Neutral villain: Man of Destiny, why are you lame?

"Senior brother Lin, you need an operation!"

"Surgery, what surgery?"

Lin Fan got up abruptly, and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

Just kidding, if he wasn't trapped by the disease, how could he make such an ugly gesture!
"You can't do it, you have an anal fistula with a perianal cyst, it's too serious, you have to do surgery to suture it!"

"Sewing?"

Lin Fan fantasized for a moment, his buttocks were arched high, and Qin Tian was standing behind him, holding an embroidery needle in his hand and threading the needle again and again.

My mother, this is too scary!

No way!

Lin Fan waved his hands again and again, wouldn't it hurt to death?

"Don't worry, Senior Brother Lin, we will administer anesthesia!"

After finishing speaking, Qin Tian winked at Murong Qiang, and he also understood and walked quietly behind Lin Fan, wrapping his arms around his armpits as soon as he parted.

My mother, why is there a smell of cumin?
"Hey, hey, junior brother Qin, what are you going to do, I'm going to call someone!"

"Hey hey, Senior Brother Lin, stop shouting, no one will come if you break your throat!"

Holding a brown pill in his hand, Qin Tian slowly walked to Lin Fan's side, "I put a ban on this place just now, so they can't hear it! Be good, take this medicine, get some sleep and you'll be fine tomorrow! "

"Don't, Junior Brother, don't, don't, um..."

Lin Fan choked on the pill and rolled his eyes. He didn't know whether it was the lack of oxygen or the effect of the medicine. His body softened in two or three moments.

"Senior Brother Murong, you put him on the bed! Hey, did you eat barbecue? Such a big smell of cumin?"

The next morning, Lin Fan woke up from his sleep, and he didn't know anything about what happened after taking the pill.

He turned over quickly, only to find that his arms could not be lowered and could only be supported, and his armpits were wrapped with thick bandages.

What's the situation?
But at this moment, the door creaked.

It was Qin Tian who came in.

"Yo, Brother Lin, you're awake!"

Seeing the gauze and medicine bottle in Qin Tian's hand, Lin Fan took two steps back, "Qin, Junior Brother Qin, what do you want to do?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just that you should change your medicine."

"Come on, stick your ass up!"

"Hey, don't, I can do it myself..."

"Ahhh, my mother! It hurts!"

Lin Fan swears that he never felt such pain when he was chased by wild boars when he was a child!

He was obviously an eight-foot boy, and he had never seen any scenes, but the tears still couldn't stop flowing.

Three points of shame, three points of sadness, and four points of weakness.

"Oh shit, what did you do to me, why does it hurt so much!"

Qin Tian poked his head over and squeezed the surgical forceps in his hands, "Senior Brother Lin, you don't know that after the operation of this perianal cyst, some small granulation will grow and must be cut off! So you just bear with it and cut a few more. It's almost time!"

"Wooooow, can you give me some anesthetic, it hurts too much!"

"This won't work, you may become addicted if you take too many anesthetics!"

While talking, Qin Tian kept moving his hands, and every time he cut it, there was a burst of howling.

When the busy work was almost over, Qin Tian used the sterilized gauze to cover the wound again, and patted Lin Fan's smooth butt.

"Okay, Brother Lin, you can get up!"

Lin Fan, who was sweating profusely, lifted his pants tremblingly, "Junior Brother Qin, I have a question to ask you. Why don't you have these problems?"

"Hey, that's easy to say."

Qin Tian packed up his tools and said, "Because I do levator anus exercises every day! I usually don't sit and stand for long periods of time, and my diet is reasonable, so naturally I won't get it. Remember, the mouth enjoys the blessing and the ass suffers! Everything is predetermined !Especially if you eat less spicy food in the future! If you don’t control it, you may commit the crime again!”

Lin Fan nodded. Although he was in pain just now, after recovering from it, he felt like he was in a celestial state.

He took a long breath, "Thank you, Junior Brother Qin."

"Hey, Brother Lin, what are you talking about! We are brothers and we don't need to help each other? By the way, brother, I got some strange fires when I went out this time. I don't know if you are interested..."

Perhaps it was because Lin Fan's screams were too strong, a large group of people had already surrounded the door of his room, including Chen Yifei and Lin Xiaqing.

"Unexpectedly, this Qin Tian also knows medical skills! Although I have heard that he is very accurate in calculations before, I did not expect that there are quite a lot of them."

While talking, Chen Yifei did the levator anus exercise.

In fact, he does have some hidden illnesses.

Lin Xiaqing nodded. Although it was unreasonable to spy on others, she couldn't stop her curiosity.

Who is this Qin Tian who knows so much?
They are all mountain people who are struggling. Although they are assisted by elixir, the medicine is three-point poisonous. Who can say that they have no minor problems?

She just wanted to stick her ear to the door again, but the door creaked open!
"Hey, fellow disciples, what are you doing?"

Looking at the large group of people blocking the door, Lin Fan's face instantly turned white.

Well, it might as well be dead!How can this make me live!

"Hey, hello, Junior Brother Qin, I'm a disciple of Master Gu Jian. Actually, I have some physical problems and I want to ask you to take a look..."

This Lin Xiaqing started, but couldn't stop anymore.

Listening to the messy voices coming from all around, Qin Tian waved his hands, "Stop, stop! Anyway, I can't run away, everyone come one by one..."

"Hey, Senior Sister Lin, I have something I don't know if I should say it or not."

Qin Tian put his fingers on Lin Xiaqing's wrist, feeling her pulse, "Senior Sister Lin, have you been a little lusty lately?"

Lin Xiaqing's face turned red, and she immediately gouged Chen Yifei, "Here, junior brother, what do you say!"

"Ahem, Senior Sister, you have kidney yin deficiency! Let me prescribe a prescription for you..."

"Senior Brother Chen, right? Your veins are very slippery. You should not do anything lately. It's best to abstain from sexual intercourse for three months! By the way, how many bottles of the Kidney Treasure Tablets I've been taking all the time! It's too weak! Double deficiency! "

Hearing the boos around, Chen Yifei turned red!

Did Xiaqing hear that? She said she should do less.

"Eh Brother Liu, right? Do you have a Taoist companion? No? Oh, you should do less of this handicraft in the future! You are weaker than Senior Brother Chen! Kidney Treasure Tablets? That won't work, you have to take heavy medicine!"

"Well, Senior Sister Wang, do you consider finding a Taoist partner for the exam? I, I can't, I have a fiancée, your yin and yang imbalance is too serious! You need to find a Taoist partner to reconcile! How to reconcile? Here, do you want to ask?" Senior Brother Chen and Senior Sister Lin?"

"Damn it! Brother Lin, hurry up and bring the disinfectant! This senior brother has plum sores! What are plum sores? Don't ask! Ask this senior brother what good things he has done? Why don't you look for a decent Taoist companion, but you like to visit brothels? After taking the antibiotics I prescribed for you, stop messing around!"

"Hey, master, what are you doing here? Hey, you're getting older, so don't worry about it, don't think about it, it's normal! By the way, who is my teacher, I haven't seen it yet..."

"Yo Yunyun, why are you here too! Well, don't worry, you are doing well! Why, miss me? I miss you too, okay!"

"Tsk, senior sister, you are out of tune! Feeling dizzy and weak? That's right! Gong Han! Come and tease up your clothes a little and I'll give you a few needles! What are you afraid of? Don’t be scared to death if you have a Taoist companion! Huh? You fainted because of a Taoist companion? Now, you can call him here too, and I’ll see if I can cure him!”

……

After a busy day, Master Qin stretched his waist. The people on this mountain are also human beings. As the saying goes, all living beings are in various states. Who hasn't suffered from any illness or disaster?
Unless it is to wash away the mortal body and become a god, then you can play however you want.