The Adventures of Jackie Chan: I Have a Villain System

After the loud noise, Qin Tian lay quietly in the gray and white environment, the chubby system beating on Qin Tian's face, "Wake up, master."

After being beaten by the system, Qin Tian slowly opened his eyes, adjusted to the surrounding light, and rubbed his temples.

"System, what happened? Where is this?" Qin Tian asked the system.

"Don't you even remember?" The system explained where it is now: "This is my private space."

Qin Tian sat up, shook his head, "I don't remember."

He really couldn't remember what happened after he got out of the hole. He only remembered that an unknown liquid was poured on his head, and then he was hit by something, and he didn't remember anything after that.

"One thing to say, your private space is really empty. I didn't expect the system to live a miserable life for you! I hope you don't mind the bad things I said to you before." Qin Tian felt a little sympathetic to the system at the moment. Facing this illusory gray and white place.

"Wuwu```Master, it's very kind of you to understand me." The system wept falsely.

Then a projection screen was released, on which was a still picture, a woman in Taoist robes was holding a mahogany sword, and the tip of the mahogany sword was only one millimeter away from Qin Tian's throat.

"Hey, who is this beautiful girl!" Qin Tian stared straight at him, this girl was very suitable for him, both in appearance and temperament were impeccable.

"Who else is this person? Wearing my Nijia mask."

System: "This woman's name is Xiao Ling'er, and the masked person is yourself, the master."

"Ah? What exactly happened? The system will tell you!" Qin Tian couldn't remember why he put on the mask, and why he got into a fight with this woman named Xiao Ling'er.

The system made a long story short of what happened.

Qin Tian nodded thoughtfully, "I understand, so it's just a misunderstanding."

"System, according to what you said, as long as the spatial stillness is lifted, wouldn't I be stabbed to death by Xiao Linger on the spot?"

"The master is really smart. So, I sucked your soul into my private space, and discussed with you what to do." The system praised.

"Damn, what can I do!"

Qin Tian scratched his head and scratched his cheeks, thinking about it, and came up with a stupid idea, "Why don't you teleport me back to San Francisco!"

"Okay, but master, you only have [-] points left, and you need at least [-] points to send it back, so you understand"

"It's okay, you can earn more points if you lose them, and you will lose them when you die." Qin Tian didn't plan to think of other ways, and said: "The system will do it this way."

"Okay, I'll send it to you right away!"

The system shot out a white light and knocked Qin Tian's soul back into his body, and then came out from the private space, between Xiao Ling'er and Qin Tian.

[The teleportation array is starting]

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【Startup successful】

A blue beam of light descended from the sky, sucking Qin Tian and Xiao Ling'er into it together, and the system lifted the spatial stillness upon seeing this.

"chirp"

Except for a mess and collapsed houses, no one could be found at the scene.

The system also returned to its own private space, with a colored halo surrounding the system, and a chubby mechanical ball gradually transformed into a girly image with a protruding front and back.

The circle of light dissipated, and a young girl with fair skin and a golden ponytail appeared in pink rabbit pajamas.

"Phew, idiot Qin Tian is finally sent away." The girl pointed her tender hand, and the gray-white space rippled and fluctuated, instantly turning into a pink girl's room, with a big soft sofa and a big LCD TV. There are dolls and teddy bears all over the place.

"Every time I see a wonderful plot, this idiot Qin Tian makes trouble for me. It really pissed me off!" The remote control is changing channels.

San Francisco.

In the blink of an eye, a blue light passed through countless buildings and precisely stopped in the lobby of the mafia headquarters.

A familiar system prompt sounded in Qin Tian's ear.

"Ding! The host will be punished due to excessive use of points to exchange items!"

[Penalties are as follows: Half of the points reward for the next task will be deducted, and part of the points will be paid to repay the excess amount. 】

"Pa!", Qin Tian fell from the air, he thought it would hurt a lot, but he didn't expect any pain at all, "It's really strange, why is the floor so soft?"

Looking down, Qin Tian was sitting on Xiao Linger's chest at the moment, he was so frightened that he quickly stood up and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

I have never even held a woman's hand in my life, and now I hit the chest of a big girl with yellow flowers, what a crime!
But Xiao Ling'er who was lying on the ground didn't respond at all, Qin Tian also stretched out his hand to check her breath.

If you don't check, you don't know, when you check, you are startled, Xiao Ling'er's breath is very weak, as if she is about to die at any time.

Oops!Could it be that I just crushed her to death?
Thinking about my own weight of more than 130 kilograms on such a thin woman, it is really distressing.

"System, system, come out quickly! How can I save her!" Qin Tian hurriedly asked the system for rescue methods.

The girl's big watery eyes were fixed on the hero and heroine on the TV, and just when they were about to kiss mouth to mouth, Qin Tian's voice rang in her mind.

All of a sudden, this warm picture is destroyed.

"Ah, ah, I'm so pissed off, you have to come to me for such a trivial matter!" She slammed the sofa violently with a girlish little fist.

Then, restraining his temper, he patiently said to Qin Tian via voice transmission: "Master, you can try artificial respiration!"

Qin Tian, ​​who received the system's reply, suddenly realized, and praised him again and again in his heart. As expected of the system, he immediately thought of a solution.

Qin Tian remembered the artificial respiration method he had learned in the first aid manual, first opened the injured person's mouth, and then what
He lay on Xiao Ling'er's body, looked at her red lips, couldn't help swallowing, parted her red lips slightly with his thumb, took a deep breath, and slowly lowered his head.

The girl's body fragrance drilled into Qin Tian's nose, just when it was about to touch her lips.

"Slap!" A big slap hit Qin Tian's face.

At the same time, Xiao Ling'er's coquettish reprimand sounded, "The thief! Dare to kiss your aunt! You are looking for death!" A slap kick kicked Qin Tian's balls violently.

"Ahhhhhh"

Qin Tian let out a cry like killing a pig, rolled sideways by the wall, clutched his crotch and shivered, rolled his eyes.

The system girl in the private space clutched her stomach, let out a bell-like laugh, and cursed: "You deserve it!"