"Hey, don't leave the horse demon, leave the horse's milk."

"Stop the goat, leave the goat's milk..."

"BAA Baa baa……"

"What is a public one? Then leave, and make mutton skewers for my master..."

"Fox, don't run away either. Benha knows that you just gave birth to a litter of fox cubs, so you also left the milk behind..."

"That flower, your nectar is also good, bring it here!"

... ...

A funny scene suddenly appeared in the forest outside the no man's land.

A strong husky is carrying a newborn human milk baby on its back, chasing and killing all kinds of animals and monsters that have become spirits.

Wherever Erha passed by, chickens and dogs jumped everywhere.

What scares the mountain spirits and wild monsters the most is that the little human doll on Erha's back smiles cutely.

But what sat under his buttocks was a piece of black and colorful tiger skin.

The lingering prestige and strong bloody smell left on the tiger skin, which made all beasts fear, incomparably indicated that the owner of this skin was a tiger spirit comparable to the third-order Transcendent not long ago.

And such an existence was actually peeled off and used as a cushion to sit on.

Combined with the fact that this mere first-tier dog spirit dared to be so arrogant, the answer was obvious.

That little human doll that looks fresh and delicious is a ruthless character who killed the second-order black tiger spirit.

Little dolls are all pretended by cunning human transcendents.

I want to lie to them, these poor little weirdos.

In the spirit of not being offended, can I still not be able to hide?idea.

On the way Xiao Ye went to the human city, the monsters he encountered almost turned around and ran away.

Then Erha took him all the way and ran wildly, the female took the milk, and the male killed.

"Hmm... the roasted mutton roasted with monster goats is different."

On the dog's back, Xiao Ye held a bunch of huge leg of lamb in his hand, and ate his mouth full of oil, and drank a mouthful of the stolen animal milk from time to time.

Really happy.

The aroma of cooked mutton came, and Erha's mouth watered.

But thinking of Xiao Ye's terror, he could only cry out and hold back the urge to go up to grab food.

Xiao also giggled, and then threw down the leftover bones.

"Wang Wang..."

Erha yelped twice happily, and then started to eat voraciously.

"Haha..." Xiao Ye giggled twice.

Then I thought again: "I don't know what happened to Jiang Zhiyue and his mother?"

"Jiang Chiyue should be very happy to have collected so many kinds of animal milk this time."

……

Some homesick Xiao also called out to the system in his heart, "How long will it take to arrive at the imperial capital?"

[Animals vs. Zombies game...]
[Ding, there is still a day to go. 】

[...]
Damn why are you so good at robbing?

"How far is it?"

Xiao was also slightly surprised.

[Host, what we are talking about is that if you use the speed of this first-order Erha, if you use the super speed force of the rabbit charm, the time will be greatly reduced. ]
【(ー_ー)!!】

"understood."

Xiao also nodded, and immediately put it into the system space under Erha's terrified eyes.

This is a benefit that Xiao Ye opened up in advance with virtue to convince people (with the threat of uninstallation).

It's great to be the father of the system.

When he was alone again, Xiao Ye patted his butt, activated the Rabbit Charm and galloped away.

The speed is called a fast.

It's just that the intimidation of the black tiger skin is missing, and there is no Erha for company.

Soon there are strange creatures who don't know how to live or die, and they are eyeing this little cutie Xiao Ye.

"Little baby, do you think the old man looks like a human or a god?"

Just when Xiao Ye was tired from running and taking a rest, a weasel blocked his way.

It stood like a human being, with a greedy green light in its eyes, salivating at Xiao Ye and asked the fatal multiple-choice question in a strange tone.

This is Huang Pizi's magical ability to kill people, no matter how he answers, he must be correct.

The class falls under the category of psychic attacks.

If the answer is like a god, you will be mentally afraid of Huang Pizi, and then you will be taken advantage of by it.

Then become the slave of the yellow skin, and then let it be slaughtered.

But the answer is like a human being, and Huang Pizi will use the excuse of destroying his way to justify and kill people violently.

It is equivalent to adding an anger buff to Huang Pizi, and his strength soars.

Xiao Ye secretly sighed in his heart: "It's another goblin who is greedy for my body. Being handsome is just so annoying."

Who made his peerless appearance only inferior to the reader's master, and his own is so dazzling.

Xiao Ye smiled jokingly: "Why don't you call me fellow?"

weasel:"(_)???"

Now is the time to focus on this?
Don't you see that Ben Daxian has bad intentions for you?
The weasel was stunned, and finally felt that he was going to die anyway, so it was better to satisfy this little doll.

So he said, "The fellow, do you think I look like a man or a god?"

Xiao Ye said in a childish voice, "Guess?"

I guess your sister, you little human doll, why don't you play here?
Feeling that he was being tricked, the weasel's small green eyes shone fiercely.

Then he said in a strange and gloomy tone: "My fellow, do I look like a human or a god?"

While speaking, its hind legs tensed up, obviously impatient and ready to kill at any time.

"Tsk tsk." Xiao Ye smacked his lips, thinking to himself that he was really impatient.

I'm not wasting time, you're dead long ago.

It's been a long time since I met a yellow-skinned spirit, so he wants to play for a while?

But since you can't wait to rush to reincarnate, then I will fulfill you.

Xiao Ye smiled lightly: "I think you look like a dog, or a little bitch with all kinds of flair."

"court death."

Seeing that Xiao also dared to scold him, the weasel was completely angry.

It decides.

After a while, I will slowly eat this little human doll bit by bit, so that I will know the price of daring to insult myself.

It's just that before the Weasel Spirit had time to act, Xiao relied on his quick hands to preemptively strike.

"Monkey Charm, Power of Change, turn me into a charming little bitch."

call out!
A brilliant light of change shot out from Xiao Ye's body, and before the weasel could react, it was illuminated squarely.

Immediately, under the terrified eyes of the weasel, its body transformed rapidly, and then turned into a petite female teddy with stylish hair.

And it is also Xiao Ye's pet dog Teddy in his previous life memory.

A group of weasels panicked, and immediately asked: "What did you do to me?" However, the words turned into:
"Wang Wang Wang..."

Xiao Ye's eyes brightened, and he suddenly remembered that the monkey charm represented the power of transformation in the twelve charms.

It can make the holder change any object into any animal, but it cannot give life to inanimate objects, and it can give the holder the ability to change anyone into an animal shape.

"I have a bold idea."

A playful smirk suddenly appeared on Xiao Ye's immature face, and he slowly approached.

The weasel that was watching was now the female Teddy, and she couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Wang Wang."

Teddy bared his teeth and barked at Xiao Ye, his small eyes were full of panic and fear.

Damn human, don't come here!

However, how could Xiao be frightened, and under the watchful eyes of the teddy dog, he disappeared with a whoosh.

"Wang Wang."

Little Teddy was terrified, and ran away in a panic, but bumped into a broad, warm chest covered with chest hair.

boom!
Teddy (weasel): "(⊙_⊙?)"

Before the teddy could figure out the situation, a big tongue that was moist and smelled like fermented excrement came up and washed her face.

The disgusting weasel shuddered, and looked up in a hurry, and a furry and stupid dog's face came into view.

Erha: (● ﹃ ●)
The old girl is really pretty, and she has the style of the Western Regions (because this female Teddy is transformed from a male weasel, so in the eyes of Erha, she is a beautiful and charming dog with a unique temperament).

Teddy: Σ(;?Д?)
I'll go, the dingo spirit there.

Just after being released from the dark system space by Xiao Ye, before Erha got excited, he saw a little beautiful dog crashing into his arms.

It made him happy.

Because he was born in the wrong place, he is a majestic dog demon with the noble blood of the husky wolf king. Not only has he not been hugged on the left and right for so long, he has also become a single dog.

It's sad to think about this experience.

Fortunately, times have changed. Not only does my old Ha not only have a shit-shoveling officer, but he no longer needs to be bullied, and now he even has a girl.

For a moment, Erha felt that he had reached the pinnacle of dog life, and he was so excited that he immediately prepared to fight hard.

Seeing the nakedness in Erha's eyes, the weasel closed the back door and struggled hastily:

"Don't come here!

However, as a first-order monster, the weasel was not good at strength, and now it was turned into a female teddy, and its powerful mental power was greatly weakened. How could it be the opponent of the husky, which was much bigger than her.

Under the ebb and flow, the little Teddy in the form of a weasel kicked around with four short legs, which only made Erha more excited.

"The more you resist, the stronger I am, and here I come, old girl."

Erha roared loudly, and immediately threw the weasel down under the terrified eyes.

"Ow."

After a scream, the weasel's face was distorted and shed tears of sadness.

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