"Sister Lemon, help me, Brother Pants can't think about it, he's about to jump off the building!"

……

When Mo Yichen came back, he saw a large number of movies swiping the screen in the live broadcast room.

Surprisingly consistent, they are all "Sister Lemon, help me, Brother Pants can't think about it, he is going to jump off the building!"

At first, Mo Yichen thought that in the live broadcast room, some idle and boring LSPs were just booing.

But as Mo Yichen slid the message to the top, he discovered that it was sent by the first member of the trousers brother's house who went to see his sister-in-law.

"Sister Mingmeng, something is wrong! I have already arrived at Brother Pants' house, and my sister-in-law is not here.

But that's not the point. The point is that the door of Brother Pants' house was unlocked, so I slipped in quietly.

In the end, my sister-in-law didn't see it, but saw Brother Pants sitting on the balcony outside the window, planning to jump off the building, what should I do?
Ah... Brother Pants, he jumped off..."

When Mo Yichen saw this, his heart tightened.

But then I found out that this melon-eating crowd A is just a funny comparison.

"Um... I forgot, Brother Pants lives on the first floor.

Confirmed, brother in pants just broke his pants, but he is still safe.

But just before Brother Pants jumped, I seemed to hear him say that he had some incurable disease, and he was green or something.

In short, Brother Pants still wants to jump off the building, he doesn't want to live anymore, this time he plans to go to the top of the building, I can't persuade him anymore!

......"

Mo Yichen understood when he saw this.

That melon-eating crowd A is stopping Brother Pants from letting him jump off the building with the sound of the piano, but it probably won't last long.

Because if some people can't think about it and want to commit suicide, it's really hard to stop them.

So Mo Yichen hurriedly shouted in the live broadcast room,
"I'm here, what do I need to do?"

"Wow, sister lemon is here, what to do if you need sister lemon, you should tell me quickly!"

"Cucumber calls potatoes, cucumbers call potatoes, please answer if you receive it, what should I do if I need lemon sister paper?"

"Uh... Actually, I don't know...

But I can't stop Brother Pants from jumping off the building. My big lemon girl should be able to help me.

Ah...Brother Pants rushed to the roof frantically, Sister Lemon, please help me...Hurry up, hurry up...Sister Lemon, I can't hold on any longer, help me..."

"Eh... Although Brother Pants is in a critical situation, I always feel that something is not right..."

"I also feel that something is wrong, but I'm still young, and I don't know anything about drag racing for adults. Is there any old driver who can help me out?"

"I beg the old driver to answer the questions +1..."

"I beg the old driver to answer the questions +88..."

"I beg the old driver to answer the questions +10086..."

……

Mo Yichen saw that the group of LSPs in the live broadcast group didn't know their priorities at all, Brother Pants was about to jump off the building, and he was thinking about driving!

So, Mo Yichen hurriedly roared in the live broadcast room,

"Who is that, where is Brother Pants' house?"

"Brother Pants is in the neighborhood opposite my house..."

"Then where is your home?"

"Uh... Sister Lemon, you ask such a shy and secretive question, how can she have the nerve to say it?"

"Fuck! Brother Pants is in danger, this dog. The thing still doesn't forget to tease Lemon Girl. It's too much!"

"That's right, that's right, Sister Lemon, this guy won't give you the address, I'll give it to you, XXXXXXX, this address belongs to my home, Sister Lemon is welcome to visit anytime..."

"Are you guys still human?

Brother Pants has already been cheated on by others, and he is also terminally ill. How dare you stand idly by?
I can't stand you people the most, hum!
Huh?Wife, you brought me melon seeds, um, they are delicious, you should sit here and eat together.

Wife, you don’t know, Brother Pants will be green now, he’s going to be miserable, it’s a long story..."

……

Mo Yichen saw that the melon eaters in the live broadcast room were extremely unreliable, so he simply turned off the live broadcast.

Then he took out his mobile phone and called Xiaomi to search for the location of Brother Pants.

Soon, Xiaomi found out Brother Pants's address, which was about 20 minutes' drive from Mo Yichen's Huanhu Villa.

Mo Yichen hastily pushed open the door, started the car, and rushed towards Brother Pants' house.

The impatient Mo Yichen didn't let Xiaomi drive, but activated his own Schumacher car king technology, soaring the speed to the extreme.

The original 10-minute drive made Mo Yichen arrive at the community where Brother Pants lived in less than 10 minutes.

After fixing the car, Mo Yichen jumped out of the car and rushed directly to the neighborhood in front of him.

Since Xiaomi had already accurately found out the specific address of Brother Pants, Mo Yichen came to Brother Pants's house accurately.

But seeing the door open, after Mo Yichen entered, he found that there was no one there, only the window was open.

Mo Yichen quickly turned on his phone, entered the live broadcast room, and asked,
"I've arrived at Brother Pants' house, where is Brother Pants?"

"Digging, is it true or not? Is Lemon Girl so fast? It's only been less than 10 minutes?"

"It should be true. Look at the window behind Sister Lemon. Brother Pants just jumped out of this window..."

"Come on! Doesn't that mean that the speed of the lemon girl is faster than the speed of light?"

"Brother Lightspeed: Although I am very fast, who do I compare my points to? If I were to compare with Sister Lemon, I would rather lose under Sister Lemon's pomegranate skirt..."

"Brother Lightspeed, do you want to eat peaches? With your speed calculated in milliseconds, are you ashamed to say it? Look at me, I have a speed of more than a minute, but I never brag..."

"You LSPs, Sister Lemon tried to save Brother Pants in the past, so just shut up and watch!"

Group A, who was hugging Brother Pants' thighs and dragging him, "Sister Lemon, we are on the roof of the 28th floor, only three meters away from the rooftop.

Everyone, please bless me, I will definitely stop Brother Pants and never let go!
The wind is rustling and the water is cold..."

However, crowd A, who eats melons, has made up his mind that as long as Brother Pants moves two meters forward, he will let go.

In short, a dead fellow Daoist will never die a poor Daoist.

I would never put my own life on the line just to save someone.

I just turned 20 this year, and I haven't had a girlfriend yet!

Emmmmm......

I am actually quite miserable, but I will definitely not commit suicide...

Yeah!

This pants brother is only one meter away from the roof, I want to let go...

But at this moment, with a bang, a pretty figure appeared on the roof of the 28th floor.

Brother Pants looked back and saw that it was Lemon Girl, his face blushed immediately, and he jumped off the roof.

As for the melon-eating crowd A, he forgot to let go because of this, and was directly taken down by Brother Pants.

"Fuck! Forgot to let go!

Woooooooo...I haven't kissed a girl yet..."

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