The heavens play: everyone has a system
Chapter 5 The Humiliated Wild Boar
There is a small window on the upper right of each live broadcast room, where the commentary is.
"Now the five contestants have encountered different difficulties, so how will they overcome them?"
"Let's take a look at Monsieur Pierre first."
In the forest, Pierre is crazily chasing a wild boar. Every step will make his skirt rise, and the audience will suffer a mental pollution.
The wild boar was suffering at this time, it was just passing by, and was going to drink by the river, but a lunatic caught it and insisted on performing some strange operations in front of it.
If the boar could talk, it would definitely say, "Brother, I'm a boar. Even if you don't care about race, you have to care about gender. Stop doing those eye-catching dances."
How could a wild boar run past the dark rock star? Just a few hundred meters away, the wild boar was caught by Pierre.
Just as Pierre wanted to show a ferocious smile, he suddenly remembered that he was acting, so he shyly tied the wild boar to a tree with a vine.
【What is Pierre doing?Is it storing food? 】
[That's right, in such an environment, food should be the first to be satisfied, as expected of the Dark Rock Star. 】
[This is a primeval forest, Pierre is like a fish in water, he has the best chance of winning. 】
"Pierre, a beautiful girl in a sailor suit of love and justice! I will do justice for the universe and destroy you!"
Pierre posed as a girl facing the wild boar, and read out the lines aloud.
"Role-playing degree +2%."
Pierre's eyes lit up, and a self-conscious smile appeared on his stone-like face.
For the next half an hour, Pierre kept changing his posture, getting closer and closer to the girl, and even his buttocks began to twist.
The wild boar tied to the tree was already foaming at the mouth, and its pupils were dilated.
The live broadcast room has exploded.
【It's just a wild boar, why should it suffer this crime. 】
【You can eat it, but please don't pollute its spirit. 】
[The pig is so pitiful, it is no longer a clean pig. 】
[This pig is doomed, even if it can go back alive, it will never forget the shadow of this day. 】
I don't know how long it took, but Pierre found that the speed of acting was no longer increasing, sobbed sadly, sat down on a rock, covered his face and cried like a girl.
The wild boar tied to the tree erupted with great strength. It broke free from the vines and kept digging the soil under its body with its hooves.
【Piggy is out of trouble, that's great~】
【Run Zhuzhu, forget what you have experienced this day, let go of the burden in your heart, and live the rest of Zhusheng quietly. 】
Pierre also noticed that the wild boar was out of trouble. He stood up suddenly, picked up his wand, and planned to give the wild boar a stick.
The wild boar did not dodge, but rushed towards the boulder next to Pierre.
"Boom~"
The stone exploded, the wild boar staggered a few steps, and collapsed to the ground, a tear slipped from the corner of its eye.
Pierre didn't expect that the wild boar would commit suicide, so he froze in place.
【Zizhu couldn't bear this humiliation and committed suicide. 】
【Good job, we will remember your bravery. Although you are just a pig, your moral character is worth learning from. 】
[Reincarnate in the next life, remember to invest in a good family, and never meet a muscular man who turns into a magical girl again. 】
【Tears~】
Nuomi, who was also watching the live broadcast, was already vomiting and diarrhea at this time. Fortunately, it was covered by the Internet and no one saw it.
He sat back in his seat and forced a smile: "Let's take a look at Miss Avril's situation."
"As a cat-eared lady, Miss Avril has the agility and strength of a cat, and she is very strong in such a forest."
In the quiet forest, a figure kept jumping among the trees. It was a little unfamiliar at first, but then it became more proficient.
Several monkeys wanted to catch up with Avril, but soon died under Avril's sharp claws.
[It's so brutal, I like it. 】
[It looks cute, but it actually kills people without blinking an eye. This damn sense of disobedience is really great. 】
【Come on, Avril, you can do it. 】
Suddenly, Avril stopped, landed on the tree trunk, and gently combed the hair with her tongue.
"Meow~"
With her paws clasped on the tree, Avril Lavigne lazily stretched her waist, her perfect curves also protruding.
[I can't take it anymore, I'm going offline first, if I haven't come back after 10 minutes, it means I'm stuck in a certain website. 】
[Brother, can the website you mentioned be shared?I have a friend who can't stand it a bit too. 】
【I don't have any friends, but I have a younger brother. I will help my younger brother to...】
[I have seven aunts and eight aunts, and they want to see it too. 】
"Look, everyone, the primitive man has appeared." Nuomi shouted loudly, drawing everyone's attention back.
In the forest, Avril's hair was erected all over her body, her tail was raised high, and she watched the scene under the tree vigilantly.
An elephant ran into the forest with its young, followed by wild men with stone spears.
"Throw!"
Several savages threw stone spears and pierced the elephant one after another, causing the elephant to scream.
"Ola Ola ~ Go!"
A savage who appeared to be the chief slapped his hand on his mouth and let out a cheer.
The savage standing behind him rushed up and pierced the elephant's body with a stone spear.
The elephant kicked a savage away with its trunk. The savage crashed into a tree and lost his breath after struggling a few times.
"Woo~"
A few baby elephants kept honking, glanced at the elephant, and quickly ran into the depths of the forest.
Several savages wanted to chase, but were stopped by elephants.
"kill!"
The leading savage yelled a word angrily, and the rest of the savages kept piercing the elephant's body with stone spears. After a while, the elephant lost blood and died.
The savages worked together to resist the elephant. As for the dead savages, no one was willing to take a second look.
Avril hid in the tree and watched the scene quietly. The death of the elephant really made her feel pity, but she was unable to save the elephant.
When participating in this program, Avril Lavigne signed the death responsibility letter. Although the possibility is very small, the contestants will also die.
Biting her lip, Avril looked away: "I will definitely raise that money."
Her gaze became determined, and Avril Lavigne was about to leave this place.
Another group of savages ran out from one side, carrying the baby elephant's body on their shoulders, poked the dead savage carefully, and cheered when they found that it was really dead.
"Enemy, die! Woo~woo~"
Before leaving, they also took away the corpses of the dead savages, as if they were going to use them as food.
[Is the primitive society so barbaric?Even eat the same kind. 】
[Nature is really cruel, unlike us now, even if you don’t work, you still have the minimum amount of assistance. 】
[This place is so dangerous, Avril Lavigne shouldn't be participating in the show. 】
[This is helpless, and Avril has no other choice. 】
"Now the five contestants have encountered different difficulties, so how will they overcome them?"
"Let's take a look at Monsieur Pierre first."
In the forest, Pierre is crazily chasing a wild boar. Every step will make his skirt rise, and the audience will suffer a mental pollution.
The wild boar was suffering at this time, it was just passing by, and was going to drink by the river, but a lunatic caught it and insisted on performing some strange operations in front of it.
If the boar could talk, it would definitely say, "Brother, I'm a boar. Even if you don't care about race, you have to care about gender. Stop doing those eye-catching dances."
How could a wild boar run past the dark rock star? Just a few hundred meters away, the wild boar was caught by Pierre.
Just as Pierre wanted to show a ferocious smile, he suddenly remembered that he was acting, so he shyly tied the wild boar to a tree with a vine.
【What is Pierre doing?Is it storing food? 】
[That's right, in such an environment, food should be the first to be satisfied, as expected of the Dark Rock Star. 】
[This is a primeval forest, Pierre is like a fish in water, he has the best chance of winning. 】
"Pierre, a beautiful girl in a sailor suit of love and justice! I will do justice for the universe and destroy you!"
Pierre posed as a girl facing the wild boar, and read out the lines aloud.
"Role-playing degree +2%."
Pierre's eyes lit up, and a self-conscious smile appeared on his stone-like face.
For the next half an hour, Pierre kept changing his posture, getting closer and closer to the girl, and even his buttocks began to twist.
The wild boar tied to the tree was already foaming at the mouth, and its pupils were dilated.
The live broadcast room has exploded.
【It's just a wild boar, why should it suffer this crime. 】
【You can eat it, but please don't pollute its spirit. 】
[The pig is so pitiful, it is no longer a clean pig. 】
[This pig is doomed, even if it can go back alive, it will never forget the shadow of this day. 】
I don't know how long it took, but Pierre found that the speed of acting was no longer increasing, sobbed sadly, sat down on a rock, covered his face and cried like a girl.
The wild boar tied to the tree erupted with great strength. It broke free from the vines and kept digging the soil under its body with its hooves.
【Piggy is out of trouble, that's great~】
【Run Zhuzhu, forget what you have experienced this day, let go of the burden in your heart, and live the rest of Zhusheng quietly. 】
Pierre also noticed that the wild boar was out of trouble. He stood up suddenly, picked up his wand, and planned to give the wild boar a stick.
The wild boar did not dodge, but rushed towards the boulder next to Pierre.
"Boom~"
The stone exploded, the wild boar staggered a few steps, and collapsed to the ground, a tear slipped from the corner of its eye.
Pierre didn't expect that the wild boar would commit suicide, so he froze in place.
【Zizhu couldn't bear this humiliation and committed suicide. 】
【Good job, we will remember your bravery. Although you are just a pig, your moral character is worth learning from. 】
[Reincarnate in the next life, remember to invest in a good family, and never meet a muscular man who turns into a magical girl again. 】
【Tears~】
Nuomi, who was also watching the live broadcast, was already vomiting and diarrhea at this time. Fortunately, it was covered by the Internet and no one saw it.
He sat back in his seat and forced a smile: "Let's take a look at Miss Avril's situation."
"As a cat-eared lady, Miss Avril has the agility and strength of a cat, and she is very strong in such a forest."
In the quiet forest, a figure kept jumping among the trees. It was a little unfamiliar at first, but then it became more proficient.
Several monkeys wanted to catch up with Avril, but soon died under Avril's sharp claws.
[It's so brutal, I like it. 】
[It looks cute, but it actually kills people without blinking an eye. This damn sense of disobedience is really great. 】
【Come on, Avril, you can do it. 】
Suddenly, Avril stopped, landed on the tree trunk, and gently combed the hair with her tongue.
"Meow~"
With her paws clasped on the tree, Avril Lavigne lazily stretched her waist, her perfect curves also protruding.
[I can't take it anymore, I'm going offline first, if I haven't come back after 10 minutes, it means I'm stuck in a certain website. 】
[Brother, can the website you mentioned be shared?I have a friend who can't stand it a bit too. 】
【I don't have any friends, but I have a younger brother. I will help my younger brother to...】
[I have seven aunts and eight aunts, and they want to see it too. 】
"Look, everyone, the primitive man has appeared." Nuomi shouted loudly, drawing everyone's attention back.
In the forest, Avril's hair was erected all over her body, her tail was raised high, and she watched the scene under the tree vigilantly.
An elephant ran into the forest with its young, followed by wild men with stone spears.
"Throw!"
Several savages threw stone spears and pierced the elephant one after another, causing the elephant to scream.
"Ola Ola ~ Go!"
A savage who appeared to be the chief slapped his hand on his mouth and let out a cheer.
The savage standing behind him rushed up and pierced the elephant's body with a stone spear.
The elephant kicked a savage away with its trunk. The savage crashed into a tree and lost his breath after struggling a few times.
"Woo~"
A few baby elephants kept honking, glanced at the elephant, and quickly ran into the depths of the forest.
Several savages wanted to chase, but were stopped by elephants.
"kill!"
The leading savage yelled a word angrily, and the rest of the savages kept piercing the elephant's body with stone spears. After a while, the elephant lost blood and died.
The savages worked together to resist the elephant. As for the dead savages, no one was willing to take a second look.
Avril hid in the tree and watched the scene quietly. The death of the elephant really made her feel pity, but she was unable to save the elephant.
When participating in this program, Avril Lavigne signed the death responsibility letter. Although the possibility is very small, the contestants will also die.
Biting her lip, Avril looked away: "I will definitely raise that money."
Her gaze became determined, and Avril Lavigne was about to leave this place.
Another group of savages ran out from one side, carrying the baby elephant's body on their shoulders, poked the dead savage carefully, and cheered when they found that it was really dead.
"Enemy, die! Woo~woo~"
Before leaving, they also took away the corpses of the dead savages, as if they were going to use them as food.
[Is the primitive society so barbaric?Even eat the same kind. 】
[Nature is really cruel, unlike us now, even if you don’t work, you still have the minimum amount of assistance. 】
[This place is so dangerous, Avril Lavigne shouldn't be participating in the show. 】
[This is helpless, and Avril has no other choice. 】
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