Three Kingdoms: I bound the Pinxixi system

"Yuan Shang, why did you go so early?"

The next morning, when Zhao Chen woke up, he saw Yuan Shang who lived next door sneaking around as if he was going out, so he called out to stop him.

"Ah, the Regent!"

"You got up so early, how did you sleep well last night?"

"Didn't I go to the street to prepare some funeral supplies for my father!"

"After listening to your words yesterday, I feel that I was really not a thing before!"

"So I decided to prepare some funeral objects for my father, so as to comfort his spirit in heaven."

Suddenly being called by Zhao Chen, Yuan Shang was shocked, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, and he almost believed a lie.

"It's rare for you to know your way back, that's great!"

"then you go!"

Hearing Yuan Shang's words, Zhao Chen didn't doubt that there was him, but he was a little emotional, if he knew this earlier, why bother.

"Well, okay, Regent, then you rest first, and if you need anything, you can tell the servants at any time, and I will leave first!"

Hearing Zhao Chen's words, Yuan Shang heaved a sigh of relief, and after he finished speaking, he was ready to rub the soles of his feet with oil and run away quickly.

But it was a coincidence that at this moment, the door on the other side of Zhao Chen was also suddenly opened.

I saw that Yuan Tan, like Yuan Shang, squeezed out from the crack of the door timidly.

It's just that as soon as he came out, Zhao Chen's weird eyes and Yuan Shang's broken expression met him.

"you"

"You also went out to buy funeral goods?"

Looking at Yuan Tan who also looked confused, Zhao Chen asked with some uncertainty.

"Ah, yes yes yes!"

"He's with me, we made an appointment yesterday!"

Before Yuan Tan could answer, Yuan Shang hurriedly took over the conversation.

He was afraid that Yuan Tan's stupid mind would not be able to turn around for a while, and it would be bad if the explanation diverged and Zhao Chen became suspicious.

"Since when did the two of you have such a good relationship?"

"Besides, it's not shameful to buy funeral goods when you buy funeral goods. Why are you so wretched?"

Looking at the two brothers in front of him, Zhao Chen couldn't help but have some doubts, these two people must have some serious illness, right?

"Well, it's like this. After we heard what you said yesterday, we felt that it was really inappropriate for us to continue fighting like this."

"Brothers don't have an overnight feud, you say so!"

"In addition, the two of us have been fighting each other before, and even the burial of our father was delayed. I really feel that we were too insignificant before."

"So we reached a settlement last night and decided to go together today to pick out funeral goods for my father."

"Let him, the old man, see that our two brothers are of the same heart in the sky, I think he will feel relieved a lot!"

"As for Quiet Mimi, it's because of the face."

"The two of us have grown up so much, we haven't gone shopping by ourselves yet!"

"What's more, if you buy this kind of thing, I'm afraid that the servants in the mansion will lose face if they see it!"

After a set of explanations, Yuan Shang himself feels that he is a genius, and he can make up for it.

"Okay, then you go."

"Brothers are of the same heart, this is very good!"

Hearing Yuan Shang's explanation, Zhao Chen nodded, as if he believed it.

Seeing this, Yuan Shang heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pulled Yuan Tan who was still in a daze and ran away.

"TMD, these two guys really think I'm a fool, don't they?"

"You can't make up a decent lie even if you make up a lie!"

"I want to see what tricks you can pull off."

Seeing the backs of the two leaving, Zhao Chen cursed.

This Yuan Shang looked very smart, but in the end, he was like a primary school student when he made up lies, without any technical content.

But Zhao Chen didn't bother to expose them, he knew that he had robbed these two brothers of their future, and they would definitely not let it go.

But it doesn't matter, who am I, President Zhao, afraid of?
there is always a solution to a problem.

I'm really anxious, once an RPG is launched, the Buddha has to stand aside.

After figuring this out, Zhao Chen hummed a ditty and walked towards the hall of Yuan Mansion.

It's getting late, it's time to cook!
"Are you a fool?"

"Why did you come out at this time? Do you know that I almost revealed my secrets just now! Fortunately, I reacted quickly!"

On the other side, Yuan Shang, who had just walked out of Yuan Mansion, began to criticize Yuan Tan.

He thought his acting skills were perfect!

"Then who knows, you just came out right now!"

Yuan Tan, who was scolded, was not to be outdone, and turned back with a backhand.

"Nonsense, if I hadn't just come out, according to your brain, you would have revealed your secret just as soon as he asked you!"

"Okay, let's not talk about this!"

"Second brother told you about the plan yesterday, right?"

"Well, I said it!"

"Okay, then let's split up, you go to Mihunsan, I'll go to Glycerin!"

"By the way, remember to buy some funeral goods and go back!"

As if thinking of something, Yuan Shang turned his head and gave Yuan Tan instructions again.

"Buying funeral goods? Do you really want to do funeral for your father?"

Hearing Yuan Shang's words, Yuan Tan was surprised. He remembered that the plan didn't mention buying funeral objects!

"I'll fuck your grandma!"

"Your brain is stuffed with earwax?"

"Just now we claimed to be out to buy funeral goods. If we meet Zhao Chen again when we go back, wouldn't we just pass it off if we don't have any real things?"

Yuan Shang looked at his elder brother speechlessly.

He even wondered if his mother threw him away when she gave birth to this guy and raised the placenta.

"Oh, yes!"

Seeing how stupid his elder brother was, Yuan Shang didn't bother to pay any attention to him, turned around and walked towards the alley.

By the time Zhao Chen saw the two brothers, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, it was already night.

The two held a large pile of funeral objects in their arms.

Paper ingots, paper bank notes, everything you expect to find.

The most outrageous thing was that he saw that guy Yuan Tan was holding a few paper puppets in his arms.

Is this to find a few more wives for his father in the underworld?

Will his mother really not beat her up when she finds out?

Holding these outlandish thoughts, Zhao Chen went back to his room and fell asleep.

No matter what kind of moth they are doing, Zhao Chen is still doing what he should do.

Anyway, he doesn't even take off his legendary suit when he sleeps now, so if they have the ability, they will kill him like this.

Nothing happened all night, and when he woke up the next day, Zhao Chen was still wandering around the Yuan Mansion as if he was visiting the back garden of his own home.

The strange thing is that Zhao Chen didn't see Yuan Shang and the others all day today.

Instead, I saw quite a few servants spraying something inside and outside the Yuan Mansion.

Zhao Chen stopped a servant to ask, and they only told Zhao Chen that there were a lot of mosquitoes in Yuan Mansion recently, and they were spraying insecticide.

But Zhao Chen obviously didn't believe such an answer.

Because while the servants were not paying attention, he secretly sniffed their so-called insecticide, which had a strong smell of tar.

Although he didn't know what they were going to do, his intuition told Zhao Chen that Yuan Shang and the others were probably ready to do something.

Sure enough, when Zhao Chen was fast asleep that night, a system notification sounded suddenly, waking him up.