The stunning president is in love with me
Chapter 310
When Liu Ruyan saw Zhang Tiegen's snacks, his eyes lit up immediately, a joyful smile appeared on his face, and he said, "Where did you buy so many snacks?"
"I bought it for you from the city." Zhang Tiegen smiled and sat beside Ruyan Liu, opened it, and put a ball into Ruyan Liu's small mouth.
"Well, it's delicious!" Liu Ruyan smiled happily.
Then, she suddenly wrinkled her nose, leaned close to Zhang Tiegen and sniffed, frowning and said, "Why do you have a strange smell?"
"Is there?" Zhang Tiegen quickly smelled it himself, "No."
"Yes, it smells like a woman's perfume." Liu Ruyan looked at Zhang Tiegen suspiciously, "Be honest, did you mess around with a woman today?"
Zhang Tiegen's heart trembled, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Heart said: I'm stupid, Liu Ruyan's nose is like a dog's nose?Even I, the king of international killers, can't smell it, but she can smell it!I'm going to die now, what to do, what to do...
"Uh... daughter-in-law, are you kidding me on purpose?" Zhang Tiegen laughed quickly, "Don't scare me, your husband, I've always been timid. Smell it again, apart from the smell of sweat, I I really like it to be a little more fragrant."
As he said that, Zhang Tiegen was not afraid of boiling water to scald the ground, so he leaned towards Liu Ruyan's nose, as if you should smell it again, I am not afraid of you coming to smell it.
"I hate you! They are eating! Don't come here..." Liu Ruyan was a bit of a clean freak, frowning quickly at this moment, she stretched out her hand and patted Zhang Tiegen to prevent him from pasting.
"Hey, I knew you were joking with me!" Zhang Tiegen heaved a sigh of relief, he finally escaped a catastrophe today, and slapped Liu Ruyan's fair and tender cheek.
Xin said: This woman should not be underestimated, she seems to have supernatural powers.The next time I steal food, I must be more careful!
Then, Zhang Tiegen didn't dare to sit beside Liu Ruyan anymore, and asked her to continue eating snacks, while he immediately ran back to the room to get a change of clothes, rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, squeezed out a lot of bath liquid and wiped it on himself.
Soon, Zhang Tiegen was no longer Zhang Tiegen, he had become a Bubble Man...
Strict control of the wife is strict control of the wife, what Liu Ruyan said just now scared him!
Seriously despise such a cowardly man like Zhang Tiegen, who dares to steal food outside!
Then, Zhang Tiegen put all the clothes at home into the washing machine to wash, and began to destroy the evidence.
This man who had been a killer was really meticulous in his actions, but it is a pity that he used it for stealing and eating women. He is really overkill!
Zhang Tiegen grabbed the washing powder, poured half a pack of it without hesitation, closed the lid, and pressed the button of the washing machine, and heard the sound of water filling coming from the washing machine.
After a while, the drum of the washing machine began to tumble, forming a pile of foam, a piece of white flowers, and no more clothes could be seen.
Zhang Tiegen was finally relieved.
But what Zhang Tiegen never expected was that for some reason, the sound of the washing machine turning became louder and louder, from a humming sound at the beginning to a humming sound.
Zhang Tiegen frowned, and said to himself: Isn't the brand of this thing known as the world's number one home appliance brand, and its quality is leveraged?Why did it suddenly break down?This is a rhythm that is deliberately different from Lao Tzu's past!
So, Zhang Tiegen immediately went over and kicked it up.
Suddenly, something came out of the edge of the lid of the washing machine, and it was still white.
"What's the situation, so that the water leaks?" Zhang Tiegen leaned over to look, wondering.
More and more water came out of the lid, with small bubbles, which made Zhang Tiegen more and more surprised.
At this time, Zhang Tiegen was startled by a sudden popping sound, and said in shock, "I'm so stupid, the washing machine exploded?!"
In fact, the explosion is impossible.
However, Zhang Tiegen actually poured half a pack of washing powder into the washing machine just now! Comrades, that is half a pack. Do you know what terrible consequences it will cause?
Look, the lid of the washing machine has been burst by the constant bubbles.
And then... a good washing machine suddenly transformed into a bubble maker like Ultraman, and countless bubbles flew out...
As a result, not only Zhang Tiegen's body suffered quickly, but also the ground and walls were covered with soap bubbles!
Zhang Tiegen was shocked immediately, there is nothing!
He is a man, I really don't know what to do now, is there anything!
So, one didn't pay attention, slipped on his foot, and with a bang, Zhang Tiegen, the king of international assassins, fell on his back.
The situation became more and more tragic, and the bubbles continued to be thrown out, almost burying Zhang Tiegen's people.
So, Zhang Tiegen quickly turned around and ran, smashing through the door of the bathroom.
call……
Zhang Tiegen finally breathed a sigh of relief, he was almost suffocated by Bubble just now.Then he will become the first idiot in history to be suffocated to death by bubbles in the bathroom...
However, the door of the bathroom was smashed by Zhang Tiegen, and the bubbles in the bathroom unceremoniously rushed up the aisle.
"Fuck!" Zhang Tiegen turned around quickly, grasping and patting with both hands, trying to sweep the gushing bubbles back into the bathroom.
However, the intentions were good, but the result was even more tragic, and more and more bubbles came out.
"Daughter-in-law, come and help! Pao Pao is starting to rebel!" Zhang Tiegen shouted loudly.
"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Liu Ruyan ran over quickly, and was immediately dumbfounded.
Then, she couldn't help but giggle.
It turned out that Zhang Tiegen's body was full of bubbles now, and he didn't know what he was doing. The underwear and cover that Liu Ruyan changed and washed were all hung on top of his head, and he didn't know.
"Are you still laughing? Hurry up and help!" Zhang Tiegen said anxiously.
"Husband, what are you doing?" Liu Ruyan walked over with a smile, reached out to take off the clothes from Zhang Tiegen's head, and said, shaking in front of Zhang Tiegen's eyes.
Zhang Tiegen was suddenly depressed. Now he has become a perverted uncle of the Fusang Kingdom wearing a woman's underwear on his head...
"Didn't I just want to wash your clothes for you? This turned out to be like this!" Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
"You must have put a whole bag of washing powder in the washing machine!" Liu Ruyan gave Zhang Tiegen a white look and said.
"No way!" Zhang Tiegen said weakly, "I just put half a bag..."
Naturally, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him again, and went to pull the switch, the room immediately became dark, but the washing machine finally stopped spinning.
Zhang Tiegen breathed a sigh of relief.
No, Liu Ruyan's sweet voice came from the darkness: "You have to clean the bathroom, I won't help you, husband..."
Zhang Tiegen suddenly collapsed, wanting to cry but no tears!
"I bought it for you from the city." Zhang Tiegen smiled and sat beside Ruyan Liu, opened it, and put a ball into Ruyan Liu's small mouth.
"Well, it's delicious!" Liu Ruyan smiled happily.
Then, she suddenly wrinkled her nose, leaned close to Zhang Tiegen and sniffed, frowning and said, "Why do you have a strange smell?"
"Is there?" Zhang Tiegen quickly smelled it himself, "No."
"Yes, it smells like a woman's perfume." Liu Ruyan looked at Zhang Tiegen suspiciously, "Be honest, did you mess around with a woman today?"
Zhang Tiegen's heart trembled, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Heart said: I'm stupid, Liu Ruyan's nose is like a dog's nose?Even I, the king of international killers, can't smell it, but she can smell it!I'm going to die now, what to do, what to do...
"Uh... daughter-in-law, are you kidding me on purpose?" Zhang Tiegen laughed quickly, "Don't scare me, your husband, I've always been timid. Smell it again, apart from the smell of sweat, I I really like it to be a little more fragrant."
As he said that, Zhang Tiegen was not afraid of boiling water to scald the ground, so he leaned towards Liu Ruyan's nose, as if you should smell it again, I am not afraid of you coming to smell it.
"I hate you! They are eating! Don't come here..." Liu Ruyan was a bit of a clean freak, frowning quickly at this moment, she stretched out her hand and patted Zhang Tiegen to prevent him from pasting.
"Hey, I knew you were joking with me!" Zhang Tiegen heaved a sigh of relief, he finally escaped a catastrophe today, and slapped Liu Ruyan's fair and tender cheek.
Xin said: This woman should not be underestimated, she seems to have supernatural powers.The next time I steal food, I must be more careful!
Then, Zhang Tiegen didn't dare to sit beside Liu Ruyan anymore, and asked her to continue eating snacks, while he immediately ran back to the room to get a change of clothes, rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, squeezed out a lot of bath liquid and wiped it on himself.
Soon, Zhang Tiegen was no longer Zhang Tiegen, he had become a Bubble Man...
Strict control of the wife is strict control of the wife, what Liu Ruyan said just now scared him!
Seriously despise such a cowardly man like Zhang Tiegen, who dares to steal food outside!
Then, Zhang Tiegen put all the clothes at home into the washing machine to wash, and began to destroy the evidence.
This man who had been a killer was really meticulous in his actions, but it is a pity that he used it for stealing and eating women. He is really overkill!
Zhang Tiegen grabbed the washing powder, poured half a pack of it without hesitation, closed the lid, and pressed the button of the washing machine, and heard the sound of water filling coming from the washing machine.
After a while, the drum of the washing machine began to tumble, forming a pile of foam, a piece of white flowers, and no more clothes could be seen.
Zhang Tiegen was finally relieved.
But what Zhang Tiegen never expected was that for some reason, the sound of the washing machine turning became louder and louder, from a humming sound at the beginning to a humming sound.
Zhang Tiegen frowned, and said to himself: Isn't the brand of this thing known as the world's number one home appliance brand, and its quality is leveraged?Why did it suddenly break down?This is a rhythm that is deliberately different from Lao Tzu's past!
So, Zhang Tiegen immediately went over and kicked it up.
Suddenly, something came out of the edge of the lid of the washing machine, and it was still white.
"What's the situation, so that the water leaks?" Zhang Tiegen leaned over to look, wondering.
More and more water came out of the lid, with small bubbles, which made Zhang Tiegen more and more surprised.
At this time, Zhang Tiegen was startled by a sudden popping sound, and said in shock, "I'm so stupid, the washing machine exploded?!"
In fact, the explosion is impossible.
However, Zhang Tiegen actually poured half a pack of washing powder into the washing machine just now! Comrades, that is half a pack. Do you know what terrible consequences it will cause?
Look, the lid of the washing machine has been burst by the constant bubbles.
And then... a good washing machine suddenly transformed into a bubble maker like Ultraman, and countless bubbles flew out...
As a result, not only Zhang Tiegen's body suffered quickly, but also the ground and walls were covered with soap bubbles!
Zhang Tiegen was shocked immediately, there is nothing!
He is a man, I really don't know what to do now, is there anything!
So, one didn't pay attention, slipped on his foot, and with a bang, Zhang Tiegen, the king of international assassins, fell on his back.
The situation became more and more tragic, and the bubbles continued to be thrown out, almost burying Zhang Tiegen's people.
So, Zhang Tiegen quickly turned around and ran, smashing through the door of the bathroom.
call……
Zhang Tiegen finally breathed a sigh of relief, he was almost suffocated by Bubble just now.Then he will become the first idiot in history to be suffocated to death by bubbles in the bathroom...
However, the door of the bathroom was smashed by Zhang Tiegen, and the bubbles in the bathroom unceremoniously rushed up the aisle.
"Fuck!" Zhang Tiegen turned around quickly, grasping and patting with both hands, trying to sweep the gushing bubbles back into the bathroom.
However, the intentions were good, but the result was even more tragic, and more and more bubbles came out.
"Daughter-in-law, come and help! Pao Pao is starting to rebel!" Zhang Tiegen shouted loudly.
"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Liu Ruyan ran over quickly, and was immediately dumbfounded.
Then, she couldn't help but giggle.
It turned out that Zhang Tiegen's body was full of bubbles now, and he didn't know what he was doing. The underwear and cover that Liu Ruyan changed and washed were all hung on top of his head, and he didn't know.
"Are you still laughing? Hurry up and help!" Zhang Tiegen said anxiously.
"Husband, what are you doing?" Liu Ruyan walked over with a smile, reached out to take off the clothes from Zhang Tiegen's head, and said, shaking in front of Zhang Tiegen's eyes.
Zhang Tiegen was suddenly depressed. Now he has become a perverted uncle of the Fusang Kingdom wearing a woman's underwear on his head...
"Didn't I just want to wash your clothes for you? This turned out to be like this!" Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
"You must have put a whole bag of washing powder in the washing machine!" Liu Ruyan gave Zhang Tiegen a white look and said.
"No way!" Zhang Tiegen said weakly, "I just put half a bag..."
Naturally, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him again, and went to pull the switch, the room immediately became dark, but the washing machine finally stopped spinning.
Zhang Tiegen breathed a sigh of relief.
No, Liu Ruyan's sweet voice came from the darkness: "You have to clean the bathroom, I won't help you, husband..."
Zhang Tiegen suddenly collapsed, wanting to cry but no tears!
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