The Traveling Frog: Killing the Demon Queen in the Womb
Chapter 7 Shut up, don't insert flags indiscriminately
Because I had the experience of being almost sucked and fucked by my sister in the womb.
Xiao also felt that the mother's womb was not safe in this world, and it was best to keep a low profile.
Moreover, he is really not a powerful reincarnation, and he cannot bring his own birth special effects.
Unless you really do it yourself, do something like using the rejuvenation technique cultivated in the mother's womb, make a hundred flowers bloom, and a dead tree bloom in spring, or use pig charms and dragon charms to create a thunderous fire.
But he didn't know that because of his dog, a fifth-level painted skin ghost and a long-tongued ghost went directly to the west.
There was even a severe crackdown in Chang'an City, and many spies from other races were arrested.
Then the higher-ups were very happy, and sent someone to give the Xiao family several cans of high-grade milk powder and many other rewards.
Of course, Xiao Ye didn't have the energy to pay attention to this at this time, because he was being checked by the superhuman sent by the Shenwu Division.
The person who came was an old man dressed in white, with a benign face, named Lin Fan.
It is said that he is the only sixth-level medical transcendent boss in Chang'an Shenwu Division.
I saw him take out a bunch of weird things, things that Xiao didn't know anyway.
After tossing for a long time, I finally came up with a sentence:
"Born without dirt, with delicate skin, icy skin and fine bones, natural affinity with plants and trees, very talented."
"How good is it, do you have the posture of a king?"
Grandpa Xiao Tiance couldn't help asking.
He is very concerned about this issue, after all because of Jiang Chiyue's relationship.
Xiao Tiance said to everyone: "My grandson Xiao also has the qualifications of a king."
Now the cow has been blown out, if it doesn't work, it will be slapped in the face.
Seeing the old man's expectant gaze, Lin Fan nodded helplessly and said, "Yes."
After all, it is possible for waste wood to counterattack, and Xiao Ye's talent is very good, so it is not a big problem to win the seventh rank.
Besides, the capital of a king does not necessarily mean becoming a king.
I'm right.
"Okay, let me say that I, Sun Xiao, also have the qualifications of a king."
Grandpa Xiao Tiance slapped his thigh suddenly, very happy.
But Xiao Ye, who was lying in his mother's arms and sucking milk, was so frightened that he dropped the food in his mouth.
I just feel like there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past my heart.
Some flags cannot be set up randomly, otherwise big trouble will happen.
"good chance."
Seeing his younger brother's bottle slipping off, Jiang Zhiyue's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out to catch it.
Then he held a feeding bottle in one hand and ate beautifully.
"You greedy little girl, how could you snatch your brother?"
Xiao Yuru let out a laugh, then took away the milk bottle from Her Majesty the Empress, and stuffed it into Xiao Ye's arms.
"And what's wrong with Xiaoye? Why don't you eat it?"
Seeing her son staring at her father in a daze, Xiao Yuru asked a little strangely.
Xiao Ye rolled his cute eyes, and said to himself, "I still have a fart appetite, tell grandpa to shut up, and don't insert flags indiscriminately."
However, Xiao is just a baby and only dares to make babbling sounds.
He couldn't stop his grandpa from planting flags crazily.
So Xiao also decided: "From now on, I will tell everyone when I meet that my sister Wang Zhiyue has the appearance of a great emperor, and I hope she can help me transfer a little bit of cause and effect."
And as a reincarnation power, she probably has a hard life.
It doesn't matter.
Here Xiao Tiance saw off the outsider, hugged Xiao Ye happily, and couldn't help but praise: "You are really my good grandson."
Xiao Yuru also smiled pretty, and said proudly: "That is, my son Xiao also has the appearance of a king."
Xiao Ye: "."
I always feel that this family takes jujube pills.
—
That night.
There were two small cribs neatly placed beside Xiao Yuru's bed.
Xiao Ye and Jiang Chiyue slept in it.
"It's almost time."
After Jiang Zhiyue felt that her mother was already asleep, she tiptoedly lifted the quilt and climbed off the bed.
Then, step by step, he quietly crawled to a certain place.
At this time, a small head poked out from another crib, it was Xiao Ye.
With the blessing of twelve charms, it can be said that the energy is unlimited, and Xiao does not need to rest.
Seeing Jiang Chiyue's sneaky appearance, he immediately became interested.
"Let me see what you do when you don't sleep at night?" Xiao Ye chuckled.
Immediately imitating Jiang Chiyue's example, she lifted the quilt and prepared to climb out of the stroller...
Then snapped and fell to the ground.
Careless, the baby's body is not well controlled.
The sudden noise was especially loud in this silent night.
Jiang Chiyue shook her hands in fright, and the milk powder can was knocked over, spreading all over the ground.
"My milk."
Jiang Zhiyue wanted to cry but had no tears.
This is the only can of fifth-grade monster milk in the family to refine high-grade milk powder.
As the saying goes, what you lack when you are young, you will be greedy when you grow up.
In the previous life, Empress Jiang was an orphan of the devil way when she was a child, and her parents died since she was a child, so there is no milk for her.
Later, she rose up and grew up, but she never had a chance with milk.
So in this life, she became addicted after taking a few sips of milk in her mother's arms.
However, the milk powder with the best taste is now sprinkled...
For the little empress, this is no less heart-wrenching than a drunkard accidentally dropping the last bottle of 82 Lafite.
"No, it can still be rescued. I suck...I suck..."
The little empress did not give up, and then opened her small mouth to try her best to run the "Dafa of Swallowing Heaven and Devouring Earth" and turned into a humanoid vacuum cleaner.
Vow to put an end to wasteful behavior.
However, it was only halfway through the inhalation, and after trying hard to adapt to the baby's body, Xiao finally crawled over.
then…
Xiao Ye: (._.)? ?what's the situation?
Jiang Chiyue: (;? Д?)
It's over, and my younger brother actually found out about this kind of thing, and I will lose it at the end of the festival.
Seeing the milky white powdered milk still hanging from the corner of Jiang Chiyue's mouth, Xiao Ye's mouth twitched.
My good fellow, I thought your sister would be able to reincarnate in a big body, and if she slipped away in the middle of the night, there must be something amazing.
But I didn't expect that after a long time, I came to steal milk powder.
"The system is about to take a picture of this scene."
Then Xiao, who reacted, also thought of something wonderful, and quickly called out.
[Ding, the filming is over, please check with the host. 】
"Nice job."
Xiao was also very excited.
This is an exclusive black photo of the reincarnated power. With this in hand, I will not smoke my sister Jiang Zhiyue in the future and will not obediently submit.
Well, Xiao is also hungry.
As a powerful reincarnation, with the memory of the previous life, there must be many good things.
No matter in terms of skills, secret techniques, or cultivation experience, they are considered to be peerless with long legs.
"It's a pity that this girl is not a good person."
Xiao also thought regretfully.
Originally, I had a system to join forces with her and enjoy double the happiness.
But now that rifts have appeared, their relationship can only stand still.
"Brother, why are you running around late at night without sleeping?"
Jiang Chiyue said in a childish voice.
Three months was enough for Jiang Zhiyue to speak clearly.
Since he was hit, fortunately, he stopped pretending.
Anyway, she had already ordered her mother's sleeping hole, so she didn't have to worry about being seen.
Xiao Ye: "It's really unreasonable for the villain to file a complaint first."
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Xiao Ye opened his mouth to scold Jiang Zhiyue angrily, but he spoke in authentic baby language.
"Ha ha…"
Jiang Chiyue pouted and said, "Brother, stop pretending, my mother has already had her acupuncture points tapped by me, and she will never wake up at night."
Hearing this, Xiao also rolled his eyes in his heart, and thought to himself that you are really grandma's big brother.
Really filial piety.
"System recording."
[Ding, received. 】
After not speaking for a long time, Xiao Ye moistened his throat vigorously, and then said with difficulty: "Mother really...won't wake up?"
There was a hint of a smile on Jiang Chiyue's delicate little face with a little baby fat:
"Of course, even if he becomes a baby, this emperor is still invincible in the world. These are all small tricks."
Xiao Ye: "..."
How familiar is this phrase?
Sure enough, this family eats jujube pills.
Suppressing the trough in his heart, Xiao Ye said flatly: "You lured...I...arrived...wouldn't it be...let me watch you lick the floor?"
"My good 'sister'" The last two words, accentuated the tone.
(╬ ̄Dish ̄)
A black line appeared on Jiang Chiyue's crystal forehead, this bad brother had better be killed.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zhiyue's eyes had a faint murderous look, and she was eager to try.
Xiao Ye's eyelids twitched, and he teased, "Why... want to kill people. Silence them."
"My brother was joking, how can I do that?"
Jiang Zhiyue suddenly smiled: "You are my real brother."
"Hehe." Xiao Ye sneered, and said disdainfully, "Couldn't it be you who attacked my younger brother in the womb?"
Jiang Chiyue was silent.
This is not easy to answer, after all, no matter what the reason was, she hurt Xiao Ye after all.
"Why don't you talk, my good sister."
Jiang Chiyue sighed suddenly: "Brother, sister will compensate you."
"No matter what, you are the brother of the mother and compatriots of this emperor."
……
PS: Add one update.
Xiao also felt that the mother's womb was not safe in this world, and it was best to keep a low profile.
Moreover, he is really not a powerful reincarnation, and he cannot bring his own birth special effects.
Unless you really do it yourself, do something like using the rejuvenation technique cultivated in the mother's womb, make a hundred flowers bloom, and a dead tree bloom in spring, or use pig charms and dragon charms to create a thunderous fire.
But he didn't know that because of his dog, a fifth-level painted skin ghost and a long-tongued ghost went directly to the west.
There was even a severe crackdown in Chang'an City, and many spies from other races were arrested.
Then the higher-ups were very happy, and sent someone to give the Xiao family several cans of high-grade milk powder and many other rewards.
Of course, Xiao Ye didn't have the energy to pay attention to this at this time, because he was being checked by the superhuman sent by the Shenwu Division.
The person who came was an old man dressed in white, with a benign face, named Lin Fan.
It is said that he is the only sixth-level medical transcendent boss in Chang'an Shenwu Division.
I saw him take out a bunch of weird things, things that Xiao didn't know anyway.
After tossing for a long time, I finally came up with a sentence:
"Born without dirt, with delicate skin, icy skin and fine bones, natural affinity with plants and trees, very talented."
"How good is it, do you have the posture of a king?"
Grandpa Xiao Tiance couldn't help asking.
He is very concerned about this issue, after all because of Jiang Chiyue's relationship.
Xiao Tiance said to everyone: "My grandson Xiao also has the qualifications of a king."
Now the cow has been blown out, if it doesn't work, it will be slapped in the face.
Seeing the old man's expectant gaze, Lin Fan nodded helplessly and said, "Yes."
After all, it is possible for waste wood to counterattack, and Xiao Ye's talent is very good, so it is not a big problem to win the seventh rank.
Besides, the capital of a king does not necessarily mean becoming a king.
I'm right.
"Okay, let me say that I, Sun Xiao, also have the qualifications of a king."
Grandpa Xiao Tiance slapped his thigh suddenly, very happy.
But Xiao Ye, who was lying in his mother's arms and sucking milk, was so frightened that he dropped the food in his mouth.
I just feel like there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past my heart.
Some flags cannot be set up randomly, otherwise big trouble will happen.
"good chance."
Seeing his younger brother's bottle slipping off, Jiang Zhiyue's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out to catch it.
Then he held a feeding bottle in one hand and ate beautifully.
"You greedy little girl, how could you snatch your brother?"
Xiao Yuru let out a laugh, then took away the milk bottle from Her Majesty the Empress, and stuffed it into Xiao Ye's arms.
"And what's wrong with Xiaoye? Why don't you eat it?"
Seeing her son staring at her father in a daze, Xiao Yuru asked a little strangely.
Xiao Ye rolled his cute eyes, and said to himself, "I still have a fart appetite, tell grandpa to shut up, and don't insert flags indiscriminately."
However, Xiao is just a baby and only dares to make babbling sounds.
He couldn't stop his grandpa from planting flags crazily.
So Xiao also decided: "From now on, I will tell everyone when I meet that my sister Wang Zhiyue has the appearance of a great emperor, and I hope she can help me transfer a little bit of cause and effect."
And as a reincarnation power, she probably has a hard life.
It doesn't matter.
Here Xiao Tiance saw off the outsider, hugged Xiao Ye happily, and couldn't help but praise: "You are really my good grandson."
Xiao Yuru also smiled pretty, and said proudly: "That is, my son Xiao also has the appearance of a king."
Xiao Ye: "."
I always feel that this family takes jujube pills.
—
That night.
There were two small cribs neatly placed beside Xiao Yuru's bed.
Xiao Ye and Jiang Chiyue slept in it.
"It's almost time."
After Jiang Zhiyue felt that her mother was already asleep, she tiptoedly lifted the quilt and climbed off the bed.
Then, step by step, he quietly crawled to a certain place.
At this time, a small head poked out from another crib, it was Xiao Ye.
With the blessing of twelve charms, it can be said that the energy is unlimited, and Xiao does not need to rest.
Seeing Jiang Chiyue's sneaky appearance, he immediately became interested.
"Let me see what you do when you don't sleep at night?" Xiao Ye chuckled.
Immediately imitating Jiang Chiyue's example, she lifted the quilt and prepared to climb out of the stroller...
Then snapped and fell to the ground.
Careless, the baby's body is not well controlled.
The sudden noise was especially loud in this silent night.
Jiang Chiyue shook her hands in fright, and the milk powder can was knocked over, spreading all over the ground.
"My milk."
Jiang Zhiyue wanted to cry but had no tears.
This is the only can of fifth-grade monster milk in the family to refine high-grade milk powder.
As the saying goes, what you lack when you are young, you will be greedy when you grow up.
In the previous life, Empress Jiang was an orphan of the devil way when she was a child, and her parents died since she was a child, so there is no milk for her.
Later, she rose up and grew up, but she never had a chance with milk.
So in this life, she became addicted after taking a few sips of milk in her mother's arms.
However, the milk powder with the best taste is now sprinkled...
For the little empress, this is no less heart-wrenching than a drunkard accidentally dropping the last bottle of 82 Lafite.
"No, it can still be rescued. I suck...I suck..."
The little empress did not give up, and then opened her small mouth to try her best to run the "Dafa of Swallowing Heaven and Devouring Earth" and turned into a humanoid vacuum cleaner.
Vow to put an end to wasteful behavior.
However, it was only halfway through the inhalation, and after trying hard to adapt to the baby's body, Xiao finally crawled over.
then…
Xiao Ye: (._.)? ?what's the situation?
Jiang Chiyue: (;? Д?)
It's over, and my younger brother actually found out about this kind of thing, and I will lose it at the end of the festival.
Seeing the milky white powdered milk still hanging from the corner of Jiang Chiyue's mouth, Xiao Ye's mouth twitched.
My good fellow, I thought your sister would be able to reincarnate in a big body, and if she slipped away in the middle of the night, there must be something amazing.
But I didn't expect that after a long time, I came to steal milk powder.
"The system is about to take a picture of this scene."
Then Xiao, who reacted, also thought of something wonderful, and quickly called out.
[Ding, the filming is over, please check with the host. 】
"Nice job."
Xiao was also very excited.
This is an exclusive black photo of the reincarnated power. With this in hand, I will not smoke my sister Jiang Zhiyue in the future and will not obediently submit.
Well, Xiao is also hungry.
As a powerful reincarnation, with the memory of the previous life, there must be many good things.
No matter in terms of skills, secret techniques, or cultivation experience, they are considered to be peerless with long legs.
"It's a pity that this girl is not a good person."
Xiao also thought regretfully.
Originally, I had a system to join forces with her and enjoy double the happiness.
But now that rifts have appeared, their relationship can only stand still.
"Brother, why are you running around late at night without sleeping?"
Jiang Chiyue said in a childish voice.
Three months was enough for Jiang Zhiyue to speak clearly.
Since he was hit, fortunately, he stopped pretending.
Anyway, she had already ordered her mother's sleeping hole, so she didn't have to worry about being seen.
Xiao Ye: "It's really unreasonable for the villain to file a complaint first."
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Xiao Ye opened his mouth to scold Jiang Zhiyue angrily, but he spoke in authentic baby language.
"Ha ha…"
Jiang Chiyue pouted and said, "Brother, stop pretending, my mother has already had her acupuncture points tapped by me, and she will never wake up at night."
Hearing this, Xiao also rolled his eyes in his heart, and thought to himself that you are really grandma's big brother.
Really filial piety.
"System recording."
[Ding, received. 】
After not speaking for a long time, Xiao Ye moistened his throat vigorously, and then said with difficulty: "Mother really...won't wake up?"
There was a hint of a smile on Jiang Chiyue's delicate little face with a little baby fat:
"Of course, even if he becomes a baby, this emperor is still invincible in the world. These are all small tricks."
Xiao Ye: "..."
How familiar is this phrase?
Sure enough, this family eats jujube pills.
Suppressing the trough in his heart, Xiao Ye said flatly: "You lured...I...arrived...wouldn't it be...let me watch you lick the floor?"
"My good 'sister'" The last two words, accentuated the tone.
(╬ ̄Dish ̄)
A black line appeared on Jiang Chiyue's crystal forehead, this bad brother had better be killed.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zhiyue's eyes had a faint murderous look, and she was eager to try.
Xiao Ye's eyelids twitched, and he teased, "Why... want to kill people. Silence them."
"My brother was joking, how can I do that?"
Jiang Zhiyue suddenly smiled: "You are my real brother."
"Hehe." Xiao Ye sneered, and said disdainfully, "Couldn't it be you who attacked my younger brother in the womb?"
Jiang Chiyue was silent.
This is not easy to answer, after all, no matter what the reason was, she hurt Xiao Ye after all.
"Why don't you talk, my good sister."
Jiang Chiyue sighed suddenly: "Brother, sister will compensate you."
"No matter what, you are the brother of the mother and compatriots of this emperor."
……
PS: Add one update.
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