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This is not a joke.

To put it in a small way, it is disrespecting the princess, and to say it in a big way, it is to despise the royal family.

Lin Wuyue also looked worried.

Lin Yun twisted it with the turning spoon in his hand, and explained: "You don't understand! Although this feces is not smelly, but after I refine it, it will become a very fragrant perfume! If you don't believe me, wait for it!" Look!! It's about to be out of the pot!"

Lin Wuyue and Ye Wanqing glanced at each other, both of them were also aroused with curiosity.

The two of them knew what Lin Yun was capable of, and as long as they said it, they would definitely be able to do it.

Perfume can be made from feces, which is still too unbelievable.

Ah San also had a dazed look on his face. Although he was always far away, the smell of feces was unavoidable on his body. Every time he smelled the smell, he would retch.

After another two sticks of incense time passed, the pot of excrement finally bottomed out.

Lin Yun picked out some residues again, and finally white and brown crystals appeared at the bottom of the pot.

Lin Yun stood up abruptly and laughed loudly: "Successful!"

As he said that, he took out the bowls and chopsticks he had prepared in advance, and put the crystals into the bowls.

Lin Wuyue and the others were dumbfounded by his appearance.

Especially seeing him put it into the bowl with chopsticks, those who didn't know thought he was going to eat?
"vomit!!"

Lin Wuyue couldn't bear it anymore, she vomited it out, stomped her feet and left, and shouted: "Sister, don't touch me from now on!! You're so disgusting!!"

Saying that, turn around and leave.

Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said, "I've said it all, now it's just the process of making perfume, and it will stop smelling soon! Why don't you believe it?"

Seeing Lin Wuyue leave, Lin Yun ignored her.

He had already put the prepared skatole into a bowl, patted Ah San on the shoulder, and said with a smirk: "Ah San, I will leave the rest to you!!"

"Me? Master Fourteen, I really don't know what to do? How about you teach me?"

"What don't you know? Clean up here!! Also, this pot is a treasure, clean it and send it back to me!! Do you know?"

Ah San was on the verge of crying, and quickly said, "Master Fourteen, you can't let yourself be fooled by a lowly job!! Otherwise, you should leave it to someone else!!"

Lin Yun jokingly said: "What? I can't bear this grievance? Remember, this is my test for you too! Don't talk nonsense, go clean it up!! If you don't clean it up, you will die!!"

As he said that, Lin Yun didn't forget to kick his ass.

Of course, he looks serious, but in fact he is completely joking.

At this time, he was too embarrassed to bother others, so he could only ask Ah San, who was closest to him, to help.

After that, Lin Yun went home with the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other.

And from this day on, Lin Yun was nicknamed by everyone in Niubei Village, called Shi Gongzi!

However, it was only the villagers who dared to say it as a joke in private, and they dared not mention it in front of outsiders or with Lin Yun present.

When Lin Yun returned home, he went straight to the operating room.

Lin Wuyue cared and said: "Msanggong, it's already three o'clock! If you have anything to do, it's not too late to do it tomorrow! Your body is important!!"

Lin Yun grinned, and made a gesture of a hungry tiger rushing for food, and said: "Okay!! It's still my husband who is considerate, so let's go back to the room and make out now!!"

"what!!"

Lin Wuyue was so frightened that she hid back and let out a scream.

Not afraid of Lin Yun, but afraid of the filth on his body.

Just as Lin Yun got closer to her, he could clearly smell a strong stench.

"Okay! I won't quarrel with you anymore! Madam, let's go back and rest first!! I have to be busy for a while!!"

Lin Yun put the bowl containing skatole on the table.

Lin Wuyue nodded, and said: "Then I'll go prepare the bath water for my husband first!!"

She is a woman who loves cleanliness. She cleans the house spotlessly on weekdays, and she can't tolerate Lin Yun who smells like feces.

Afterwards, Lin Yun took out and heated the distilled water he had prepared before, and found the leftover white wine from the last drink, and blended it into skatole according to a specific ratio.

After some twisting, the brown crystals gradually melted, and finally, the liquid mixed with distilled water and white wine turned pale yellow.

And the smell gradually faded from the initial stench.

But still can smell the stink.

In desperation, he could only continue to dilute, adding distilled water and liquor.

Distilled water does not contain any impurities and can be mixed with everything. Because of its volatility, distilled water can also play a role in volatilizing the aroma after it is fused with the aroma.

Another half an hour passed, and Lin Yun finally found the right dilution ratio, and the vessel finally released a faint jasmine aroma, especially when it was blended with white wine, the smell was even more intoxicating.

Lin Yun took a deep breath, with a fascinated face, and said with a smile: "It really tastes good!"

At this moment, he even thought about the promotional slogan for the future.

Although jasmine is not too gorgeous, it has the sweetness of roses, the fragrance of plum blossoms, the tranquility of orchids, and the elegance of magnolias.

Moreover, jasmine has always had the implication of loyalty and purity, and is absolutely worthy of the noble status of the royal family.

Lin Yun went through so much trouble to make this jasmine perfume despite being scolded by the whole village, just to take the opportunity to make friends with the little princess.

Although I have already reached a gentleman's friendship with the emperor, I don't need to care about this little princess at all.

But Lin Yun has long had the idea of ​​making friends with members of the royal family.

Just never had a chance.

The most important thing is that it is not so utilitarian to make friends with the little princess.

At least the little princess doesn't care about her status, it's just because he can make perfume.

From this point of view, whether it is the emperor or the eight sage kings who met later, they have too high expectations for him.

Lin Yun didn't dare to imagine that if one day he encountered setbacks or failed in his actions, would the emperor and the Eight Sage Kings still treat him courteously?
Therefore, if you don't make friends with too deep interests, you will become true friends instead, and you can help yourself when you encounter problems.

After that, Lin Yun put all the diluted jasmine perfume into the wooden bottle.

When he returned to the room, Lin Wuyue had already prepared a large bucket of bath water.

Lin Yun said with a smile: "Madam still loves me!! Hurry up and give Husband a hug, you miss me to death!!"

Lin Wuyue dodged backwards, but how could Lin Yun give her a chance, and directly pulled her into the barrel together.

The two came to have a play with mandarin ducks, very happy.

After some flirting and teasing, half an hour passed.

Lin Yun was washed clean by Lin Wuyue, and both of them were exhausted, they didn't even clear the tub, they both lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

The next morning, Lin Yun was the first to wake up.

But Lin Wuyue was still soundly asleep.

Lin Yun saw it and understood that she must have been exhausted last night.

It must be exhausting to have sex with him and to bathe him while serving him.