The Fake Eunuch of the Empress: Bind the Shadow Corps at the beginning

"You are capable, not only to make Ding'er happy, but even Xiao Bing likes your food very much."

"But you are a little eunuch, why don't you kneel down and salute when you see me?!"

Wu Yue walked slowly in front, his tone ranging from gentle to sharp.

When she was about to walk to the door, she stopped suddenly, turned around and looked at Lin Xi with sharp eyes.

Ordinary people would have knelt down and begged for mercy when faced with such an imposing eldest princess.

Helplessly, what she was facing was Lin Xi who had just hugged her thigh, and that was just a show for the blind man.

I have a magic cultivator wife in the Jindan period, so what about the eldest princess, can she kill me?

Kill me who goes back to tell her stories at night.

Changle Gong has been trying to appease these nobles, and now he should treat me as a treasure.

With this layer of protective magic weapon, the eldest princess is still at his disposal.

Lin Xi thought complacently, and was not at ease about Wu Yue's questioning.

"His Royal Highness, Confucius said that all living beings are equal. I think this sentence makes sense. Let's stop knocking and just stand and talk."

"you!"

Wu Yue has never seen this kind of eunuch in her life.

But obviously she really can't do anything about this guy.

It is impossible to pick out such a talent who can appease two erinia at the same time.

It's a pity that this person is just a eunuch, otherwise he should really focus on training him.

"Forget it, you have the right not to kneel."

She snorted, turned around and left with a flick of her sleeves.

Lin Xi smiled and stepped forward to follow.

"Although you are an eunuch, it is rare to have some skills. Besides eloquence and cooking skills, do you have other skills?"

"That's too much, I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, Wen Neng An Bang martial arts... martial arts... really not very good."

Lin Xi had just started bragging, when he suddenly thought that the woman in front of her was the pinnacle of the Ninth Grade Acquired, and one of the sisters was a Golden Core Demon Cultivator, so she didn't want to make a fool of herself with her three-legged feline kung fu.

"I ask you, if there is a person who likes to collect the world's treasures very much, how will you satisfy her?"

"Ah... a shopaholic, right? If you have enough money, it's nothing, just buy it."

"..."

Wu Yue rolled her eyes angrily at this answer.

Didn't I just ask you because I don't have money! !

"And what if you have no money?"

"Then I'll tell her that the most precious thing in the world is actually around us. It's freedom! It's sunshine, air, and water... In short, just fool around, what can I do if I don't have money."

"This... will this work?"

She stopped again and looked at Lin Xi expectantly.

Although I don't know if it will work, but this idea seems to open up a new world.

In the past, she only knew to collect all kinds of treasures, but she never thought of painting big cakes!

Still being too honest.

"Of course it is useful. Mencius said that the most precious things in the world are free, free dreams, free life, free time, there are so many precious things, what's the use of spending money to collect those rags."

"Indeed...a novel point of view."

Wu Yue muttered to himself.

As the eldest princess of a country, she grew up with rich clothes and fine food since she was a child, and she has never heard of such a concept.

"Well, Ruzi can be taught."

Lin Xi nodded, feeling happy for this bright student, he knew everything.

"Then if there is a person who is extremely afraid of everything that happens around him, even if he takes a sip of water, he is afraid that the water will be poisonous, what should you do?"

"It's a bit troublesome. My suggestion is to see a psychiatrist."

"Psychiatrist? Do you mean doctor?"

"It's about the same... It's a pity that I haven't studied psychology, but through psychological counseling, it should be possible to improve."

"It's useless. She killed all the doctors who went to treat her."

"..."

Lin Xi suddenly remembered the serial number of sister Wu Yue.

Apart from the eldest princess herself, there are five nobles, who should be A, B, C, Dingwu.

Good guy, these weirdos are probably her sisters.

What kind of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks can give birth to this brood of freaks.

"If there is a person who is born with a strong thirst for knowledge about everything..."

"It's simple, just ask me, no one in the world understands it better than me, I am the king of understanding."

"really?"

"Exactly!"

Wu Yue took a deep look at him.

For the first time, I felt that this little eunuch became pleasing to the eye.

But she didn't finish her sentence.

If you don't get an answer, that person will be angry and kill...

But seeing how confident he is, let's not talk about it.

After all, after being tortured by the six erotic demons for ten years, she finally had someone to share her worries.

He didn't ask any more questions at the moment, and said calmly.

"Lin Xi listens to the order!"

"Listen."

"..."

Seeing his nonchalant attitude, Wu Yue gritted his teeth and continued talking.

"You are now appointed as the Chief Eunuch of the Changle Palace. You can make all the decisions about the five nobles with one word."

"Roger that!"

Lin Xi put his feet together and gave a military salute.

"...Don't you know how to give thanks?"

"No way! I'm helping you share your worries. I just want to thank you? The capitalists cried when they saw it."

"Forget it, it's up to you. Bengong will inform Ms. Zheng later to arrange an identity for you. You can go."

Wu Yue understood.

This person has seen his own weakness, and he is completely confident.

But she doesn't care about that.

As long as she has the ability to help herself deal with these troubles, she can bear it no matter how much she goes through.

"I don't quite understand what His Highness means... Could it be that from now on, in Changle Palace..."

Lin Xi scratched his head and smiled shyly.

It's not that he got cheap and acted like a good boy.

But I really don't understand the difference between the two positions of Chief Eunuch and Chief Eunuch.

The former can be interpreted as the eunuch in charge of Changle Palace.

But the latter can only be the eunuchs in charge of Changle Palace.

Although the name sounds the same, the power gap is not a stark difference.

"That's right, from now on in the entire Changle Palace, your status is second only to this Palace."

Sure enough!

Lin Xi's eyes lit up, very satisfied with Wu Yue's answer.

Although there is still a long princess on top of her head, but at least it can be regarded as the castrated version of reaching the sky in one step.

"But if you can't help Ben Gong share his worries, this person will not sit here for long."

"Your Highness, don't worry, this will definitely be the most wise and powerful decision in your life!"

"Wise and mighty? Is it appropriate to use this word to describe me?"

Wu Yue showed a noncommittal expression, a little playful.

"What's inappropriate, who said women are inferior to men."

"Your Highness, please forgive me and leave first!"

Lin Xi cupped his hands, and without waiting for the eldest princess to answer, he turned around and ran towards the Imperial Restaurant.

Now that his identity has changed, he has to go back to take revenge first!

Watching Lin Xi go away quietly, Wu Yue was still repeating his last words.

"Who says women are inferior to men..."

"You really are different from ordinary people..."

"But who said eunuchs are ministers?"