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Chapter 108 Robbing the Toilet
Three days after Wenwen the lion-tailed scorpion killed five high school students.
Yetong had a showdown with Chu Yao.
"Brother Yao, it's time to prepare for that."
"What's the matter?"
"Just go to the borderline with me..."
"Oh... let's do it!"
Chu Yao was originally very interested in going to the borderline, and had been looking forward to it for a long time.
After all, there is money to be made following Ye Tong, and I heard that the critical money is very easy to make.
However, this time and that time.
Now Chu Yao is on fire all over the Internet, lying flat every day and making a lot of money.
Regardless of other things, let’s just say that Mr. Sanzang accepted seven huge advertising endorsements for him...
All Chu Yao had to do was hold up the product and pose for pictures.
such as.
"Click..."
"Gudong~~"
Chu Yao cracked open a peanut and muttered something.
"Peanut second-hand car direct sales network, not allowing dealers to make a difference!"
"Peanuts are sold directly, the car owner sells more, and the buyer spends less!"
That's it, 500 million is here.
Another example.
Chu Yao sat down, closed his eyes and meditated.
Then, the body trembled~~
porphyr, er, er~~~
There was a stinky fart.
Voice-over: One stinks for thousands of years, Wang Boss stinky tofu, the special flavor is only for the special you...
500 million again.
……
After two days, Chu Yao's net worth exceeded [-] million.
Can't help feeling: Earning him [-] million is really a pleasing little goal!
However, in the end Chu Yao was persuaded by Yetong.
Yetong is very smart, and the thief will focus on the key points when he is reasonable.
One catch and one accurate, absolutely steady and ruthless.
"Brother Yao, more money and less money are just numbers."
"You only live once."
"Your physical condition...we both know it in our hearts."
"There is no hope of healing if you stay in the human world."
"Come with me, we will leave at dawn!"
"Brother Yao will have a chance to regain his life only when he reaches the critical point."
That's right!
Reason!
Chu Yao immediately agreed.
In this world, who doesn't want to live a few more years?
They are not married yet.
Who wants to die if he doesn't become a pure man once?
After becoming a pure man once, who wouldn't want to be him for decades?
Chu Yao knew that the [Holy Shit Button] would not dare to use the three life-saving chances casually.
The point is, who knows whether the physiological indicators will return to normal after being alive?
If it's still the same...
Short oil~~
So miserable!
My little brother's pain, smell, and hearing are all replaced by deafness, and his vocal cords are all replaced...
As for the only overlong indicator...
Alas, maybe when you wake up, the seconds will become negative.
Heartbroken just thinking about it.
In the final analysis, it must be completely cured before it can be relieved.
……
"Sister Tong, you decide when to leave."
"Brother Yao will fully cooperate!"
"Chu will do what he says, and he will never be half-hearted."
"Let's go, let's go, the stars in the sky will join the Big Dipper..."
"However, you must bring enough food."
"Half starved to death, will be laughed at by others..."
With Chu Yao's consent, Yetong left immediately.
"Brother Yao, I won't be with you these few days."
"Nighteye needs to make some preparations."
"Let Miaomiao be responsible for peeling grapes and apples."
"If she's too busy, Manman, Qinqin, Xinxin, Panpan..."
"All can be seconded."
"Presumably Sao Hu, Pi Ni, Can Ran, Er Huo and others have no objection."
"Brother Yao, take care, wait for my call."
Yetong left, Lin Miaomiao, Professor Wang, Aunt Hei and others, who were half dead, went home to rest.
Chu Yao cheered up and continued to patrol the streets.
Dare to kill innocent people indiscriminately under the eyes of God Chu!
Small!
The new monster, do you really think that the Lord of the Land is not the Lord, and the God of Chu is not a god?
Must avenge the high school junior.
……
It has to be said that Chu Yao's luck is good.
When you come to the pedestrian street in the S city center, you can directly deal with the matter.
Coincidentally encountered a monster robbery?
How dare you commit murder and robbery in broad daylight!
After finding out what was going on, Chu Yao couldn't do it at that time.
hello~~
What about you!
It's you, monster beast, you little Bi bastard!
Tell me about you, what's wrong with grabbing something, why don't you specialize in toilets?
Playing as a sewer unclogging repairman?
The toilet smashed seventeen houses in a row!
You took all the clogged feces away...
The sewers of the entire residential building have been cleared.
Chu Yao was furious.
Squeeze away from the crowd and take a closer look...
Hey yo!
Isn't this the golden retriever brother!
What a coincidence, we meet again.
Finally, I have a deep understanding of the meaning that dogs can't change eating shit.
No wonder the target of the robbery is Shibaba.
After just one glance, Chu Yao immediately stepped back thirty steps while covering his nose.
The Golden Retriever...stinks!
Great stink!
Smells unpleasant.
Moreover, they were all beaten into mangy dogs, and they were still holding a huge dung bucket, reluctant to let go.
I have to say that Golden Retriever has a good temper and a strong will!
then…
Chu Yao couldn't stand it.
Headed by Uncle Wang, Grandma Zhang, Grandma Liu, Aunt Zhao, Aunt Qian Liu...
He punched and kicked the golden retriever, and smashed the sky with his hands.
The golden retriever was beaten until he couldn't look like a dog.
clap~~
Uncle Wang slapped one left and one right, and his golden-haired eyes stared like gold stars.
"Mao, tell me about you, let me tell you about you?"
"It's okay to steal poop, your uncle welcomes you with your hands up."
"But you smashed my toilet, that's your fault..."
Grandma Liu stretched out a three-inch golden lotus and stepped on Jin Mao's face.
That's not counting, just grind down hard...
Grandma Liu is wearing spikes!
In the morning, I practiced the [-]-meter sprint. I didn't have time to go back and change my equipment, so I followed everyone to catch the thief.
After stepping on it a few times, the Golden Retriever's face was completely pierced.
"Amao, grandma shouldn't have such dark feet."
"Do you know why I stepped on you?"
"Because..."
"I can't argue with you, I hate you for being so stupid!"
"Is it still hot to eat shit?"
"Find two toilets at random, and run away as soon as you are full. This is great wisdom."
"But what about you?"
"Scooping manure into buckets from the sewer!"
"While scooping, I muttered: the amount of three steamed buns, the amount of six steamed buns..."
"You don't know how to count?"
"Grandma figured it out for you a long time ago. There are at least 97 Shijiamos in such a full bucket!"
……
In one class time, the golden retriever was repaired into a Persian cat.
The thief is docile, with a look of grievance.
That pitiful look, even Chu Yao couldn't stand it anymore.
I heard the golden retriever wailing: "You..."
"You are so inhumane!"
"If it weren't for people being forced to eat shit every day, they would get food poisoning..."
"I, a second-level monster, will be afraid of humans?"
"Wow, wow~~"
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~"
"Uncle, grandma, grandma, third aunt, sixth aunt..."
"Let's discuss something..."
"Leave a way for the golden retriever's valve to survive?"
"You beat me, you are relieved."
"But what about me? If the air valve is disabled by you, I won't be able to get out of my stomach..."
"The mountain flowers are all in bloom."
……
In the end, it was Chu Yao who was kind enough to save the golden retriever's life.
It has to be said that Chu Tianshi has a lot of face.
After parting the crowd, Chu Yao came to Jin Mao.
He looked up and saw Ding Ding Mama, and hurriedly greeted him.
"Ding Ding Ma Ma."
"Is Ding Ding okay?"
"Physical indicators. Are you still alive?"
"Hanli Plastic Surgery Hospital, is the operation successful?"
"I heard that Ding Ding has changed into a cosplay for an internship?"
When greeting, Chu Yao secretly sighed.
He knew that a few days ago, Baidu Boy disguised himself as Xiao Dingding, and was tortured by Chu Yao with a mountain axe.
Then, the people in the hospital didn't understand and took Xiao Ding Ding away directly.
It's all over...
Chu Yao really felt ashamed of Ding Ding's family.
Seeing Chu Yao beckoning and inquiring, Ding Ding Mama couldn't do it at that time.
With tears in his eyes, he choked up his speech.
"Tianshi cares about the physical health of our family Ding Ding, woo woo woo ~~"
"People were so moved."
"Thanks to Master Chu Tian for sponsoring the surgery fee!"
"My Ding Ding's mouth is full of cavities and all of his teeth have been replaced with porcelain ones."
"The way he looks now, he's so handsome!"
Ah? ? ?
Ah this...
Chu Yao had a black line on his forehead.
Hello Hanley Hospital...
Are all doctors blind?
Grafting a penis against tooth decay?
Enough!
The heart is too dark... No wonder dentists are paid so much now.
However, Chu Yao felt relieved when he heard that the real little Ding Ding was fine.
A pennant must be sent to Hanli Hospital tomorrow.
There are two lines of feces yellow characters in the letter:
Hanli Hospital, a good hospital for the common people!
No matter what the disease is, all transfer to tooth extraction!
After greeting everyone, Chu Yao turned his gaze to the dying golden retriever.
Demon dog!
Little demon dog...
Come here, God Chu has something to ask you!
Yetong had a showdown with Chu Yao.
"Brother Yao, it's time to prepare for that."
"What's the matter?"
"Just go to the borderline with me..."
"Oh... let's do it!"
Chu Yao was originally very interested in going to the borderline, and had been looking forward to it for a long time.
After all, there is money to be made following Ye Tong, and I heard that the critical money is very easy to make.
However, this time and that time.
Now Chu Yao is on fire all over the Internet, lying flat every day and making a lot of money.
Regardless of other things, let’s just say that Mr. Sanzang accepted seven huge advertising endorsements for him...
All Chu Yao had to do was hold up the product and pose for pictures.
such as.
"Click..."
"Gudong~~"
Chu Yao cracked open a peanut and muttered something.
"Peanut second-hand car direct sales network, not allowing dealers to make a difference!"
"Peanuts are sold directly, the car owner sells more, and the buyer spends less!"
That's it, 500 million is here.
Another example.
Chu Yao sat down, closed his eyes and meditated.
Then, the body trembled~~
porphyr, er, er~~~
There was a stinky fart.
Voice-over: One stinks for thousands of years, Wang Boss stinky tofu, the special flavor is only for the special you...
500 million again.
……
After two days, Chu Yao's net worth exceeded [-] million.
Can't help feeling: Earning him [-] million is really a pleasing little goal!
However, in the end Chu Yao was persuaded by Yetong.
Yetong is very smart, and the thief will focus on the key points when he is reasonable.
One catch and one accurate, absolutely steady and ruthless.
"Brother Yao, more money and less money are just numbers."
"You only live once."
"Your physical condition...we both know it in our hearts."
"There is no hope of healing if you stay in the human world."
"Come with me, we will leave at dawn!"
"Brother Yao will have a chance to regain his life only when he reaches the critical point."
That's right!
Reason!
Chu Yao immediately agreed.
In this world, who doesn't want to live a few more years?
They are not married yet.
Who wants to die if he doesn't become a pure man once?
After becoming a pure man once, who wouldn't want to be him for decades?
Chu Yao knew that the [Holy Shit Button] would not dare to use the three life-saving chances casually.
The point is, who knows whether the physiological indicators will return to normal after being alive?
If it's still the same...
Short oil~~
So miserable!
My little brother's pain, smell, and hearing are all replaced by deafness, and his vocal cords are all replaced...
As for the only overlong indicator...
Alas, maybe when you wake up, the seconds will become negative.
Heartbroken just thinking about it.
In the final analysis, it must be completely cured before it can be relieved.
……
"Sister Tong, you decide when to leave."
"Brother Yao will fully cooperate!"
"Chu will do what he says, and he will never be half-hearted."
"Let's go, let's go, the stars in the sky will join the Big Dipper..."
"However, you must bring enough food."
"Half starved to death, will be laughed at by others..."
With Chu Yao's consent, Yetong left immediately.
"Brother Yao, I won't be with you these few days."
"Nighteye needs to make some preparations."
"Let Miaomiao be responsible for peeling grapes and apples."
"If she's too busy, Manman, Qinqin, Xinxin, Panpan..."
"All can be seconded."
"Presumably Sao Hu, Pi Ni, Can Ran, Er Huo and others have no objection."
"Brother Yao, take care, wait for my call."
Yetong left, Lin Miaomiao, Professor Wang, Aunt Hei and others, who were half dead, went home to rest.
Chu Yao cheered up and continued to patrol the streets.
Dare to kill innocent people indiscriminately under the eyes of God Chu!
Small!
The new monster, do you really think that the Lord of the Land is not the Lord, and the God of Chu is not a god?
Must avenge the high school junior.
……
It has to be said that Chu Yao's luck is good.
When you come to the pedestrian street in the S city center, you can directly deal with the matter.
Coincidentally encountered a monster robbery?
How dare you commit murder and robbery in broad daylight!
After finding out what was going on, Chu Yao couldn't do it at that time.
hello~~
What about you!
It's you, monster beast, you little Bi bastard!
Tell me about you, what's wrong with grabbing something, why don't you specialize in toilets?
Playing as a sewer unclogging repairman?
The toilet smashed seventeen houses in a row!
You took all the clogged feces away...
The sewers of the entire residential building have been cleared.
Chu Yao was furious.
Squeeze away from the crowd and take a closer look...
Hey yo!
Isn't this the golden retriever brother!
What a coincidence, we meet again.
Finally, I have a deep understanding of the meaning that dogs can't change eating shit.
No wonder the target of the robbery is Shibaba.
After just one glance, Chu Yao immediately stepped back thirty steps while covering his nose.
The Golden Retriever...stinks!
Great stink!
Smells unpleasant.
Moreover, they were all beaten into mangy dogs, and they were still holding a huge dung bucket, reluctant to let go.
I have to say that Golden Retriever has a good temper and a strong will!
then…
Chu Yao couldn't stand it.
Headed by Uncle Wang, Grandma Zhang, Grandma Liu, Aunt Zhao, Aunt Qian Liu...
He punched and kicked the golden retriever, and smashed the sky with his hands.
The golden retriever was beaten until he couldn't look like a dog.
clap~~
Uncle Wang slapped one left and one right, and his golden-haired eyes stared like gold stars.
"Mao, tell me about you, let me tell you about you?"
"It's okay to steal poop, your uncle welcomes you with your hands up."
"But you smashed my toilet, that's your fault..."
Grandma Liu stretched out a three-inch golden lotus and stepped on Jin Mao's face.
That's not counting, just grind down hard...
Grandma Liu is wearing spikes!
In the morning, I practiced the [-]-meter sprint. I didn't have time to go back and change my equipment, so I followed everyone to catch the thief.
After stepping on it a few times, the Golden Retriever's face was completely pierced.
"Amao, grandma shouldn't have such dark feet."
"Do you know why I stepped on you?"
"Because..."
"I can't argue with you, I hate you for being so stupid!"
"Is it still hot to eat shit?"
"Find two toilets at random, and run away as soon as you are full. This is great wisdom."
"But what about you?"
"Scooping manure into buckets from the sewer!"
"While scooping, I muttered: the amount of three steamed buns, the amount of six steamed buns..."
"You don't know how to count?"
"Grandma figured it out for you a long time ago. There are at least 97 Shijiamos in such a full bucket!"
……
In one class time, the golden retriever was repaired into a Persian cat.
The thief is docile, with a look of grievance.
That pitiful look, even Chu Yao couldn't stand it anymore.
I heard the golden retriever wailing: "You..."
"You are so inhumane!"
"If it weren't for people being forced to eat shit every day, they would get food poisoning..."
"I, a second-level monster, will be afraid of humans?"
"Wow, wow~~"
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~"
"Uncle, grandma, grandma, third aunt, sixth aunt..."
"Let's discuss something..."
"Leave a way for the golden retriever's valve to survive?"
"You beat me, you are relieved."
"But what about me? If the air valve is disabled by you, I won't be able to get out of my stomach..."
"The mountain flowers are all in bloom."
……
In the end, it was Chu Yao who was kind enough to save the golden retriever's life.
It has to be said that Chu Tianshi has a lot of face.
After parting the crowd, Chu Yao came to Jin Mao.
He looked up and saw Ding Ding Mama, and hurriedly greeted him.
"Ding Ding Ma Ma."
"Is Ding Ding okay?"
"Physical indicators. Are you still alive?"
"Hanli Plastic Surgery Hospital, is the operation successful?"
"I heard that Ding Ding has changed into a cosplay for an internship?"
When greeting, Chu Yao secretly sighed.
He knew that a few days ago, Baidu Boy disguised himself as Xiao Dingding, and was tortured by Chu Yao with a mountain axe.
Then, the people in the hospital didn't understand and took Xiao Ding Ding away directly.
It's all over...
Chu Yao really felt ashamed of Ding Ding's family.
Seeing Chu Yao beckoning and inquiring, Ding Ding Mama couldn't do it at that time.
With tears in his eyes, he choked up his speech.
"Tianshi cares about the physical health of our family Ding Ding, woo woo woo ~~"
"People were so moved."
"Thanks to Master Chu Tian for sponsoring the surgery fee!"
"My Ding Ding's mouth is full of cavities and all of his teeth have been replaced with porcelain ones."
"The way he looks now, he's so handsome!"
Ah? ? ?
Ah this...
Chu Yao had a black line on his forehead.
Hello Hanley Hospital...
Are all doctors blind?
Grafting a penis against tooth decay?
Enough!
The heart is too dark... No wonder dentists are paid so much now.
However, Chu Yao felt relieved when he heard that the real little Ding Ding was fine.
A pennant must be sent to Hanli Hospital tomorrow.
There are two lines of feces yellow characters in the letter:
Hanli Hospital, a good hospital for the common people!
No matter what the disease is, all transfer to tooth extraction!
After greeting everyone, Chu Yao turned his gaze to the dying golden retriever.
Demon dog!
Little demon dog...
Come here, God Chu has something to ask you!
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