Superman in the Marvel Universe

"Hey, Hodge, do you have a new look? What can I do for you?" Tony stood by the wine cabinet, poured himself a glass of wine, and sipped it slowly.

Hodge sat in the living room of Tony's house expressionlessly, looked at Tony, who was drinking wine with a strange expression, and said lightly from his nose, "Shave."

puff!

Hearing Hodge's answer, the wine in Tony's mouth spurted out, so he didn't choke to death.

"I think you look pretty good now! Really!" Wiping the remaining drink from his mouth, Tony looked seriously at the beard around Hodge's face, and then affirmed.

"I'm not even 19 years old." Hodge said with a blank expression.

"Then you can just use the razor, what do you want me for?" Looking at the expressionless Hodge, Tony wondered.

Looking at Tony with a depressed face, Hodge couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "If the razor works, do I still need to come to you?"

"Hehe, are you telling a joke?" Hearing that Hodge said that he had used a razor, Tony pulled the corner of his mouth and poured himself another glass of wine before continuing, "Your joke is not funny at all."

"Does it look like I'm telling a joke?" Looking at Tony's disbelief, Hodge said helplessly.

"Huh?" Tony made a nasal sound while drinking, which was regarded as a response. He would not believe Hodge's words anyway.

Seeing that Tony didn't respond at all, Hodge was a little annoyed, "I'm not joking, let alone razors, I even tried kitchen knives and hacksaws, but they were all useless!"

cough! cough!

Hodge's words made Tony choke on the wine he just drank into his mouth, and coughed loudly with his chest out.

Looking at Hodge with a serious face, Tony carefully looked at the beard on Hodge's cheek, and after a long time, he said, "Come with me!"

However, when he turned around, he still added, "You look really good now, you will make those ladies and little girls scream!"

Regarding Tony's evaluation, Hodge could only respond with a blank stare, "I am a dedicated person."

"A virgin?" Tony glanced down at Hodge, and said narrowly, "Oh, you've failed as a man, and you're still a virgin even after college! I'm in..."

"Okay, we should solve this problem now." Seeing that Tony was about to brag about his previous brilliant achievements, Hodge quickly pointed to his beard and stopped him aloud.

"Okay, maybe you should be more proactive." Seeing that Hodge didn't want to listen to his methods of picking up girls, Tony didn't mind either, shrugged his shoulders, and continued to lead the way.

The two came one after the other, and soon came to Tony's laboratory.

"Lie down, let's scan it first to see if there is any difference in your body structure." After entering the laboratory, Tony took Hodge to a recliner, and there was an operating table next to the recliner, and Tony Then he stood in front of the console and entered some instructions.

Following Tony's command input, Hodge's hands and feet were suddenly clasped by metal rings emerging from the recliner.

Hodge glanced at the buckles on his hands and feet in surprise, and then looked at Tony.

"This is an automatic program, and it won't work for you anyway." Tony shrugged, explained, and then shouted at Jarvis: "Jarvis, scan it for me, let's see if there is something wrong with his body." We are different."

Following Tony's orders, Jarvis quickly moved.

After Hodge heard the mechanical sound of Jarvis's voice, he saw a red slit sweeping from head to toe.

"The scan is complete, sir." After the red light passed, Jarvis reported.

Hearing Jarvis' report, Tony turned his head to the console, and then looked at the scanned data on the screen with a serious face.

"what!?"

Looking at the data on the screen, Tony suddenly became suspicious, then glanced at Hodge who was lying on the recliner in surprise, and said in surprise: "Hodge, you are not a mutant!?"

Judging from the data displayed on the screen, Hodge didn't have an x ​​gene in his body!

This made Tony, who had always thought Hodge was a mutant, couldn't believe it, and couldn't help but exclaimed.

Hearing Tony's exclamation, Hodge glanced sideways at Tony, who was full of surprise, and patted his forehead, expressing helplessness, "When did I ever say I'm a mutant?"

"But, but you are not a mutant, why do you..." Tony couldn't believe it, and his hands were still flying in front of him. Obviously, the scan results this time had an impact on his cognition.

Hodge looked at Tony, who was still waving his hands in the air with a surprised face, curled his lips, and explained helplessly: "No need to make gestures, I'm Superman..."

"Hurry up and help me find a way to shave my beard." Hodge continued.

Hearing Hodge's explanation, Tony recovered from the state of surprise, and then continued to look at the data on the screen, but asked, "Are you an alien like Superman in the comics?"

Regarding Tony's question, Hodge was speechless, muttered in his mouth, and did not answer his question.

Seeing that Hodge didn't answer, Tony didn't take it seriously, "Okay, from the superficial data, your body structure is no different from that of a normal person."

"We should use some sharper tools to shave you." Tony looked at Hodge, who was lying on the recliner without opening his mouth, as if looking at a mouse, with a strange light in his eyes.

Hodge felt a chill in his heart when he saw him like this.

Soon, Tony brought a small chainsaw covered with dense sawtooth, "Let's start from the tenth!" After saying that, Tony didn't care whether Hodge agreed or not, and took the chainsaw to Hodge's face. pressed down.

Noisy!

As soon as the chainsaw touched Hodge's cheek, countless sparks shot out as if sawing metal.

In less than five seconds, Tony turned off the power of the chainsaw, and then looked at the saw wheel that had become extremely smooth, and then looked at Hodge's still intact beard, his eyes widened instantly.

"You have really thick skin!" Throwing away the chainsaw in his hand, Tony praised sincerely.

Hodge rolled his eyes at Tony's 'compliment', and could only reply helplessly: "Why don't you say your chainsaw is too blunt?"

"Hey." To Hodge's counterattack, Tony smiled, and then took out a chainsaw that looked bigger than the one just now, and pointed it at Hodge.

"The size doesn't mean anything." Looking at the chainsaw that was one size bigger in Tony's hand, Hodge said indifferently.

"Don't worry, this is number one. Its teeth are made of the same material as my steel suit. I think it should work!" Patting Hodge on the shoulder, Tony looked confident.

Seeing the confidence on Tony's face, Hodge shrugged and didn't say anything.

Seeing this, Tony also sawed it down without hesitation!

"what--!"

The moment Tony sawed it down, a piercing high-decibel scream instantly spread throughout the laboratory.

"Tony, you are murdering! How can you treat your friend like this!" After the scream, there was a burst of exasperated roar with a crying tone.

Hodge and Tony both turned their heads to look at the doorway, with a little pepper in disbelief on their faces.

"Hey! Baby, listen to my explanation!" Seeing Pepper looking at him in horror, Tony quickly waved the chainsaw in his hand and explained.

Pepper is Tony's true love, and he doesn't want to be misunderstood by her because of something.

However, Tony was waving the chainsaw in his hand, which made Pepper's face even more frightened, and he took a step back involuntarily.

Seeing Pepper backing away in fear, Tony quickly understood the reason, and threw the chainsaw at Hodge who was lying on the recliner, and then spread his hands and explained: "Things are not what you see, I am here Help Hodge shave, you see he is intact!" With that, Tony pointed to Hodge on the recliner.

"Yes!" Hodge, lying on the recliner, glanced at Zhenghuan's chainsaw that Tony threw on his chest, sighed helplessly, and nodded, agreeing.

Seeing the 'victims' nodding at the side, Little Chili opened the mouth in doubt: "But... but there is no need to use a chainsaw to shave!?"

"No, Hodge's body is very hard. It's not just his skin, but also his hair, tissue, nails, teeth, and bones. Everything in his body is made of fine steel, no, it's stronger than fine steel. It's infinitely harder!" Seeing that Little Pepper was no longer afraid, Tony quickly explained without stopping, with a very nervous expression on his face.

Seeing Tony with a tense face, Pepper couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, then walked over slowly, glanced at Hodge, who was still full of beards, and said with a sigh of relief: "So, you haven't succeeded yet. ?”

"We need something more powerful." Tony picked up the chainsaw that had just been thrown on Hodge's chest, looked at the smoothed teeth, and sighed.

"What?" Hodge and Pepper asked in unison.

"Hey, Jarvis, prepare to use the laser weapon." Under the gaze of the two, Tony smiled and ordered to Jarvis.

Hearing Tony talking about laser weapons, Hodge's eyes lit up, and he suddenly stopped and said, "Wait, I don't need laser weapons anymore, give me a mirror to try."

……

After walking out of Tony's house, Hodge's beard has been shaved clean, not even a trace of stubble is left, which makes Hodge feel good, and Hodge doesn't have to worry about growing a beard in the future up.

Because he has found a way to shave.

After leaving the Stark Industrial Building, Hodge walked slowly along the East River towards his home, while thinking about whether he should buy some gifts for Melissa.

Girls generally like beautiful jewelry. Thinking of this, Hodge turned to Fifth Avenue, where there are many famous jewelry stores, there should be suitable ones.

But at the same time that Hodge turned the road, he saw a man and a woman walking towards him in a hurry.

The man has long golden hair, is tall and burly, and has a handsome face, but there is always an arrogance and a reckless posture on his face, while the woman is delicate and exquisite, very beautiful.

Originally, Hodge naturally wouldn't care about such a pair of men and women, but what the woman said made Hodge's body tremble, he stopped involuntarily, and looked towards them.

"Thor, they've quarantined the place, you can't get in!" At this moment, the woman looked anxiously at the man beside her and said worriedly.

But just as the woman opened her mouth, there was a burst of lightning and thunder in the sky, and then the sky became gloomy, as if a thunderstorm was about to fall...