Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Whoo~"

The big horse monkey took a deep breath and started again with a second life.

As long as you don't touch the little monster, you'll be fine, just be careful.

Controlled Mario to move forward, jumped over two small monsters in a row, and came to the second (?) block.

Unable to hold back his curiosity, the big horse monkey pushed hard!
"Boom boom boom!"

Accompanied by strange music, a mushroom slowly rises from the block.

"I remember that if you eat this, it will grow bigger! In this way, we will have two lives!"

The big horse monkey squinted his eyes, and quickly controlled Mario to walk towards the moving mushroom.

When it was about to meet, the big horse monkey stopped again.

There...is there any trap here?
drop by drop...

The mushrooms kept sliding and were about to fall into the deep pit.

Probably not, you can still gamble once for two lives~

The big horse monkey plucked up and controlled Mario to pluck up the courage to hit the mushroom.

thump thump thump...vomit! ! !
Mario tilted his head and fell to the floor, a black and white Mario slowly floated up.

【Game over! 】

"Ok?"

The big horse monkey was depressed and died again?Looking at the animation, it seems that he was still poisoned to death?
"I am Nima! I am the one who is about to be poisoned to death by this game, okay?"

"What the hell kind of game is this!! Can you play a little game in Yangjian?"

At this moment, the Da Ma Hou understands Ye Ling's purpose, co-authoring is "fishing".

At the beginning, two simple levels were used to lure the players into the bait, and let the players think that the game is very simple, so they get used to the simple difficulty and take it lightly.

From the third level, the difficulty begins to increase, allowing you to recover from happiness and fall into despair again.

Is this designer still human?
Nima, can't you design a game well to give players a sense of experience?

Wait... The big horse monkey suddenly thought of a fact.

At the beginning, when I played the first two levels, I still complained that it was not difficult or interesting. How has it changed now?

Moreover, this game is actually about human nature. As long as you are not greedy or curious, you should still be able to pass the level.

Yes, it must be so!

"Guys, you must not be greedy when playing this game. Can you stick to your heart? You must be able to pass the level easily!" Da Mahou said to the live broadcast room, and continued to start his third life.

Familiar scenes, familiar blocks.

The big horse monkey controls Mario to fly on the block, not to touch the block with (?) on the top, and not to touch any little monsters.

Passed the first hurdle, the second...

"Look, as long as I'm not greedy, it's easy...Gah!"

The big horse monkey controlled Mario to step on a certain block, and a huge spring appeared under his feet instantly, and Mario flew high.

The next moment, a picture of outer space appeared on the screen. Mario covered his neck with his hands and suffocated to death.

【Game over! 】

Failed again!

Looking at the familiar [Game over! ], the big horse monkey instantly felt his blood pressure go up, and his whole head was buzzing.

Nima!

This designer doesn't treat players as human beings anymore, and the third level is this difficult, so isn't the ninth level full of "Flying Immortals from Beyond the Sky"?
Calm down, keep calm!

The big horse monkey looked at the stickers on the computer screen and suppressed the irritable emotions in his heart. He couldn't directly smash the computer screen on impulse like he played the mini game [If you are a man, go down a hundred floors] before.

There was another frantic spit on the barrage.

"Brother Monkey's trip was worthwhile. He actually went to outer space. This designer's brains are beyond heaven."

"Brother Hou, hold back! Don't smash the computer again!"

"Hey hey hey (ω) hiahiahia... I suddenly know what kind of game this is!"

"This game is as disgusting as [If you are a man, go down a hundred floors], the only difference is that [If you are a man, go down a hundred floors], the game is to compete with yourself, but this game is to compete with the designer!"

"Hmm!! Familiar taste, familiar rhythm of the game!"

"Sure enough, Yegou is still cheap, and the 10000 yuan is not so easy to get."

"I'm going! "Leng Yi" master is on the fourth level, awesome!"

"What? I'll go take a look too~"

"Brother Monkey, I've always supported you, just take a look and come back!!"

"..."

Looking at a group of unreliable netizens, the blood of the monkey in Malaysia is about to vomit.

Get up from where you fell down. After thinking about it, Dama Monkey continued to start his own journey of abuse.

"Hmph, isn't it the third level~ You wait, I must be the first person to eat crabs."

"I jump, I hide...Wori!!!"

The piranha turned into a rocket, and the little turtle turned into a snapping turtle...

……

In a certain room in the imperial capital.

A young man wearing a black mask is sitting in front of the computer and typing on the keyboard.

Although he was wearing a black mask, he could still tell from his eyes and bridge of nose that he was a handsome guy.

Beside the young man, there was a computer that continuously analyzed the data of his playing games, and there was a photo of Ye Ling on the table.

He is "Leng Yi", formerly known as Xie Jinghe, a genius in the game industry, who has never appeared on the Internet with his real face.

At this moment, he was staring at the computer screen tightly, carefully controlling Mario to move forward.

Interesting, really interesting!
From [If you are a man, go down a hundred floors] to [Scary Granny] to [Super Mario], he is the record holder for every mini-game.

beep, beep...

Mario in the interface was sent away by the rocket again, and Xie Jinghe immediately uploaded the data on the computer beside him.

Glancing at the photos on the table, Xie Jinghe's eyes revealed a strong desire for competition.

I haven't felt this way for a long time!This feeling of meeting your opponent!

"Da da da……"

Start again~death~record data~death... It goes on and on again, never tired of it!

……

Inside the villa.

Wang Facai came to Ye Ling with the computer in his arms: "Captain Ye, you are so ruthless! I remember when I played before, the third level was not like this. Did you secretly upgrade the difficulty again?"

"It's just a small increase." Ye Ling touched his nose and continued to look at the data in front of the screen.

Within half an hour, the game has been downloaded as high as 11 copies.

"Captain Ye, you're probably a million points! It's really too difficult for a chicken." Luo Tong couldn't help complaining.

At the moment, Luo Tong and Zhang Han are also experiencing the game, wanting to get the 1 yuan bonus for themselves.

I really don’t know if I don’t play it, and I’m startled when I play it.

Even though the two of them have already thought of 99 ways to die, there will still be a 100th way in the game.

"Damn it, it's still possible to die like this!" Zhang Han sighed and gave up his position to Luo Tong.

"Let's not have one life per person. According to the rules of the game, let's use three lives per person. Otherwise, the time to change positions will be longer than our game time!" Luo Tong was tired of moving his buttocks, and couldn't help but proposed new proposal.

"I think it's okay, then three lives! You start first." Zhang Han also agreed.

Mainly starting from the third level, you die once every less than 30 seconds. After thinking about it for a long time, you can only accumulate with your life.

Sitting in front of the computer, Luo Tong didn't rush to start immediately, but recalled the location of the death trap in his mind.

After a while.

Pass the first two levels without dying.

The third level, start, jump, step over the little monster, seduce the rocket, a big jump!

Make it through the obstacles ahead!

"It seems to be a bit of a feeling, as long as we practice this set of skills, in fact, this difficulty can also be accepted..."

Not finished yet.

A cloud above the head unexpectedly fell, smashing Mario controlled by Luo Tong into a meatloaf.

【Game over! 】

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"Well, it's better to burp if you are proficient! You are so awesome!" Zhang Han couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"Nimma, who knows that clouds will fall, why doesn't it thunder?" Luo Tong cursed.

So, for the second time, I was struck by lightning and hiccupped!

"Luo Tong, you'd better say a few words less, it's really a "God's prophecy"!" Zhang Han couldn't help laughing out again: "What does it mean that life is full of surprises!"

"Fart surprise, I think it's the game version of "Reaper is Coming." Luo Tong complained to the screen for a while, then turned to look at Ye Ling: "Captain Ye, you're going too far!"

Ye Ling spread her hands, pretending to be innocent...