Empress, your husband is invincible
Chapter 34: Lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot
The store owner was taken aback by Zhuang Yan who suddenly stood up, after looking at him carefully, he couldn't help but smiled wryly:
"Young Lord, how dare the slave family deceive you and the two young masters?
In fact, this Feng Qiuhuang is a strange person, with the chalcedony that he accidentally got from the top of Wuyi Mountain..."
Zhuang Yan was stunned for a moment, then interrupted her with a wave of his hand:
"Okay, you don't talk about bragging. You know me?"
Waving the round fan, the shopkeeper smiled coquettishly and flattered:
"That's for sure. In the entire Huangdu City, who has some eyesight and doesn't know the handsome and suave appearance of the young master?"
Zhuang Yan was obviously a little flustered by her deliberate flattery. After glancing at Li Baijing and Ye Cheng, he frowned slightly, and then took out his stack of bank notes from his cuff.
Chicly throwing a stack of banknotes on the counter, Zhuang Yan said generously:
"Brother Ye is Brother Li's brother, so naturally he is also my brother Zhuang Yan.
I bought this thing on his behalf, you can count the bank notes yourself! "
In Ye Cheng's heart, his impression of Zhuang Yan immediately improved.
Even Li Baijing couldn't help but patted Zhuang Yan's shoulder in comfort.
"Brother Zhuang, I will remember your friendship today for my brother. In the future, I will definitely invite you to play a few fun games in the Juhuan Building!"
Ye Cheng immediately looked at Zhuang Yan with sympathy.
This guy Li Baijing is so weak, he is touched by himself, but he puts a sheep here...
Zhuang Yan was secretly staring at the shopkeeper pulling out the top few papers from the stack of banknotes, but he was taken aback when he heard this, and immediately smiled.
"It stands to reason that the younger brother shouldn't make Brother Ye spend money like this..."
Hearing this, Li Baijing's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously glanced at Ye Cheng.
The corners of Ye Cheng's mouth raised slightly, and he quietly stepped back two steps.
Zhuang Yan was completely unaware of Ye Cheng's small gestures between Li Baijing and Li Baijing. Instead, he talked more and more vigorously, grabbing Li Baijing's arm that he wanted to secretly retract:
"But the old man in my family has been really strict with my spending card recently. Today, this is all the last possessions of my little brother in recent days...
In short, since Brother Li has the heart, I would like to thank Brother Li for his kindness here! "
Li Baijing was completely dumbfounded.
How could this be wrong with the plot I thought?
After the shopkeeper counted all the banknotes, Zhuang Yan's stack of banknotes, which was originally quite thick, turned into a few thin ones visible to the naked eye.
Satisfied, he put away the bank note, and the shopkeeper wrapped the purple box containing the Phoenix pearl hairpin and pushed it towards Ye Cheng.
"My lord, put it away. Your Phoenix Qiuhuang."
Nodding slightly at her, Ye Cheng turned around and left.
Li Baijing's lips moved a few times, but in the end, he still didn't say anything, and followed behind him dejectedly.
Zhuang Yan held his head high and strode out amidst the compliments from the shopkeeper.
The moment Ye Cheng and Li Baijing walked out of Chaitoufeng, the girls around the shop door scattered like birds and beasts, only secretly looking at them from a distance.
It's still not enough to let go, if it's in later generations, this group of girls can't swallow Li Baijing and herself alive?
With a complaint in his heart, Ye Cheng walked through the street calmly, inadvertently caught a glimpse of a few girls in extraordinarily gorgeous clothes, thoughtfully turned his head to look at the dejected Li Baijing, and suddenly laughed:
"Brother Li, tell me, what if you choose one of these girls to marry?"
Li Baijing's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he followed Ye Cheng's line of sight casually, couldn't help losing interest, and said casually:
"One thing to say, even if they have one-tenth of Zhuang Shuanglin's appearance, I won't be uninterested..."
Zhuang Yan who was beside him immediately became vigilant when he heard the words.
"Brother Li, my sister is a tigress, can you also like such a girl?"
Li Baijing was stunned for a moment, thought carefully for a moment, and shook his head decisively.
Ye Cheng originally wanted to interject, but when he turned his head and saw a group of people standing behind them, he was slightly taken aback, and the corner of his mouth curled up happily.
"That's right! Brother Li, it's not me who complained to you, but my elder sister——
Heh, other than the looks... Bah, even the looks are just average!
As for the temperament, let me tell you this, since childhood, I have been beaten by her more than my parents combined.Can you believe it? "
As soon as Zhuang Shuanglin was mentioned, the floodgate of Zhuang Yan's complaints was instantly opened.
Not enjoying himself while talking, Zhuang Yan stretched out his hand and gestured directly.
"It's just a horsewhip the size of a finger, as long as I can remember, she has broken no less than dozens of it!
If you don’t believe me, follow me to my house to see, the corner of my bedroom is full of broken horsewhips! "
"That woman, heh, has a weird and violent temper. Don't I just like to cause trouble and bully those dudes?
That’s not enough, you have to press my head and make me learn the Four Books and Five Classics and horseback riding and archery like those nerds!
Brother Li, tell me, my father is the Marquis of the court!Still a genuine first-rank Wuhou!
If I really go to learn those things, wouldn't it be a complete waste of the great fortune he and my ancestors laid down for me..."
Just listening to Zhuang Yan's rant, Li Baijing inadvertently noticed the murderous intent emanating from behind the two, and subconsciously swept it out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly his whole body froze in place.
Blinking at Zhuang Yan, Li Baijing smiled bitterly and reminded:
"Ahem, then your sister doesn't have much room, okay?"
Zhuang Yan rolled his eyes, and couldn't help getting angrier.
"Oh, sued my parents, put on little shoes for me, dragged me to the barracks as a child to practice to death, beat me with a horsewhip... Listen, everything, one by one, looks like a good sister Something that can be done?"
The killing intent behind him became more intense, almost piercing his back, Li Baijing finally couldn't help tugging at the corner of Zhuang Yan's clothes, and winked at him desperately.
"Brother Li, what's wrong with your eyes? It's uncomfortable..."
Zhuang Yan stared blankly at the way he winked, but before he could finish speaking, a white and clean hand touched his shoulder.
With a jump in his heart, Zhuang Yan turned his head in a daze.
Zhuang Shuanglin was looking at him expressionlessly with his face covered with frost.
With a trembling face, Zhuang Yan tentatively said with a crying voice:
"Ah, Sister, when did you come here? I was just telling Brother Li and Brother Ye that you are so gentle, virtuous, beautiful... right..."
"……dignified."
Zhuang Shuanglin squeezed out a word between his teeth with a half-smile and corrected Zhuang Yan.
Seeing Zhuang Shuanglin's appearance, Zhuang Yan's calves couldn't help trembling, and forced a smile:
"Yes, correct, correct, dignified!"
Taking a deep look at his brother's appearance, Zhuang Shuanglin took a deep breath, and finally gritted his teeth and said:
"Uncle Bai, Uncle Li, take my good brother back and kneel facing the wall until the sunset!
If my parents stop you, just say what I said!
Also, keep my new riding whip ready! "
"Young Lord, how dare the slave family deceive you and the two young masters?
In fact, this Feng Qiuhuang is a strange person, with the chalcedony that he accidentally got from the top of Wuyi Mountain..."
Zhuang Yan was stunned for a moment, then interrupted her with a wave of his hand:
"Okay, you don't talk about bragging. You know me?"
Waving the round fan, the shopkeeper smiled coquettishly and flattered:
"That's for sure. In the entire Huangdu City, who has some eyesight and doesn't know the handsome and suave appearance of the young master?"
Zhuang Yan was obviously a little flustered by her deliberate flattery. After glancing at Li Baijing and Ye Cheng, he frowned slightly, and then took out his stack of bank notes from his cuff.
Chicly throwing a stack of banknotes on the counter, Zhuang Yan said generously:
"Brother Ye is Brother Li's brother, so naturally he is also my brother Zhuang Yan.
I bought this thing on his behalf, you can count the bank notes yourself! "
In Ye Cheng's heart, his impression of Zhuang Yan immediately improved.
Even Li Baijing couldn't help but patted Zhuang Yan's shoulder in comfort.
"Brother Zhuang, I will remember your friendship today for my brother. In the future, I will definitely invite you to play a few fun games in the Juhuan Building!"
Ye Cheng immediately looked at Zhuang Yan with sympathy.
This guy Li Baijing is so weak, he is touched by himself, but he puts a sheep here...
Zhuang Yan was secretly staring at the shopkeeper pulling out the top few papers from the stack of banknotes, but he was taken aback when he heard this, and immediately smiled.
"It stands to reason that the younger brother shouldn't make Brother Ye spend money like this..."
Hearing this, Li Baijing's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously glanced at Ye Cheng.
The corners of Ye Cheng's mouth raised slightly, and he quietly stepped back two steps.
Zhuang Yan was completely unaware of Ye Cheng's small gestures between Li Baijing and Li Baijing. Instead, he talked more and more vigorously, grabbing Li Baijing's arm that he wanted to secretly retract:
"But the old man in my family has been really strict with my spending card recently. Today, this is all the last possessions of my little brother in recent days...
In short, since Brother Li has the heart, I would like to thank Brother Li for his kindness here! "
Li Baijing was completely dumbfounded.
How could this be wrong with the plot I thought?
After the shopkeeper counted all the banknotes, Zhuang Yan's stack of banknotes, which was originally quite thick, turned into a few thin ones visible to the naked eye.
Satisfied, he put away the bank note, and the shopkeeper wrapped the purple box containing the Phoenix pearl hairpin and pushed it towards Ye Cheng.
"My lord, put it away. Your Phoenix Qiuhuang."
Nodding slightly at her, Ye Cheng turned around and left.
Li Baijing's lips moved a few times, but in the end, he still didn't say anything, and followed behind him dejectedly.
Zhuang Yan held his head high and strode out amidst the compliments from the shopkeeper.
The moment Ye Cheng and Li Baijing walked out of Chaitoufeng, the girls around the shop door scattered like birds and beasts, only secretly looking at them from a distance.
It's still not enough to let go, if it's in later generations, this group of girls can't swallow Li Baijing and herself alive?
With a complaint in his heart, Ye Cheng walked through the street calmly, inadvertently caught a glimpse of a few girls in extraordinarily gorgeous clothes, thoughtfully turned his head to look at the dejected Li Baijing, and suddenly laughed:
"Brother Li, tell me, what if you choose one of these girls to marry?"
Li Baijing's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he followed Ye Cheng's line of sight casually, couldn't help losing interest, and said casually:
"One thing to say, even if they have one-tenth of Zhuang Shuanglin's appearance, I won't be uninterested..."
Zhuang Yan who was beside him immediately became vigilant when he heard the words.
"Brother Li, my sister is a tigress, can you also like such a girl?"
Li Baijing was stunned for a moment, thought carefully for a moment, and shook his head decisively.
Ye Cheng originally wanted to interject, but when he turned his head and saw a group of people standing behind them, he was slightly taken aback, and the corner of his mouth curled up happily.
"That's right! Brother Li, it's not me who complained to you, but my elder sister——
Heh, other than the looks... Bah, even the looks are just average!
As for the temperament, let me tell you this, since childhood, I have been beaten by her more than my parents combined.Can you believe it? "
As soon as Zhuang Shuanglin was mentioned, the floodgate of Zhuang Yan's complaints was instantly opened.
Not enjoying himself while talking, Zhuang Yan stretched out his hand and gestured directly.
"It's just a horsewhip the size of a finger, as long as I can remember, she has broken no less than dozens of it!
If you don’t believe me, follow me to my house to see, the corner of my bedroom is full of broken horsewhips! "
"That woman, heh, has a weird and violent temper. Don't I just like to cause trouble and bully those dudes?
That’s not enough, you have to press my head and make me learn the Four Books and Five Classics and horseback riding and archery like those nerds!
Brother Li, tell me, my father is the Marquis of the court!Still a genuine first-rank Wuhou!
If I really go to learn those things, wouldn't it be a complete waste of the great fortune he and my ancestors laid down for me..."
Just listening to Zhuang Yan's rant, Li Baijing inadvertently noticed the murderous intent emanating from behind the two, and subconsciously swept it out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly his whole body froze in place.
Blinking at Zhuang Yan, Li Baijing smiled bitterly and reminded:
"Ahem, then your sister doesn't have much room, okay?"
Zhuang Yan rolled his eyes, and couldn't help getting angrier.
"Oh, sued my parents, put on little shoes for me, dragged me to the barracks as a child to practice to death, beat me with a horsewhip... Listen, everything, one by one, looks like a good sister Something that can be done?"
The killing intent behind him became more intense, almost piercing his back, Li Baijing finally couldn't help tugging at the corner of Zhuang Yan's clothes, and winked at him desperately.
"Brother Li, what's wrong with your eyes? It's uncomfortable..."
Zhuang Yan stared blankly at the way he winked, but before he could finish speaking, a white and clean hand touched his shoulder.
With a jump in his heart, Zhuang Yan turned his head in a daze.
Zhuang Shuanglin was looking at him expressionlessly with his face covered with frost.
With a trembling face, Zhuang Yan tentatively said with a crying voice:
"Ah, Sister, when did you come here? I was just telling Brother Li and Brother Ye that you are so gentle, virtuous, beautiful... right..."
"……dignified."
Zhuang Shuanglin squeezed out a word between his teeth with a half-smile and corrected Zhuang Yan.
Seeing Zhuang Shuanglin's appearance, Zhuang Yan's calves couldn't help trembling, and forced a smile:
"Yes, correct, correct, dignified!"
Taking a deep look at his brother's appearance, Zhuang Shuanglin took a deep breath, and finally gritted his teeth and said:
"Uncle Bai, Uncle Li, take my good brother back and kneel facing the wall until the sunset!
If my parents stop you, just say what I said!
Also, keep my new riding whip ready! "
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