The system can kill Chu Yao?
Can?

That is Yaoyao's exclusive little kiss!
It seems that the relative who has cultivated miraculous skills in Huashan...

As soon as Chu Yao made a fuss, he immediately cashed in three lucky draw opportunities.

At the same time, 1000 million crit points will be deducted.

There are more than 300 left in the system prize pool crit point record.

That's great!

Anyway, I gave Yaoyao some leftovers, and I didn't exploit them to the point where the hairs and claws were clean...

At this time, Lin Miaomiao and Yetong hadn't finished washing yet.

The two girls were in a good mood, very happy.

Sing out loud in the bathroom!

The bath water is also happy, didn't you hear the non-stop laughing.

Lin Miaomiao's voice came out.

"You are my chrysanthemum, you are my brother...

You are my love, my concern~~
You are my chrysanthemum, you are my brother...

You are my lover, forever, Yeju.hua~~"

Okay!

Hearing that, Chu Yao loosened his breath.

Chrysanthemums are not wild, even old cows dare to eat them.

The chrysanthemum is brought to the wild, and the hooligans can't stop it!
So cool!

Then came Yetong's singing.

Compared with Lin Miaomiao's professional voice, Yetong's singing voice was less restrained and more simple.

She sang nursery rhymes from the capital.

"Little thief, sit at the gate.

Crying and calling for a daughter-in-law~~
Why do you want a wife?
Light the lamp, talk, blow the lamp, keep company...

Get up in the morning and do your braid~~”

Moved Chu Yao...

It will not work then!

Listen, listen to what Tongmei sings!
I, Chu Yao, am clearly the little boy (thief) in a nursery rhyme!

how well sung...

Huh?
wrong!

Light the lights and talk.

Blow out the lights, be a companion...

and then?
How do you keep company?

The ellipsis is not sung?
Five thousand nine hundred words are omitted here?
The code words are enough for two chapters...

Sister Tong, Yetong!
Deleting so many at once, it’s so ruthless~~
……

Being aggrieved, the system draw is ready.

This time it's not Russian roulette.

It turned out to be poker blackjack.

How to draw a lottery at 21 o'clock?

This is not gambling!

People don't gamble.

Regardless of the cost...

Say no to pornography, gambling and drugs!
Reject pornography, reject drugs, reject pornography, gambling and drugs~~
Chu Yao's tiger eyes widened...

Then, a cold electronic sound sounded.

"Host, please prepare for the lucky draw..."

"The system supermarket opens thirteen secret room doors, and the number of doors will be opened when the time is drawn!"

"At the same time, get the corresponding rewards in the door."

"A friendly reminder to the host to pay attention~~"

"Thirteen rewards, seven are attack skills, and six are for life-saving..."

"The host's hands are strong, and he can draw a life-saving stunt!"

That's it!

That's right, it's fine if you don't gamble.

Chu Yao's heart ached!

The lottery draw, half of the chance is related to life-saving, three times, what is the probability...?
Forget it, too lazy to calculate, too simple and boring...

Anyway, it's really high.

I don't believe you can't get it once!
"Ask for cards!"

With a whoosh, Chu Yao's mind quickly spun a shit-yellow poker.

The golden light fell down, Chu Yao took a closer look...

A!

a little.

Good omen, this is called going up the West Building alone!

"The host draws a point, now open the No. [-] door..."

swoosh~~
Floating out a bowl of…

Chu Yao rubbed his eyes hard.

That's right, it's a bowl!
A bowl of what?
Why do skills still talk about bowls?

Could it be Tianjin Wei Lao Tofu, three yuan and one bowl~~
Chu Yao secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Congratulations to the host, congratulations to the host, you won a bowl of holy fat sea!"

holding grass~~
Fat sea?
What is it for?

A line of purple-gold explanatory text flashed through my mind.

It can be used for lung heat hoarseness, dry cough without phlegm, dry throat pain, heat knot constipation, headache and conjunctival congestion...

Chu Yao praised.

What a compliment!

Sure enough, it is the right medicine!
It seems that the system knows that the host's little brother has torn vocal cords, has a sore throat, and is also constipated...

It's doing both.

Hey...system, how shameless!

The first lottery chance is so useless?

Fortunately, Chu Yao noticed that the remarks only mentioned the role of ordinary fat sea.

As for the holy class...

The effect is all in the small print on the next line.

"Drink the holy fat sea, and all poisons will not invade!"

Ah this...

So cool, so cool!

Chu Yao didn't hesitate, and with a thought, a bowl of holy fat sea food fell into his stomach!

Immediately, it was obvious.

The effect is so good that my stomach doesn't hurt immediately.

Layers of black water emerged from Chu Yao's body.

Like sweating, the shirt was directly stained with ink in three seconds.

Chu Yao's mouth twitched...

The super new type of innate gas bomb is really of good quality!

If this is all digested in my stomach...

Miaomiao, Lin Miaomiao~~
Yaoyao is calling you!
Do you know what it means to be widowed before marriage?

You almost got it all!

……

and then?
Chu Yao suddenly felt hungry!

Kind of starved to death.

How could this be?
Last night, I ate a lot of expired beef tendon.

Chu Yao was the only one in the class who didn't pull!

Why are you still hungry?
Huh?
Remarks after the small print...

And the next page?
As soon as I thought about it, I turned it over, and Chu Yao couldn't do it at that time.

Side Effect 1:

I am so hungry that I can eat ten cows in one meal!

Finally, whether it is exhausted, the system does not know...

Side Effect 2:

Occasionally stutters when speaking, which is difficult to control.

Dying ten cows is not new.

When does it happen?
The system does not know...

Side Effect 3:

The eyelids are often out of control.

It is the sudden blink, wink, wink, the kind of blink!

The onset time is indefinite and the cycle is random.

Chu Yao nodded.

I didn't feel any emotion.

The so-called medicine is three-point poisonous, and the holy-level fat sea is considered a holy medicine, and it is unreasonable to have no side effects.

Can understand.

acceptable.

For Chu Yao, living an extra day is all about earning money.

As for hunger, stuttering, winking...

It's nothing to worry about.

Who doesn't know what to do!
It's about strengthening the features.

……

Afterwards, Chu Yao continued to draw prizes.

swoosh~~
Shit yellow shines brightly, and the second playing card falls.

A? ? ? ?
System are you sure?
Or A?

Is it all aces in full-pay poker?
"Host, don't worry!"

"It was the Ace of Spades just now, and now it is the Ace of Hearts!"

"There are also square A and club A that did not appear."

"Now open the door of Chamber No. [-] again!"

ok~~
Who called poker your home?
Chu Yao was depressed.

A sound of relief came from the system.

"Host, you should be lucky!"

"A lottery is a lottery, but there are rules!"

"If there is a burst point in the three lottery draws, all rewards will be withdrawn!"

"And 1000 million crit points will not be refunded!"

"It's very good now. It's one point twice. Even if I get old K the last time, I can't exceed 21 points."

Are you still playing like this?

hum~~
huh huh huh huh!

Little dear, you really need to continue to practice.

It's too weak, and it's tricky to draw a prize.

Fortunately, I have a strong hand...

For the second time, the door of Chamber No. [-] opened.

Chu Yao widened his eyes and stared straight at...

You won't have another bowl of fat sea, will you?
If it's the same, it's too tight.

swoosh~~
Shit yellow light flickers.

Huh?
This is…

button?

Shit yellow button?
What is it for?

Reminder?
Chu Yao was puzzled.

It's gone, why is there a button floating out?

Where to put it?

Before Chu Yao could ask any questions, Xiaoqin's system automatically gave an explanation.

"Big host, great news!"

"I really didn't expect that the host's hand could be so strong?"

"Didn't clean up your papa yesterday after taking it off?"

"Wrong, it should be rubbed with fingers..."

"Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to draw this one!"

"【Holy Shit Button】!"

"The system is a god~~"

"This is a super skill that hasn't been released for thousands of years!"

"Once the holy shit button is pressed..."

The system suddenly stopped.

Chu Yao winked and blinked desperately.

Stuttered for breath.

I'm so hungry!

The cecum is in a hurry, I'm hungry...

The little heart jumps to the nostrils, just waiting to hear what the effect of pressing the holy shit button...

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