The heavens play: everyone has a system

Amid all the pleadings of the middle-aged man, Roy sat at the table and wrote down a prescription.

"For the sake of your respectful attitude, I will only let you enter the sage's time for half a year, alas~ I am really too kind." Roy watched the middle-aged man holding the prescription as if holding a life-saving straw Same, can't help but sigh.

"It's amazing to be as shameless as you are." Alice once again poured cold water on Roy in her mind.

Roy closed the door and stretched his waist: "I didn't sleep all night last night. I'll make up for it first."

A burst of blue light flew onto the bed first, and Alice pulled the quilt and shrank in the corner.

"Why are you looking at me so vigilantly?" Roy touched his face, but didn't feel anything on it.

Alice seemed to feel insecure and covered herself with a quilt.

"Last night, you had bad thoughts about that little girl."

"I thought you were only interested in sisters like Avril Lavigne, but in the end you take everything from big to small."

Roy blushed, and retorted: "I just think she is cute, how can I have bad intentions?"

"I don't care, I feel very unsafe, you sleep on the floor." Alice said with a little temper, pointing to the floor.

"That's a beautiful idea, why should I sleep on the floor when I have a bed?" Roy immediately refused to accept it.

"Besides, you are a robot, so what's unsafe."

Alice lifted the quilt, raised her hand and stroked slightly on her right arm, and a wound appeared.

"I'm a human now, you see, all the blood I bleed is red."

"Besides, I also have reproductive functions..." Alice stood up and slowly lifted her skirt expressionlessly.

Roy's eyes lit up, and he looked over immediately, but the skirt stopped when it reached his knees.

"You~ pervert!" Alice reacted, put down her skirt and shrank back under the quilt.

"Ahem~ This has nothing to do with me, it's you who want to lift up the skirt."

"Well, you sleep at the head of the bed and I sleep at the end of the bed, so nothing will happen." Roy offered the biggest concession.

Alice was silent for a while before she spoke, "Okay."

Just like that, the two fell asleep on the bed, and Roy didn't think of a problem until they fell asleep.

Artifacts also need to sleep?
……

When he woke up, it was already afternoon. In a daze, Roy was holding the doll in his arms... a doll?

Eyes opened suddenly, Alice was lying in Roy's arms, seemingly sleeping soundly.

"That's right, I'm still at the end of the bed, so Alice ran into my arms." Roy nodded confidently.

Alice was also awakened by Roy's movement, and she saw Roy's face as soon as she opened her eyes.

Close your eyes, rub them, and open them again, it's still Roy's face.

"Do you want to dance?"

Roy:?
"Ah~"

Roy rotated 360 degrees in the air and landed on his face perfectly.

"I was careless, and I actually believed that you are the kind of person who keeps promises." Alice looked left and right, and after finding that the clothes were complete, she looked at Roy and said.

"Obviously you ran into my arms by yourself!" Roy stood up and yelled aggrievedly. He didn't take advantage of it and even got kicked. What a shame.

"Impossible, I have good sleeping habits."

"Hehe~" Roy was 1 in disbelief: "I have a good sleeping habit? You mean crawling from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, right?"

Alice turned into a blue light and flew into Roy's mind: "I went to analyze the rules."

"Absolutely guilty!"

Roy had a meal at the middle-aged man and started his day's schedule.

In such a civilized world, money is the most important thing, so Roy plans to make a wave of money first.

A board was soon hung in a conspicuous place in the house, and it read:

Post it Zhang Zhongjing, know almost Saihua Tuo!
No cure for minor illnesses, no cure for the poor!
I thought it might take a few days before there would be business, but I didn't expect someone to come to the door before evening.

Roy sat on the table, wearing a white coat, with a haughty expression.

"What's wrong with you?"

Sitting opposite Roy, the thin middle-aged man looked like a bamboo pole with flickering eyes.

"Doctor, my name is Yang Wei. It's not that I'm sick, but I suspect that my wife is sick."

"Your wife?" Roy stroked his chin.

"Your wife is sick, so bring her here."

"This..." Yang Wei sighed: "She doesn't want to go to the hospital, and I have nothing to do."

"Well, tell me about your wife's illness."

"Okay." Yang Wei nodded gratefully, and said:

"My wife's name is Ru Chong. I bought it two years ago."

"Bought it back?" Roy was a little surprised, can my wife still buy it?Give me one too!
"Yes, I bought her back from the slave market. We had a good relationship and got married soon."

"But the problem lies in the days after getting married!"

"Every night, she asked me to do that kind of thing with her. It was okay at first, but then my body couldn't hold it anymore."

"Now, I haven't been home for almost a month."

Roy thought for a while: "Your wife, is she beautiful?"

"Pretty!"

Roy slapped the table with a slap: "Take me to see!"

Yang Wei looked at Roy with strange eyes, suspicious.

"Cough~ What I mean is that you can only know where the symptoms are when you meet each other? Do you understand?"

"It turned out to be like this." Yang Wei felt relieved.

Sitting in a carriage, the two of them came to a courtyard house with pleasant and beautiful scenery. At first glance, it was not a poor place to live.

After wandering around the room, Yang Wei's wife was not found. Yang Wei thought about it and explained:

"Ru Chong would go to pray to God and worship Buddha every evening, and would only come back late at night."

"Doctor, you hide in the cabinet. When Ru Chong returns to the room, you can see her."

"Okay." Although he felt that something was wrong, Roy really wanted to see Yang Wei's wife... cough~ for the sake of treatment.

Hiding in the closet, Yang Wei could just be seen lying on the bed through the gap.

"Honey, you're back." A pleasant woman came in with a surprised voice from outside the door.

Judging by the woman's appearance, she is about twenty years old.

"Yes, yes, I finally came back from a business trip today." Not only was Yang Wei not surprised, he was even a little scared.

Ru Chong walked to the bedside, gently stroking Yang Wei's chest with hands painted with red nail polish.

"Honey, you've been away for a month since you went on a business trip. During this time, Ru Chong is almost dying of loneliness."

"You have to make it up to me tonight."

Ru Chong took off Yang Wei's clothes slowly, and Yang Wei also fell on the bed with dazed eyes.

[Fuck, is Roy going to show us such an exciting thing? 】

[What, Roy still loves fans very much. 】

[The tissue has been prepared long ago, and I am ready to go. 】

Just when all the audience were excitedly watching this fragrant scene, Ru Chong's head suddenly changed, and after a few seconds, it turned into a worm-like mouthpart.

Pustules burst open on Ru Chong's head, and stinky mucus splattered everywhere.

"Hi~"

Ru Chong roared, lying on Yang Wei's chest and sucking, Yang Wei also lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[My god, it's too scary! 】

[Ouch~I TM~vomit~I don't want to see women again. 】

[It's over, I'm going to the hospital. 】

[It was easier this time, much better than the last time the magical girl Pierre. 】