I, a Saiyan, cultivate immortality in the world of Nine Uncles
Chapter 21 There is a problem with innovative Taoism, Frankenstein
——"It's burnt, it's burnt, Uncle Jiu, stop quickly, my grandpa's body will be gone if the electric shock continues."
Ren Tingting yelled at the side, but her two subordinates were excitedly taking pictures. For ordinary people, this is a very shocking scene. Even if it can't be put on the newspaper, it is better to take it as a souvenir.
Electric light lingers, burnt smell fills the air,
The flash of the vertical camera was blasting, and there was the smell of burning magnesium powder.
The apprentices were shouting excitedly, Ren Tingting was also shouting, and a group of ghosts appeared and howled.
People and ghosts danced wildly in Yizhuang, and the chaos was extremely chaotic.
"Stop." Uncle Jiu couldn't take it anymore.He has never seen a modern bar, but this scene is more noisy than a bar.
After Wencai and Qiusheng stopped the generator, Uncle Nine walked up to Mrs. Ren to check.
Black, very black, and crusted.
He stabbed it with a mahogany sword, and a pile of black shells fell off.
"Yin and Yang turn into thunder, is it for the beauty of zombies?" The little apprentice asked next to him.
Although Jiang Yeming's beauty is a modern vocabulary, everyone understands it.
Indeed, this word is too appropriate.
At this time, the old man Ren's skin has changed from purple-black back to the skin tone that a human should have, and he looks much more comfortable.
Uncle Jiu was also puzzled, and he couldn't help but tell Uncle Liu's introduction to the machine.
"That's not right! Uncle Master Liu said when he sent the machine that yin and yang transforming into thunder can drive away evil spirits. He also cooperated with the demon removal organization to purify a demon polluter."
Apparently no one cared about what a demon was, they were all thinking about Uncle Jiu's words.
"I know." Wencai was the first to raise his hand to answer, and he excitedly said his answer: "Maybe this is the real usage of yin and yang to transform into thunder. It makes demons and ghosts beautiful. They don't have a scary appearance, so they feel ashamed of themselves."
Qiu Sheng grabbed his senior brother by the neck and cursed with a smile: "You mean to kill demons and goblins? Believe it or not, Uncle Liu traveled across the ocean and came back to beat you to death."
"Shut up." Uncle Nine angrily reprimanded his disciples, and said his thoughts: "Maybe this is a new Taoist method created by Uncle Liu combined with the Western practitioner system. Yin and Yang transform into a pair, and exorcising evil is righteous. There must be something special about the dead body energy in the old man Ren's body that will work with Yin and Yang to transform into thunder. If this is the case, Ye Ming, come and spin the wheel, and we will see what the final result will be today."
"Yes, Master. Make sure the electricity is sufficient."
Jiang Yeming stared at the hand-cranked generator for a long time, ran over happily, raised his arms and turned the joystick quickly.
Boom, boom, boom. This time the roar was even louder, the machine began to vibrate, and the light bulb above it burst with extreme brightness.
The instantaneously generated strong electric current was transformed into yin and yang and transformed into thunder and entered the zombie's body, electric sparks burst out, and the smell of barbecue came out in the air.
vomit!Ren Tingting vomited.
"Ye Ming, stop." Uncle Jiu waited for the thunder light to disappear, and stabbed the black shell again with the mahogany sword.
After dropping the black shell this time, Mrs. Ren turned into a real old man, a tall and wrinkled old man.
Ren Tingting bravely walked over to check, and the more she looked, the more familiar she became: "It really looks like the grandfather in my memory. You brought my grandfather back to life?"
Her words made Jiang Yeming suddenly think of a character in a science fiction novel, yes, Frankenstein.
This electric shock therapy is very similar to that in the science fiction novel, it will not create a new life like Frankenstein!
Uncle Jiu frowned, took out a talisman and pressed it on Old Master Ren's head, and after a while, shook his head and replied:
"No, there is no soul in his body, but there are seven complete souls, and all the corpses are expelled. There is a soul but no soul, but it is no different from ordinary people. It is a bit like a person who has lost his soul. This is a miracle that has never happened before. Although he is not resurrected, he is not dead. At this time, he is in a state of neither life nor death."
"Then what should I do? Grandpa will be buried in a few days!" Ren Tingting was dumbfounded. Is a grandpa without a soul still a grandpa?Should he be buried in the ground again?
"It's easy, let me try him. If you still want to bite, just turn on the phone. If he is obedient, I'll take care of it. Then sister Ren doesn't have to worry so much." Jiang Yeming took the initiative to go over and untie the rope that bound Mrs. Ren. Ren Tingting and two of his subordinates quickly retreated a few meters to hide, but Jiushu, Qiusheng and Wencai were not worried at all.
The rope untied.The little boy patted Mrs. Ren.
"can you hear me?"
no response.
"Have you seen this? If you don't obey me, I'll beat you with it."
Jiang Yeming easily lifted the smashed bumpy stone lock.
This time, Old Master Ren showed a frightened expression, and the scene of the stone lock hitting him was deeply engraved in his subconscious mind.
Although he has no intelligence, his instinct tells him that this small creature is very powerful, and obeying the strong is the innate instinct of any creature.
So. The next way is more direct.
"Follow me, understand? If you don't understand, I will beat you with a stone lock."
Under the subconscious fear, and after many threats, Mrs. Ren finally knew how to follow, no matter where the little boy went, he would follow and jump.
"That's not right, you are not a zombie now, you have to go."
Jiang Yeming started hugging Old Master Ren's leg and taught him to walk.
The effect was good. After moving his feet a little bit, Mr. Ren learned to move slowly.
"Very good, grandpa, you will be called A Tian from now on, and you will follow me from now on. Listen to my order now, go forward, yes, and turn right." Jiang Yeming climbed onto the shoulder of old man Ren and sat down, happily ordering, but clapped his palm on old man Ren as an action instruction.If he patted his left shoulder, he would go left; if he patted his right shoulder, he would go right;
At first, Mr. Ren, who changed his name to Ah Tian, didn't understand at all, but after many demonstrations by Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, he gradually became familiar with all kinds of instructions.
He moved his body slowly and sluggishly.
"He laughed." Wen Cai exclaimed.
"No, it feels like he's crying." Qiu Sheng shook his head.
While the three apprentices were having fun, on the other side, Uncle Jiu was discussing with Ren Tingting:
"Miss, it is impossible for your grandfather to rest in the ground in this state. But the poor can't let him walk around. It will be troublesome if he turns back into a zombie again."
"I understand that it's not bad for grandpa to stay in Yizhuang. It's too dangerous for him outside. Hey, that's the only way to do it. I'll go back to the library to sort out the interview records, and I have to go back and find a way to hide it from my father."
Uncle Jiu looked back and came up with an idea:
"How about this. I think your old man has a predestined relationship with Ye Ming, so let him follow Ye Ming. As for how to deal with him if he can give birth to spiritual wisdom or find his three souls in the future."
Ren Tingting also turned her head to look over, and suddenly smiled.
His grandfather walked slowly and clumsily with Jiang Yeming on his shoulders, like a loving grandfather and grandson walking together.
In the end, Ren Tingting took her men home in a daze.She still couldn't come up with the idea of humanely destroying the current old man Ren.
As for the current old master Ren, he has completely become Jiang Yeming's follower. He will follow wherever the junior brother goes.
Ren Tingting yelled at the side, but her two subordinates were excitedly taking pictures. For ordinary people, this is a very shocking scene. Even if it can't be put on the newspaper, it is better to take it as a souvenir.
Electric light lingers, burnt smell fills the air,
The flash of the vertical camera was blasting, and there was the smell of burning magnesium powder.
The apprentices were shouting excitedly, Ren Tingting was also shouting, and a group of ghosts appeared and howled.
People and ghosts danced wildly in Yizhuang, and the chaos was extremely chaotic.
"Stop." Uncle Jiu couldn't take it anymore.He has never seen a modern bar, but this scene is more noisy than a bar.
After Wencai and Qiusheng stopped the generator, Uncle Nine walked up to Mrs. Ren to check.
Black, very black, and crusted.
He stabbed it with a mahogany sword, and a pile of black shells fell off.
"Yin and Yang turn into thunder, is it for the beauty of zombies?" The little apprentice asked next to him.
Although Jiang Yeming's beauty is a modern vocabulary, everyone understands it.
Indeed, this word is too appropriate.
At this time, the old man Ren's skin has changed from purple-black back to the skin tone that a human should have, and he looks much more comfortable.
Uncle Jiu was also puzzled, and he couldn't help but tell Uncle Liu's introduction to the machine.
"That's not right! Uncle Master Liu said when he sent the machine that yin and yang transforming into thunder can drive away evil spirits. He also cooperated with the demon removal organization to purify a demon polluter."
Apparently no one cared about what a demon was, they were all thinking about Uncle Jiu's words.
"I know." Wencai was the first to raise his hand to answer, and he excitedly said his answer: "Maybe this is the real usage of yin and yang to transform into thunder. It makes demons and ghosts beautiful. They don't have a scary appearance, so they feel ashamed of themselves."
Qiu Sheng grabbed his senior brother by the neck and cursed with a smile: "You mean to kill demons and goblins? Believe it or not, Uncle Liu traveled across the ocean and came back to beat you to death."
"Shut up." Uncle Nine angrily reprimanded his disciples, and said his thoughts: "Maybe this is a new Taoist method created by Uncle Liu combined with the Western practitioner system. Yin and Yang transform into a pair, and exorcising evil is righteous. There must be something special about the dead body energy in the old man Ren's body that will work with Yin and Yang to transform into thunder. If this is the case, Ye Ming, come and spin the wheel, and we will see what the final result will be today."
"Yes, Master. Make sure the electricity is sufficient."
Jiang Yeming stared at the hand-cranked generator for a long time, ran over happily, raised his arms and turned the joystick quickly.
Boom, boom, boom. This time the roar was even louder, the machine began to vibrate, and the light bulb above it burst with extreme brightness.
The instantaneously generated strong electric current was transformed into yin and yang and transformed into thunder and entered the zombie's body, electric sparks burst out, and the smell of barbecue came out in the air.
vomit!Ren Tingting vomited.
"Ye Ming, stop." Uncle Jiu waited for the thunder light to disappear, and stabbed the black shell again with the mahogany sword.
After dropping the black shell this time, Mrs. Ren turned into a real old man, a tall and wrinkled old man.
Ren Tingting bravely walked over to check, and the more she looked, the more familiar she became: "It really looks like the grandfather in my memory. You brought my grandfather back to life?"
Her words made Jiang Yeming suddenly think of a character in a science fiction novel, yes, Frankenstein.
This electric shock therapy is very similar to that in the science fiction novel, it will not create a new life like Frankenstein!
Uncle Jiu frowned, took out a talisman and pressed it on Old Master Ren's head, and after a while, shook his head and replied:
"No, there is no soul in his body, but there are seven complete souls, and all the corpses are expelled. There is a soul but no soul, but it is no different from ordinary people. It is a bit like a person who has lost his soul. This is a miracle that has never happened before. Although he is not resurrected, he is not dead. At this time, he is in a state of neither life nor death."
"Then what should I do? Grandpa will be buried in a few days!" Ren Tingting was dumbfounded. Is a grandpa without a soul still a grandpa?Should he be buried in the ground again?
"It's easy, let me try him. If you still want to bite, just turn on the phone. If he is obedient, I'll take care of it. Then sister Ren doesn't have to worry so much." Jiang Yeming took the initiative to go over and untie the rope that bound Mrs. Ren. Ren Tingting and two of his subordinates quickly retreated a few meters to hide, but Jiushu, Qiusheng and Wencai were not worried at all.
The rope untied.The little boy patted Mrs. Ren.
"can you hear me?"
no response.
"Have you seen this? If you don't obey me, I'll beat you with it."
Jiang Yeming easily lifted the smashed bumpy stone lock.
This time, Old Master Ren showed a frightened expression, and the scene of the stone lock hitting him was deeply engraved in his subconscious mind.
Although he has no intelligence, his instinct tells him that this small creature is very powerful, and obeying the strong is the innate instinct of any creature.
So. The next way is more direct.
"Follow me, understand? If you don't understand, I will beat you with a stone lock."
Under the subconscious fear, and after many threats, Mrs. Ren finally knew how to follow, no matter where the little boy went, he would follow and jump.
"That's not right, you are not a zombie now, you have to go."
Jiang Yeming started hugging Old Master Ren's leg and taught him to walk.
The effect was good. After moving his feet a little bit, Mr. Ren learned to move slowly.
"Very good, grandpa, you will be called A Tian from now on, and you will follow me from now on. Listen to my order now, go forward, yes, and turn right." Jiang Yeming climbed onto the shoulder of old man Ren and sat down, happily ordering, but clapped his palm on old man Ren as an action instruction.If he patted his left shoulder, he would go left; if he patted his right shoulder, he would go right;
At first, Mr. Ren, who changed his name to Ah Tian, didn't understand at all, but after many demonstrations by Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, he gradually became familiar with all kinds of instructions.
He moved his body slowly and sluggishly.
"He laughed." Wen Cai exclaimed.
"No, it feels like he's crying." Qiu Sheng shook his head.
While the three apprentices were having fun, on the other side, Uncle Jiu was discussing with Ren Tingting:
"Miss, it is impossible for your grandfather to rest in the ground in this state. But the poor can't let him walk around. It will be troublesome if he turns back into a zombie again."
"I understand that it's not bad for grandpa to stay in Yizhuang. It's too dangerous for him outside. Hey, that's the only way to do it. I'll go back to the library to sort out the interview records, and I have to go back and find a way to hide it from my father."
Uncle Jiu looked back and came up with an idea:
"How about this. I think your old man has a predestined relationship with Ye Ming, so let him follow Ye Ming. As for how to deal with him if he can give birth to spiritual wisdom or find his three souls in the future."
Ren Tingting also turned her head to look over, and suddenly smiled.
His grandfather walked slowly and clumsily with Jiang Yeming on his shoulders, like a loving grandfather and grandson walking together.
In the end, Ren Tingting took her men home in a daze.She still couldn't come up with the idea of humanely destroying the current old man Ren.
As for the current old master Ren, he has completely become Jiang Yeming's follower. He will follow wherever the junior brother goes.
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