Tomb Raider: After Time Traveling, I Married the Essence Queen

"Old Hu, don't you fucking say you want to slap us both, Fatty wants to slap himself!" Fatty Wang said angrily.

Fatty Wang turned to Lu Ming and asked, "Old Lu, what should we do now? Do we have to think of other ways?"

In fact, Lu Ming had already thought about it in his heart.

He couldn't just watch Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi stuck there.

Squinting his eyes, he finally decided to use that method.

"Fatty, try to lean towards Lao Hu."

"Okay! I'll try my best."

Lu Ming moved towards the front for a test, then stretched out his foot, and kicked towards that side.

He directly kicked out a huge hole in the stone slab.

At this time, there was only one finger between Lu Ming's feet and Fatty Wang's face.

Fatty Wang swallowed, and said to Lu Ming, "Old Lu, I know you are very angry at this time, but you should not let Fatty disfigure me."

"Don't worry, even if you are not disfigured, no one will want you." Hu Bayi said from behind.

When Fatty Wang heard this, he was unhappy.

He turned towards Hu Bayi and said angrily: "Old Hu, what the hell are you talking about? You don't allow one or two blind people to exist in this world? Just look at fat people?"

Lu Ming couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard his words.

"Fatty, isn't it a bit strange for you to say that about yourself?"

Fatty Wang also realized what he just said, with a very unhappy expression on his face, and said: "Okay! Lao Lu, you can bully me with Lao Hu. When Fatty I go back, I will teach you a lesson. Come on, both of you."

"Fatty, you can teach us a lesson, but don't hurt the innocent." Hu Bayi said over there.

Lu Ming was stunned for a moment, and asked Hu Bayi, "Old Lu, did the fat man do anything before?"

Hu Ba nodded, and said: "Lao Lu, you don't know! Fatty was really awesome before. He put crotons in my teacup just to annoy me, what a coincidence. Yes, my teacup is the same as the old village head's, and the old village head drank it directly, and I have a stomachache for a week."

"Pfft!"

Lu Ming really couldn't bear it anymore.

Thinking about the old village head who had suffered an indiscriminate disaster, he really couldn't help but smile.

He said to Fatty Wang, "Fatty, I didn't expect that! You actually did such a thing."

Fatty Wang's face was also full of embarrassment.

After a while, he said, "Who didn't have a young age, don't you two say that you didn't do anything ridiculous when you were young."

"Actually, Fatty, I don't think I am old now." Lu Ming said.

Hu Bayi also nodded at the side: "I'm similar to Lao Lu, and I don't think I'm old. You, fat man, think you're old."

Fatty Wang can be regarded as seeing it at this time.

Either Hu Bayi or Lu Ming.

The two of them were purely against him.

Just as he was about to speak, Shirley Yang's voice came from behind: "I said, can you hurry up? The stone slab behind here seems to be moving."

verb: move?
How could the stone slab move?
Even if it is a mechanism, the designed stone slab should not move.

Squinting his eyes, Lu Ming knew that the development of this matter had exceeded his expectations.

"Fatty, you lie low."

"Old Hu, what are you doing?"

"You get down and it's over."

After saying this, Lu Ming crawled forward and squeezed past Fatty Wang with difficulty.

"Fatty, don't lie still on your mother's stomach, move forward."

"Damn! Old Lu, how can you make me move, you are so heavy on me!"

He said so, but Fatty Wang still moved forward a little.

Soon, Lu Ming found a place where he could get down, and Fatty Wang moved even faster.

This time he didn't kick towards the very middle of the stone slab. After all, he kicked Hu Bayi's face, which is really a bit strange.

Solved this on Hu Bayi's side in a few strokes.

The two stone slabs behind Shirley Yang and Zhang Qiling were also solved by Lu Ming.

At this time, Fatty Wang had already moved a lot forward.

Seeing this, Lu Ming said, "Let's go after Fatty, now we have to keep going and get out of this place as soon as possible."

"Ok!"

After struggling for nearly two hours, the group of people finally came out of the robbery hole.

Fatty Wang moved his body and said to Lu Ming: "Old Lu, I will never listen to you again, your mother is a big hole!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Grandma, you have the guts to ask me what's wrong with you! You said you'd follow what the fat man said and go straight up, so there's nothing wrong with it, and it's not like we almost confessed here."

Hearing this, Lu Ming also showed a little embarrassment.

But there was always a voice in his heart telling them to go this way.

Before Lu Ming could say anything, Shirley Yang said, "Don't talk about it, I always feel that something is wrong with this tomb, it's chilly."

"It's chilly?" Lu Ming repeated subconsciously.

The surrounding temperature is indeed a little lower than where they were just now, but it should not be in the category of chilly.

"Miss Yang, are you..."

"there!"

Shirley Yang pointed behind Lu Ming and suddenly yelled loudly.

Lu Ming turned around, only to see a black figure running away quickly.

The speed of that black shadow was too fast, so fast that before Lu Ming could react, the black shadow had disappeared.

"Old Lu, what's going on?"

"I don't know, let's go and have a look!"

Everyone nodded.

A group of five people moved quickly towards that side.

Soon, another robbery hole appeared in front of them.

This robbery hole looks a little bigger than the diameter just now, but it's not much bigger.

People inside still have to rely on crawling.

Fatty Wang couldn't hold back, and yelled angrily: "Damn it, what the hell is going on? Why is it a robbery again? Where did you go on the serious tomb?"

"I don't know, let's go and have a look first!"

"I told you, if you want to go there, you go there yourself, the fat man will definitely not take any more burglars."

"Then you just wait here by yourself!"

After leaving this sentence, Lu Ming went straight into the robbery hole.

Hu Ba took a look at Fatty Wang, hesitated for a moment, and got in anyway.

Shirley Yang and Zhang Qiling even got in directly, ignoring Fatty Wang.

Fatty Wang didn't expect that they would actually go in.

He yelled towards them: "Damn it, wait for the fat man!"

After finishing speaking, he also got into the robber's hole cursing.

Fortunately, not only the entrance of this robbery hole is much wider than the previous one, but also the inside.

Fatty Wang can climb inside now, so he won't be in such a mess just now.

Moreover, the length of this tomb passage is completely incomparable with the previous one. They only walked for about ten minutes before they reached the next tomb chamber.

The tomb was obviously decorated before, but only part of it was decorated, and even the murals on the walls were only half painted.

"How could this mural be painted in half? Could it be that someone did it on purpose?"

"No! You see, there are paints and so on. I think they should have seen something and ran away, otherwise it is impossible to take nothing."

Fatty Wang took a closer look, picked up an ink stick on the ground, and then said loudly: "Fuck, this thing is a good thing!"