Super Farmer System
Chapter 9 Things Only Fools Do
One hundred points is worth 1 yuan, although it will be worth it if it rains.
It's just that Qin Xiaobing can only find one or two hundred yuan on his body at this time, where is it enough?
1 yuan!
Qin Xiaobing read a sentence silently, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
Isn't the sauerkraut stone in Lin Ermao's house just jade? As long as you buy that thing, it's not impossible for 2 to [-] yuan.
For the moment, I can only go out and try it out.
Walking out of the room, Song Lan walked over with concern, handed Qin Xiaobing an egg and said kindly, "Xiaobing, life at home is not comparable to that in the city, so you can just order it!"
"Mom, I'm already fine. Look, I've grown muscles." Qin Xiaobing clenched his fists.
Song Lan chuckled, lovingly touched Qin Xiaobing's head and reminded, "Xiao Bing, you are having a hard time in the village now, how can you have a hard time with your third uncle today!"
"Mother, there is no water in Heli in the village, and the water pump can't solve it. I can figure out a solution in two days."
"What can you do? Your dad's back hurts today, so you can go and see for yourself!"
"What happened to my dad?"
Song Lan sighed helplessly and said, "It's an old problem, the back problem has happened again, and it always looks bad, what's the matter with this one."
"Mom, I'll take care of Dad in a few days."
"Stupid child, what ability do you have?"
"Mom, then I'll go out first!"
Song Lan nodded, but her heart was warm. Qin Xiaobing knew how to care about others more and more.
The village of Shili Village is not big, and within 200 meters, they have already reached the door of Lin Ermao's house.
The distance between the two people's homes is not far, but the degree of dilapidation is not much different.
Although Lin Ermao and Lin Dong are relatives, Lin Ermao is lazy by nature and can eat and drink all day long. Every girl in the village can catch eyes.
He is still a bachelor until now, thinking every day how to benefit himself at the expense of others.
Qin Xiaobing hesitated for a moment, then walked into the courtyard.
Lin Ermao also has an elder brother, his parents live with him, and when the family is separated, the elder brother also shares more.
After the family was divided, he immediately drew a clear line with Lin Ermao, and never interacted with each other until death.
"Lin Ermao, are you home?" Qin Xiaobing shouted at the top of his voice.
"What the hell, who keeps people from sleeping early in the morning and yells everywhere!"
After a while, two broken wooden doors opened, and Lin Ermao stood at the door with messy hair.
He drooped his head, raised his head, squinted his eyes and glanced at Qin Xiaobing and said sarcastically, "What's up, college student, what are you doing at my house so early in the morning?"
"I want to borrow some sauerkraut from your house!" Qin Xiaobing said politely.
"Sauerkraut? What's so delicious about borrowing that thing, you're poor and crazy!" Lin Ermao said disdainfully.
He muttered in his heart, Qin Xiaobing didn't come to him for the water pump.
It is said that people in the city are cheap, and they want to eat sauerkraut when they are used to greasy food. It is true to eat wild vegetables.
"My family's sauerkraut is well-known in the village. We only sell it and don't borrow it." Lin Ermao said triumphantly.
Fuck, based on the hygienic conditions, it is estimated that all the pickle jars are filled with flies.
"How do you sell sauerkraut?"
Seeing that Qin Xiaobing really wanted to buy it, Lin Ermao was secretly happy.
Qin Xiaobing bought several water pumps recently, which should be a lot of money.
Scholars are stupid, if you give him a good meal, you can make a small fortune if you are not sure.
"My family's sauerkraut is sold in jars. Buy one and get a sauerkraut jar for free. If you want to sell it, you will get [-]. If you don't buy it, you will get it. I have to wait for the next one!" Lin Ermao said anxiously.
Qin Xiaobing hesitated for a while and said, "I don't have enough money to exchange things, okay?"
"Okay, use your water pump!"
Qin Xiaobing gritted his teeth. A water pump costs one thousand and five. Lin Ermao really can open his mouth like a lion.
"Look at me, your water pump has been resold by dozens of hands. I asked you to change it to my sauerkraut tank, but it's cheaper for you. Do you want to do it!"
"Okay, I promise you!"
Lin Ermao's eyes widened, he looked straight at Qin Xiaobing and said, "You must not go back on your word."
"No regrets!"
Grandma, the college students in this city are as stupid as pigs, changing the water pump for sauerkraut, so stupid that they went to grandma's house.
"Then you wait, I'll get it for you right away!" Lin Ermao ran into the room excitedly.
After a few breaths, he ran out again, holding a jar less than half a meter high, covered with thick dust.
"Qin Xiaobing, the sauerkraut jar is here for you, and our business is done!"
"Uh, where's the stone for pressing sauerkraut?" Qin Xiaobing asked.
Lin Ermao said with a smile, "I also want to help you lose some weight. Since you like it, I will give it to you. Go back quickly. I will go to the water room to get the water pump later."
Sure enough, as soon as the sauerkraut-pressing stone was put into the sauerkraut jar, the weight increased a lot. It was not as heavy as an ordinary stone should be.
Song Lan was still feeding the chickens in the yard, and saw Qin Xiaobing running back excitedly with a sauerkraut jar in his arms in less than a while.
Immediately walked to the door strangely and said, "Xiao Bing, didn't you go to water the ground, why did you come back with a sauerkraut blanket?"
"Mother, don't worry about it, hurry up and wash the stones in this jar, I'm waiting to use it?"
"No, no, little soldier, if you want to eat sauerkraut, there is also a house, who did you get this stinky sauerkraut from!"
"Lin Ermao!"
"What? Did you go to Lin Ermao's house?"
Song Lan frowned, and said with a serious face, "Did Lin Ermao still ask you for money?"
"Well, I didn't give it!"
"That's right, that's a ruffian!"
"I changed it with a water pump!" Qin Xiaobing said.
Song Lan groaned in his ear, grabbed Qin Xiaobing's hand and said, "You said you exchanged the water pump for such a pot of stinky sauerkraut?"
"Yes!"
"Xiao Bing, are you alright?" Song Lan put her hands on Qin Xiaobing's head with red eyes.
"Mom, I'm fine, hurry up and wash the stones inside!"
"Okay, mother will wash it for you, don't worry."
After speaking, Song Lan ran into the house in a panic. Qin Xiang lay on the bed and looked at Double Happiness. Seeing Song Lan come in, he asked, "What are you talking about with Xiaobing?"
Song Lan immediately wiped away tears and cried, "His father, Xiaobing is stupid. He ran to Lin Ermao's house early in the morning and exchanged a pot of stinky sauerkraut with a water pump. What's wrong with this?"
Qin Xiang stared wide-eyed, squeezed out the cigarette butt with his fingers, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. His eyes had changed a lot in an instant, and he said solemnly, "Then take the soldier to see a doctor!"
The two whispered a few words, and hurriedly walked into the yard.
Except for a sauerkraut jar in the yard, there was no sign of Qin Xiaobing at all.
It's just that Qin Xiaobing can only find one or two hundred yuan on his body at this time, where is it enough?
1 yuan!
Qin Xiaobing read a sentence silently, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
Isn't the sauerkraut stone in Lin Ermao's house just jade? As long as you buy that thing, it's not impossible for 2 to [-] yuan.
For the moment, I can only go out and try it out.
Walking out of the room, Song Lan walked over with concern, handed Qin Xiaobing an egg and said kindly, "Xiaobing, life at home is not comparable to that in the city, so you can just order it!"
"Mom, I'm already fine. Look, I've grown muscles." Qin Xiaobing clenched his fists.
Song Lan chuckled, lovingly touched Qin Xiaobing's head and reminded, "Xiao Bing, you are having a hard time in the village now, how can you have a hard time with your third uncle today!"
"Mother, there is no water in Heli in the village, and the water pump can't solve it. I can figure out a solution in two days."
"What can you do? Your dad's back hurts today, so you can go and see for yourself!"
"What happened to my dad?"
Song Lan sighed helplessly and said, "It's an old problem, the back problem has happened again, and it always looks bad, what's the matter with this one."
"Mom, I'll take care of Dad in a few days."
"Stupid child, what ability do you have?"
"Mom, then I'll go out first!"
Song Lan nodded, but her heart was warm. Qin Xiaobing knew how to care about others more and more.
The village of Shili Village is not big, and within 200 meters, they have already reached the door of Lin Ermao's house.
The distance between the two people's homes is not far, but the degree of dilapidation is not much different.
Although Lin Ermao and Lin Dong are relatives, Lin Ermao is lazy by nature and can eat and drink all day long. Every girl in the village can catch eyes.
He is still a bachelor until now, thinking every day how to benefit himself at the expense of others.
Qin Xiaobing hesitated for a moment, then walked into the courtyard.
Lin Ermao also has an elder brother, his parents live with him, and when the family is separated, the elder brother also shares more.
After the family was divided, he immediately drew a clear line with Lin Ermao, and never interacted with each other until death.
"Lin Ermao, are you home?" Qin Xiaobing shouted at the top of his voice.
"What the hell, who keeps people from sleeping early in the morning and yells everywhere!"
After a while, two broken wooden doors opened, and Lin Ermao stood at the door with messy hair.
He drooped his head, raised his head, squinted his eyes and glanced at Qin Xiaobing and said sarcastically, "What's up, college student, what are you doing at my house so early in the morning?"
"I want to borrow some sauerkraut from your house!" Qin Xiaobing said politely.
"Sauerkraut? What's so delicious about borrowing that thing, you're poor and crazy!" Lin Ermao said disdainfully.
He muttered in his heart, Qin Xiaobing didn't come to him for the water pump.
It is said that people in the city are cheap, and they want to eat sauerkraut when they are used to greasy food. It is true to eat wild vegetables.
"My family's sauerkraut is well-known in the village. We only sell it and don't borrow it." Lin Ermao said triumphantly.
Fuck, based on the hygienic conditions, it is estimated that all the pickle jars are filled with flies.
"How do you sell sauerkraut?"
Seeing that Qin Xiaobing really wanted to buy it, Lin Ermao was secretly happy.
Qin Xiaobing bought several water pumps recently, which should be a lot of money.
Scholars are stupid, if you give him a good meal, you can make a small fortune if you are not sure.
"My family's sauerkraut is sold in jars. Buy one and get a sauerkraut jar for free. If you want to sell it, you will get [-]. If you don't buy it, you will get it. I have to wait for the next one!" Lin Ermao said anxiously.
Qin Xiaobing hesitated for a while and said, "I don't have enough money to exchange things, okay?"
"Okay, use your water pump!"
Qin Xiaobing gritted his teeth. A water pump costs one thousand and five. Lin Ermao really can open his mouth like a lion.
"Look at me, your water pump has been resold by dozens of hands. I asked you to change it to my sauerkraut tank, but it's cheaper for you. Do you want to do it!"
"Okay, I promise you!"
Lin Ermao's eyes widened, he looked straight at Qin Xiaobing and said, "You must not go back on your word."
"No regrets!"
Grandma, the college students in this city are as stupid as pigs, changing the water pump for sauerkraut, so stupid that they went to grandma's house.
"Then you wait, I'll get it for you right away!" Lin Ermao ran into the room excitedly.
After a few breaths, he ran out again, holding a jar less than half a meter high, covered with thick dust.
"Qin Xiaobing, the sauerkraut jar is here for you, and our business is done!"
"Uh, where's the stone for pressing sauerkraut?" Qin Xiaobing asked.
Lin Ermao said with a smile, "I also want to help you lose some weight. Since you like it, I will give it to you. Go back quickly. I will go to the water room to get the water pump later."
Sure enough, as soon as the sauerkraut-pressing stone was put into the sauerkraut jar, the weight increased a lot. It was not as heavy as an ordinary stone should be.
Song Lan was still feeding the chickens in the yard, and saw Qin Xiaobing running back excitedly with a sauerkraut jar in his arms in less than a while.
Immediately walked to the door strangely and said, "Xiao Bing, didn't you go to water the ground, why did you come back with a sauerkraut blanket?"
"Mother, don't worry about it, hurry up and wash the stones in this jar, I'm waiting to use it?"
"No, no, little soldier, if you want to eat sauerkraut, there is also a house, who did you get this stinky sauerkraut from!"
"Lin Ermao!"
"What? Did you go to Lin Ermao's house?"
Song Lan frowned, and said with a serious face, "Did Lin Ermao still ask you for money?"
"Well, I didn't give it!"
"That's right, that's a ruffian!"
"I changed it with a water pump!" Qin Xiaobing said.
Song Lan groaned in his ear, grabbed Qin Xiaobing's hand and said, "You said you exchanged the water pump for such a pot of stinky sauerkraut?"
"Yes!"
"Xiao Bing, are you alright?" Song Lan put her hands on Qin Xiaobing's head with red eyes.
"Mom, I'm fine, hurry up and wash the stones inside!"
"Okay, mother will wash it for you, don't worry."
After speaking, Song Lan ran into the house in a panic. Qin Xiang lay on the bed and looked at Double Happiness. Seeing Song Lan come in, he asked, "What are you talking about with Xiaobing?"
Song Lan immediately wiped away tears and cried, "His father, Xiaobing is stupid. He ran to Lin Ermao's house early in the morning and exchanged a pot of stinky sauerkraut with a water pump. What's wrong with this?"
Qin Xiang stared wide-eyed, squeezed out the cigarette butt with his fingers, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. His eyes had changed a lot in an instant, and he said solemnly, "Then take the soldier to see a doctor!"
The two whispered a few words, and hurriedly walked into the yard.
Except for a sauerkraut jar in the yard, there was no sign of Qin Xiaobing at all.
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