Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

Chapter 99 A Happy Journey of Hitting a Big Tree

When Xiaojun and Young Master Lang saw this scene, they immediately became interested.

The villains controlling each came over shyly, just like shy little wives.

"Wang Yan, why don't you play with me too?" Young Master Lang leaned over and asked tentatively.

"No!" Wang Yan had just unlocked a new way to play the game, so he was not willing to give up the fat he got.

"Then I'll tell Brother Xian that you gave him the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

Young Master Wolf directly threatened, seeing Wang Yan playing with Brother Xian's villain over there, his heart was itchy, and he wanted to go up and come up.

"Where are there eighteen slaps, it's only one slap." Threatened by Young Master Lang, Wang Yan immediately faltered.

He turned his head to look at Xiaojun and Young Master Lang.

No!

For the safety of their lives, the two of them must be tied to the same boat.

"It's not impossible to play together, unless you also slap Brother Xian." Wang Yan said with a wretched smile.

"Snapped!"

( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮( ̄▽ ̄///)
"Say it earlier, is it difficult?" Young Master Lang gave Wang Yan a strange look, and it was just a slap in the face.

"Snapped!"

( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮( ̄▽ ̄///)
Another crisp sound.

At some point, Xiaojun also came over and slapped the villain controlled by "Xian XX".

"Yeah, is it difficult?"

Seeing that the faces of these two people did not change, Wang Yan swallowed his saliva.

It turned out that I was the most cowardly one!

"Can we play Brother Xian happily together next?" Young Master Lang stretched out his soft hand like a tentacle and poked the sluggish Wang Yan and asked.

Wang Yan nodded dully.

"Okay! Brother Xian, I'll take over and play first. Young Master Lang directly controls his villain to hold the head of the villain "Xiaoxian" who belongs to Brother Xian." After shaking it twice, he directly held the head of "Xiaoxian" "He fell to the ground with a swing.

"Xiaojun, hurry up and help, let's take "Xiaoxian" to hit a big tree."

Xiaojun joined in excitedly upon hearing this.

"How to hit a big tree?"

"I'll hold its head, and you hold its feet. Do you see that tree? Let's 123 then, go!"

Xiaojun listened to Young Master Lang's instructions, and held up "Xiaoxian"'s foot.

"But what about the other one?"

"Wang Yan, don't be in a daze, hurry up, let's get together! We have to hurry up, if Brother Xian comes back soon, we won't have anything to play." Young Master Lang stretched out his limp hand and poked Wang Yan again.

Only then did Wang Yan regain his senses.

Ever since, the three of them lifted up the "Xiaoxian" and started a happy journey of hitting the big tree.

"Duang! Duang! Duang..."

With every impact, the people in the live broadcast room couldn't help but look down at the pockets of their trousers.

fine!fine!
"乛v乛乛Brother, what kind of friends did you make, it's not nice to meet people!"

"Every time I do this, I'm rushing to cut off my sons and grandchildren! Ruthless, really ruthless!"

"Today's hot topic, let's look forward to what the next three bad friends will do to Brother Xian."

"It's a pity, if there is a chainsaw in this game, maybe we can watch the anime version of "Chain Saw"."

"..."

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room. In the game, the three of Wang Yan were already exhausted.

"Well, you guys continue to think of some new ideas, I'll rest for a while!" Wang Yan controlled the villain to collapse on the ground, with his limbs spread.

"Then I'm welcome!"

Young Master Wolf directly controlled the villain to dance the pas de deux again, holding the belt of "Xiaoxian" with both hands, twisting it constantly.

That picture is so eye-catching!

While Xiaojun had nothing to do, he jumped on the happy aerobics on the side.

"1234, 2234... one more time."

It seemed uncomfortable to jump, Xiaojun controlled the villain to do push-ups.

It's just that the posture is a little strange, which is different from ordinary push-ups, but a bit like Crayon Shin-chan's butt twisting.

Another moment passed.

Tired of playing, Xiaojun looked at the lever on the side and tried to push the wooden box with the lever again.

And Young Master Lang sat directly on "Xiaoxian"'s chest, stretching out his fists and waving them continuously.

After a while, he raised his hands in a victory gesture,

A simple little game [Humanity Lost Flat] was fully played by them.

"Strange! Why hasn't Brother Xian come back? This time is enough for him to solve it."

"Do you think Brother Xian ran away on purpose, just thinking about letting us get the wooden box down?"

"Probably not, is Brother Xian such a person?"

"Yes!"

The three looked at each other.

"You said, if we throw Brother Xian down, will the game be over?"

"I don't know! How about trying?"

"I think it can be!"

The three of them sang together and directly signed the future of "Xiaoxian".

With their clumsy hands, each of the three carried a part of "Xiaoxian" and walked towards the edge of the map.

"Oh~ I'm here."

A familiar voice came from the screen.

In an instant, Wang Yan and Lang Shao quickly let go, and quickly ran to the side to pretend to be innocent.

"Hmm... what's going on here? Am I here just now?"

"Xiao Jun, what are you doing!"

"Xian Moumou" sat in front of the computer screen again, and from his perspective, he could see that Xiaojun was poking the flower of his villain with his hands.

"Let go, let me go quickly!"

Seeing that Xiaojun is in trouble, who am I?where am I?What about the other two?
But since Brother Xian found out, he can only do bad things.

Thinking of this, Xiaojun directly mentioned "Xiaoxian" and threw it down.

"Xian XX" turned around and pulled, and the two fell together.

"Duang! Duang!"

what!
It's not dead?

The two came to the initial position of the fourth level.

"Duang! Duang!"

There were two more explosions, and the other two jumped off after thinking that the game was over.

"It's been so long and you haven't done it!" Xian Moumou controlled the villain to stand up, and said, "Oh! I have an anal fissure, and my feet are numb from squatting."

"I feel like I have hemorrhoids! I have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a good look."

Xiaojun was relieved to see that "Xian XX" didn't blame him.

Suddenly, a figure was riding on his neck, and Brother Xian's voice came from his ear.

"Ah! It hurts so much, who is this, this little white man, give me a ride, don't move! Ah, ah!"

Xiaojun kept twisting his body, but he couldn't get rid of the villain on his neck.

"Brother Xian, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"You're wrong? You're right? What's wrong with you?"

"I shouldn't, I shouldn't have played with you!"

"So you know what to do? Be honest and let me ride for 10 minutes."

"Brother Xian, can you go and ride on Aunt Hua?"

"Ok?"

"All right!"

Seeing Xiaojun's confession, "Xian Moumou" nodded in satisfaction.

These turtle grandchildren originally found an excuse to sneak away, but they didn't expect to be played by them.

……

At the same time, Ye Ling was also watching the live broadcast of "Xian XX".

Looking at their sand sculpture operations, they couldn't help but nod their heads in admiration. This game was almost overwhelmed by them.

But there are only a few levels, and they will clear them sooner or later, so we still have to design a program as soon as possible, like a creative workshop like [Super Mario], so that players can design levels independently.

At the same time, the fans watching the live broadcast of "Xian XX" were very happy, and the corners of Ye Ling's mouth curled up slightly.

In fact, he can also design some sand sculpture games to make players happy.

As for the negative emotions, he has already begun to receive them one after another. After all, watching other people play is very enjoyable, but it is not so happy when being stabbed twice by teammates in the game.

……

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