God level counter attack system
Chapter 522
Peng Ye was a little dazed from drinking, and when he talked to this person in front of him, he unconsciously remembered Zhang Jing, whom he hadn't met for a long time.
The shadow of the lamp was so faint that he couldn't see his face clearly. Peng Ye only felt a strange throbbing in his heart.As the alcohol continued to exert its effect, this throbbing gradually turned into a strange image.
The person in front of him was crooked, as if he was taking off his clothes!
Fuck!It's time for Lao Tzu to come!
"Quiet!?" Peng Ye yelled angrily.
Hearing this, the man in front of him felt goosebumps all over his body. He shivered, hugged his body tightly with his hands, and said, "You are!? You have found the wrong person!"
Peng Ye's consciousness was blurring at this time, and for some unknown reason, all the things he saw turned into a naked Zhang Jing.
And the man in front of him is called Iron Hammer.A well-known alcoholic in the neighborhood.As long as this person doesn't drink for a day, he feels so uncomfortable that he wants to hang himself.But because he was born poor, he couldn't afford alcohol.So, I tried every means to find a drink.As the saying goes, no matter what, as long as you think about it for a long time, there will always be a way.
Under the watchful eye of the people nearby, Tie Hammer unexpectedly came out to fetch the wine with a towel.On rainy days, he dries the towels, and in summer, he puts the towels outside to expose them to the sun.In this way, the towel will become very dry when you take it in your hand.
Taking the towel that he had dried himself, Tie Hammer ran to the surrounding downtown regardless of day and night.When he arrived at the door of the shop with wine, Tie Hammer wiped the wine spilled by others on the table with a towel and drank it.But it didn't take long, and everyone here discovered the disgusting act of the hammer.Therefore, when you see the hammer, let's blast the hammer outside together.The hammer was shameless because of the wine, and while others were banging, he lay on the ground and kept wiping with a towel.In this way, the towel that came dry like paper turned into a wet, heavy towel when it left.
As soon as he got home, Hammer took the wet towel in his hand, put it on his mouth and sucked it non-stop.Sucking and sucking, it looks like a person who has no water to drink in the desert.
After coming down several times, Iron Hammer found that he could not only drink wine, but also taste different drinks in the downtown area.
Some drinks have a natural taste of cumin, while others have a little bit of vinegar taste.This kind of drink, even if he was beaten to death, he would never be able to drink it in his life.
But human desires are infinite.This kind of wine mixed with strange seasonings gradually became dull and tasteless afterward.As the iron hammer sucked again and again, he suddenly understood one thing, that is, he must not drink the wine that he had stained with the towel.If you drink it, this kind of wine mixed with strange things will sooner or later become tasteless in your mouth, and sooner or later it will become as bad as urine overnight.
Thinking of this, Hammer Wine felt a headache.Because, if this continues, I will not be able to drink alcohol after all.If you can't drink alcohol, you will be finished.
There is no other way, Hammer can only upgrade his wine stealing skills.To what extent did he upgrade, he readjusted his dry towel, and put his own towel in someone else's wine barrel.
In the downtown area, many people pour all the wine they bought into a large vat in order to make the wine in their store different from other stores.Then put a lot of weird herbs in it.In this way, the taste of each wine is different.Therefore, the same wine, but in the blending of the store, slowly turned into something weird!
Tie Hammer saw that Peng Ye was saying something inexplicable, and felt that this person seemed to be insane.But if you think about it carefully, isn't this person the one who drank just now?
So, Iron Hammer turned around and took a bowl of cold water, and splashed it on Peng Ye's face with a splash.
Shocked by the cold water, Peng Ye sobered up quite a bit in an instant. Seeing the strange man in front of him, he slowly asked, "Brother, your drinking is too cheap!"
Peng Ye is also a drinker.But he only likes to drink good wine, ordinary wine, or the kind of wine that is not very good, and he will faint instantly after tasting a little wine.
Tie Hammer is an old fritter, seeing Peng Ye say this, how could he not know that Peng Ye was talking about his own behavior of stealing wine.
But I felt that there was nothing wrong with me. Tie Hammer stretched his waist and said, "Dude, what are you talking about?! If I don't drink, damn it, I will appoint a fart at night. Really, so I Drinking all night. But you saw it too!"
After the hammer finished speaking, he turned back, pointed to the belongings behind him, and said, "Look, my family is only half a pot poor. What should I buy wine with? Brother, I also have a hard time saying it. I drink It's just to keep alive, there is no other meaning!"
Anyone who is addicted to alcohol is always very forthright.The hammer in front of me is also good.Peng Ye suddenly thought that if he helped Li Ming solve the case, then Wu Gang would definitely try to find him. Therefore, if this person in front of him could win him over, he would definitely be able to help him in the future!
Peng Ye said, "Tsk tsk, you and I are both men, and we are men, so when you drink, you should be aboveboard. So, you follow me for the next few days, and I will keep you drunk! How about it!?"
When the hammer heard it, his eyes lit up.Don't drink too much, this is not bragging!Drinking with my hammer is like drinking water. Damn it, if this person can really fill me up with wine, what the fuck, I must follow him to death!
It's true that as a man, it's not about you coming and going, and it's not about being able to walk together with two ribs.The most important thing is to be able to meet someone who can understand oneself. I am afraid that many people will never meet such a person in their lifetime!And Iron Hammer met, how many times he met, met a person who didn't dislike him very much, but could give him a full drink!And this person is the person in front of his eyes, who had a strange yin and yang before, and was woken up by his glass of cold water afterwards!
Seeing that Tie Hammer's face was uncertain, Peng Ye thought, this man must think he is bragging.So, Peng Ye turned around and pointed behind him, and said, "Brother, if you believe me, come with me now. To be honest, I also like to drink, but I always drink good wine. Bad wine, no What kind of wine, I am a drunk! Haha! Can't go!"
Although Tie Hammer does things that are insignificant, when he heard about drinking, he immediately became interested. He straightened up his burly body and said straightly, "Okay! Then let's have a good drink, let's drink until dawn!"
After all, the two hooked their shoulders and walked down the mountain singing songs!
The shadow of the lamp was so faint that he couldn't see his face clearly. Peng Ye only felt a strange throbbing in his heart.As the alcohol continued to exert its effect, this throbbing gradually turned into a strange image.
The person in front of him was crooked, as if he was taking off his clothes!
Fuck!It's time for Lao Tzu to come!
"Quiet!?" Peng Ye yelled angrily.
Hearing this, the man in front of him felt goosebumps all over his body. He shivered, hugged his body tightly with his hands, and said, "You are!? You have found the wrong person!"
Peng Ye's consciousness was blurring at this time, and for some unknown reason, all the things he saw turned into a naked Zhang Jing.
And the man in front of him is called Iron Hammer.A well-known alcoholic in the neighborhood.As long as this person doesn't drink for a day, he feels so uncomfortable that he wants to hang himself.But because he was born poor, he couldn't afford alcohol.So, I tried every means to find a drink.As the saying goes, no matter what, as long as you think about it for a long time, there will always be a way.
Under the watchful eye of the people nearby, Tie Hammer unexpectedly came out to fetch the wine with a towel.On rainy days, he dries the towels, and in summer, he puts the towels outside to expose them to the sun.In this way, the towel will become very dry when you take it in your hand.
Taking the towel that he had dried himself, Tie Hammer ran to the surrounding downtown regardless of day and night.When he arrived at the door of the shop with wine, Tie Hammer wiped the wine spilled by others on the table with a towel and drank it.But it didn't take long, and everyone here discovered the disgusting act of the hammer.Therefore, when you see the hammer, let's blast the hammer outside together.The hammer was shameless because of the wine, and while others were banging, he lay on the ground and kept wiping with a towel.In this way, the towel that came dry like paper turned into a wet, heavy towel when it left.
As soon as he got home, Hammer took the wet towel in his hand, put it on his mouth and sucked it non-stop.Sucking and sucking, it looks like a person who has no water to drink in the desert.
After coming down several times, Iron Hammer found that he could not only drink wine, but also taste different drinks in the downtown area.
Some drinks have a natural taste of cumin, while others have a little bit of vinegar taste.This kind of drink, even if he was beaten to death, he would never be able to drink it in his life.
But human desires are infinite.This kind of wine mixed with strange seasonings gradually became dull and tasteless afterward.As the iron hammer sucked again and again, he suddenly understood one thing, that is, he must not drink the wine that he had stained with the towel.If you drink it, this kind of wine mixed with strange things will sooner or later become tasteless in your mouth, and sooner or later it will become as bad as urine overnight.
Thinking of this, Hammer Wine felt a headache.Because, if this continues, I will not be able to drink alcohol after all.If you can't drink alcohol, you will be finished.
There is no other way, Hammer can only upgrade his wine stealing skills.To what extent did he upgrade, he readjusted his dry towel, and put his own towel in someone else's wine barrel.
In the downtown area, many people pour all the wine they bought into a large vat in order to make the wine in their store different from other stores.Then put a lot of weird herbs in it.In this way, the taste of each wine is different.Therefore, the same wine, but in the blending of the store, slowly turned into something weird!
Tie Hammer saw that Peng Ye was saying something inexplicable, and felt that this person seemed to be insane.But if you think about it carefully, isn't this person the one who drank just now?
So, Iron Hammer turned around and took a bowl of cold water, and splashed it on Peng Ye's face with a splash.
Shocked by the cold water, Peng Ye sobered up quite a bit in an instant. Seeing the strange man in front of him, he slowly asked, "Brother, your drinking is too cheap!"
Peng Ye is also a drinker.But he only likes to drink good wine, ordinary wine, or the kind of wine that is not very good, and he will faint instantly after tasting a little wine.
Tie Hammer is an old fritter, seeing Peng Ye say this, how could he not know that Peng Ye was talking about his own behavior of stealing wine.
But I felt that there was nothing wrong with me. Tie Hammer stretched his waist and said, "Dude, what are you talking about?! If I don't drink, damn it, I will appoint a fart at night. Really, so I Drinking all night. But you saw it too!"
After the hammer finished speaking, he turned back, pointed to the belongings behind him, and said, "Look, my family is only half a pot poor. What should I buy wine with? Brother, I also have a hard time saying it. I drink It's just to keep alive, there is no other meaning!"
Anyone who is addicted to alcohol is always very forthright.The hammer in front of me is also good.Peng Ye suddenly thought that if he helped Li Ming solve the case, then Wu Gang would definitely try to find him. Therefore, if this person in front of him could win him over, he would definitely be able to help him in the future!
Peng Ye said, "Tsk tsk, you and I are both men, and we are men, so when you drink, you should be aboveboard. So, you follow me for the next few days, and I will keep you drunk! How about it!?"
When the hammer heard it, his eyes lit up.Don't drink too much, this is not bragging!Drinking with my hammer is like drinking water. Damn it, if this person can really fill me up with wine, what the fuck, I must follow him to death!
It's true that as a man, it's not about you coming and going, and it's not about being able to walk together with two ribs.The most important thing is to be able to meet someone who can understand oneself. I am afraid that many people will never meet such a person in their lifetime!And Iron Hammer met, how many times he met, met a person who didn't dislike him very much, but could give him a full drink!And this person is the person in front of his eyes, who had a strange yin and yang before, and was woken up by his glass of cold water afterwards!
Seeing that Tie Hammer's face was uncertain, Peng Ye thought, this man must think he is bragging.So, Peng Ye turned around and pointed behind him, and said, "Brother, if you believe me, come with me now. To be honest, I also like to drink, but I always drink good wine. Bad wine, no What kind of wine, I am a drunk! Haha! Can't go!"
Although Tie Hammer does things that are insignificant, when he heard about drinking, he immediately became interested. He straightened up his burly body and said straightly, "Okay! Then let's have a good drink, let's drink until dawn!"
After all, the two hooked their shoulders and walked down the mountain singing songs!
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