me?"
Bai Xuan asked again: "Then you think I'm 24?"
The little loli was neither old nor young, and she spoke freely: "Hee hee, you can be my grandfather now."
Bai Xuan feigned anger and said, "So old? I won't be happy when you say that. I planned to buy one at first, but now I have to think about it."
Little Lolita didn't care at all: "Hee hee, you will definitely buy it."
Bai Xuan: "Oh? So confident?"
Little Lolita said: "Because I think you are a person with the heart of a Bodhisattva."
Bai Xuan was so happy that he almost sat down on the ground.
It is estimated that when Ye Shisan heard this comment, he would point at Bai Xuan and laugh out loud.
Take money to kill people, take money to do things.
In that business, you even have to throw your human nature out of the sky, and you can't even keep a trace of compassion.Bodhisattva heart?Those who have compassion in their hearts have really gone to see the Bodhisattva long ago.
Bai Xuan laughed and said, "That's right. What uncle lacks most is the heart of a Bodhisattva. If you pretend to be pitiful, I'll buy one."
It can't be seen that little Lolita is still an acting school, and she gets into the play very quickly.
The little face was suddenly full of sadness, and she pursed her lips in aggrieved way, very pitifully: "Uncle, please do me a favor, just buy it. My grandpa can hardly afford to drink, he will die if he doesn't drink. My sister is too old I haven't eaten meat for a year, and I eat vegetables and radishes every day. And...you see, I'm skinny, and I only eat two meals a day..."
It is true that there are two meals a day, this girl is a lazy cat through and through, she sleeps with her little butt up until noon every day, it is strange to eat rebellion.It's true that her sister hasn't eaten meat for several years, but that girl is a vegetarian!
Bai Xuan: "Stop, stop..."
He couldn't help laughing.He looked up and down at the girl in front of him, she was not fat, but she was fleshy, white and tender, and she couldn't be compared with a sallow complexion.
"Okay! Poor enough. I'll just have one. Any other styles?"
Little Loli shook her head like a rattle: "It's gone."
Bai Xuan was taken aback: "Sold out? The business is good."
Little Loli then shook her head, pouted, a little annoyed: "I only sell this one in my hand. I come here every night. It's been almost three months, and it hasn't been sold yet."
Bai Xuan said, "Success! Just this one, how much is it."
"1000 dollars."
Bai Xuan didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "One thousand? This red rope Bodhisattva went down to earth to weave it himself?"
Little Lolita: "Oh, I made it up, I can make up to three in an hour."
Bai Xuan: "That's because the material of the rope is amazing."
Little Lolita: "Cut! You can buy them anywhere on the street for fifty cents each."
Bai Xuan: "Heh... little girl, you are quite honest. You can weave a rope for 10 cents a piece in 1000 minutes, and then sell it for [-] yuan. If the money is so easy to make, I might as well ask you as my teacher and sell it with you." Forget about the red string."
Little Lolita actually thought about it seriously for a long time, and then she looked embarrassed: "Grandpa will definitely not agree."
Bai Xuan almost spat out the old blood with a pop.
What is the generation gap?
This is!
And Bai Xuan felt that the generation gap between him and this silly, sweet little loli in front of him was simply an insurmountable moat.
He said, "Okay, stay out of the way. Cheaper. Ten bucks!"
Little Lolita: "One thousand!"
Bai Xuan: "Fifty."
Little Lolita: "Just one thousand!"
Bai Xuan: "100 yuan, no more."
Little Lolita: "No! You can't lose a cent."
Bai Xuan: "Yo! You're quite stubborn. You're not afraid that I won't buy it."
Little Lolita: "My grandpa said, you will definitely buy it."
Bai Xuan frowned slightly: "Your grandfather? He already knew I would buy it?"
Little Lolita: "Yes, he said that today you will definitely buy this red rope."
Bai Xuan really didn't believe in fate.
But when I went abroad in my teens, I stayed for more than ten years.At the age when I left, it was the time when I was full of longing after listening to the elders' strange stories.
After many years abroad, after getting to know Ji Qingyue who never let go of the "Huangdi Neijing", she became even more in awe of Chinese acupuncture and moxibustion.
There are always too many legends and strange things in this ancient country in the mysterious east.
Bai Xuan is very interested in the grandpa behind Little Lolita.It seems that 1000 yuan is not a loss to be able to know such a straight-talking, accurate divination, and a god-man.
He thought for a while and said, "I can buy this red rope. But you have to promise me one thing."
"what's up?"
Bai Xuan: "Introduce your grandfather to me."
Little Loli tilted her head and looked confused: "Why do you know my grandpa? I thought you wanted to know my sister. My grandpa has a big beard, and his eyebrows can be tied with a bow. His nose is red from drinking, and every day All drunk and talking nonsense. Walking like this..."
He stood up, with one hand behind his back, hunched over, pouted, pretending to be an old man, staggered and took two steps.
Then he smiled and said: "My sister is the big beauty."
Bai Xuan counted out 1000 yuan and handed it to her, took the red rope, and said, "I have a lot of beauties around me, so I am more interested in the worldly masters."
(End of this chapter)
Bai Xuan has a strong heart.
Those experiences in the past that were enough to scare everyone, let him deal with it calmly even in the face of the chairman of the United Nations.
But at this moment, being stared at by a very good-looking little loli, he was somehow embarrassed.
This made him very surprised and uncomfortable.
He hesitated, walked over, squatted halfway beside the girl holding the oilcloth embroidered umbrella, and asked with a smile, "Little girl, how old are you?"
"fourteen!"
The voice was still childish, but the little girl still looked at him curiously.
Bai Xuan said, "I don't believe in fate."
"I don't believe it either..."
"Oh?"
Bai Xuan was a little dazed, this girl might be a little too young, maybe she didn't have a mysterious face pretending to be deep, and said some weird words to deliberately attract the attention of tourists.But sitting with the big monks and old nuns on the left and right is to tell good fortune and bad luck for others.
A fortune teller who doesn't believe in fortune?
Seems like a joke.
Bai Xuan smiled and said, "You don't believe in fate yourself, so why do you do it for others?"
"Who says I'm telling fortunes for others?"
Like Mickey Mouse who came out to steal oil in the middle of the night, Luoli looked around, her little face was full of vigilance, and the oilcloth umbrella was slightly tilted, covering Bai Xuan in it.
She leaned close to Bai Xuan's ear, half covered her mouth with one hand, and said in a low voice, "Hee hee... Let me tell you in secret. The fortune tellers next to you are all big liars."
Bai Xuan smiled strangely, and joked: "It's not good to slander others and elevate yourself."
Little Lolita shook her left hand heartlessly, pouted and said, "Oh... I told you, I'm not a fortune teller, I'm selling red ropes."
Bai Shengsheng really wore a red string on his wrist.
It's a very ordinary rope, but it can be seen that the weaving workmanship is exquisite, and the person who does it must be ingenious.
Bai Xuan asked, "You made it up?"
Little Lolita nodded: "It's pretty, it's a folk custom. Wearing a red string in the year of birth can ward off evil spirits."
Bai Xuan joked: "You look like I'm 12 years old?"
Little Loli covered her mouth and chuckled: "Isn't that two years younger than me?"
Bai Xuan asked again: "Then you think I'm 24?"
The little loli was neither old nor young, and she spoke freely: "Hee hee, you can be my grandfather now."
Bai Xuan feigned anger and said, "So old? I won't be happy when you say that. I planned to buy one at first, but now I have to think about it."
Little Lolita didn't care at all: "Hee hee, you will definitely buy it."
Bai Xuan: "Oh? So confident?"
Little Lolita said: "Because I think you are a person with the heart of a Bodhisattva."
Bai Xuan was so happy that he almost sat down on the ground.
It is estimated that when Ye Shisan heard this comment, he would point at Bai Xuan and laugh out loud.
Take money to kill people, take money to do things.
In that business, you even have to throw your human nature out of the sky, and you can't even keep a trace of compassion.Bodhisattva heart?Those who have compassion in their hearts have really gone to see the Bodhisattva long ago.
Bai Xuan laughed and said, "That's right. What uncle lacks most is the heart of a Bodhisattva. If you pretend to be pitiful, I'll buy one."
It can't be seen that little Lolita is still an acting school, and she gets into the play very quickly.
The little face was suddenly full of sadness, and she pursed her lips in aggrieved way, very pitifully: "Uncle, please do me a favor, just buy it. My grandpa can hardly afford to drink, he will die if he doesn't drink. My sister is too old I haven't eaten meat for a year, and I eat vegetables and radishes every day. And...you see, I'm skinny, and I only eat two meals a day..."
It is true that there are two meals a day, this girl is a lazy cat through and through, she sleeps with her little butt up until noon every day, it is strange to eat rebellion.It's true that her sister hasn't eaten meat for several years, but that girl is a vegetarian!
Bai Xuan: "Stop, stop..."
He couldn't help laughing.He looked up and down at the girl in front of him, she was not fat, but she was fleshy, white and tender, and she couldn't be compared with a sallow complexion.
"Okay! Poor enough. I'll just have one. Any other styles?"
Little Loli shook her head like a rattle: "It's gone."
Bai Xuan was taken aback: "Sold out? The business is good."
Little Loli then shook her head, pouted, a little annoyed: "I only sell this one in my hand. I come here every night. It's been almost three months, and it hasn't been sold yet."
Bai Xuan said, "Success! Just this one, how much is it."
"1000 dollars."
Bai Xuan didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "One thousand? This red rope Bodhisattva went down to earth to weave it himself?"
Little Lolita: "Oh, I made it up, I can make up to three in an hour."
Bai Xuan: "That's because the material of the rope is amazing."
Little Lolita: "Cut! You can buy them anywhere on the street for fifty cents each."
Bai Xuan: "Heh... little girl, you are quite honest. You can weave a rope for 10 cents a piece in 1000 minutes, and then sell it for [-] yuan. If the money is so easy to make, I might as well ask you as my teacher and sell it with you." Forget about the red string."
Little Lolita actually thought about it seriously for a long time, and then she looked embarrassed: "Grandpa will definitely not agree."
Bai Xuan almost spat out the old blood with a pop.
What is the generation gap?
This is!
And Bai Xuan felt that the generation gap between him and this silly, sweet little loli in front of him was simply an insurmountable moat.
He said, "Okay, stay out of the way. Cheaper. Ten bucks!"
Little Lolita: "One thousand!"
Bai Xuan: "Fifty."
Little Lolita: "Just one thousand!"
Bai Xuan: "100 yuan, no more."
Little Lolita: "No! You can't lose a cent."
Bai Xuan: "Yo! You're quite stubborn. You're not afraid that I won't buy it."
Little Lolita: "My grandpa said, you will definitely buy it."
Bai Xuan frowned slightly: "Your grandfather? He already knew I would buy it?"
Little Lolita: "Yes, he said that today you will definitely buy this red rope."
Bai Xuan really didn't believe in fate.
But when I went abroad in my teens, I stayed for more than ten years.At the age when I left, it was the time when I was full of longing after listening to the elders' strange stories.
After many years abroad, after getting to know Ji Qingyue who never let go of the "Huangdi Neijing", she became even more in awe of Chinese acupuncture and moxibustion.
There are always too many legends and strange things in this ancient country in the mysterious east.
Bai Xuan is very interested in the grandpa behind Little Lolita.It seems that 1000 yuan is not a loss to be able to know such a straight-talking, accurate divination, and a god-man.
He thought for a while and said, "I can buy this red rope. But you have to promise me one thing."
"what's up?"
Bai Xuan: "Introduce your grandfather to me."
Little Loli tilted her head and looked confused: "Why do you know my grandpa? I thought you wanted to know my sister. My grandpa has a big beard, and his eyebrows can be tied with a bow. His nose is red from drinking, and every day All drunk and talking nonsense. Walking like this..."
He stood up, with one hand behind his back, hunched over, pouted, pretending to be an old man, staggered and took two steps.
Then he smiled and said: "My sister is the big beauty."
Bai Xuan counted out 1000 yuan and handed it to her, took the red rope, and said, "I have a lot of beauties around me, so I am more interested in the worldly masters."
(End of this chapter)
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