National Luck: System traversal, play as a bear kid at the beginning
Chapter 11 In the Nine States of Etiquette, Give the Watermelon to the Little Devil
Splash of melon pulp.
In an instant, two big watermelons were cut open by Kato Kojiro with a swing of his sword, and he ate like crazy, the two big watermelons went into his stomach.
Kato Kojiro, who was hungry and thirsty, was completely exhausted.
"Uh~uh—"
Let out two long full belches.
Only then did he pat his chubby belly, and looked at Na Qi contemptuously: "My child, I will take the remaining big watermelon, do you have any objections?"
Naqi: "As you like."
Kato Kojiro gave a grunt, lifted the last remaining big watermelon with his sword, and held it in his arms with satisfaction.
Kato Kojiro bowed his head to Nashichi.
Kato Kojiro: "Kyushu is indeed a country of 5000 years of civilization and etiquette. Even a child knows etiquette, so I thank you here."
This time, Naqi also saw Kojiro's shamelessness.
On the surface, he thanked him and talked about nonsense etiquette, but in fact he was very vicious. He didn't even keep a big watermelon for himself, and swallowed it all for himself.
The point is, those watermelons were obviously discovered by Na Qi first.
This is the so-called Cherry Blossom Country where there are small gifts but no big gifts.
This face is really hypocritical.
Kato Kojiro said arrogantly again: "You are a child. I will not kill a child because you are not qualified to be my opponent. Also, you are very generous and do not compete with me for watermelons, so I will not kill you. Forgive you One life. But—"
Kato Kojiro pointed with his hand, which was exactly the direction Nachi was going to go.
Anyone with a discerning eye can also see that this direction is the most likely to find the oasis and survive from the forbidden area.
Kato Kojiro: "This road, this direction, from now on, is mine, Kojiro's exclusive, if you dare to go this way, — Ka!"
He made a gesture of wiping his neck, and continued to threaten, "Don't blame me for being ungrateful!"
Saying that, Kato Kojiro hugged the watermelon, pushed Nashi away arrogantly, and arbitrarily occupied the direction Nashi was going to go, and walked away!
This scene made countless viewers of the live broadcast completely enraged.
On the side of the Sakura Kingdom, many netizens flocked to the Kyushu Kingdom's forbidden survival live broadcast room.
"Hahahaha, it's too embarrassing for the kid contestants from the Kyushu Kingdom, but this is the wisest choice for you. You didn't choose to compete with the Sword Master of the Sakura Kingdom for the watermelon, otherwise he would be dead now."
"Yes, among the 200 players in Blue Star, none of them are my opponents, the Sword Master of the Great Sakura Kingdom, let alone the five-year-old Kyushu Kingdom Naqi, losing a few watermelons is better than losing his life, hahahaha."
"That pig, how can it be compared with the supremely honored sword master of Watashi, the world situation is about to change, and the whole country of Kyushu will become a country that provokes our big cherry blossoms. Now it's just a matter of getting used to it in advance." The country should have an attitude, long live the big cherry blossom country, long live the emperor!"
The friends of the Kyushu Kingdom also refuted and ridiculed tit for tat.
"Haha, it makes people laugh to death, Japanese dogs, little devils, you don't know yet, your contestant Kojiro is going to die soon!"
"Haha, with two watermelons of this size in his stomach, even if his body is far beyond human comparison, he is probably close to death!"
"As the saying goes, if you do your own crimes, you can't live. This is Sakura's Kojiro."
"Ah tui, on the surface, I still bow to you and talk about etiquette, but in fact, when faced with benefits, I just want to take it all for myself. This is the real face of a little devil. Those cherry blossom blowers can see it clearly, this is the real Sakura people!"
"This shit is hypocrisy PLUS, laughing at you on the surface, but stabbing you behind the back. Fortunately, our god is smart and didn't grab that terrible big watermelon from him. God bless our country and Kyushu!"
"Haha, poor little devils, they don't know that desert watermelon is highly poisonous."
"What are you talking about that pig, this watermelon is highly poisonous?"
"What, the watermelon eaten by the Juggernaut is poisonous?"
"Otherwise, do you think that watermelon can let you get it so easily?"
"Ba Ge, insidious, Kyushu Kingdom, you are so insidious!"
"Don't be fooled by Kyushu. Isn't the Juggernaut good? There will be no poison."
This barrage has just been brushed.
next moment.
on the screen.
Kato Kojiro frowned suddenly, and the big watermelon he was holding rolled from his hands to the ground.
"Bage, kid, what's the matter with this watermelon?"
Behind him, Na Qi was walking slowly with the Zhangba long spear on his back, and said, "I'm only asking what's going on now, don't you know it's already too late!"
Kato Kojiro: "Bage, that pig, hurry up!"
Naqi waved his hand and pointed his Zhangba long spear at him, and said angrily: "Little devil, keep your mouth clean, the people of Kyushu are not just that pig, you, the idiot of Sakura Kingdom, a waste with no brains, hungry and hungry, you are the most stupid stupid pig!"
brush!
With his sword out of its sheath, Kato Kojiro was about to slaughter Nachi.
However, beads of sweat broke out on his face in an instant.
clang.
The long sword fell to the ground.
At the same time, there was a loud noise in his stomach.
He had diarrhea directly on the spot.
There was a lot of stains on the pants.
"Hahahaha, Kojiro is ashamed this time. In front of countless audiences around the world, he broadcast live diarrhea! Can you believe it?!"
"No one knows the sword master for 10 years, but the world knows it once he has loosened his head!"
"The 24K gold pure high-end talents upstairs, take the bamboo shoots!"
"National citizens of Kyushu, you are not allowed to insult my faith. I am a native of Kyushu. It is precisely because I admire the Juggernaut that I changed the nationality of Sakura. The Juggernaut just got a bad stomach. It will get better later, wait. I'll see if you still laugh!"
"Seed cake, don't explain!"
"Silly, go ask your ancestors, don't even look at where it is, you are not unlucky, who is unlucky!"
"Don't worry about traitors, he transferred his nationality to Sakura, he deserves to be unlucky, Kojiro won't survive today, and he's about to be unlucky, it depends on how he died."
really.
in the desert.
Kato Kojiro ran for a while, but it didn't get better. Instead, it was murmured, clattered, and the rain kept falling.
It made him lose a lot of weight.
Coupled with the scorching sun, scorching like fire, and the endless heat waves in the desert, his dehydration speed was accelerated.
But after a few bubbles, Kato Kojiro couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed to the ground.
Kato Kojiro: "I won't die, how could it be me who died, I can only die on the battlefield, how could I die like this, so shameless to face the emperor, no, I want to die with honor! Come on, kid, Excuse me, I'm going to have a caesarean section."
Naqi: "Why do you deceive yourself and others? Since you are going to have a caesarean section, you don't need any intermediaries. People all over the world are watching. While you still have the strength to cut yourself off, you should hurry up and show off. It's too late. The strength of the sword is gone."
In an instant, two big watermelons were cut open by Kato Kojiro with a swing of his sword, and he ate like crazy, the two big watermelons went into his stomach.
Kato Kojiro, who was hungry and thirsty, was completely exhausted.
"Uh~uh—"
Let out two long full belches.
Only then did he pat his chubby belly, and looked at Na Qi contemptuously: "My child, I will take the remaining big watermelon, do you have any objections?"
Naqi: "As you like."
Kato Kojiro gave a grunt, lifted the last remaining big watermelon with his sword, and held it in his arms with satisfaction.
Kato Kojiro bowed his head to Nashichi.
Kato Kojiro: "Kyushu is indeed a country of 5000 years of civilization and etiquette. Even a child knows etiquette, so I thank you here."
This time, Naqi also saw Kojiro's shamelessness.
On the surface, he thanked him and talked about nonsense etiquette, but in fact he was very vicious. He didn't even keep a big watermelon for himself, and swallowed it all for himself.
The point is, those watermelons were obviously discovered by Na Qi first.
This is the so-called Cherry Blossom Country where there are small gifts but no big gifts.
This face is really hypocritical.
Kato Kojiro said arrogantly again: "You are a child. I will not kill a child because you are not qualified to be my opponent. Also, you are very generous and do not compete with me for watermelons, so I will not kill you. Forgive you One life. But—"
Kato Kojiro pointed with his hand, which was exactly the direction Nachi was going to go.
Anyone with a discerning eye can also see that this direction is the most likely to find the oasis and survive from the forbidden area.
Kato Kojiro: "This road, this direction, from now on, is mine, Kojiro's exclusive, if you dare to go this way, — Ka!"
He made a gesture of wiping his neck, and continued to threaten, "Don't blame me for being ungrateful!"
Saying that, Kato Kojiro hugged the watermelon, pushed Nashi away arrogantly, and arbitrarily occupied the direction Nashi was going to go, and walked away!
This scene made countless viewers of the live broadcast completely enraged.
On the side of the Sakura Kingdom, many netizens flocked to the Kyushu Kingdom's forbidden survival live broadcast room.
"Hahahaha, it's too embarrassing for the kid contestants from the Kyushu Kingdom, but this is the wisest choice for you. You didn't choose to compete with the Sword Master of the Sakura Kingdom for the watermelon, otherwise he would be dead now."
"Yes, among the 200 players in Blue Star, none of them are my opponents, the Sword Master of the Great Sakura Kingdom, let alone the five-year-old Kyushu Kingdom Naqi, losing a few watermelons is better than losing his life, hahahaha."
"That pig, how can it be compared with the supremely honored sword master of Watashi, the world situation is about to change, and the whole country of Kyushu will become a country that provokes our big cherry blossoms. Now it's just a matter of getting used to it in advance." The country should have an attitude, long live the big cherry blossom country, long live the emperor!"
The friends of the Kyushu Kingdom also refuted and ridiculed tit for tat.
"Haha, it makes people laugh to death, Japanese dogs, little devils, you don't know yet, your contestant Kojiro is going to die soon!"
"Haha, with two watermelons of this size in his stomach, even if his body is far beyond human comparison, he is probably close to death!"
"As the saying goes, if you do your own crimes, you can't live. This is Sakura's Kojiro."
"Ah tui, on the surface, I still bow to you and talk about etiquette, but in fact, when faced with benefits, I just want to take it all for myself. This is the real face of a little devil. Those cherry blossom blowers can see it clearly, this is the real Sakura people!"
"This shit is hypocrisy PLUS, laughing at you on the surface, but stabbing you behind the back. Fortunately, our god is smart and didn't grab that terrible big watermelon from him. God bless our country and Kyushu!"
"Haha, poor little devils, they don't know that desert watermelon is highly poisonous."
"What are you talking about that pig, this watermelon is highly poisonous?"
"What, the watermelon eaten by the Juggernaut is poisonous?"
"Otherwise, do you think that watermelon can let you get it so easily?"
"Ba Ge, insidious, Kyushu Kingdom, you are so insidious!"
"Don't be fooled by Kyushu. Isn't the Juggernaut good? There will be no poison."
This barrage has just been brushed.
next moment.
on the screen.
Kato Kojiro frowned suddenly, and the big watermelon he was holding rolled from his hands to the ground.
"Bage, kid, what's the matter with this watermelon?"
Behind him, Na Qi was walking slowly with the Zhangba long spear on his back, and said, "I'm only asking what's going on now, don't you know it's already too late!"
Kato Kojiro: "Bage, that pig, hurry up!"
Naqi waved his hand and pointed his Zhangba long spear at him, and said angrily: "Little devil, keep your mouth clean, the people of Kyushu are not just that pig, you, the idiot of Sakura Kingdom, a waste with no brains, hungry and hungry, you are the most stupid stupid pig!"
brush!
With his sword out of its sheath, Kato Kojiro was about to slaughter Nachi.
However, beads of sweat broke out on his face in an instant.
clang.
The long sword fell to the ground.
At the same time, there was a loud noise in his stomach.
He had diarrhea directly on the spot.
There was a lot of stains on the pants.
"Hahahaha, Kojiro is ashamed this time. In front of countless audiences around the world, he broadcast live diarrhea! Can you believe it?!"
"No one knows the sword master for 10 years, but the world knows it once he has loosened his head!"
"The 24K gold pure high-end talents upstairs, take the bamboo shoots!"
"National citizens of Kyushu, you are not allowed to insult my faith. I am a native of Kyushu. It is precisely because I admire the Juggernaut that I changed the nationality of Sakura. The Juggernaut just got a bad stomach. It will get better later, wait. I'll see if you still laugh!"
"Seed cake, don't explain!"
"Silly, go ask your ancestors, don't even look at where it is, you are not unlucky, who is unlucky!"
"Don't worry about traitors, he transferred his nationality to Sakura, he deserves to be unlucky, Kojiro won't survive today, and he's about to be unlucky, it depends on how he died."
really.
in the desert.
Kato Kojiro ran for a while, but it didn't get better. Instead, it was murmured, clattered, and the rain kept falling.
It made him lose a lot of weight.
Coupled with the scorching sun, scorching like fire, and the endless heat waves in the desert, his dehydration speed was accelerated.
But after a few bubbles, Kato Kojiro couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed to the ground.
Kato Kojiro: "I won't die, how could it be me who died, I can only die on the battlefield, how could I die like this, so shameless to face the emperor, no, I want to die with honor! Come on, kid, Excuse me, I'm going to have a caesarean section."
Naqi: "Why do you deceive yourself and others? Since you are going to have a caesarean section, you don't need any intermediaries. People all over the world are watching. While you still have the strength to cut yourself off, you should hurry up and show off. It's too late. The strength of the sword is gone."
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