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Chapter 13 Blind Date Farce, Aunt Yang Can't Hold Her Face

Because they were both in the middle court, Lou Xiaoe soon came to Yi Zhonghai's house.

After finding Aunt Yang, the matchmaker, she smiled and said, "Auntie, I think the technician Zhao Jun is good, and I won't do the rest."

Lou Xiao'e is not the kind of person who is always on the move. Now that she has settled on Zhao Jun, she is not willing to say anything to other people.

As a result, Aunt Yang, the matchmaker, became a little anxious after hearing this.

"Don't, you have to go through the motions, even if you go to the station to meet each other, after all, we have told people in advance that others have been waiting at home for so long, and finally let others see each other without seeing each other. That's too rude, isn't it?"

"In this way, Yan Jiefang is still young, so you don't need to see him anymore. I'll tell him later, you can just go and see He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, and Liu Guangtian. It's really not good. I'll stay with you, and you won't suffer any disadvantages!"

The matchmaker, Aunt Yang, had no choice. Before today, she had more or less accepted gifts from other people's homes.

Why did Lou Xiaoe go to Zhao Jun's house first?

Zhao Jun gave the most gifts.

Aunt Yang, the matchmaker, is not a fool, and there are hidden rules in this business.

If you send a lot, I will give you a few good words and choose a good time to make you leave a deep impression on the girl.

Like Yan Pugui's family, who wanted to marry a rich woman, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. Although Aunt Yang would not directly delete Yan Jiefang from the blind date list, she would not waste her time fighting for him.

Of the remaining ones, He Yuzhu sent the most, Xu Damao was fine, and Liu Guangtian gave less, but at least she expressed it, so she was willing to help them smooth their mouths and let Lou Xiao'e go to see them.

In fact, there is a chance to meet.

Although Aunt Yang herself didn't believe it.

Because she had seen what Zhao Jun looked like, and she had searched the entire capital for his good looks, but she couldn't find anyone comparable to him.

"Then, then you can go and have a look with me, or just meet up..."

Lou Xiaoe hesitated for a while, and finally agreed reluctantly. After all, Aunt Yang said so, Lou Xiaoe couldn't resist it firmly.

And Lou Xiaoe also has another consideration.

She suddenly thought that when she married Zhao Jun in the future, the people she told Aunt Yang were considered neighbors. If she offended them now, what would they do if they joined forces to harm her family?After all, he was born in a bad family and his family had too much money.

He Yuzhu House.

Although, He Yuzhu has regarded Qin Huairu as his life's work.

But as long as it is a beautiful girl, He Yuzhu actually doesn't want to let it go.

This is also normal.

Lust is a matter of genetics, and licking dogs is a matter of spirit, and the two do not conflict.

He Yuzhu couldn't sleep early in the morning, peanuts were placed on the table, and the tea was refilled when it was cold. It has been more than an hour now.

He Yuzhu put on the leather shoes that he was reluctant to wear on weekdays, and polished them again and again until they were shiny. In front of the vanity mirror, his hair had been manipulated more than [-] times, and he looked like a traitor.

"Why don't you feel handsome?"

After tossing and tossing, He Yuzhu gradually discovered the problem.

But he didn't want to admit it, so he started fiddling with his hair again.

At this moment, Aunt Yang led Lou Xiao'e into the room.

"He Yuzhu, what are you doing there? Don't worry about it, everyone is already here!" Aunt Yang reminded her kindly.

"Ah?" He Yuzhu turned his head, and after seeing the face of the blind date clearly, his face was ecstatic.

Although he had seen the photo before, it was not clear at all, and he heard from his father, He Daqing, that his grandfather had seen fake photos with his own eyes when he was an imperial cook in the palace, and even the queen mother at that time was fooled , At that time, the Qing Dynasty had not yet died.

By now, photo deception technology must be more developed.

But this time, He Yuzhu was sure that he was not deceived, because Lou Xiao'e in reality was more beautiful and pure than in the photos.

"Hey, sit down, sit down, eat peanuts, eat peanuts, hehe..."

He Yuzhu grinned almost to the ear, and turned on the machine gun mode, repeating some useless nonsense.

Lou Xiaoe was frightened.

The person in front of him has a big black face with bumps and holes on his face. He looks like he is about 50 or [-] years old, as if he grew out of charcoal.

The grinning boss has a row of long and sharp teeth, just like a shark, but also particularly wretched.

Some time ago, Lou Xiaoe just read the drama "Teahouse" written by Mr. Lao She.

In the first scene, there is a villain who buys a little girl——Eunuch Pang. When the little girl Kang Shunzi saw him, she was stunned by his ugly appearance.

When Lou Xiaoe read it, she felt that it was too exaggerated.

But now, after He Yuzhu appeared, Eunuch Pang, a villain who only existed in the script, instantly became three-dimensional.

Aunt Yang couldn't stand it anymore.

"Put your teeth away, who are you threatening?" His tone was also a little angry.

When I saw He Yuzhu a few days ago, although he talked baldly, he still looked like a human being.

Why do you look like an idiot when you see a girl?

Fortunately, I followed, if I didn't follow, wouldn't you just eat people?
"Okay, I think it's almost time. Xu Damao is still waiting, let's go there and have a look." Aunt Yang shook her head knowing that there was nothing going on, and after politely saying goodbye, she led Lou Xiaoe out.

Who knows, He Yuzhu didn't hear the deep meaning in the words at all, and thought it was Aunt Yang who got the time wrong.

"What, Aunt Yang, what memory do you have, you just came here..." He Yuzhu complained directly.

"Ha ha."

Aunt Yang led Lou Xiao'e away without looking back.

She swears that apart from the broken shoes and Zhu Bajie's close relatives, He Yuzhu will never be able to get off the list!
Seeing that everyone was leaving, He Yuzhu became more and more angry, and couldn't sit still.

After much deliberation, He Yuzhu figured it out.

"It must be the villain Xu Damao who is playing tricks behind the scenes!"

"It's because I'm afraid that I'll get married first and have a baby, and marry a beautiful wife!"

"Okay, you can do it, what the hell, you can't compete with me head-on, so start playing tricks, right? Okay! Then stop playing!"

Then, He Yuzhu rushed out of the house in one stride, and ran to the backyard in three or two steps.

Then, He Yuzhu's roar and Xu Damao's struggling and begging for mercy quickly resounded through the backyard.

Coincidentally, Liu Haizhong's family on the opposite side was also beating their children.

I don't know which one was hit. Anyway, Liu Haizhong rarely hits children.

As a result, Aunt Yang couldn't hold her face any longer.

She didn't expect that the dirty things in the courtyard would not be betrayed!

"Hmph, no need to look, the rest are far worse than Zhao Jun, there is no comparison at all!"

"Xiao'e, enjoy yourself, I will drink your wedding wine!"

With a big wave of her hand, Aunt Yang was about to take Lou Xiao'e away.

But at this time...

At some point, the deaf old lady collapsed on the back porch.

"Oh, girl, help me, ouch..." The deaf old lady was lying on the ground, moaning, and beckoning to Lou Xiaoe.

The deaf old lady is a household with five guarantees, she is old, and she belongs to the key service target of the sub-district office. Naturally, Aunt Yang didn't dare to neglect her, so she quickly ran over with Lou Xiaoe.

"Old lady, what's wrong with you..." Aunt Yang reached out her hand first, trying to help the old man up.

But the deaf old lady slipped her arm, turned around and landed on Lou Xiaoe.

With no other choice, Lou Xiaoe could only support the deaf old lady and put her on the bed.

Then, the deaf old lady wanted to drink water and eat peanuts, and suffered from this and that pain, and finally sent Aunt Yang away.

"Girl, I heard that you are here for a blind date today? The old lady is from here and has lived in the courtyard for a long time. I have something to tell you, or you will be fooled!"

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