broken!Li Er's son turned out to be a hidden boss
Chapter 650 Tell You a Joke
"Among Europe, apart from the Holy See Guards, this Macedonian phalanx is their famous unit."
"Oh, Your Majesty still knows something about Europe?"
"Ha ha!"
Li Wenhao smiled.
"I'll tell you a joke!"
"Your Majesty, please speak!"
Zhuge Liang pretended to be listening attentively.
"Back then, Qin Shihuang hadn't destroyed the six kingdoms, and the Central Plains was still in the period when the seven kingdoms were fighting for hegemony. At that time, there was a European Alexander the Great who heard that there was a powerful Zhou Dynasty in the far east, so he took tens of thousands of people across the mountains. , came over the mountains.”
"But he was blocked by the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the Himalayas and other high mountains. In the end, he could only go south and destroy India, and claimed that he had captured the most powerful country in the East!"
"Uh……"
Zhuge Liang's eyes kept twitching, "Your Majesty, even in the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, the standing troops of each country must not be less than 50!"
"Bai Qi alone killed 40 soldiers!"
"Hahaha!"
Li Wenhao laughed presumptuously, "Yes, you are right, I was thinking, if they had really crossed the plateau and came to Huaxia, they would have to face Qiang Qin first!"
"At that time, first the invincible warriors of the Qin Dynasty will crush them with advanced tactics and equipment. Seeing that they want to run away, Zhao Guo immediately showed off the results of his riding and shooting in Hufu..."
"Hey! Your Majesty, if Qin Shihuang and others knew about the existence of Europe at that time, maybe we would have nothing to do today!"
"Be confident, it should be impossible!"
"However, this Macedonian phalanx cannot be underestimated. In the history of Europe, he has created countless records of winning more with less!"
Zhuge Liang curled his lips, "Victory with less?"
"Isn't it still rare for them in the Tang Dynasty to win more with less?"
"Okay, I know you don't like them, but you still have to give them some respect!"
"What do you think of the enemy's Macedonian phalanx?"
Li Wenhao asked.
"This thing seems to be very powerful, but it doesn't run fast and its defense is not strong. It seems very fierce to set up a spear formation, but as long as the bow and arrow are fired, will it be solved? Their little buckler is still there. Can you block your whole body?"
Zhuge Liang curled his lips in disdain.
Having read Sun Tzu's Art of War, he really doesn't understand why Europe has used this formation like a tortoise shell for hundreds of years and still treat him as a treasure. Is there really no one in Europe?
"Ge Liang!"
As soon as Jia Xu opened her mouth, she almost made Li Wenhao spit out the water he just drank from his mouth.
It was the first time he had heard someone call Zhuge Liang that way.
"Ah, please tell me, Mr. Jia!"
"You have to know, we are fighting outside, and the military supplies such as bows and arrows need to be sent by Datang, so..."
"What do you mean, sir?"
"Yes, but not necessary!"
Jia Xu said calmly.
"I don't know if there is any good way, sir?"
Jia Xu smiled, "I don't know what to do. I can at most be a cook, a cook, besides being able to light a fire and cook..."
"Shut up, Jia Xu, do you want me to neither eat meat nor eat?"
As soon as he heard Jia Xu's words, Li Wenhao knew what he was doing.
"Your Majesty, this minister is sharing the worries of His Majesty. You know, it doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it will be a cat!"
"In the same way, no matter what method is used, as long as it can win."
"Okay, okay, what you said makes sense, so what should we do!"
Li Wenhao said helplessly.
"I heard that Europe respects a spirit of chivalry. If we challenge them in the name of knights, they will definitely fight, and this is the battlefield I have chosen for them."
"Do you think they are stupid, they will walk into the valley you have set up an ambush by themselves!"
Li Wenhao said disdainfully.
"Your Majesty, if you don't try, how do you know if they are stupid or not?"
"I have written a handwritten letter for you, please take a look..."
Jia Xu handed Li Wenhao an envelope.
Li Wenhao opened it and looked, good guy, Jia Xu directly used Li Wenhao as bait.
"Look, Your Majesty, as long as you go out in person, the enemy will definitely take the bait!"
"Excessive!"
Li Wenhao smiled and threw the letter to Jia Xu.
"Then send it away, don't be entrusted, give them a lesson first, the subject of this lesson is..."
"Soldiers who, deception also!"
The three said in unison.
That night, Jia Xu sent people to the valley to bury explosives, kerosene and other things, and restored him to his original state during the day.
The next day, when the letter of war was delivered, the enemy commander held the envelope and looked at the sender with disdain on his face, "Your Tang Dynasty also has knights, and you are worthy of promoting chivalry with us?"
"Well, I'll satisfy you today, and the morning after tomorrow, we'll have a decisive battle there!"
"Okay! It's a deal!"
After getting the enemy's reply, Li Wenhao nodded in satisfaction.
"Jia Xu, let's make arrangements!"
"The minister obeys the order!"
On the third day, Li Wenhao was standing on one side of the valley with an owl ghost army in golden armor, and on the other side, the commander of the enemy Macedonian phalanx also appeared on the other side with a large army.
"Your Majesty, Xue Li's troops have bypassed the enemy and surrounded the enemy's city."
"The Fifth Army Battalion has also moved behind the enemy. As long as they fight together, they can block the entrance of the valley."
"hehe, not bad!"
Li Wenhao nodded and pointed his long spear forward.
"I am Li Wenhao, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I heard that you advocate chivalry. Let me ask you, is there anyone who dares to fight me one-on-one today?"
"I'll fight you one-on-one!"
"shelf!"
A knight in bronze armor rushed out.
"How many tricks do you guess?"
Seeing Li Wenhao play, Xiong Zhan and Li Junxian began to gamble.
"It's been a long time since I saw anyone who can take His Majesty's second move, so I'll take a gamble!"
"Okay, I'll bet on two tricks!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Wenhao had already handed over the enemy, and a simple straight thrust of the spear directly pierced the enemy's throat.
"Give the money!"
Li Junxian stretched out his hand, and Xiong Zhan reluctantly offered a piece of silver.
"Are you still betting?"
Li Junxian asked.
"Don't gamble!"
Xiong Zhan shook his head, only fools gamble!
"Who else?"
Li Wenhao enjoyed the feeling on the battlefield to his heart's content. Not surprisingly, such opportunities will become less and less in the future.
"Hmph! Chivalry is collaboration, cooperation!"
"We compete with the Legion to attack!"
"it is good!"
Li Wenhao waved his hand, and the banner behind him flickered, as if all the members were dispatched, and the Macedonian phalanx on the other side also set up their formation and walked in step by step.
"Your Majesty, the Jinyiwei spies have received news that the enemy has pulled all the troops over and is pushing into the valley!"
Li Wenhao raised his head and glanced at Jinyiwei's spy hiding above the valley, and saw that he was looking into the distance with a telescope, and there was even a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, so he laughed too.
"Then wait a while, don't be too anxious, a good meal is never afraid of being late!"
"Oh, Your Majesty still knows something about Europe?"
"Ha ha!"
Li Wenhao smiled.
"I'll tell you a joke!"
"Your Majesty, please speak!"
Zhuge Liang pretended to be listening attentively.
"Back then, Qin Shihuang hadn't destroyed the six kingdoms, and the Central Plains was still in the period when the seven kingdoms were fighting for hegemony. At that time, there was a European Alexander the Great who heard that there was a powerful Zhou Dynasty in the far east, so he took tens of thousands of people across the mountains. , came over the mountains.”
"But he was blocked by the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the Himalayas and other high mountains. In the end, he could only go south and destroy India, and claimed that he had captured the most powerful country in the East!"
"Uh……"
Zhuge Liang's eyes kept twitching, "Your Majesty, even in the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, the standing troops of each country must not be less than 50!"
"Bai Qi alone killed 40 soldiers!"
"Hahaha!"
Li Wenhao laughed presumptuously, "Yes, you are right, I was thinking, if they had really crossed the plateau and came to Huaxia, they would have to face Qiang Qin first!"
"At that time, first the invincible warriors of the Qin Dynasty will crush them with advanced tactics and equipment. Seeing that they want to run away, Zhao Guo immediately showed off the results of his riding and shooting in Hufu..."
"Hey! Your Majesty, if Qin Shihuang and others knew about the existence of Europe at that time, maybe we would have nothing to do today!"
"Be confident, it should be impossible!"
"However, this Macedonian phalanx cannot be underestimated. In the history of Europe, he has created countless records of winning more with less!"
Zhuge Liang curled his lips, "Victory with less?"
"Isn't it still rare for them in the Tang Dynasty to win more with less?"
"Okay, I know you don't like them, but you still have to give them some respect!"
"What do you think of the enemy's Macedonian phalanx?"
Li Wenhao asked.
"This thing seems to be very powerful, but it doesn't run fast and its defense is not strong. It seems very fierce to set up a spear formation, but as long as the bow and arrow are fired, will it be solved? Their little buckler is still there. Can you block your whole body?"
Zhuge Liang curled his lips in disdain.
Having read Sun Tzu's Art of War, he really doesn't understand why Europe has used this formation like a tortoise shell for hundreds of years and still treat him as a treasure. Is there really no one in Europe?
"Ge Liang!"
As soon as Jia Xu opened her mouth, she almost made Li Wenhao spit out the water he just drank from his mouth.
It was the first time he had heard someone call Zhuge Liang that way.
"Ah, please tell me, Mr. Jia!"
"You have to know, we are fighting outside, and the military supplies such as bows and arrows need to be sent by Datang, so..."
"What do you mean, sir?"
"Yes, but not necessary!"
Jia Xu said calmly.
"I don't know if there is any good way, sir?"
Jia Xu smiled, "I don't know what to do. I can at most be a cook, a cook, besides being able to light a fire and cook..."
"Shut up, Jia Xu, do you want me to neither eat meat nor eat?"
As soon as he heard Jia Xu's words, Li Wenhao knew what he was doing.
"Your Majesty, this minister is sharing the worries of His Majesty. You know, it doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it will be a cat!"
"In the same way, no matter what method is used, as long as it can win."
"Okay, okay, what you said makes sense, so what should we do!"
Li Wenhao said helplessly.
"I heard that Europe respects a spirit of chivalry. If we challenge them in the name of knights, they will definitely fight, and this is the battlefield I have chosen for them."
"Do you think they are stupid, they will walk into the valley you have set up an ambush by themselves!"
Li Wenhao said disdainfully.
"Your Majesty, if you don't try, how do you know if they are stupid or not?"
"I have written a handwritten letter for you, please take a look..."
Jia Xu handed Li Wenhao an envelope.
Li Wenhao opened it and looked, good guy, Jia Xu directly used Li Wenhao as bait.
"Look, Your Majesty, as long as you go out in person, the enemy will definitely take the bait!"
"Excessive!"
Li Wenhao smiled and threw the letter to Jia Xu.
"Then send it away, don't be entrusted, give them a lesson first, the subject of this lesson is..."
"Soldiers who, deception also!"
The three said in unison.
That night, Jia Xu sent people to the valley to bury explosives, kerosene and other things, and restored him to his original state during the day.
The next day, when the letter of war was delivered, the enemy commander held the envelope and looked at the sender with disdain on his face, "Your Tang Dynasty also has knights, and you are worthy of promoting chivalry with us?"
"Well, I'll satisfy you today, and the morning after tomorrow, we'll have a decisive battle there!"
"Okay! It's a deal!"
After getting the enemy's reply, Li Wenhao nodded in satisfaction.
"Jia Xu, let's make arrangements!"
"The minister obeys the order!"
On the third day, Li Wenhao was standing on one side of the valley with an owl ghost army in golden armor, and on the other side, the commander of the enemy Macedonian phalanx also appeared on the other side with a large army.
"Your Majesty, Xue Li's troops have bypassed the enemy and surrounded the enemy's city."
"The Fifth Army Battalion has also moved behind the enemy. As long as they fight together, they can block the entrance of the valley."
"hehe, not bad!"
Li Wenhao nodded and pointed his long spear forward.
"I am Li Wenhao, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I heard that you advocate chivalry. Let me ask you, is there anyone who dares to fight me one-on-one today?"
"I'll fight you one-on-one!"
"shelf!"
A knight in bronze armor rushed out.
"How many tricks do you guess?"
Seeing Li Wenhao play, Xiong Zhan and Li Junxian began to gamble.
"It's been a long time since I saw anyone who can take His Majesty's second move, so I'll take a gamble!"
"Okay, I'll bet on two tricks!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Wenhao had already handed over the enemy, and a simple straight thrust of the spear directly pierced the enemy's throat.
"Give the money!"
Li Junxian stretched out his hand, and Xiong Zhan reluctantly offered a piece of silver.
"Are you still betting?"
Li Junxian asked.
"Don't gamble!"
Xiong Zhan shook his head, only fools gamble!
"Who else?"
Li Wenhao enjoyed the feeling on the battlefield to his heart's content. Not surprisingly, such opportunities will become less and less in the future.
"Hmph! Chivalry is collaboration, cooperation!"
"We compete with the Legion to attack!"
"it is good!"
Li Wenhao waved his hand, and the banner behind him flickered, as if all the members were dispatched, and the Macedonian phalanx on the other side also set up their formation and walked in step by step.
"Your Majesty, the Jinyiwei spies have received news that the enemy has pulled all the troops over and is pushing into the valley!"
Li Wenhao raised his head and glanced at Jinyiwei's spy hiding above the valley, and saw that he was looking into the distance with a telescope, and there was even a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, so he laughed too.
"Then wait a while, don't be too anxious, a good meal is never afraid of being late!"
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