Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Is this cover too low?"

"Sure enough, as I guessed, this designer is a leek cutter again."

"But this little boy is still so cute."

"So, what kind of game is this?"

"Brother Monkey, hurry up and work hard!"

"Go to war!"

Dama Monkey is also a little depressed, this is the simplest game he has ever seen, this designer is really too coping.

10 points for this?
It seems that this problem has to be reported to the platform after the broadcast, and these unreliable "mouse shit" must be eliminated.

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[The villain who controls the screen keeps jumping downwards. The difference is that as the number of layers increases, the speed will become faster and the difficulty will become higher and higher. Come and challenge, this is a game for the brave.

If you're a man, I'm sure you'll be able to get down to level 1. 】

Heh, the introduction is a radical method again.

Isn't it just to control the characters to descend and avoid those obstacles? It's not difficult at all.

"Brothers, I've started the evaluation. In my opinion, isn't this kind of mentally handicapped game just as long as you have a hand?"

After finishing speaking, Da Ma Hou clicked Start without hesitation.

On the screen, a demo screen popped up.

A small figure in a beret stands on a smooth platform with sharp spikes crowning his head.

The ceiling with spikes will continue to fall, and the player needs to control the villain to land left or right.

Some platforms below are spikes, some are flames... some are safe platforms, please explore by yourself.

The player can only control the villain to land on the safety platform, and cannot step into the air, otherwise he will fall to his death.

Are you ready?
yes! or no! (Please click!)

"Heh, it's too mentally retarded!" The big horse monkey couldn't help complaining again, picked up the farmer's three punches and filled half a bottle.

"Brothers, watch me pass the level once!" After boasting, Da Mahou clicked yes without hesitation!

When the game started, the ceiling above the head began to drop, and the big horse monkey began to control the left and right directions on the keyboard.

The villain in yellow clothes starts to move left and right according to the buttons of the big horse monkey.

Boom!
Successfully landed a floor.

"Hmph!" The big horse monkey complained disdainfully: "It's not difficult at all, the speed of the ceiling falling is the same as that of a tortoise."

"I'm on the left, I'm on the right, I'll show you how to land two floors in a row without touching." With a little control, the big horse monkey is proficient.

Seeing the big horse monkey so snarky, the barrage kept floating up.

"Brother Monkey, you've only gone down the fifth floor and you're so frightened?"

"But I don't think it's difficult. Just control it left and right, which is much simpler than other games."

"I guess this designer is too boring to design such a boring game."

"How many floors do you think Brother Monkey can go down to?"

"With this rhythm, the 50th floor should be no problem!"

"Brother Hou is also an old tester, I bet 70 floors."

Suddenly, the speed of the ceiling above the head suddenly accelerated and entered the next rhythm. The big horse monkey didn't adapt to it, and the direction control was wrong.

"puff!"

The villain fell on the spiked platform without any mistakes. The spikes pierced through the villain's stomach, a smear of blood came out, and the villain's head tilted.

[game over!Layer 11! 】

"Do you want to start over?"

"yes! or no?"

Looking at the dead villain on the screen, Da Ma Hou suddenly showed an embarrassing look on his face.

In the live broadcast room, a group of friends in the water saw this scene and immediately started to pick up the rhythm.

"Hahaha, brother monkey overturned!"

"Brother Monkey is not a man! Real hammer!"

"I didn't expect that Brother Hou could only go down to the tenth floor. You're over-pretending."

"Brother Monkey, are you stupid! You can't be too frivolous, you will be taught to be a human being."

"It's the first time. It's normal to have no experience. Brother Hou will be able to practice in a while, so let's stay tuned."

"Brother Monkey is fucking daddy! kwsl."

Suddenly, a barrage attracted everyone's attention.

Little Hammer: "Brother Monkey, if you can get down to the ninetyth floor, I'll give you ten Jialianhua!"

Little Hammer: "Brother Monkey, you have to believe in yourself and prove that you are a man."

Little Hammer: "Brother Monkey, you can't do it, can you?"

Little Hammer: "Brother Monkey, in this way, if you can reach a hundred floors, I will become an emperor!"

All the water friends: There is no humanity in the trenches!Monkey brother come on!

At the same time, some people began to pay attention to this "local tyrant" who suddenly appeared.

The big horse monkey also saw this barrage, and suddenly the man's self-esteem popped out.

How can a man say no!

Damn it!

"Brother Little Hammer, it's a deal!"

The big horse monkey looked at the screen again, and decisively clicked yes again!

It was just a mistake just now, only 100 floors, it must be fine.

The villain keeps jumping down under the control of the big horse monkey.

One floor, two floors...

With the experience of the first failure, the Dama monkey became more cautious.

16 floors, 17 floors...

Suddenly, the big horse monkey narrowed his eyes.

Boom!
The platform that a villain stepped on was directly shattered, and the villain fell into the endless void.

A villain appears in the picture after being smashed to pieces.

[game over!Layer 19! 】

"Do you want to start over?"

"yes! or no?"

"F*ck!" Da Mahou couldn't help but swear. "This game is so deceitful, I didn't say that this kind of game will drop!"

Chaoguan: "Detected that the host Damahou violated the Internet Civilization Convention once, please pay attention, otherwise the broadcast will be forced."

The live room was instantly boiling.

"Hahaha, brother monkey failed again!"

"Brother Monkey, you can't be cowardly! You have to fight it!"

"Brother Monkey actually attracted Superman, it's not easy!!"

"Suddenly I feel that this game is interesting! It doesn't seem to be so mentally handicapped. I haven't seen a similar game before."

Little Hammer: "Brother Monkey, are you a man? I'll lower my requirements. As soon as you get to the 60th floor, I'll open the emperor + ten Jialianhuas! I'll give you one night."

Friends of the water: three └(┐卍ロ-ロ) what?

This guy named Little Hammer is too ruthless!
The big horse monkey is also itching in his heart. It is not money, but the more emperors in his live broadcast room, the higher the weight will be.

Gan!No matter what, you have to pass the level to prove your ability!

Touching his nose, Da Ma Hou looked at the cigarettes beside him, and after thinking about it, he resisted the urge.

After all, he was still live broadcasting, and he was warned once.

Click "yes!" again

Sweat began to break out from the foreheads of the villains and monkeys who were manipulating the platform with full concentration.

The third time, he was burned to death!
For the fourth time, the trampoline bounced to the top of the head and stabbed him to death!
The fifth time, the moving platform slipped and died!

the sixth time.

The seventh time...the tenth time...the highest time was only 35 floors.

……

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the big horse monkey start to attack the [-]th floor again and again almost crazily, and they were all dumbfounded.

One of them was sipping Jiang Xiaobai, and the water friend Wang Xiaochui, who was knocking on melon seeds, was laughing loudly.

Yo!

Seeing the madness of the big horse monkey, Wang Xiaochui felt the same way, and felt a lot better in his heart.

At the same time, Wang Xiaochui burst into laughter seeing more and more people paying attention to him.

As for the opponent passing through the 60th floor?
impossible!

He still knows Dama Monkey, he is just not as famous as him, but his hand speed has definitely surpassed him.

In this way, my highest level is only 45 floors, so it is impossible for Dama Monkey to exceed 60 floors.

By the way, quickly post the video.

Fortunately, I have the habit of recording screen when playing games.

Title: Hahaha, [If you are a man, go down to the 100th floor] game experience, I have already gone down to the 45th floor, who else! ! !
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Jinsheng Garden District.

Ye Ling moved her head to put herself in a more comfortable state, and fell asleep soundly.

Negative emotion value +1, +1, +1...