I, Emperor Xin, was overheard by Nuwa

The prehistoric years don't count, just a flick of a finger.

The era of innate beings came to an end in one calamity after another, and under the guidance of Daozu Hongjun, the world ushered in a new order.

Human Race, Chaoge City, Jinluan Palace.

It was supposed to be the time to go to court, but the civil and military officials found that the current king, Emperor Xin, could not be found.

There was no surprise, no surprise, just a long sigh of helplessness.

Your Majesty must still be sleeping!
This is indeed the case. At this moment, Di Xin just opened his sleepy eyes from the bed in the palace, staring blankly at the hot sunlight outside the window.

Lie down and go to sleep!
Soon, Di Xin nodded confidently, and fell down on the bed with a bang.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the reward - a thousand-year-old ginseng fruit!"

That's right!Di Xin is a time traveler!
About half a year ago, in his previous life, he was a social animal who was greedy early and late at night, and through an accident, he traveled to the prehistoric era of conferring gods.

At first, he was still very resistant to the identity of Di Xin. After all, anyone who has seen a conferred god will know how miserable Di Xin's fate is!
First, the poem of mentioning silver in the Nuwa Temple kicked off the prelude to the calamity of the gods, and then he was bewitched by the three demons of the Xuanyuan Tomb to provoke Ji Chang's rebellious heart.

Most importantly, Di Xin died in the end!

A human king who is dignified at the same level as the Emperor of Heaven is actually only conferred as the God of Joy in charge of marriage. How can this end?

Simply speechless!

Therefore, in order to avoid the beginning of all these sorrows, Di Xin decided to start his own life of lying down.

What race against the crowd?

What Pomeranian smiles?
What is competing for the identity of the co-lord of heaven and earth?

None of these exist!

Today's Yin and Shang are in peace, Wu Youwen, Zhong Huang Feihu, Wen Youbigan and Shang Rong are good ministers. I just need to govern the country honestly, and I will be lazy on this big bed of more than 400 square meters from time to time. Why can't I hide from the seal? god?

Besides, as long as you don't go to the Nuwa Temple to mention silver poems, Yin Shang still has at least 600 years of national luck, let alone Di Xin, even his children, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, can continue to lie flat for a lifetime !

The most important thing is that besides the physical relaxation every time you lie down, it will also bring you spiritual pleasure, which is the reward from the strongest lying down system!

The strongest lying flat system, as long as you lie flat, you will be rewarded!

Bask in the sun in the backyard, and reward a thousand-year-old flat peach!
Go shopping and reward a piece of Changbaishan ginseng!
The imperial court was bored and distracted, and rewarded with a cup of tea!
If you have nothing to do and sleep late, you will be rewarded with a ginseng fruit!
Looking at the spiritual fruits and precious medicines that were piled up into a hill in the system space, Di Xin laughed so hard that his mouth almost crooked.

Sure enough, I am still the life of Xianyu, the system yyds!
"My lord, if you don't come out again, the old minister will go in!"

"If you stop the old man again, it will be time for you to ask!"

"My lord, wake up! Today is an important day!"

The knocking on the door resounded non-stop, and Di Xin, who was sleeping, was naturally awakened.

The owner of this voice, Di Xin, was very familiar with it, and it didn't take long to know that the person who came was the Prime Minister Shang Rong who was in charge of the rituals and music of the great business.

"My lord, wake up, the sun is already high, if you don't take a bath, you will be delayed!"

Shang Rong's urging voices did not show any signs of stopping, and the knocking on the door was even more endless.

"Aiqing, come in!"

Di Xin stretched his waist, but didn't get angry because he was interrupted to rest.

Because of such a trivial matter, I will be very angry. What is the difference between this and Di Xin in the original book?
If you agree to lie down, you must start to change your personality!
Looking at Di Xin, who was lazily leaning against the edge of the bed, without any resemblance of an emperor, Shang Rong wished he could give him a royal etiquette lesson on the spot.

It's just that it's getting late now, and I really can't spare this effort.

"Don't be angry, Aiqing, smile more, as the saying goes, a smile is less than ten years old!"

Di Xin said with a smile.

"My lord, how long are you going to be lazy? Today is the birthday of the Holy Mother, and you need to go to the Nuwa Temple to offer incense on behalf of the human race, and thank the Holy Mother for the kindness of the Liming people!"

"Gudang is a big deal, isn't it just incense!"

Di Xin waved his hand, then shrank back into the quilt again.

But soon, Di Xin opened his eyes suddenly, and the calmness on his face disappeared instantly, replaced by black lines.

"What are you talking about? Are you going to the Nuwa Temple to drop incense today?"

Seeing Shang Rong nod his head firmly, Di Xin was speechless.

Is this the general trend of the world?

I have already laid down like this, but still can't change the trajectory of fate?
God!Why are you so unfair!
I was given the identity and system of a time-traveler, but I was not given... Wait, I am a time-traveler!

"What are you going to do? Go back and sleep well, don't let Gu see you until tomorrow morning!"

Suddenly remembering his true identity, Di Xin immediately waved his hand and issued an order to evict Shang Rong.

Going to the Nuwa Temple by yourself means that you will be plotted against by the Western Sages, thus opening the Conferred Gods, which caused the fortunes of the Yin and Shang Dynasties to drop from 600 to 28 years.

More importantly, I can't escape death!
"Your Majesty! This is a tradition left by our ancestors, you cannot disobey it!"

Shang Rong didn't know what Di Xin was thinking, so he knelt down beside the bed with a plop.

"I've decided my loneliness! Aiqing leave quickly!"

"I advise the king to think twice!"

Just as Di Xin finished speaking, all civil and military officials who were waiting outside the bedroom rushed in one after another.

Good guy!Such a big battle?

Di Xin sighed helplessly, thinking to himself.

"If you go to Xiangxiang, it means that you will be plotted against by the old bald donkey in the west, and you will offend Empress Nuwa by mentioning silver poems. This is obviously an act that only fools will take the bait."

"If you don't go, the civil and military officials will be making noise like flies, so how can Gu be lazy and lie down?"

"Besides, if Gu really offends Empress Nuwa, when the witch girl enters the palace, the more happy you are now, the sooner you will die, you know that?"

After subconsciously seeing the loyal civil and military officials in front of the bed, Di Xin couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

He had to think of a way to stop the mouths of the ministers without going to the Nuwa Temple to offer incense.

Suddenly, a plan came to mind.

I saw Di Xin standing up suddenly with a carp, his movements were chic and sharp, like a swimming dragon!
boom!
Just when all the ministers thought that the king had changed his mind, they never thought that the king suddenly shook his body and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Quick! Pass it to the imperial physician! I'm alone!"

This is Di Xin's strategy, flopping and pretending to be sick!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully lying down and getting a reward of a thousand-year Ganoderma lucidum!
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at the same time.

Nu Wa, who was about to go to Huoyun Cave to celebrate her birthday, stopped suddenly, shock written all over her pretty face.

For some unknown reason, a man's voice appeared in Nuwa's mind!

The voice is thick.

The characters are round.

[Only fools go to the Nuwa Palace to send incense...the old bald donkey in the West will plot against him and write obscene poems to offend the saint Nuwa.Gu Nai is a human king, how can he offend the Holy Mother of the human race. 】