[Comprehensive British and American] Unscrupulous house of everything

Sun Xiaoxiao looked at the situation at the scene. Jemini's blue fire phoenix occupied the position on the left. With a pinch of her fingers, the handprints fell to the battlefield on the right. Lightning beams fell and precisely landed on every Chirita. Even Barton, who was fighting, was not hurt at all, but was a little numb from the afterglow of the thunder and lightning.

The scene on the field suddenly became unreal, with the fire phoenix dancing and chirping on the one hand, and the thunder clattering on the other.

Tony stood lonely in the air, feeling that his usefulness was not that great?

"Guys, Dr. Eric has woken up and knows how to close the portal. How are you?" Natasha's voice rang in everyone's ears.

"Then close it!" Steve said, flying a Kirita on the ground, clearing the field around him.

"The only question now is, who saw Loki's scepter? We need it to close the portal," Natasha said.

Tony answered immediately, "Ask Master Lu, that Chinese man in my living room. They captured Loki, so they should know where it is."

Natasha turned her head to look at Master Lu who was sitting on the edge of the terrace, hesitated for a moment, and walked over to ask.

After listening to Natasha's words, Master Lu was a little embarrassed, "Do you have to have that thing?"

Natasha had a bad feeling in her heart.

Master Lu stood up from the edge of the balcony, and poked out a pile of debris from under the sofa embarrassedly, "His stick is not very strong, I just knocked it a few times, and he ended up like this. It's not my fault. He insisted on poking my chest with this little stick. It hurts."

Natasha looked at the pile of fragments on the ground. The one that looked the most like a scepter was the head with yellow light, and the longest one was no more than the size of a palm. She didn't know what to say.

"There is bad news, Loki's scepter has been destroyed." Natasha turned on the voice channel so that everyone could hear her words.

"What?! Then how can we close that portal?!" Tony was shocked.

Master Lu said awkwardly: "Well, do you have to have this thing? No, I'll fix it..."

Natasha turned her head immediately, "Do you have any other way to close that portal?"

Master Lu stroked his cigarette rod, "It's quite simple. I watched it when he was building it. Just remove the base. You old people cough, those aliens' workmanship is not good. The energy circuits are all messy. There are fakes inside. It may not be able to be turned off at once. It may take 5 seconds to dismantle it."

The corner of Natasha's mouth twitched. Is there a difference between 5 seconds and all of a sudden?
"Did you hear that?" Natasha asked.

Tony directly asked Jarvis to connect to the communication device in his living room, "Master Lu, please do it, this is extra work, and the salary will be included in the decoration."

Master Lu's eyes lit up instantly, and the tobacco rod in his hand suddenly turned into a hammer and a chisel, "Don't worry, leave it to me, how about giving me the dismantled part as wages?"
"No problem!" Tony agreed on the spot.

Master Lu immediately walked towards the teleportation device, and gestured a few times eagerly, "Give me an order, Master, we will do it right away!"

Just when Tony was about to speak, Fury contacted, "Wait! Tony! A nuclear bomb is heading towards you! I didn't stop it! It was approved by the United Nations!"

Fury's words spread to everyone's ears, and Jemini was startled. She was not one of those wizards who didn't understand anything. She knew everything about nuclear bombs too well.

"Nuclear bomb?! The United Nations?! It's the United Nations of the United States! Do they want to start a world war?!" Jemini was shocked, and the control of Fiendfire was loosened, and the phoenix collapsed immediately, turning into blue sparks scattered all over the sky.

Harry behind her was already ready, he raised his wand and thrust it into the ground suddenly, a golden circle spread out from him, and the swept Fiendfire dissipated one after another.

The lightning on Sun Xiaoxiao's side also swayed, and directly chopped off the roof of a building, "Master Lu! Can we handle it?"

Master Lu took out his tobacco rod, and took a sip, "Oh, we really can't do this thing, unless..." Then, Master Lu looked up at the space wormhole in midair.

"Unless what?!" Tony asked while flying in the direction of the nuclear bomb.

"Unless it can fly right under this teleportation hole, I can drive it into the hole." Master Lu said.

Tony's eyes lit up, and it went with his thought, but he originally planned to sneak in with the nuclear bomb on his shoulders. As for whether he can come back, it's up to fate.

"Leave this to me, and I'll let it fly right under the teleportation hole!" Tony said, flew right under the nuclear bomb, hugged the nuclear bomb hard, and began to accelerate. "I still have 1 minute to reach the bottom of the teleportation hole!"

"My lord, let's make a deal first, don't follow the nuclear bomb later, I'm afraid I'll smash you in too." Master Lu said, taking out some materials in his hand and rattling them.

"I see!" Tony said seriously, "Are you sure your actions won't detonate on the spot?"

"Didn't you underestimate me? Do you know what is goodness like water?" Master Lu stopped what he was doing and stroked the things in his hands, "I said you foreigners don't understand anything, how long will you wait?"

"10-second countdown!" Tony said, his eyes fixed on the location of the teleportation hole, and he told Jarvis to get ready, and if it didn't work, he would just throw him out and let the suit carry the nuclear bomb into the hole.

Master Lu waved the hammer in his hand, "Come on!"

Jarvis started the countdown, 3! 2! 1!

Master Lu violently swung the hammer in his hand, "Go!"

A silver light swished out, and Tony let go of his hand when he saw Master Lu's movement, and gave the nuclear bomb a little force so that it could fly to the bottom of the teleportation hole smoothly.

The silver light just hit the top of the nuclear bomb, and there was no sound at all. The nuclear bomb changed its direction instantly. Master Lu swung the hammer again, and the silver light hit the tail of the nuclear bomb. The nuclear bomb flew towards the teleportation hole as if it had been relaunched.

In the blink of an eye, the nuclear bomb disappeared into the hole. Master Lu threw the big hammer in his hand, picked up the tool and began to jingle against the base. In just 5 seconds, the base was completely scattered into parts on the ground.

The Kirita people who were running around on the ground lost power as if the power went out the moment the portal closed, and fell to the ground one after another.

Jamie and Harry looked at each other, and the two apparated directly to the terrace of Stark Tower.

Loki, who was tied up in a ball, sniffed fiercely and tried to open his swollen eyes. Finally, it was over. He wanted to go back to Asgard!
After everyone gathered, looking at the messy city center, Tony sighed, how much would it cost?

"Member Stark!" The head of the American Auror Department directly dragged away the sad Tony. They had to seize this opportunity. The public opinion outside had already begun to operate. The nuclear bomb launched by the United States happened to give them the last key. If this operation is done well, their American wizards will have a recognized territory!This is a big deal!Besides, there is also post-war reconstruction. Robert Wilkinson, the head of the Auror Department, blushed with excitement. The wizards said that no one is faster and more convenient than them for such things as post-war reconstruction!nobody!

Before Tony was dragged away, he only had to yell for dinner at night, and then disappeared in front of everyone.

Sun Xiaoxiao and Lu Dajiang swiftly assembled the high-tech parts, and said goodbye on the spot. Before leaving, they also received a small gift that Tony asked Jarvis to prepare for them. It was information on civil technology, which was almost two years ahead of the current level in the United States.

Master Lu said with a beaming smile on the spot that Tony was welcome to visit Huaxia, and they promised to make him feel at home.

Sol originally saw Loki's miserable appearance, and just wanted to get angry when he saw Master Lu holding a pile of shards and apologizing to him, saying that he had accidentally broken Loki's weapon, Thor was shocked, and easily smashed Loki's weapon like this, is this something he can afford?Immediately laughed, thanked Master Lu who helped educate his younger brother, and explained that they had to go back to Asgard as soon as possible, and the Cosmic Rubik's Cube had to be taken away. Steve wished he could take it away. It would cause too much trouble if it stayed on the earth. Sol mentioned the immortal lock that Sun Xiaoxiao said he had given him, took the Cosmic Rubik's Cube and shouted into the sky, "Heimdall!"

A rainbow falls, Thor and Loki disappear from sight, leaving a string of runes on the terrace floor.

After sending everyone away, Jemini collapsed on Tony's sofa and sighed, "I seem to be working for nothing this time, it's a big loss."

Steve rubbed his nose, "Banner and I have paid employment fees, and Tony helped us negotiate."

Jemini stared blankly at the ceiling, "Keep that money for yourself, it's useless to me."

While everyone was talking about what to have for dinner and where to go for dinner, the elevator door opened, and a few agents came out.

Natasha greeted her, "Agent Sitwell, Rumlow, what are you doing here?"

Sitwell nodded to Natasha, took out a piece of paper and handed it over, "Pierce asked us to recover special item 084."

Natasha took the paper and glanced at it, "You are late, the Rubik's Cube was taken away by Thor, we can't stop it, as for the scepter, it's right there." Natasha pointed to a pile of debris on the ground and said.

Sitwell was stuck for a while, took out a box, and asked someone to put on gloves and carefully put the pile of invisible fragments into the box, trying to piece together the shape of the scepter.

After a rough fight, there should be no shortage, Agent Sitwell closed the box, "Thank you for your cooperation, we will go back and report."

After speaking, he led a group of people into the elevator and disappeared.

Jemini frowned, "You guys are really rude, I've decided, from now on, the commission price of S.H.I.E.L.D. will be increased by [-]%, including potions!"

Steve smiled. "I'll let Ben know."

Just as the members of the Masterhouse team were about to borrow Tony's fireplace, Fury walked out of the elevator, "Where are you going? Where are Loki's scepter and Rubik's Cube?"

Everyone frowned suddenly, "Didn't you people from S.H.I.E.L.D. take it away? Natasha handled it." Jemini said.

Fury's eyes widened, "Fack! I didn't sign the order!"

"It was Pierce's order, so I let it go." Natasha said.

Jemini sneered, "You are really interesting as the director. You launched the nuclear bomb without signing the order, and the mission without signing the order bypassed you. Are you the director? Or a puppet?"

After finishing speaking, Jemini didn't look at Fury's face, and was about to leave with someone.

"Captain! I need your help on this matter! This is about..." Fury was in a hurry and stopped Steve immediately.

Jamie grabbed Steve's arm and pulled it back, standing in front of him, "Chenghui, sign the contract, Steve's $30 a day, Banner's $50 a day, how many days do you want?" She doesn't want her employees to work for nothing anymore.

Fury's face turned green, "This is a big event about the world, and money?!"

"We saved the world just now. What's the world's affairs to do with you, and what do they have to do with me? We haven't bothered with you about the nuclear bomb yet! You are the ones who want to cause chaos in the world!" Jemini said sarcastically.

Fury wanted to refute, but couldn't find any reason to refute.

No wonder Jeminy is so rude. If the nuclear bomb fell just now, let’s see who they are in this place. The master craftsman of China’s Middle Earth Dao School, core disciple Sun Xiaoxiao, all the Aurors and mature wizards of the United States Ministry of Magic, the savior of the British Ministry of Magic’s Auror Department, and the last blood of the Black family. A wizard can make the president of the United States headlines!
"And this is your business. Steve is my clerk, my knight, not your subordinate! Please look carefully!" Jemini said aggressively in front of Steve.

Fury opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he still closed his mouth, "Okay, I see, so will the house of everything open tomorrow? I need help from the house of everything." Fury said seriously to Jamie, "I'm sorry about the nuclear bomb. This is not the place to talk. If you open tomorrow, I think we really have to talk about it."

Seeing the change in Fury's attitude, Jemini reluctantly let go, "Not tomorrow, we just finished fighting, tomorrow is a vacation, the day after tomorrow is fine!"

Fury nodded, "Okay, I understand, I will visit the day after tomorrow, and I will keep my promise to facilitate things on the American wizard's side."

Jemini rolled her eyes, "This is your own oath, it's none of my business." After speaking, she walked away with her staff in a high-spirited manner.