Exhaling a puff of black smoke, Fudou began to perform.

What are you playing?

Body Organ Sonata!
Sound mixing, electronic sound, b-box, suona sound...

Let's start with the stomach...

Cuckoo, cluck, cluck...

Huh?
The pigeons raised by Lao Huang next door got into Fudou's intestines?

After the prelude, General Huo Tian felt like driving past a garbage mixer truck in his stomach!

squeak~~
pedal, pedal...

Click, this is the brake.

Suddenly~~
Hearing the sound, it should be that all the garbage has been dumped out.

Immediately after, the ass relay...

Woo~~, woo~~~
A tornado dare not blow like this.

Fudou couldn't sit still.

Sitting, easy to get angry.

Rub~~
No longer caring about pressing Chu Yao, Fu Dou stood up, his legs clamped tightly, with a strange expression on his face.

Such a happy...

Then, I twisted my body back and forth, slowly grinding towards the toilet...

Everyone is familiar with this posture.

The thief is familiar!
Who is not in a hurry?

Shit tops the butt, the stomach brother and intestines are overwhelmed, and if you move a little, you have to pull your pants...

Who doesn't know, who hasn't?
……

After Huo Dou let go, Chu Yao immediately felt relieved.

Standing up, Chu Yao stretched out his hand to hold Fu Dou with tears in his eyes.

"Brother~~"

"Why are you so good?"

"Great!"

"We must shake hands, I promise I won't think you dirty..."

"Brother, what is your posture?...(_?)"

"Could it be... a feces emergency?"

"Hold the grass, take a look at this whole thing, eat a chocolate bean, and get angry right away?"

"Closing or constipation?"

"Do you have any paper with you?"

"No paper? Didn't bring you to talk, my little brother has plenty in his crotch!"

"It's all used, shit yellow..."

……

Fudou was crying at that time.

Dazed but forced to hold back, did not dare to say a word, did not dare to fart.

Talk, fart, sneeze, just explode!

Meng Ji and other monsters all saw it.

Co-author, Huo Tianjiang is in a hurry to go to the toilet!
Hey, Chu, tell me about you...

You really don't have the eyesight, our boss can't hold back his eyesight, and you are still holding hands and chatting.

With whom are you so strong!
Fu Dou crossed his legs, grinding inch by inch towards the toilet.

In the end, he was caught by Chu Yao.

It is said that Huo Dou's strength is much stronger than that of Chu Yao, the key is that he dare not use his strength...

The whole body, any organ with a little force will directly lead to the collapse of feces.

Fu Dou's lips moved, his voice was almost silent.

"Please...please...please, Brother Chu, let me go, let me go, I will thank you very much!"

Yo?
Chu Yao was stunned on the spot.

Huh?
What are you doing?
What's the matter?
How many bottles of chocolate did you eat, did you stutter for Fudou?
It's a sin, I, Chu Yao, really committed a crime!

At the critical moment, Chu Yao has a good heart.

Chu Dashan is a good person...

Let go, let go, let go...

"Brother Huo, Mo Chou has no confidant in the future, and the toilet in the world must know you!"

"Five meters away is the toilet!"

"Go and come back~~"

"Wait for you!"

……

At this moment, the group of monsters all looked at each other in blank dismay.

No one knows what happened to Fudou.

Just now…?
→_→

What Shi Tian will eat is definitely chocolate!
In the first bottle, Chongming Bird tasted one and helped identify it.

The second bottle and the third bottle, Erha and Xiaotiangou, all ate some.

Must be chocolate...

Why can't I hold back?

Curiosity is curiosity, but no one dares to come forward.

People who are fighting professionally eat shit!
If he can't hold back his frenzy...

The stink breaks the sky is light!

I can't even imagine that scene.

That's why Chu Yao doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, and he's always talking about misfortune and misfortune!

Chu, don't say we didn't remind you, when the time comes, a thin piece of dung won't kill you!
All kinds of noises can be heard from Fu Dou's body.

My ears are smoking.

The nostrils are full of shit dragons.

The footprints on the ground...you can get drunk at a glance.

He was anxious, half a meter away from the toilet door.

It's only a few meters away, and it's so far away from a century...

Whoosh!
At the critical moment, Fu Dou showed his bravery and slammed his head against the toilet door.

It's just a hard break.

Mountains of swords and seas of fire have never been broken through like this!
then….
boom!
clap~~~
poof...

Huh?
Door…….?

My dear mother~~
The toilet door is locked?

Who was the last to go to the toilet?

Unexpectedly, lock, door! ! !

Why are you so civilized and polite?

At the critical moment, you locked the door for me?

`(+﹏+)'

Dou fell to the ground...

To be precise, in the process of falling to the ground, it was already dead.

The valve is really...

Live up to expectations!
The scene that everyone has been waiting for has finally arrived.

boom~~~
Crash, wipe?
Make a sound?
Tom, click, when~~~
The pants were all blown up.

Brother Fudou's butt tattoo...?
Not to mention tattoos, the soul is completely blown out.

It's all flying in the air!

Tattoos have all evolved into flesh and blood...

Half a minute later, the monsters disappeared collectively.

The small building collapsed on the spot, and the ground was full of ruins.

In the rubble, Fudou fell to the ground, covered in blood, and a few meters in front of him was the toilet.

The kind with a pump.

What a novelty, the buildings collapsed, but the toilets were kept intact.

Wrigley toilet, the quality has just dropped...

……

Congenital Poison Bullet, the latest type, enhanced version, top configuration...

A whole bottle!
All the power swarmed out from the Huo Dou Da Dao.

Erha, Roaring Dog, Golden Retriever...

All the monsters below the third level fell to the ground one after another, suffering from hemiplegia + stroke on the spot.

That is, Chong Mingniao, the messenger general Xiaoqing, and dream general Meng Ji, who were at the fifth level, were gone.

I don't know where to go to paradise after being smoked by a shit bomb.

Among the dusty bricks and tiles, Chu Yao stood upright with his head held high!

To be honest, my little brother is sad!

I don't know how smelly the shit is!
Anyway, it is absolutely useless at this time to lose your sense of taste.

……

A few minutes later, Liu Botong appeared at the crime scene.

Witnessing this, the top demon catching celestial master was silent for half an hour.

good boy!
Chu Yao, you are a good boy...

Thief!

This is the battle between the twelve heavenly generals of the demon world!
Level five peak combat power, even if Liu Botong is a top demon catching celestial master, he can't say that he has a good chance of winning when he encounters a disaster.

result…

Why did Chu Yao turn him into a dog?

The standard monster shape didn't even hide, just laying on the ground, it's just a pug!
After analyzing the case, Liu Botong guessed about it.

He smiled and said, "Xiao Chu is not bad!"

"As expected of me, Liu Botong's closed disciple!"

"Be worthy of being a teacher and cultivate carefully!"

"It seems that the old man's half-true biography has been obtained!"

"My disciples of the Liu Clan are strong, just come out with one, and the fifth-level monsters are not enough to see!"

"Hahahaha~~"

Hearing this, Chu Yao's eyes turned red.

"Master~~"

"Master Liu Botong, the old urchin!"

"Why are you so shameless? A thief is shameless!"

"You said I got your half-true biography?"

"Having a half-true inheritance can become a general of the demon world?"

"And, when did you teach me?"

"Today, I have to make it clear, master, what exactly is your semi-truth?"

yo!

Chu Yao, you kid has grown up!

Dare to question him as a teacher?
Liu Botong stroked his long beard, sneered, and spoke boldly.

"Speaking of thick-skinned...Xiao Chu, do you dare to say that you didn't learn from this old man?"

Ah this...?
Chu Yao swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.

He cupped his hands: "Master is indeed a master, what you said is true~~"

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