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Xu Da: "Damn! You know you didn't say it earlier, and I'm so happy for nothing."

Forcibly suppressing the urge to be an adult in his heart, Xu Da returned to his seat, and once again bowed his hands to Chen Qingzhi, "Your Highness often says that famous teachers and generals should not be imprisoned, and thousands of troops avoid white robes. I don't know how General Chen can take it down." This Kaicheng, Xu Da is willing to listen with all ears."

"No way, no way!"

"However, these two poems of Your Highness really rhyme. Later, I will have someone frame them and hang them in the hall of my house."

"Hey, General Xu, what did you just say?"

……

Not to mention Xu Da, even if Guanyin came, I'm afraid Chen Qingzhi would sit on the lotus, right?

"I said, I don't know if General Chen has any good ways to win this Kaesong?"

"It's simple. General Xu asked his subordinates to prepare coir raincoats. Prepare to attack the city this afternoon."

Chen Qingzhi said solemnly, "Why, General Chen won't borrow the east wind, but ask for rain instead?"

"Pray for rain?"

"Of course not. General Xu will do as I say. This coir raincoat will definitely be useful."

"It's only strange if you believe it!"

Xu Da didn't take Chen Qingzhi's words seriously at all...

After Xu Da left, Chen Qingzhi took a hasty bite of food to satiate the soldiers under his command. They took over the position on the mountain peak, and then pushed the foul-smelling wooden barrels up the mountain one by one.

"Give me the simple trebuchet and quickly assemble it!"

He took a sip of tea happily, as if the stench here didn't affect him at all, but if he looked carefully, he would find that Chen Qingzhi's nostrils were stuffed with two balls of cotton.

……

"General ten trebuchets, ready."

Chen Qingzhi took a serious look, then turned his head and said to the lieutenant general, "Go and tell Xu Da, get ready to enter the city!"

"Soldiers, aim at their city gates, barracks, let me go!"

"Here!"

Ten trebuchets, their precise goal is to throw the wooden barrels to the designated place, but it's okay if they can't be thrown, as long as they are thrown into the city anyway.

Bang bang bang!
One by one wooden barrels flew over in the sky. At first, the defenders of Kaesong thought it was some kind of siege weapon, but when the barrels fell to the ground and shattered, they realized that they were not weapons at all, but human gold.

In other words, human waste.

"Don't panic, this group of people has nothing to do, they even played tricks of children."

The guard of Kaesong stood on the top of the city and shouted, but before he could close his mouth, a wooden barrel exploded on the battlement in front of him, and a yellowish-yellow thing mixed with some kind of foul-smelling liquid flew directly into it. into his mouth.

"Ugh... Smecta!"

"Defend, don't mess around, vomit! Smecta!"

Countless wooden barrels flew over from the sky. These barrels were filled with human waste, which was collected by Chen Qingzhi in the past few days.

But don't underestimate these things. Although these things have no lethality, they can definitely make the enemy lose their ability to resist. Look at the top of the city, where is there a person who can stand?

"General Xu Da's coir raincoat is ready?"

With that said, Chen Qingzhi fired the cannon, signaling Xu Da to lead his troops to attack.

Although they didn't know what method Chen Qingzhi used, they didn't see any reaction from the top of the city when they waded through the moat all the way. On the contrary, they could smell the stench from the top of the city from a long distance away.

"Could it be that Chen Qingzhi used some kind of poison?"

Xu Da thought so.

"Hurry up, attack the city quickly before the enemy reacts."

Xu Da led a group of people to the city, erected the ladder, observed for a long time under the ladder, but did not see any reaction from anyone on the wall, all this went smoothly, so Xu Da thought, did the enemy do it on purpose?

But at this time, there is no chance to think so much. On the battlefield, opportunities are fleeting. If you can't grasp them, it will be difficult to wait for such opportunities.

"General, no one?"

"If there is no one, come with me!"

Holding a shield in his hand and a saber pinned behind him, Xu Da took the lead and cautiously climbed up.

"It stinks!"

"Tell brothers, cover your nose."

The wooden barrels in the sky are still falling. If you want to describe it carefully, there is no place to stand near the city wall and the city wall. To put it bluntly, it is the same as in medieval France. The streets are full of defecation. .

If someone sent a pair of high heels to the defender of Kaesong at this time, it would be beautiful, but unfortunately there is no such thing.

"Chen Qingzhi, force his mother!"

This was the first sentence Xu Da said after he climbed to the top of the wall, and then he quickly shut up, because just now his face was splashed with an unknown liquid emitting a foul smell.

"Kill... vomit!"

After all, Xu Dameng is a famous commander through the ages. Even in such a harsh environment, he was still relentless in killing people. He was the first to kill the guard of Kaesong. To be honest, it was really not Xu Dameng, it was this The defenders of Kaesong didn't expect that someone would rush up in the golden rain until the head fell to the ground.

"Follow me to capture the city gate!"

Suppressing his nausea, Xu Da waded through the filth and walked down the city. The more he walked, the more disgusting he became. In the low-lying places under the city, these things even formed small puddles, small puddles emitting a foul smell.

Now he really regrets it, why didn't he let Chang Yuchun come?

Could it be that Xu Da is someone who cares about such meritorious deeds?
"Hold on, and open the city gate with me!"

In front of the city gate, Xu Da fought fiercely with these 'yellow-robed' enemies for half an hour before clearing the place. Stepping on the corpses of the enemies, they came to the city gate. Open it, and the stepper A who had already been waiting outside the city pushed forward directly.

"Xu Da, have you pulled your pants?"

"It stinks..."

Coincidentally, Chang Yuchun entered the city here, and the golden rain stopped over there, as if targeting Xu Da.

"Chen An, each of you leads 2000 people, and seals off the other three city gates, so that no one soldier can escape."

"I'm going to chase His Royal Highness, you guys come after me in three hours"

Seeing the end of the battle here, Chen Qingzhi directly rode his horse towards the depths of Goguryeo, while still muttering in his heart, "Flick your clothes and hide your merits and fame. I have to say that His Royal Highness is really good at writing. General Da, if you want to thank you, I will skip it, everyone is doing their best for His Highness the Crown Prince."

Xu Da really wanted to thank Chen Qingzhi, without Chen Qingzhi, how could the Kaicheng be taken down without a single soldier?
The only one who was injured was because he couldn't bear the nausea, so he vomited himself and passed out...

"Where's Chen Qingzhi?"

After the battle, except for the [-] white-robed soldiers who blocked the rest of the city gates, Xu Da didn't see Chen Qingzhi at all.

"General Xu Da, my general said that Kaicheng is a foregone conclusion. He is just a little effort. General Xu need not thank you. He is now chasing His Royal Highness, and we are about to go. General Xu Da take care..."

"Easy to do?"

"No thanks?"

"Thank you so much for teaching me a good lesson!"

Looking at his 'gold', Xu Da said in frustration.