Chapter 3456

Scissorhands asked Zhang Tiegen loudly, "Instructor, what do you want to do?"

Zhang Tiegen shook his hands and said, "You all, don't call me an instructor or an instructor. Now that I think about it, when I was in the capital, I didn't teach you at all except taking you to eat, drink, play and fight. What a goddamn thing. You all will be like everyone else in the future, just call me Brother Dagen, it will make me appear to be very easy-going!"

Faced with Zhang Tiegen's virtue of selling melons and boasting, everyone basically felt very speechless in their hearts: This big brother really wants to become more and more narcissistic, this disease is almost hopeless.

However, Scissorhands and Li Dan still had to moan and say, "Oh, that's great Brother Dagen, then I'll call you that from now on." The soldiers are all big and real people!

"Very good!" Nodding his head, Zhang Tiegen said loudly to Scissorhands and Li Dan: "You both say that your army is awesome, but that's just lip service. Man, I I despise people who live with just one mouth the most. Of course, I don’t mean to despise comrades in this world who run business. The world's commercial activities and GDP cannot function at all. Although, sometimes people with a career like a salesman are always despised by others, and they are considered to be particularly thick-skinned."

Hearing this, Li Dan couldn't help asking curiously: "Brother Dagen, we have limited space for this article, why did you suddenly talk about so many salesmen? Do they have anything to do with us?"

"Uh..." Zhang Tiegen blushed immediately, and hurriedly pushed to the author, Patriarch Yaoyang, "This is none of my business. Patriarch Yaoyang asked me to say everything. His brain is linear, and he often codes. The words are coded word by word and the words are coded to digress, his life belongs to that kind of too lonely type."

"Oh." Li Dan nodded and said, "The author, Patriarch Yaoyang, seems to be continuing to digress?"

"Uh..." Zhang Tiegen blushed again, and quickly returned to the main topic, "Here comes the main topic! Uh... I mean, men don't move their hands but don't talk! You are such a thick and good man , if they only quarrel in front of me, how is it different from those American gays?"

When Scissors Hands heard the words, two beams of excitement shot out from their eyes immediately, and they asked, "Brother Dagen, do you mean to let us have a fight?"

"Just fight, whoever is afraid of whom!" Li Dan is indeed a soldier brought out by Wei Ming, his arrogance and temper are really unusual, and he really can't see that he will be afraid of these legendary Xiangjian teams of the King of Soldiers.

For a while, Zhang Tiegen couldn't help but admire Wei Ming's soldiers, he really has a personality!interesting.

"That's what you said!" Scissorhands immediately said loudly: "You can choose whatever you want to practice with me!"

Compared with this aspect of arrogance, the Scissorhands, the king of soldiers among the kings of soldiers, must still win by a notch.

"What subject are you best at?" Li Dan asked deliberately unconvinced, without being overwhelmed.

"If you ask me like this, it can only show your own ignorance. Everyone knows that the members of our Ringing Sword Squad are the strongest fighters in the army, absolutely omnipotent. How about it, what about personal combat, Weapon fighting, gun shooting, explosive blasting, etc., you can take it out as long as you like, and I can practice with you." Scissorhands said, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees.

Hearing what the scissorhands said, Li Dan was so crazy that he looked like an almighty man. He curled his lips and said very dissatisfied: "Do you think you are a Swiss army knife and belong to the almighty? Okay, then let's have a good time." , do you dare to fight with me?"

"It's good to fight, and it will save bullets for the country's finances, and save money for the taxpayers!" Scissorhands said loudly, "Fighting is something like this, I have never been afraid of anyone! Come on, come on, let's do it now!" Let's get started!" Putting on an eager posture.

"Scissorhands, you are in a hurry!" Zhang Tiegen scolded with a smile, "This is where everyone eats, and most of the pots and pans are borrowed from other people's hotels, and they will have to be returned when the time comes. You guys If they are all smashed, I won’t be able to compensate you for a year’s wages!”

In fact, for a high-level special soldier like Scissorhands, that month's salary would definitely not be too low. Of course, Zhang Tiegen was just bluffing and joking when he said this.

However, Scissorhands doesn't know this. After all, soldiers are more practical, so they couldn't help but asked in surprise: "No way, Brother Dagen, it really costs so much money for just a few broken plates and broken bowls." ?”

"Isn't it? Do you know how high the prices in society are now?" Zhang Tiegen continued to be rude. "Okay, let's get to the point. If you want to fight in this yard, you can't do it. How about you go to the field above and have a fight. There is nothing there, except weeds and sweet potatoes. Guan Yue and Wei Ming are digging out a lot of sweet potatoes in the field today, and the ground is still soft."

"Okay, let's go fight in the field, Brother Dagen." Li Dan also agreed first, very rudely.

Zhang Tiegen nodded and said: "Very well, then it's settled! However, I must first emphasize that we are all comrades in our own family. This fight is a fight, but it is far from killing people! We They are all civilized Chinese people, not those bastards from the United States and Fusang, we must pay attention to martial arts. So, if anyone of you secretly strikes hard, I will definitely kill him! Did you hear that?!"

"Understood." Li Dan nodded immediately.

However, this man with scissors hands is really sluggish, or in other words, the northerner's mouth is really powerful, and he immediately said: "Brother Dagen, don't worry, even if you don't say anything about martial arts, I will also show mercy to our own comrades."

Zhang Tiegen can only smile wryly at the scissorhands. You insist on taking advantage of your mother's even this lip service, don't you? !

Of course, Li Dan felt very speechless and annoyed, these damn soldiers, how could they have the stinky virtue of not being able to spit out ivory from the mouth of a dog!

snort!At that time, I will definitely beat you until you have teeth all over the place.

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