There is a cultivation system at the beginning

Ding! "It seems that you haven't figured out the situation yet, so I will seal your memory in the fairy world to see if you are still a dick, dare to play tricks with my immortal cultivation system, and if I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know what is awesome .”

"Hey! What are you doing? Don't mess around." At this moment, Zeng Shaoge discovered that the memories of the fairy world, as well as all the cultivation experience, were disappearing little by little, and finally went blank, leaving only the secular world. memory.

Zeng Shaoge felt that something was missing in his mind, but he couldn't remember anything, so he rubbed his head with a dazed look on his face.

Ding! "System Rebinding"

Ding! "The binding is successful, congratulations to the host, and you have obtained the Immortal Cultivation System."

"What? System? Could it be the legendary golden finger in online novels?" Zeng Shaoge read online novels a lot when he was in school.

He only has the memory of the secular world now, and the memory of the fairy world has been sealed by the system.

Ding! "You can understand it that way."

"Then can you give me beauties and money?" Zeng Shaoge's eyes lit up, and he shouted excitedly: "I'm not greedy, just give me ten or eight beauties, and just give me a billion or so."

"Dream you, Erpu. You have to rely on yourself for what you want. If you want to get something for nothing, how can there be such a good thing in the world?" The system cursed in a humanized voice.

Zeng Shaoge immediately exploded, and said angrily: "Then tell me, what's the use of you? This can't be done, what kind of shit goldfinger are you?"

Others have a system, either they are rich or they have beautiful women. This system has nothing, and they are so stupid.

Ding! "I can make you invincible in the world, and I can make you pretend and fly."

Zeng Shaoge hurriedly sat cross-legged, and said excitedly, "Come on! Give me enlightenment and make me invincible in the world. By the way, should I sit or lie down?"

The posture of this empowerment has to be clarified.

Ding! "Are you dreaming again? I'm just an auxiliary system, not a martial arts master. I'm so enlightened. You have to accomplish this goal by yourself."

"This doesn't work, and that doesn't work, what's the use of you?" Zeng Shaoge couldn't complain. This system is a bit shameless. You say what you say, but you can't do it. Why are you bragging.

Ding! "The host uses the system for the first time, and a lottery is presented as a gift. Is the host a lottery?"

Zeng Shaoge hurriedly said: "Draw, of course we have to draw, and see if we can win the 500 million grand prize."

At this time, a virtual screen appeared in front of Zeng Shaoge, and the host's personal information first appeared on the screen.

host information
Name: Zeng Shaoge (Zheng Shaoge)

Sex: Male
Age: 19
Height: 175 (cm)
Skill level: 0
Occupation: Student

IQ: 80
Constitution: Weak
Skills: none
Magic weapon: none
Spouse: None
"What's the matter with my name? Please explain to me, don't give me random names." Zeng Shaoge glanced at his personal information and found that there are two names, so it's better to figure it out first.

Ding! "The heavenly secret must not be leaked."

Zeng Shaoge's face was full of black lines. If you said this, you didn't say it. Forget it, I don't bother to ask you. If I ask myself again, I must go crazy. Let's draw a lottery.

Immediately, a large turntable appeared on the virtual screen. The names of the items were listed on the turntable, and there was a pointer in the middle, always pointing to twelve o'clock.

The items listed are densely packed, including pills, magic weapons, exercises, talismans, sports cars, money... all kinds of items make people greedy.

Zeng Shaoge issued a lottery drawing command: "Start." The roulette wheel started to spin quickly.

Zeng Shaoge's eyes were fixed on the turntable. Pangu's Sky Ax passed, Kunpeng spread his wings, Shennong Pharmacopoeia passed, 100 million Chinese coins passed, and the Eye of Time and Space...

Zeng Shaoge prayed in his heart: a sports car is fine, or...

Ding! "Congratulations to the host for getting a teleportation umbrella."

"What? Aunt Sun's umbrella? I'm returning the parent's umbrella, can I exchange it for something else?" Zeng Shaoge couldn't help asking with a speechless expression on his face.

This system is too bad, it might as well give me ten dollars.

"Sorry, I can't change it. You bastard, can't you understand human language? It's a teleportation umbrella. Let's see the function of this teleportation umbrella first." The system's humanized voice sounded.

"Are you a human? Are you a system?"

After hearing this, Zeng Shaoge couldn't help but slander: "Whatever the umbrella, what function can a broken umbrella have?" He clicked on the function introduction of the teleportation umbrella with doubts.

Ding!Function introduction: The teleportation umbrella can take the host and teleport to any place you want to go, no matter how far away, you can reach it instantly.

There is a switch button on the umbrella handle. The host thinks about the direction to go, press the switch button, and the destination can be reached in an instant.

After reading the function introduction of the teleportation umbrella, Zeng Shaoge was so excited that his head almost cramped. He immediately took out the teleportation umbrella in the system space and looked at it in his hand.

I saw that it was a blue umbrella, no different from ordinary folding umbrellas, and the style was also very ordinary. Judging from the appearance, it was an ordinary folding umbrella.

Zeng Shaoge stretched the umbrella, opened it, and found that there was indeed a small blue button on the umbrella handle, which was similar to the button of an automatic umbrella.

Zeng Shaoge wondered: "Can this really teleport?" He planned to try it, thinking about the location of the kitchen at home, pressed the switch button, 1 minute... 2 minutes... 5 minutes passed, and Zeng Shaoge was still in place didn't move.

"Hey! Bird system, didn't you say that you can teleport? How come you can't go to the kitchen less than five meters away, and you brag that you can go anywhere. You are not giving me pirated goods, are you?"

Zeng Shaoge couldn't help wanting to scold someone. He suspected that the system had cheated him and gave him a parallel import.

Ding! "There is no free lunch in the world. Do you have to pay for the car? So you have to pay for the umbrella, understand?" the system explained.

Now I have a saying that my mother sells criticism, I don't know if I should say it or not?
Zeng Shaoge was almost pissed off, he had to give "money" to use the magic weapon he got, and almost collapsed.

"Then how do you get the awesome value?" Zeng Shaoge asked feebly.

I don't have any awesome points, so I still think about how to get awesome points.

Ding! "Amazing points can be obtained by accepting tasks, and completing tasks can get corresponding awesome points. For example, the task of picking up girls can get points for picking up girls, the task of pretending to be attractive can get points for acting, and the task of saving people can get good points... Various tasks."

Zeng Shaoge was dumbfounded, and asked in confusion: "Why are there so many values? Isn't it said that the value is awesome?"

Ding! "These values ​​can be converted into awesome values, and only awesome values ​​can be used to purchase items. All values ​​​​can be converted into awesome values, and the ratio is 100:1."

“比如：100泡妞值＝1点牛逼值，100装逼值＝1点牛逼值…其他的数值也是一样的换算比例，1000装逼值＝10点牛逼值，以此类推。”

Zeng Shaoge rolled his eyes wildly when he heard this, and couldn't help complaining, "Why is it so expensive?"

It’s hard to pretend to be awesome, but in the end, it’s not much worth changing to awesome, isn’t this too bad?