Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

The big horse monkey clicked start again, directly skipped the eavesdropping link, and quickly got the wedge pill.

swipe swipe~
Three times, five divisions, two, Da Mahou vented all the anger and unwillingness in his heart on every soldier he met on the road.

Again, the soldiers have already become corpses, and the big horse monkey has to whip the corpses.

Soon, the elite monster appeared again in the field of vision of the big horse monkey - Heyuan Amada Nao Katsu.

"Damn it, I have to let you know how to write the word "death" today!"

Damn, those who have been "dead" and "dead" are almost making Brother Monkey nervous.

The old rules, sneak attack.

Puff Puff Puff ~

Kill the opponent's life directly.

"Clang clang clang!"

There was another sound of hammering iron, and soon the big horse monkey saw that the opponent's blood volume had reached the killing line.

But this time he learned his lesson, and instead of rushing forward to kill it immediately, he took a step back and hooked his finger at the elite monster.

"Xiao Mian, come and chop me!"

All the netizens in the live broadcast room were amused by the big horse monkey.

"Brother Monkey is getting skinny again! It's too late."

"I have a hunch that Brother Hou will be educated again. Let's eat melons and go to the theater. Do you want a ponytail? Five yuan each, free shipping."

"If you need Guazi Coke, you can enjoy door-to-door delivery service for 19 yuan."

"Do you want the full set, 688, only 688~"

"Fuck upstairs, we don't drive "cars" in this live broadcast."

"Hehe, I like to drive. I used to rent a car for 120 a day, 200 a day, and even 2000... Alas, but it's not what it used to be. I can hardly afford to rent a car for 50... No, even I can’t afford to use a roadside motorcycle that costs 20 yuan an hour.”

"..."

Seeing the big horse monkey so frightened, the elite monster was furious, and rushed over with its tired body.

"Duang! Duang!"

"Pfft~"

Flick, block, counterattack!

The big horse monkey took a hard hit, and finally beheaded the first elite monster as he wished.

Looking at the word "Danger" on the top of his head, he quickly took out a healing gourd and took a sip.

"Old irons, I'll just ask you, brother monkey, am I awesome or not!"

"Hmph, I've got this done, and I'll see who can stop me next. I'm going to restart the mode of Wushuang chopping melons and vegetables, fuck it."

Control the game protagonist "Sekiro" to leave the gate and continue to explore the plot.

After a while of groping, the big horse monkey came to a wooden bridge, on which two soldiers were whispering.

The voyeuristic desire of the big horse monkey welled up in his heart again, and he hurried over to eavesdrop.

"Under this bridge... there must be a secret passage at the end of the moat."

"The order came down from above, saying that there will be guards over there in the near future."

"Well... I don't know what's going on recently. The security is getting tighter and tighter. Is it going to start a war again... I really don't want to fight. My wife has only been married for a few days, and there are so many funs that I haven't experienced before."

"I don't like it either. My child is only two years old. If he really fights... God knows if he can come back alive."

The big horse monkey shook his head, it seemed that he couldn't hear other valuable information, and he didn't go up to kill the two soldiers, but hung on the bridge and slowly lurked past.

Soon, the big horse monkey found the secret passage mentioned by the soldiers, and it is currently guarded by an enemy.

Without further ado, with one blow, the head fell to the ground!

Enter the dark passage!

"Hehe, veterans, this stand-alone game actually has transitions, and the setting of this plot does not poke the needle."

At this moment, the big horse monkey has subconsciously forgotten the fear of being dominated by the word "death".

Sure enough, if you want to overcome fear, you must overcome fear.

The scene immediately changed to "Sekiro" bringing the prince Kuro to the secret passage.

"I can only... escape the fate of blood? Is there no other choice?"

The big horse monkey twitched his lips.

Why is the prince so excited when he sees himself, and he is not a Tang monk... that's right, after being imprisoned for so many years, he finally has the hope of escape, can't he be excited?
Another 3 minute conversation.

According to the content of the conversation, Dama Monkey discovered that the protagonist "Sekiro" he controlled was just a machine that only knew how to execute orders.

Moreover, even if he could save the prince Jiulang, the prince Jiulang didn't know where he could go!

Dare to be kind, the co-authors are two stray dogs.

Plot task: Escape from Wei Country.

Going around in the secret passage, the two soon came to the exit.

As soon as they stepped out, a steady voice came into the ears of the two of them.

"It's been a long time, prince, the last time we met was in front of my uncle."

At the sight, a man in armor was standing in the wheat field.

The big horse monkey understood in an instant, the one who stepped on the horse, it turned out that his hard work to rescue the prince was also part of the enemy's plan.

And is this plot a plot of ethical love and killing?It is the prince and uncle.

And looking at this appearance, it is much better than the elite monster before, and the momentum is different.

At the end of the animation, the big horse monkey also knew the other party's name: Kenichiro Ashina.

The same two blood vessels, but the painting style has changed, which seems to be more cool.

"Boys, is this the Boss? I'm going to do it."

The big horse monkey called directly into the live broadcast room, and rushed up.

"clang!"

Ok?
The big horse monkey was stunned!

Does it hurt... Gua Sha?

When fighting elite monsters before, at least I could see some changes in the opponent's blood bar.

Haven't had time to feel emotional!
"Pfft~"

"die!"

The big horse monkey swallowed his saliva and did not explain, but directly clicked on resurrection.

Five seconds later.

"die!"

The third time, "Death!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room also noticed something was wrong, and instead of laughing at it immediately, they began to comfort the monkey.

"Brother Monkey, there seems to be something wrong with this boss. When there is a danger, you should control "Sekiro" to avoid it."

"This guy named Xianichiro Ashina seems to be a little perverted, and his combo is a bit cool."

"Brother Monkey, do you want to take a break?"

"..."

The big horse monkey smiled at the live broadcast room, indicating that he has no problems.

Click again to start over,
The fourth time, the fifth time, the sixth time... "Dead", "Dead", "Dead", "Dish"!
Like [Terror Cruise], it seems to be caught in a kind of endless loop.

And there are all kinds of death methods, such as heart-wrenching, waist cutting, beheading, three knives and six holes...etc, the scene is too horrible to look at.

What has also changed is Da Ma Hou's mentality. At this moment, he has returned to the way he used to play [If you are a man, you will go down a hundred floors].

The words "death" and "vegetable" are beating all the time, and the big horse monkey feels his hand holding the mouse trembling slightly.

"Huh~ old men, wait a moment." Turning his back, he took out the half-drunk Moutai in the drawer and took a sip.

"Come again!"

There are only two voices in the whole room that keep wandering: "Puff, puff, puff... ah... puff, puff... ah..."

Suddenly, the big horse monkey couldn't hold it back, and turned his head to hug the trash can and vomited wildly.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Good guy, can you still get morning sickness while playing a game?"

"Shall we call Brother Monkey 120?"

"..."

Just when everyone was discussing, the big horse monkey reappeared in the interface.

"No, it's okay! Just got up."

The big horse monkey couldn't say that it was because he was angry after drinking, he could only find an excuse.

"No, a small bug flew into my mouth just now, which made me sick."

I have to say that the Malaysian monkey is a bit aggrieved at the moment!
Nima!

Playing a game, I was able to throw myself up.

No, you have to go straight ahead!No matter what, I have to call this something... What Ichiro can do, otherwise it will be really embarrassing.