Chapter 74 Oiran Qingying
"Father, why are you here?"
When the scene was so embarrassing, Liu Sheng was the first to break the awkward silence.
The old eunuch on the side shut up when he heard the words.
The father and son of the Cheng family behind Liu Sheng couldn't pretend that they didn't see anything at this time.
They saluted quickly:
"Your Majesty's forgiveness!"
The emperor came here, let's not talk about it for the time being, but as a veteran of the dynasty, it is a bit unreasonable for him to come here.
Li Shimin quickly stopped them and stopped them:
"No need to be polite!"
Fortunately, they were stopped early, otherwise, how conspicuous they would be in this crowd.
If the common people discovered his identity, wouldn't his old face disappear?
The face-saving Li Shimin naturally didn't dare to let them salute again.
"Now I'm visiting in private, so there's no need to be polite, everything is kept simple!"
Wechat private visit?
Liu Sheng narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked Li Shimin up and down.
This excuse is so familiar, isn't this the excuse I look for every day?
It can be seen that His Majesty's attire does not look like a private visit in a micro-clothes, but more like pretending to be a rich man, and he is still here at Miaoyinfang.
Your private visit in a micro-service... the class you have crossed is enough nonsense, at least I am going to a wine shop for a private visit.
You are even more old, and you came directly to the brothel for a private visit, your face is much thicker than that of your son-in-law.
Liu Sheng laughed secretly in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on the surface, and still respectfully said:
"Father, you are here..."
Li Shimin glanced at him, coughed and said:
"I'm a little tired from reviewing the memorial, so I come here to relax."
As he said that, he frowned slightly, and looked at the old eunuch beside him, "What's wrong with you, you brought me here!"
"What a system!"
The guests who just passed by him into Miaoyinfang kept turning their heads to look at Li Shimin, and kept shaking their heads at him.
"I've come to the entrance of Miaoyinfang, what are you pretending?"
"That's right, who doesn't know what you're here for in Miaoyinfang!"
"It's too pretentious, let's go in, don't pay attention to such self-deceiving people."
You have all come to Miaoyinfang, and you are still standing at the door and scolding "Cheng Hede", if you have the guts, go out.
Either you come in, it's really a grind.
Li Shimin was extremely embarrassed when he heard this.
He just wanted to find an excuse, but he didn't expect to be laughed at by passers-by.
This made him extremely angry and humiliated.
Liu Sheng and Cheng's father and son looked at each other, and they all saw it clearly in each other's eyes.
It can be seen that the majesty in front of him is also an old critic, otherwise, why did he happen to come on the day when the oiran of Miaoyinfang appeared today?
The old eunuch beside Li Shimin didn't dare to refute, anyway, they were born to blame the master, so he naturally bowed down to apologize.
At the same time, Li Shimin also forgave the old eunuch, who was very grateful.
In front of a few people, a picture of the master's kindness and servant's loyalty was performed, but Liu Sheng didn't believe Li Shimin's words at all, everyone was old-fashioned, so there was nothing to hide.
You just say it directly, isn't that all right?
"Ahem, Liu Sheng, what are you doing here again?"
Liu Sheng froze all over. He patronized Li Shimin, and he hadn't found a reason yet. When he asked him this question, he immediately faltered and said:
"Father, I, I'm just... I was just pulled over by Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi."
"For them to come to me, I also tried my best to resist. It was really helpless. They just told me that there was an event to participate in, but I didn't expect that they would bring me here!"
"What a gentle scum, if I had known that they brought me here, I would not have come!"
"Father, if you don't believe me, ask them!"
Liu Sheng glanced at the bewildered Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi, they would never have thought that Liu Sheng would pick himself out in a few words.
And also took advantage of the situation to portray himself as an honest person who was forced to be helpless, and didn't know anything about it, and was unwilling.
In front of Li Shimin, they were already nervous, but now they were even more anxious and couldn't say anything.
Seeing this, Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up, and he also said:
"Your Majesty, the old minister, I am here to capture the old minister's two rebellious sons. How dare these two rebellious sons hold the son-in-law hostage!"
"Your Majesty, for this matter, the old minister is willing to accept the punishment!"
The two brothers turned their heads stiffly to look at their father, looked at each other for a few seconds, and then fell silent.
Just now it was Liu Sheng who didn't talk about martial arts, they didn't react, but now they dare not refute, this is their father after all, if they expose their father, they will definitely have fried meat with bamboo whips when they go home.
Li Shimin stared at the people, of course he knew what Liu Sheng, Cheng Yaojin and his son were doing here, they were just like him.
However, everyone needs face. Although everyone knows what they are asking, they still need a fig leaf.
This is especially true between courtiers and the emperor, and between the father-in-law and his son-in-law.
The most important thing is that he encountered both, which is the most unlucky.
Seeing that it was getting late, and it was estimated that the oiran inside would come out soon, Li Shimin waved his hand and said:
"That's all, let's pay their entrance fees together."
Liu Sheng and the others raised their heads in astonishment. They thought that today's event was over.
But he didn't expect that there would be another village in the dark. It seems that Li Shimin's old-fashioned nature is even bigger than his face, which he really didn't expect.
With a cheeky face, Li Shimin put his hands behind his back and whispered:
"This matter should not be spread to outsiders, you are all clear?"
Liu Sheng and Cheng's father and son all nodded. Regarding today's matter, they planned to die in their stomachs.
However, after many years, a novel suddenly broke out, the title of which is "The Days When I Went to the Brothel with the Emperor".
The old eunuch hurried to pay the entrance fees for several people, and then they walked in behind Li Shimin.
As soon as I entered, I saw the spacious hall of Miaoyinfang, which is now overcrowded.
You can see young men everywhere, after all, this is still a brothel, they come here for that little thing.
Everyone was not surprised, they found an empty table and sat down.
Come to think of it, the oiran should be coming out soon.
As soon as the guesses in my mind settled down, I heard cheers not far away. Liu Sheng, Li Shimin and others looked up.
Then I saw Luo Qi's light clothes, with the posture of sinking fish and geese closing the moon and shameful flowers. This woman should have the beauty in the sky, with thin lips and pink face, and a woman with peach blossoms and beautiful eyes came out. She is the oiran Qingying.
The scene was a complete sensation, and everyone was fascinated by this beautiful and wonderful man.
"Father, why are you here?"
When the scene was so embarrassing, Liu Sheng was the first to break the awkward silence.
The old eunuch on the side shut up when he heard the words.
The father and son of the Cheng family behind Liu Sheng couldn't pretend that they didn't see anything at this time.
They saluted quickly:
"Your Majesty's forgiveness!"
The emperor came here, let's not talk about it for the time being, but as a veteran of the dynasty, it is a bit unreasonable for him to come here.
Li Shimin quickly stopped them and stopped them:
"No need to be polite!"
Fortunately, they were stopped early, otherwise, how conspicuous they would be in this crowd.
If the common people discovered his identity, wouldn't his old face disappear?
The face-saving Li Shimin naturally didn't dare to let them salute again.
"Now I'm visiting in private, so there's no need to be polite, everything is kept simple!"
Wechat private visit?
Liu Sheng narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked Li Shimin up and down.
This excuse is so familiar, isn't this the excuse I look for every day?
It can be seen that His Majesty's attire does not look like a private visit in a micro-clothes, but more like pretending to be a rich man, and he is still here at Miaoyinfang.
Your private visit in a micro-service... the class you have crossed is enough nonsense, at least I am going to a wine shop for a private visit.
You are even more old, and you came directly to the brothel for a private visit, your face is much thicker than that of your son-in-law.
Liu Sheng laughed secretly in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on the surface, and still respectfully said:
"Father, you are here..."
Li Shimin glanced at him, coughed and said:
"I'm a little tired from reviewing the memorial, so I come here to relax."
As he said that, he frowned slightly, and looked at the old eunuch beside him, "What's wrong with you, you brought me here!"
"What a system!"
The guests who just passed by him into Miaoyinfang kept turning their heads to look at Li Shimin, and kept shaking their heads at him.
"I've come to the entrance of Miaoyinfang, what are you pretending?"
"That's right, who doesn't know what you're here for in Miaoyinfang!"
"It's too pretentious, let's go in, don't pay attention to such self-deceiving people."
You have all come to Miaoyinfang, and you are still standing at the door and scolding "Cheng Hede", if you have the guts, go out.
Either you come in, it's really a grind.
Li Shimin was extremely embarrassed when he heard this.
He just wanted to find an excuse, but he didn't expect to be laughed at by passers-by.
This made him extremely angry and humiliated.
Liu Sheng and Cheng's father and son looked at each other, and they all saw it clearly in each other's eyes.
It can be seen that the majesty in front of him is also an old critic, otherwise, why did he happen to come on the day when the oiran of Miaoyinfang appeared today?
The old eunuch beside Li Shimin didn't dare to refute, anyway, they were born to blame the master, so he naturally bowed down to apologize.
At the same time, Li Shimin also forgave the old eunuch, who was very grateful.
In front of a few people, a picture of the master's kindness and servant's loyalty was performed, but Liu Sheng didn't believe Li Shimin's words at all, everyone was old-fashioned, so there was nothing to hide.
You just say it directly, isn't that all right?
"Ahem, Liu Sheng, what are you doing here again?"
Liu Sheng froze all over. He patronized Li Shimin, and he hadn't found a reason yet. When he asked him this question, he immediately faltered and said:
"Father, I, I'm just... I was just pulled over by Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi."
"For them to come to me, I also tried my best to resist. It was really helpless. They just told me that there was an event to participate in, but I didn't expect that they would bring me here!"
"What a gentle scum, if I had known that they brought me here, I would not have come!"
"Father, if you don't believe me, ask them!"
Liu Sheng glanced at the bewildered Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi, they would never have thought that Liu Sheng would pick himself out in a few words.
And also took advantage of the situation to portray himself as an honest person who was forced to be helpless, and didn't know anything about it, and was unwilling.
In front of Li Shimin, they were already nervous, but now they were even more anxious and couldn't say anything.
Seeing this, Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up, and he also said:
"Your Majesty, the old minister, I am here to capture the old minister's two rebellious sons. How dare these two rebellious sons hold the son-in-law hostage!"
"Your Majesty, for this matter, the old minister is willing to accept the punishment!"
The two brothers turned their heads stiffly to look at their father, looked at each other for a few seconds, and then fell silent.
Just now it was Liu Sheng who didn't talk about martial arts, they didn't react, but now they dare not refute, this is their father after all, if they expose their father, they will definitely have fried meat with bamboo whips when they go home.
Li Shimin stared at the people, of course he knew what Liu Sheng, Cheng Yaojin and his son were doing here, they were just like him.
However, everyone needs face. Although everyone knows what they are asking, they still need a fig leaf.
This is especially true between courtiers and the emperor, and between the father-in-law and his son-in-law.
The most important thing is that he encountered both, which is the most unlucky.
Seeing that it was getting late, and it was estimated that the oiran inside would come out soon, Li Shimin waved his hand and said:
"That's all, let's pay their entrance fees together."
Liu Sheng and the others raised their heads in astonishment. They thought that today's event was over.
But he didn't expect that there would be another village in the dark. It seems that Li Shimin's old-fashioned nature is even bigger than his face, which he really didn't expect.
With a cheeky face, Li Shimin put his hands behind his back and whispered:
"This matter should not be spread to outsiders, you are all clear?"
Liu Sheng and Cheng's father and son all nodded. Regarding today's matter, they planned to die in their stomachs.
However, after many years, a novel suddenly broke out, the title of which is "The Days When I Went to the Brothel with the Emperor".
The old eunuch hurried to pay the entrance fees for several people, and then they walked in behind Li Shimin.
As soon as I entered, I saw the spacious hall of Miaoyinfang, which is now overcrowded.
You can see young men everywhere, after all, this is still a brothel, they come here for that little thing.
Everyone was not surprised, they found an empty table and sat down.
Come to think of it, the oiran should be coming out soon.
As soon as the guesses in my mind settled down, I heard cheers not far away. Liu Sheng, Li Shimin and others looked up.
Then I saw Luo Qi's light clothes, with the posture of sinking fish and geese closing the moon and shameful flowers. This woman should have the beauty in the sky, with thin lips and pink face, and a woman with peach blossoms and beautiful eyes came out. She is the oiran Qingying.
The scene was a complete sensation, and everyone was fascinated by this beautiful and wonderful man.
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