Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Guys, my monkey brother never thinks that there is a game that can stump me, so let's keep going!"

The big horse monkey kept hinting in his heart that he must be able to do it, so he clicked to start again.

"Brother Hou is playing stupidly, isn't there a few games where he gets stumped? [If you're a man, go down a hundred floors] they smashed the computer, besides, what's the embarrassment of being stumped by a game designed by Ye Shen? Out of 1000 players, 999 players will be stumped, okay?"

"As far as I know, the game designed by God Ye, Brother Hou didn't have a real pass."

"Brothers, let me secretly tell you a piece of news. Something happened to Brother Monkey's house in [Cube World]. I just came over from there."

"..."

The big horse monkey didn't pay attention to the barrage information, but came to Xianichiro Weiming skillfully.

"Old Dog Ye, take your life!"

There are thick flames in the eyes of the big horse monkey, fantasizing that Xianichiro Ashina in front of him is Ye Ling, and rushing forward to kill him.

The imagination is full, the reality is very skinny!
Coming in a hurry, going in a hurry, after a sound of clanging irons sounded.

The word "death" appeared on the interface as promised.

Start all over again.

Crackling, crackling, the monkey quickly manipulated the keyboard.

Finally, after two more deaths, when the word "vegetable" appeared on the computer screen.

"I'm a polytechnic, silly Belle Belle, dog food, with a mound in my head, Sai Linmu...I'm a big fool when I step on a horse, otherwise I wouldn't come to play this game." The big horse monkey said Constantly spit out curse dialects from all over the world.

Couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't take it anymore.

"I'm crazy about this crazy game, I hate you, uncle, stuffed red, %'s ^*#..."

"boom!"

The mouse in his hand was smashed into pieces, the keyboard was also scattered everywhere, and the live broadcast instantly went black.

The netizens were dumbfounded.

"Brothers, let's turn around and see the situation of other anchors. The big horse monkey is probably dying."

So ever.

The snowball got bigger and bigger, and the anchors they saw were all performing non-human movements in their respective live broadcast rooms.

Doing push-ups: "Damn, I can't take it anymore, I want to exercise, and then go to put a sack on Ye Laogou."

Delicate: "Brother Ye Ling is too bad. I don't want this kind of game. I like games that are not difficult."

Mental: "Look... I'm dead, I'm not dead, I'm dead..."

……

In a dark room, only the peripheral light of the computer is flickering.

Wang Xiaochui was tortured by [Sekiro] as well.

When he died and came back to life again, the computer screen actually reminded him that he had a "dragon cough".

The so-called dragon's cough is a disease called "dragon's cough" that will spread to the world if someone with the power of the dragon dies many times.

There are a few lines of reminders below.

A cough coming from nowhere means that someone related to wolves has suffered from a dragon cough. The more "coughs" you have, the lower the probability of ghost assistance.

When "Sekiro" cannot actively revive, or the player chooses to read the nearest "Ghost Buddha Statue" to start over, it will be infected with "Dragon Cough".

If the player chooses to actively revive "return to life", the virus will not be released and the NPC will get "dragon cough", while the passive resurrection "restart from the ghost and Buddha statue" is an overuse of the "power of resurrection", which will spread the virus and make the NPC sick. Find out if it has anything to do with the plot.

Dragon cough can be cured by using drops of dragon's blood.

The side effect of dragon cough does not affect the ending, so the player can die at will.

Nima!

Is my Wang Xiaochui a man who can't "die"?I was disgusted to death by the word "death".

No, I, Wang Xiaochui, must be the first man to clear the level. I took a mouthful of braised beef bucket noodles and continued to fight against the word "death".

……

"It's so easy to die, it seems that next time I have to jump on a tree to seduce."

"Leng Yi" - Xie Jinghe kept typing on the keyboard, and began to fight with the boss again.

Directly in front of his field of vision was a red ghost with shackles around his neck, blood-red eyes, and blond hair on top of his head.

After going around for a while, Xie Jinghe controlled "Sekiro" and jumped directly from the tree, stabbed the red ghost's neck with a knife, and then pulled away to start the next round of pulling.

Suddenly, without paying attention, the word "death" appeared on the screen.

Xie Jinghe squinted his eyes, and was not affected by the word "death" in any way. After the computer on the side recorded the data, a new round of resurrection started.

Looking at Ye Ling's photo from time to time, a question filled his mind.

What kind of designer is he?

……

Inside the villa.

"Oops, little leaf!" Song Xiaoyi rushed down from the second floor in a hurry.

"Hmm...what's the matter?" Ye Ling didn't know what could make Song Xiaoyi so excited.

Is it because the download volume is not considerable?

Looking at the 120 million downloads on the data... No, in less than five hours, there are 120 million downloads, which is already a very good record.

"Little Yezi, you've been on the hot search... Now all the players are looking for you and want to give you a little gift." Song Xiaoyi said panting.

Ye Ling: (*￣m￣)
"Fatty, tell me, why am I on the trending list? And...they are going to send me gifts? This is a good thing!" Ye Ling didn't react for a while.

After all, it's only been five hours since the game was released, so players probably haven't felt the abnormality of the [Sekiro] game yet.

Could it be that they were amazed by the game they designed?
Hehe... He must have been shocked by the blow effect, after all, [Sekiro] is a big production that has been upgraded to 3A level by itself.

"Okay, okay, all the players are crusading [Sekiro], this game is too perverted, within an hour, the number of computers damaged exceeds a thousand."

"It's the first time they saw the game of fighting mobs, chopping melons and vegetables, and fighting boss scraping, and they all went crazy." Song Xiaoyi kept talking.

Only then did Ye Ling come to his senses, startled in his heart, and said reflexively.

"Fatty, can the security of your community be strengthened with money?"

"Do you want to change the door to an explosion-proof one?"

"Well, the window glass is also replaced with bulletproof."

……