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Chu Yao said "Mom...

then.

Dozens of customers at Ergu's barbecue stand were scared to the ground.

Especially the chef, who was surprised...

The iron stick was directly stuck in his mouth, and his vocal cords were almost disabled.

My girl~~
Ergu...

To be honest, the second aunt is really a sister-in-law, not an aunt.

How old is she!
30 years old is there any wood?

How did you give birth to a handsome young man in his twenties?

Could it be that when my second aunt was ten years old...

The young master goes north, the young master meets his beloved!
A certain evil young master happened to meet the second aunt?

Then get pregnant?

I'm afraid~~
However, the second aunt did not become angry when Chu Yao called her mother, but spoke in a shy manner.

"You bastard~~"

"Destroyed!"

"Remember my mother~~"

"I thought the police raided the red light district last year..."

"You little bastard, you have long forgotten about this mother..."

Okay!

Mama San...

It turned out to be such a thief!
Hey, whore!

Hey, Second Aunt, you two should explain clearly!
It's scary!

To be honest, the second aunt is a ruthless person on the road!
Before the rectification of City S, in the blue light, green light, red light, black light...

Ergu is famous for all kinds of lamp districts.

When it comes to the second aunt, pure men have to stick out their thumbs and give them crazy praise.

When the second aunt has time to talk about jokes, press all the shit yellow buttons that remind her to explode.

The old society's comments on the second aunt are all like this.

"Second aunt, don't you know?"

"Old ones, you can't get past the light district at a glance!"

"Let's put it this way, inquire about the area full of hair washing rooms, foot washing rooms, laundry rooms, and waist washing rooms..."

"Who doesn't know Second Aunt?"

"Simply put, second aunt wants all the leftovers and discarded things from the guests!"

"Leftover rice, sour porridge, pickled rice, curd..."

"Used condoms. The condoms are all recycled!"

"The price given is too high!"

"The waste collection station opened by the second aunt's house is really big!"

"I'm going to go to Second Aunt to cover up all the ladies and sisters. Everyone loves to call her Mama Sang..."

"Short name, Mom!"

……

Back then, Chu Yao had sold the scrap copper and iron stolen from the brick-moving site to the second aunt many times.

The two thieves are familiar.

However, ever since Chu Yao was promoted to a master of catching monsters and later moved into the Art College of Normal University, it has been a long time since he sold any junk to Ergu.

How strange to miss her.

"Xiao Chu, which construction site have you been working with lately? You are so busy that you can't even see your tail!"

It seems that the second aunt doesn't like surfing the Internet and doesn't read the news.

Chu Yao didn't intend to digress, so he followed what the second aunt said.

"Small trouble, self-organized construction team to play!"

"Hey! Xiao Chu is promising, and he is pulling a team to do it alone? Which business do you work for?"

"It's... Chu's Foot Chain Tosla!"

"Chu's foot business? Who started it?"

"A fellow villager named Chu."

"The surname is also Chu? What does it have to do with you!"

"...Anyway, I contracted all the work of his family!"

Hearing that Chu Yao is so promising, the second aunt winked.

At that time, there were dozens of tables of guests...

Grab the waist like crazy!

After all, it came out of the lamp district, the little eyes of the second aunt...

Thief charm!
It's like seeing a ghost match, it's scary!

The guests were so scared that they couldn't tell the difference between southeast and north.

Uncle Wang was chewing on his kidneys, and his amnesia was frightened.

"Old Li, tell me!"

"Brother Wang, what are you talking about?"

"Tell me who I am, you see I'm an old fool, why did I forget myself?"

"Ah... Brother Wang, I actually don't know who you are... Ma Dan, who are you, who are you at the same table with?"

The place is in chaos.

Chu Yao sighed.

I haven't seen you for half a year, but Er Gu's charm is still so hot!

A wink or something, there is no limit to coquettishness.

When she met her old friend, the second aunt directly invited Chu Yao into the house.

It's the one in the Golden House.

Chu Yao did his part, and with ninety skewers of hot lamb kidneys in his arms, he followed Second Aunt's ass and went straight in.

Boom!

The second aunt closed the door.

Click!

Lock it!

slap, slap, slap...

The lights are all off.

Not even the shit-yellow desk lamp on the bedside table.

In the dark, the two began to whisper.

The two hold hands...

? ? ? ?
What are you doing?
"Xiao Chu, is the guy ready?"

"Well~~!"

"Old rules?"

"Okay, listen to Second Aunt!"

"Then let's start... Hey~~~!"

"What's wrong, Second Aunt!"

"Your sleeves are too short, use mine!"

"I'm choking to death, I'm sure, the gesture is correct!"

"Damn~~, it's been so many times, can't you remember?"

"Second aunt, isn't she forgetful!"

The two faced the code.

Then, I heard the second girl continue.

"This number?"

"Second Aunt, that's not a hit, it's too little!"

"Add a finger?"

"Plus..."

"Two fingers in, don't be too greedy!"

"Second Aunt, I think... the space is extremely flexible, and I can fit another one!"

"Just plug it in, no more!"

"make a deal!"

then.

Pop, pop, pop!

The second aunt turned on the light.

At this time, both hands were hidden in the sleeves of the second aunt.

The second aunt made a circle with her five fingers, holding Chu Yao's three fingers in her palm.

"A slap of five hundred, plus three fingers... Let me do the math..."

"A total of eight hundred! Idiot, how about this?"

"Seven hundred and five, I pay for the place, and there are electricity bills and so on."

"Second aunt, don't bring such a stingy... seven hundred and eight!"

"make a deal!"

Chu Yao and the second aunt...

I don't know what the two are doing!

I know, I understand directly.

This is the way to talk about business in old age.

There is a proper term: gold in the sleeve!
There is no mobile phone in the old age, and many people are illiterate, so they talk about the price directly, worrying that others will hear it, so they like to play this kind of dark under the lights.

A finger is 100 yuan, and a slap is five counts...

The second aunt is old-fashioned and serious.

Doing business with her is always a pocket money.

After negotiating the price, the second aunt asked to inspect the goods on the spot.

"Why is it so expensive, seven hundred and eighty... How much scrap iron do you have to sell?!"

"It's so light, I'm carrying it with me!"

After Chu Yao said that, the universe in the crotch was displayed at that time.

swoosh~~
A piece of colored toilet paper floated out, the yellowish kind.

"Second Aunt, the first hand is the money and the second hand is the goods, seven hundred and eighty, take the money!"

The second aunt blinked...

"Well, you little Bi bastard!"

"Do you really think my old lady accepts all the rags?"

"A piece of broken toilet paper... so fucking used..."

"You kid is poor and crazy, aren't you, the thief dares to ask for a price!"

Seeing the second aunt nagging, Chu Yao smiled and held up the shit-yellow toilet paper.

Little thumb pick~~
"Second aunt, do something for me!"

"What's the matter?"

"Put this piece of paper away. There are two young people outside, those two sitting by the window and chewing their tongues..."

"What do you want to do, let me tell you, don't screw up my mother's business!"

"how could be,

You don't have to do anything, just slap the paper on their faces, and then..."

"Then the second aunt was killed by others?"

"Noisy!"

Chu Yao immediately became serious: "Second Aunt, just follow my instructions!"

"At that time, you will be so...so..."

"Directly find two damages and ask for 100 million!"

"..."

"Understood?"

"I don't understand? Hold the grass...you are so stupid!"

"Second aunt, did you just give birth?"

"Oh, do you know if you've been pregnant for three years?"

"Forget it, Xiao Chu will go behind your ass, you do it, I will watch..."