Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"You save your baba with your big move on the horse? Han Xin on the other side has cut me, and you don't even need to use the big move, so why don't you choose a jerk Zhang Liang?"

Jiang Xiaohei couldn't help but swear at Mubai who was beside him.

After playing for half a day, all four of them unlocked the ranking mode, and at the same time unlocked the proficiency of individual heroes. (Only when the proficiency reaches the green mark can the hero be used to participate in the ranking.)
However, there are only single ranks/multiplayer ranks (up to three people)/five ranks, and the four of them have to team up in twos and twos.

Xing Tianqing and Bai Fei are in a group, Jiang Xiaohei is in a group with Mu Bai.

This is already the fourth match between Jiang Xiaohei and the others, and they haven't won any during the period.

For this reason, they went to the Tieba forum to look at the strategy sent by the anchor. After feeling that there was no problem, the two of them went to the road of double rowing to die again.

When he saw that Han Xin was selected on the first floor opposite, Mubai also chose Zhang Liang immediately according to the strategy. This was also his sixth proficiency requirement, and it was specially bought to prevent assassins.

"Damn! Is it easy for me to play a braised egg? Me, it's only been 5 minutes, and I've been arrested six times. I feel like anyone who steps on a horse is my father." Jiang Xiaohei complained again.

"Don't be naughty, isn't it good to stay in the tower? Don't run around if you have short legs, just use your atomic bomb to support it from time to time. Nima, I'm not your nanny. Since you chose braised eggs, you should do it Prepare yourself mentally." Mubai didn't get used to Jiang Xiaohei, and directly turned back.

Anyway, they all live in the same dormitory, bickering has become the norm for the two of them.

"Fuck! I won't play braised eggs anymore. I want to practice a new hero. I'm going to learn from Cheng Yaojin. Who would dare to bully me when I see it."

"Damn it, you can't blame me! I'm playing with a brat and no one can protect me. That support and jungler must be CP, and they've been sticking together! Ahhh...I want to find a CP too!"

"Mubai, this game is really difficult! When will I be able to win the entire team by myself like the master "Leng Yi"?"

Only after playing by yourself will you know how difficult it was for Han Xin in the test server "Leng Yi".

Not to mention the dress-up operation, Jiang Xiaohei tried it once, but before the effect of "Resurrection Armor" came out, he replaced it with "Famous Sword" by himself.

The result was naturally horrible, and because of this, the other party gave him a wave of baptism.

And the top laner on his side chose Bai Qi, and he had a great time fighting the opponent's Cheng Yaojin.

You click, I click!
People who didn't know thought they were flirting, but the operation was as fierce as a tiger, and there was basically no movement in the blood volume.

Alas ╯﹏╰
When will I be able to break through for the first time and let myself win!

……

On the other side, on a certain fish platform, Tuantuan was very excited at the moment.

"quadra kill!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

Seeing that Xiao Qiao under his control got the triple kill, Tuantuan almost couldn't bear it, and came to dance on the spot.

Since the opening of the server, Tuantuan found that he has become a master. Before other players are familiar with the game, Tuantuan can already run freely in the canyon, killing all directions. (match match)
This feeling of abusing vegetable chickens really made Tuantuan feel ecstatic.

Cool!
It turned out that I was so awesome, and my happiness was set off by many other people.

Once again dodging the opponent's mid-laner mage Angela's skill, Tuantuan came with a reverse flash. With the second skill, he knocked Angela into the air, and with a backhand fan, he took another blood.

Is this the allure of economic repression?
At this moment, Tuantuan looked at everything in the canyon so pleasing to the eye.

"Brothers, do you see that? This is my true strength. There is no one in the canyon who can fight."

The live room was instantly boiling.

"Heh, this is a woman, otherwise I won't be able to squeeze in, and I will beat you up."

"Damn it! I'm queuing up, I'm still smoking, I'd better wait for the new server to open."

"Damn! My character is really bad. I can't win the lottery. I don't have a chance if I want Bai Fumei to take care of me. Now I'm fine. I don't even let me play games online. I don't want to live anymore. Don't stop me Me, I want to jump off the roof."

"Upstairs, you'd better jump down! Nima, I still want to be taken care of! Look at the first two you mentioned, which one will become the sky in one step? If you want to get it, go to sleep quickly, everything in the dream Yes, you can buy lottery tickets with Bai Fumei in your arms."

"Don't let me climb up, or I'll stop Tuanzi. If one doesn't work, I'll hit ten, and if ten don't work, I'll hit a hundred. I must knock Tuanzi out of the shadows, and let her disappear into the canyon from now on."

"..."

Looking at the barrage of netizens in the live broadcast room, Tuantuan stuck out his tongue.

"Slightly slightly... Envy is useless!"

Tuantuan wasn't worried at all about whether this operation would cause fans to drop.

Anyway, I usually interact with my water friends in this way. If I change the style, they will not get used to it!

Thinking of this, a big melon popped up in Tuantuan's mind, that girl was right, women should live proudly.

After 15 minutes, the game ended in Tuantuan's Super God. Watching the opponent's base shattered, Tuantuan laughed until his eyes were like crescent moons.

"Drip drip..."

Suddenly, a "rocket" floated out of the live broadcast room, attracting Tuantuan's attention.

"What are you doing, brother monkey? Did I beat you up yesterday?"

"Until now, I still clearly remember your Luban 0-8-2 appearance, or you should retreat."

Tuantuan, who originally wanted to thank him, saw the big horse monkey, and immediately connected to it, and began to sprinkle salt on the big horse monkey's wound.

"Don't worry, you weren't much better yesterday? If I remember correctly, you were also 2-10-0. We are the same, so don't laugh at each other. Let's talk about something serious. Are you here to rank? There are four people, and one more will start "driving"."

Hearing this, Tuantuan became even more excited: "Come here, my mother will take you flying today, lie down for me one by one, and I will show you super god Xiao Qiao later."

Of course she knows about qualifying, it's just that she doesn't like to play alone. In her opinion, it's good to play games and have fun. What's the difference between matching and ranking?

Not to mention, there are only so many matching chickens now, so there is room for their own development.

Log in to tt voice again, join the channel and start driving.

"I want to ban two heroes!"

"I know, it's not that I haven't read the guide, as long as I can't help Xiao Qiao and Daji."

"Then what is forbidden?"

"Ban Han Xin! Ban another Miyamoto, I am invincible, you can do whatever you want!"

"Cut, I'll come to the door to eat and drink as soon as the car overturns."

Da Ma Hou and Tuan Tuan started chatting mode with each other.

Tuan Tuan also interacts with various anchors from time to time, which can increase the popularity of the live broadcast room.

Otherwise, if I always talk to myself, fans will get bored of watching. After all, I don't show my face, and I don't show my headlights. I'm not the kind of entertainment anchor who specializes in "selling meat".

After a while.

Tuantuan got the Xiao Qiao he thought of as he wished, and Da Ma Hou got up from wherever he fell, and still used his best Luban No. [-].

"The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield, please be ready."

"Army attack!"

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