Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Fuck! I scared my aunt to death!"

A female anchor wearing a mask couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

"My old lady's head twitched, and she came to play this game only after falling into your evil spirit."

"Was this designer dug out of the grave? Or crawled out of hell by himself? I'm really angry, my aunt, I'm not only full of resistance to monkeys, even my favorite little Huang The duck is no longer fragrant."

The female anchor Tuantuan kept complaining, who knows that she was scared a few times when she played the game [Dark Deception].

Harmful!
If I had known better, I would continue to play [Cube World]. The "Creator Mode" in that world is so comfortable to play, and if I give myself half a month, I will definitely be able to build the largest princess castle in the entire game.

Isn't it delicious to be a salted fish honestly?Come [Dark Deception] and suffer this.

Seeing that Tuantuan was scared, a group of LSPs in the live broadcast room were all excited.

"(﹃ ) I didn't expect Tuanzi to be autistic one day."

"But let's not say it, that duck is almost becoming a nightmare in my heart. What's even more frightening is that I can't be sure which one is the real duck."

"No problem, a group of ducks with long legs chased after me, and even spit at me to stop me. It's too scary."

"I took a closer look, and it seemed to be called "Duck of Fear", with those empty eyes, goosebumps would come out after staring at it for a long time, what's more, I also noticed that there was a little duck in the big duck's mouth , What kind of carbon-based organisms can design such works."

"Come on, Tuanzi, brother monkey next door has also reached the third level. Although we can't catch up with the progress of the great god "Leng Yi", we can't be caught up by brother monkey."

"Uh... whisper beep, I was stuck by the door in the "Duck of Fear" level, and I was beheaded in the stone statue level. Now I have psychological shadows when I look at everything."

"..."

When Tuantuan saw this barrage, he felt as if he had been hit with chicken blood.

"Huh? That stinky monkey is about to catch up with me? No, let me speed up."

"Sisters, hurry up and study the strategy of my idol, the great god "Leng Yi". We must not be caught up by the stinky monkey."

For Tuantuan, customs clearance was the most important thing, and she never paid attention to the plot.

……

Two days later, Song Xiaoyi and the five returned from their outing.

"Little Ye Zi, I haven't seen you for a week, do you miss us?" Song Xiaoyi immediately put down the luggage in his hands, and stepped forward to give Ye Ling a bear hug.

"How is it? You're the only one, Xiao Yezi, have you used the "small card" to contact some "good friends" to chat late at night?"

Ye Ling rolled her eyes, feeling speechless in her heart.

"Stop talking, I'm really scared! Fatty, think of a trick for me to get rid of the woman squatting outside the door."

In the past two days, Ye Ling wanted to massage her feet more than once to relax.

After all, although the body is 18, but the soul is over 30, I still want to do something that men like to do.

As a result, even at three o'clock in the middle of the night, there are still people squatting near the gate of their own community. They are really persistent. Sometimes Ye Ling admires the professionalism and perseverance of these people.

"Little Yezi, what is there to be afraid of women? Others have delivered it to your door, and you have to swallow the meat in one mouthful." Song Xiaoyi looked at Ye Ling with hatred: "Little Yezi, tell me secretly that you are There’s nothing unspeakable about it.”

Looking at Song Xiaoyi's wretched eyes, and the four studio members who were holding back their smiles, Ye Ling didn't know what Song Xiaoyi meant by "Unspeakable Concealment".

"Get out! I'm normal! I'm not afraid of women. I'm afraid of a group of women. Go down and take a walk around to see how many there are. If I'm accidentally caught by them, I won't be skinned. .”

Ye Ling looked at everyone again: "Look at all of you, all of you are so happy, did the fat man take you all to "drive"?"

"No, Team Ye, do I look like that kind of person?" Zhang Han was the first to clarify: "Deputy Song and Fa Cai have gone."

"Zhang Han, I didn't mean you. You are so big and you are still coy. Girls are so active, and you even ran away!" Wang Facai complained.

"What do you know! I'm keeping myself clean. I would never do that kind of thing before marriage."

"Huh? Luo Tong didn't go to meet him?" Ye Ling felt incredible. Isn't this guy known as the little white dragon in the waves.

"Captain Ye, that... I don't know what's wrong, I was a little powerless in those days." Luo Tong explained a little embarrassedly.

Everyone: (○ε○)
"Well, why don't you take a few more days off? Go to the Imperial Hospital for a good check-up. This is not enough. How old are you?" Ye Ling asked with concern.

"Luo Tong, you should have told me about this earlier. I have a senior doctor who knows some things. I'll let you take care of it later." Song Xiaoyi was also surprised.

Thinking back on the process of traveling in the past few days, it's no wonder that Luo Tong didn't take the initiative to contact women. It turns out that he has a real "hidden disease"!

"Don't worry, the chief doctor is an authoritative expert in this field. If you cut him down, you will be cured." Song Xiaoyi added, fearing that Luo Tong would be afraid.

"One knife?" Jiang Huainan repeated, as if he thought of a certain picture in his mind, he couldn't help but tremble: "Could it be too cruel."

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, just do a small examination, and then prescribe some medicine to recuperate, I have experience in this matter." Song Xiaoyi also felt that there was something wrong with what he said, so he quickly opened his mouth to explain again.

"Experienced?" ⊙ω⊙

Everyone was like a melon-eating crowd, all looking at Song Xiaoyi, expecting this guy to reveal bigger melons.

Song Xiaoyi didn't feel embarrassed, but patted his stomach: "It was caused by being too indulgent in the past, but now there is no problem, back to the topic, Luo Tong, do you want to introduce that doctor to you?"

"No, no need." Luo Tong waved his hand.

He was worried that if he was accidentally cut, it would be too wronged.

"That... I haven't finished talking just now, I don't know why, just last night, "it" was fine."

Seeing that everyone looked at him in a special way, Luo Tong said again: "It's really good! If you don't believe me, let's go take a bath tonight and compare."

"Cut! Who is afraid of whom! ( . )"

"Captain Ye, I'm really fine here, what shall we do next?" Luo Tong quickly changed the subject.

Damn it!

If we continue the conversation, we will be said to be sick if we are not sick.

"Ahem..." Ye Ling cleared her throat, "Next, we're going to set up a company."

"By the way, let me ask you a question, what do you think of the future of mobile games?"