Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

Looking at a big "dead" word on the screen, next to whether to click resurrection (1/2).

"Hehe, there is actually a resurrection. Do you think Ye Laogou did it on purpose, knowing that players can't pass the level with one life, and in order to avoid public outrage, that's why he set up three lives?"

Da Mahou scratched the back of his head, and began to review the reason for his first death in his heart.

The first is that the enemy's reaction speed is fast, and the second is that the damage is high.

Before, Dama Monkey was thinking about why the game props have potion gourds like infinite bullets.

Dare to be kind!There is no chance to use it at all!

This elite monster will either die or be disabled when he is stabbed. According to the blood recovery speed, he can resist two stabs at most.

It seems that I can only use my housekeeping skills!
Click Resurrection.

"Old irons, I was careless! This time I am serious."

The big horse monkey stared at the screen intently, and manipulated "Sekiro" to rush over again.

"Clang clang clang!"

The first few attacks of the elite monster were perfectly blocked by the big horse monkey, without losing a trace of blood.

There is a play!

As long as you seize the momentary gap of the opponent's forward swing, you can indeed overturn the opponent without injury.

After a lot of hard work by the big horse monkey, relying on subtle operations, he finally ground one of the blood volume of the elite monster.

"Cut, that's all~" Da Mahou raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

For such a moment, he didn't know if it was the illusion of the big horse monkey, but he felt that the opponent's speed was a little faster.

It was too late to put down his hand to control "Sekiro" to block.

"die"!
A big death word appeared on the screen again, as if ruthlessly mocking it.

The big horse monkey's face collapsed in an instant. (*｀へ*)
Playing this game is really not happy at all, why is it always me who gets hurt.

"It doesn't make sense~ It shouldn't be so difficult, veterans. I was thinking about the setting of this boss. Maybe we should sneak attack one of the elite monster's HP first. Only in this way can the elite monster be easily dealt with."

There were a bunch of contemptuous gestures in the live broadcast room.

Bump bump bump bump! ! !

╭∩╮╭∩╮╭∩╮! ! !
"Brother Monkey, are you getting old and your hands and feet are not flexible, and you agreed to be a man so you can be straight!"

"Brother Monkey, what about the unparalleled mode that you agreed to use, and the one who chops vegetables in waves? Why do you get chopped all the time I see?"

"It seems that the anchor is stumped~ Why do I think it's not that difficult! The other party's movements are not fast, it should be that the anchor has not adapted to this rhythm."

"..."

After losing twice in a row, Da Ma Hou felt a little restless in his heart.

But in order to regain face, he clicked on the last resurrection again.

This time, the Dama Monkey learned how to be good, no longer swayed, and started stealth to come behind the elite monster.

Puff~Puff~
A knife pierced the opponent's neck, pulled it out and pierced it into the chest again, and then quickly pulled away and jumped away.

Sure enough, the trick worked.

One of the elite monsters—Heyuan Amada Naokatsu's red dot was immediately wiped out, and when he reacted, he directly slashed with a backhand, passing by the "Sekiro" controlled by the big horse monkey.

"Despicable villain, take your life!" Heyuan Amada Naokatsu roared, raised his samurai sword and rushed over.

"Clang clang!!!"

Under the meticulous operation of the big horse monkey, all the opponent's offensives were ruthlessly resolved by the big horse monkey.

"Brother Monkey, awesome! This one-handed operation is really amazing."

"I have to say that what should be asked has an immersive feeling, and the sense of substitution is really great."

The big horse monkey didn't pay attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room, but kept taking out weapons, and kept thrusting at Heyuan Tiantian Zhisheng.

In and out, blood splashed everywhere, the scene was especially bloody.

Suddenly, the opponent staggered, his center of gravity was unstable, and he knelt on the ground with one knee.

"good chance!"

Seeing that the opponent's blood volume had reached the killing line, the big horse monkey couldn't help but licked the corner of his mouth.

The controller "Sekiro" waved the wedge ball in his hand, aiming at the neck of Heyuan Amada Naokatsu.

"Dangerous!"

"die!"

what's the situation?
The big horse monkey was confused that time... why did he die when he was so good?
Watching the death animation, the other party was beheaded by the big horse monkey and rolled to the ground like a ball.

However, the opponent also made a counterattack before dying, and sent a double-cut seppuku combo to the big horse monkey.

That's why "Danger" appears first in the interface, and then... "Dish"?
The big horse monkey rubbed his eyes, this nima was dazzled by himself, it was obviously the word "death" just now, why did it suddenly become the word "vegetable"?

The live broadcast room also boiled instantly, amused by the designer's bad taste.

"Brother Monkey, what the designer means is that the cooking needs to be practiced more, and the cooking needs to be practiced more."

"( ￣ ▽ ￣)o╭╯ cooking needs more practice."

"Cooking needs more practice."

"..."

"Damn!" Looking at the screen full of barrage, Da Ma Hou felt that he was about to be brainwashed, and almost thought that he was really good.

But this designer is so disgusting!

"Death" is fine, but "vegetables" are still used, and the big horse monkey feels a stronger insult.

Also, why can an elite monster release "two combos" before dying?
Isn't this Nima a scam?

"Huh~" The big horse monkey took a deep breath and looked at the white paper and red letters pasted in front of the computer.

"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive..."

After a while, the big horse monkey still felt very aggrieved, stood up and said.

"Old irons, give me 5 minutes to smoke a cigarette and take it easy. I need to calm down and see you later."

After finishing speaking, the big horse monkey turned around and lit the cigarette in his hand when the camera was out of reach.

Watching the smoke drifting slowly, the big horse monkey took another sip of water.

Hmm...much more comfortable now!
After 5 minutes, the big horse monkey snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, and clicked again to start the [Sekiro] game.

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