The Red Chamber: My Stunning Confidante with a Variety of Styles

Rongguofu.

Because Jia Jue was very successful, and he wrote the famous poems like "When Will the Bright Moon Come?", so, except for a few people, the atmosphere of the banquet was very good. The men came to toast Jia Jue and share with him. chat.

And the female relatives played the game of drumming and passing flowers, and whoever spent the last flower would tell a joke.

After playing for a while, the flower spread from the inner hall to the outer hall. When the drums stopped, the flower fell into Jia Zheng's hands.

Jia Zheng is usually unsmiling, reads a lot of poetry and books, and hears very few jokes. In desperation, he can only tell a joke about his wife's fear.

After Jia Jue heard it, he shook his head and chuckled. This joke also appeared in the original book. The story of a man who is afraid of his wife licking his wife's feet is actually not funny at all.

After Jia Zheng finished speaking, the game continued. This time, when the drums stopped, the flower was in Jia Baoyu's hands.

Jia Baoyu held the flower with a look of joy on his face. Before Jia Jue was the protagonist, he had never had any chance to perform, and now it was finally his turn.

He thought about it and told a good joke. After everyone heard the words, they all smiled knowingly.

However, Yuanyang brought him some moon cakes and fruits from the inner hall, saying that they were rewarded by the wives.

This makes Jia Baoyu very proud, after all, there are people who support him.

The game continued, but this time the flower fell into Jia Jue's hand.

Everyone looked at him, waiting for his jokes. They knew that Jia Jue's poems were unparalleled, but they didn't know if he would tell jokes.

Jia Baoyu looked at him with a smile on his face, the one next to him couldn't compare to you, could it be that this joke couldn't compare to you?

Jia Jue glanced at everyone and smiled slightly:
"There is a Zen master deep in the mountains, and he is an eminent monk. One day, the little novice asked the old Zen master who was meditating: 'Master, where is there compassion?'

The old Zen master raised his right hand, pointed to the door, closed his eyes and said nothing.

The little novice had an epiphany: It turns out that all beings and all things in the world, whether they are dignitaries, nobles, merchants and pawns, or flowers, birds, insects and fish, every grass and tree, there is compassion everywhere. "

His words made everyone look contemplative, thinking about what mercy is.

What does the action of the old Zen master mean?

At this time, Jia Jue glanced at everyone and said with a smile:

"When the old Zen master saw the little novice standing still, he said: 'On the table outside the door, the white one is a porcelain cup!'"

Everyone was stunned at first, but then they all burst into laughter.

Even Jia Baoyu couldn't help but laugh.

At this moment, Yuanyang came out of the inner hall and smiled at Jia Jue:
"Third Master, the ladies all said they would like to hear another one."

Jia Jue smiled lightly and continued:
"The Zen master sits on the cloud platform and meditates every day, rain or shine.

An admirer asked the Zen master why he had to sit for four hours a day, but what kind of mysterious method?
The Zen master said indifferently: 'The first two hours are to cleanse the mind and wash away the mundane. '

'What about the next two hours? '"

Everyone had a curious look when they heard the words.

In their eyes, Jia Jue paused and said:

"The Zen master replied: My legs are sore and I can't stand up."

puff!
Hahahaha!

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed in unison again, and Xue Pan at the next table even squatted down with his stomach covered.

Yuanyang's face was full of smiles. She glanced at Jia Jue and returned to the inner hall. When she came out again, she was carrying a large plate of moon cakes and fruits.

"Third master, this is all given to the third master by grandma and young ladies." Yuanyang looked at Jia Jue and whispered.

"Many thanks to the mandarin ducks, and many thanks to the sisters-in-law and sisters." Jia Jue said to the mandarin ducks.

Jia Baoyu on the side looked at the fruits and moon cakes in front of Jia Jue, and his eyes suddenly turned red:

It's just that the next one can't compare to the third child, but he doesn't think so, and he is not as good as him even telling a joke!
God is unfair!
While everyone was rejoicing, there was a loud noise outside the house.

Then, a group of people broke into the venue.

This team wears flying fish suits with embroidered spring knives on their waists, and they are Jin Yiwei.

Seeing these Jin Yiwei, everyone in the field felt extremely shocked.

The current one is Ji Zhong, and next to him is Zhao Bin.

Jia Jue glanced at Zhao Bin, but saw that his face was full of gloom and worry, he knew something must have happened.

"Master Ji, King Kangding, why did you break into my mansion?" Jia Zheng asked immediately.

Ji Zhong shouted: "The female Shi Jia teamed up with the royal merchant Xue to poison the Empress. Your Majesty has a life, and Xue's family is all imprisoned. Jia She and Jia Zheng will follow me into the palace to see your majesty!"

This short sentence sounded like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, resounding in the ears of everyone in Jia Mansion, and shocked everyone, making their eyes dim.

"Master Ji, there must be a secret here, I'll wait..." Jia Zheng hurriedly wanted to explain.

"No need to say more! Take someone!" Ji Zhong shouted loudly, interrupting him.

Jin Yiwei, who was beside him, rushed in immediately, controlled Jia Zheng and Jia She, and at the same time crushed Xue Pan to the ground.

"The daughters of the Xue family are also going to win!" Ji Zhong shouted.

These words made the female relatives panic, especially Aunt Xue and Xue Baochai, whose faces were pale.

A place like the imperial prison is not for women at all.

Once they go in and walk around, their reputation will be ruined. If Aunt Xue doesn't talk about her, Xue Baochai will probably not be able to live.

Hearing Ji Zhong's words, several Jin Yiwei were about to rush into it. Jia Baoyu watched this scene, anxious and panicked, but couldn't do anything.

And Xue Baochai trembled all over. At this moment, she was so desperate and helpless.

But at this moment, a figure stood in front of them: "Hold on!"

It was Jia Jue.

Ji Zhong looked at Jia Jue and snorted coldly, "Young Master Jia, do you want to resist the decree?"

Jia Jue shook his head: "My lord, it's just a woman in the house, you don't know anything about the outside world. Why does your lord persecute it like this? Don't your lord not know the saying 'the wife and children are not in danger'?"

Seeing Jia Jue firmly standing in front of him, Xue Baochai's tears flowed even more urgently.

Ji Zhong snorted coldly, "The emperor's life is hard to beat!"

Jia Jue looked at him and asked, "Dare to ask how the Empress is?"

Ji Zhong glanced at him: "The danger is at stake."

Jia Jue continued: "In this case, what Master Ji should do is to bring me into the palace to save the queen, not to embarrass the woman in the house. If the time is missed, both you and I will not be able to bear the blame!"

Ji Zhong's expression was a little loose when he heard the words. Jin Yiwei had eyeliner in Jia's house. He naturally knew that he had a magical medical skill. If he could bring him into the palace to save the queen, it might be a credit.

Zhao Bin also said quickly at this time: "Master Ji, I am here, I will look at them, and I will never let them leave this half step."

After the accident, he immediately realized that something was wrong, so he followed Ji Zhong, in order to help Jia Jue one or two.

Ji Zhong finally nodded, and he shouted to his subordinate Jin Yiwei: "You wait here, don't let one go. Zhou Qianhu, you protect Jia Zheng and Jia She into the palace! Liu Qianhu, wait for Xue Pan to do it. The man of the Xue family will be taken to the imperial prison! I will take Jia Jue into the palace!"

"Yes!" The Jinyi guards under him responded loudly in unison.

"Go!" Ji Zhong said to Jia Jue.

Jia Jue nodded, turned to look at the girls in the inner hall, and showed them a smile:
"Don't worry, just wait for me to return!"

After saying that, he turned around and ran out of the door with Ji Zhong.

All the girls looked at his back, their eyes were red, and Xue Baochai was even more tearful.

Brother Jue, everything depends on you.