I, a Saiyan, cultivate immortality in the world of Nine Uncles
Chapter 16 Shocked, Uncle 9's Innovative Exorcism
——"My dear student, you just need to learn the art with peace of mind. With your aptitude, if you learn the Taoism, the Yin Gui sect may not be your opponent in the first place."
Uncle Jiu patted Jiang Yeming's head dotingly. Although he had only been in contact with this apprentice for two days, he had [-]% confidence in him.
But the little apprentice in front of him didn't give up.
"Master, there is no limit to what you say. If you really want to learn Taoism, those bad guys will die of old age. In fact, I can practice martial arts first and beat them with my fist."
Uncle Jiu was stunned. Although the arena of martial arts sects and the arena of sorcerers are closely related, but... I have never heard of any martial artist who dared to oppose those weird and unpredictable evil sects.
He didn't know how to answer for a while, and he didn't believe it if he said it was okay, for fear of hurting the little apprentice's heart.
At this moment, Wencai and Qiusheng came back after burning incense, just in time for Uncle Jiu to stop worrying about this matter.
"You two, how is the incense burning?"
"Master, the fire in front of Old Master Ren's grave has burned two short and one long." Wen Cai replied hesitantly.
Uncle Nine began to love apprentice teaching mode again, and he explained to Jiang Yeming: "People are most taboo about three long and two short, and Xiang is the most taboo about two short and one long. If there is such a sign on the Ren family's grave, there must be a catastrophe for the family."
"Is it about zombies? We're about to get rid of old man Ren's dead breath. There shouldn't be any problem." Jiang Yeming asked. He remembered that old man Ren was killed in Yizhuang tonight, when uncle Jiu was out on business and let him slip out.This is what happens next.
"It should be. I don't know why I'm always restless. It's better to go back to Yizhuang as soon as possible." Uncle Jiu looked at Xiangtou and felt uneasy. All this seemed to confirm that the old man Ren became a zombie, so he decided to go down the mountain immediately.
At this time, Wen Cai, who had been hesitating before, spoke again.
"Master, we follow your teaching that every tomb must burn incense, but Qiu Sheng spoke on the grave of a girl, and the voice echoed back to him. I guess I've hit the devil."
"Hmph, not enough success, more than failure. Even ghosts dare to tease you, you have come back alive." After Jiu Shu angrily reprimanded Qiu Sheng, he went down the mountain with his hands behind his back.
This matter, Jiang Yeming knows best, this second senior brother has a super talent, 'Female Ghost Terminator'.
Following Uncle Jiu's example, he left with his hands behind his back, still muttering: "Hey, brother ordered to commit a ghost peach blossom. As the saying goes, if you die under a peony flower, you can be a ghost."
The two senior brothers looked at each other and smiled sinisterly.
The two rushed over, carried the junior brother on their shoulders, and went down the mountain amidst laughter.
-
The four masters and apprentices returned to the Yizhuang, and Master Ren's coffin had already been placed in the courtyard.
Once the helpers got here, they dared not go in again.
The leader stepped forward and bent down to Uncle Jiu, and said, "Master Lin, everyone says that Yizhuang is very dark, and those of us who do physical work are most afraid of this, and I will leave the rest to you."
"Well, I have an apprentice here, so it's not difficult to move the coffin, you go back." Uncle Jiu waved his hand to signal them to leave.
After the helpers left, Jiang Yeming was ready to help, but found that the two senior brothers had already returned to the inner room to take out some things.
A ring suspended from the beams of the house, and a set of moving pulleys.
"Wow! Is our Yizhuang so advanced?" Jiang Yeming couldn't help admiring. To be honest, he really didn't expect Uncle Jiu to have such a foreign thing.
Qiu Sheng was also moved when he saw his younger brother, who was well-versed in both Chinese and Western cultures, and explained proudly: "This is the technology that Carpenter Wang's parents brought back from the foreign school. Our ancestors also have it, but no one has advanced it. This thing was originally used for lifting heavy objects in the town's freight yard. It happened to be seen by the master, and one was installed in our Yizhuang."
Sure enough, with the inflow of science and technology, even Taoists have begun to keep pace with the times!
The three apprentices began to work. They first pried up one end of the coffin with a crowbar, and then put on the ring.
"Brother, get out of the way, I'm going to pull it." Jiang Yeming pulled the rope at one end of the pulley block alone, and with a bang, he pulled the coffin up.
"Little brother is mighty, this pulley also saves effort, it really is invincible in the world with the combination of Chinese and Western." Wencai began to say inexplicable words again.
"Can you say something intelligible, my junior brother is still holding on, let's continue to work." Qiu Sheng patted the words on the back of his head, and the two tied another ring to the other end of the coffin.
After finishing these, the senior brothers ran over and pulled the other rope together to hoist the coffin completely.
Next, they tied the ropes and turned the winch. With the sound of rattling gears, the hanging half-empty coffin was moved to the morgue just like that.
.......
The coffin is ready.Uncle Jiu changed back into his casual clothes and began to prepare to get rid of the corpse.
"Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng, open the lid of the coffin."
After pushing open the coffin lid together, the two exclaimed suddenly: "His skin has become so strange."
Uncle Jiu rushed over to check it out, and Jiang Yeming, who was short, stepped on the side of the coffin and climbed up.
Under the candlelight in the house, the old man Ren in the coffin was no longer what he looked like during the day.
What was originally just the old man's wrinkled skin was now blackened and had a strong stench.
Not only that, Jiang Yeming also saw Mr. Ren's fingernails grow more than an inch long, black and sharp, very scary.
Uncle Jiu's face changed instantly: "It's a bad thing, it's already started to turn into a dead body, cover it up first"
Wow, the lid of the coffin was closed again, and now no one has anything to joke about.
"Immediately prepare glutinous rice, ink fountain thread, black dog blood, and rooster blood, as well as my mahogany sword and Bagua mirror."
Uncle Jiu drew talismans on the incense table while giving orders, and Wencai and Qiusheng were busy everywhere according to the instructions.
The only idler, Jiang Yeming, could only pretend to be a curious baby: "Master, is this to get rid of the corpse?"
Uncle Jiu carefully finished drawing a few talismans before answering: "This is a soul-suppressing talisman, which is superior to the sealing talisman that suppresses the dead, and it can suppress corpses. As for getting rid of corpse aura, it is not an easy task. A living person with corpse aura has to soak in glutinous rice water for seven days before he can recover. For a zombie that has lived for 20 years, the coffin must be filled with glutinous rice, black dog blood, or rooster blood, and the limbs are nailed with peach wood.
Having said that, Uncle Jiu walked to the wooden frame where the spirit tablets for the homeless in Yizhuang were placed.
Wow, he tore off the sackcloth covering a protrusion, and then went on to say the unique skill of dispelling the corpse.
"The last thing we need is this thing. It is a treasure brought back by Uncle Liu who traveled around the world, an artificial lightning motor. Our Taoist sect has long lost the method of controlling lightning for 200 years. Fortunately, Uncle Liu is well-versed and knowledgeable, so he came up with such a treasure. Finally, use the power of lightning to shock it for twelve hours to ensure that the corpse will be completely expelled."
"Damn it!" Jiang Yeming uttered a foul language that no one in this world could understand.
He actually saw a large hand-cranked generator.
Sure enough, everything was changing in an unpredictable direction. The Taoist sect was on the decline, unable to control thunder and lightning, so he came up with a scientifically combined exorcism secret method.
For a moment, Jiang Yeming paid a silent tribute to the old man Ren. After this, even a zombie would regret it for the rest of his life.
Uncle Jiu patted Jiang Yeming's head dotingly. Although he had only been in contact with this apprentice for two days, he had [-]% confidence in him.
But the little apprentice in front of him didn't give up.
"Master, there is no limit to what you say. If you really want to learn Taoism, those bad guys will die of old age. In fact, I can practice martial arts first and beat them with my fist."
Uncle Jiu was stunned. Although the arena of martial arts sects and the arena of sorcerers are closely related, but... I have never heard of any martial artist who dared to oppose those weird and unpredictable evil sects.
He didn't know how to answer for a while, and he didn't believe it if he said it was okay, for fear of hurting the little apprentice's heart.
At this moment, Wencai and Qiusheng came back after burning incense, just in time for Uncle Jiu to stop worrying about this matter.
"You two, how is the incense burning?"
"Master, the fire in front of Old Master Ren's grave has burned two short and one long." Wen Cai replied hesitantly.
Uncle Nine began to love apprentice teaching mode again, and he explained to Jiang Yeming: "People are most taboo about three long and two short, and Xiang is the most taboo about two short and one long. If there is such a sign on the Ren family's grave, there must be a catastrophe for the family."
"Is it about zombies? We're about to get rid of old man Ren's dead breath. There shouldn't be any problem." Jiang Yeming asked. He remembered that old man Ren was killed in Yizhuang tonight, when uncle Jiu was out on business and let him slip out.This is what happens next.
"It should be. I don't know why I'm always restless. It's better to go back to Yizhuang as soon as possible." Uncle Jiu looked at Xiangtou and felt uneasy. All this seemed to confirm that the old man Ren became a zombie, so he decided to go down the mountain immediately.
At this time, Wen Cai, who had been hesitating before, spoke again.
"Master, we follow your teaching that every tomb must burn incense, but Qiu Sheng spoke on the grave of a girl, and the voice echoed back to him. I guess I've hit the devil."
"Hmph, not enough success, more than failure. Even ghosts dare to tease you, you have come back alive." After Jiu Shu angrily reprimanded Qiu Sheng, he went down the mountain with his hands behind his back.
This matter, Jiang Yeming knows best, this second senior brother has a super talent, 'Female Ghost Terminator'.
Following Uncle Jiu's example, he left with his hands behind his back, still muttering: "Hey, brother ordered to commit a ghost peach blossom. As the saying goes, if you die under a peony flower, you can be a ghost."
The two senior brothers looked at each other and smiled sinisterly.
The two rushed over, carried the junior brother on their shoulders, and went down the mountain amidst laughter.
-
The four masters and apprentices returned to the Yizhuang, and Master Ren's coffin had already been placed in the courtyard.
Once the helpers got here, they dared not go in again.
The leader stepped forward and bent down to Uncle Jiu, and said, "Master Lin, everyone says that Yizhuang is very dark, and those of us who do physical work are most afraid of this, and I will leave the rest to you."
"Well, I have an apprentice here, so it's not difficult to move the coffin, you go back." Uncle Jiu waved his hand to signal them to leave.
After the helpers left, Jiang Yeming was ready to help, but found that the two senior brothers had already returned to the inner room to take out some things.
A ring suspended from the beams of the house, and a set of moving pulleys.
"Wow! Is our Yizhuang so advanced?" Jiang Yeming couldn't help admiring. To be honest, he really didn't expect Uncle Jiu to have such a foreign thing.
Qiu Sheng was also moved when he saw his younger brother, who was well-versed in both Chinese and Western cultures, and explained proudly: "This is the technology that Carpenter Wang's parents brought back from the foreign school. Our ancestors also have it, but no one has advanced it. This thing was originally used for lifting heavy objects in the town's freight yard. It happened to be seen by the master, and one was installed in our Yizhuang."
Sure enough, with the inflow of science and technology, even Taoists have begun to keep pace with the times!
The three apprentices began to work. They first pried up one end of the coffin with a crowbar, and then put on the ring.
"Brother, get out of the way, I'm going to pull it." Jiang Yeming pulled the rope at one end of the pulley block alone, and with a bang, he pulled the coffin up.
"Little brother is mighty, this pulley also saves effort, it really is invincible in the world with the combination of Chinese and Western." Wencai began to say inexplicable words again.
"Can you say something intelligible, my junior brother is still holding on, let's continue to work." Qiu Sheng patted the words on the back of his head, and the two tied another ring to the other end of the coffin.
After finishing these, the senior brothers ran over and pulled the other rope together to hoist the coffin completely.
Next, they tied the ropes and turned the winch. With the sound of rattling gears, the hanging half-empty coffin was moved to the morgue just like that.
.......
The coffin is ready.Uncle Jiu changed back into his casual clothes and began to prepare to get rid of the corpse.
"Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng, open the lid of the coffin."
After pushing open the coffin lid together, the two exclaimed suddenly: "His skin has become so strange."
Uncle Jiu rushed over to check it out, and Jiang Yeming, who was short, stepped on the side of the coffin and climbed up.
Under the candlelight in the house, the old man Ren in the coffin was no longer what he looked like during the day.
What was originally just the old man's wrinkled skin was now blackened and had a strong stench.
Not only that, Jiang Yeming also saw Mr. Ren's fingernails grow more than an inch long, black and sharp, very scary.
Uncle Jiu's face changed instantly: "It's a bad thing, it's already started to turn into a dead body, cover it up first"
Wow, the lid of the coffin was closed again, and now no one has anything to joke about.
"Immediately prepare glutinous rice, ink fountain thread, black dog blood, and rooster blood, as well as my mahogany sword and Bagua mirror."
Uncle Jiu drew talismans on the incense table while giving orders, and Wencai and Qiusheng were busy everywhere according to the instructions.
The only idler, Jiang Yeming, could only pretend to be a curious baby: "Master, is this to get rid of the corpse?"
Uncle Jiu carefully finished drawing a few talismans before answering: "This is a soul-suppressing talisman, which is superior to the sealing talisman that suppresses the dead, and it can suppress corpses. As for getting rid of corpse aura, it is not an easy task. A living person with corpse aura has to soak in glutinous rice water for seven days before he can recover. For a zombie that has lived for 20 years, the coffin must be filled with glutinous rice, black dog blood, or rooster blood, and the limbs are nailed with peach wood.
Having said that, Uncle Jiu walked to the wooden frame where the spirit tablets for the homeless in Yizhuang were placed.
Wow, he tore off the sackcloth covering a protrusion, and then went on to say the unique skill of dispelling the corpse.
"The last thing we need is this thing. It is a treasure brought back by Uncle Liu who traveled around the world, an artificial lightning motor. Our Taoist sect has long lost the method of controlling lightning for 200 years. Fortunately, Uncle Liu is well-versed and knowledgeable, so he came up with such a treasure. Finally, use the power of lightning to shock it for twelve hours to ensure that the corpse will be completely expelled."
"Damn it!" Jiang Yeming uttered a foul language that no one in this world could understand.
He actually saw a large hand-cranked generator.
Sure enough, everything was changing in an unpredictable direction. The Taoist sect was on the decline, unable to control thunder and lightning, so he came up with a scientifically combined exorcism secret method.
For a moment, Jiang Yeming paid a silent tribute to the old man Ren. After this, even a zombie would regret it for the rest of his life.
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