God level funny comparison system

"Competition?" Zhang Long frowned, "Competition is a comparison, I'm afraid of you! What do you mean by Wangcai?"

Wangcai raised his eyes and looked at the icy-blue Ice-winged bird that stretched four meters across the sky, and rolled his eyes again with disdain. The complacent expression almost raised his middle finger at the ice-winged bird.

After the ice-winged bird appeared, it had been staring at Wangcai, a non-human being, with two white eyes. The ice-winged bird was also angry, and there was a murderous look in the animal eyes with a faint golden light.

"Okay," Ye Xingyun said with a smile: "Icewing Bird, then you can play with it."

"Chirp... Hula!" As soon as the master finished speaking, the Icewing Bird let out a long cry, its four-meter-long ice-blue wings fluttered, and swooped down like a stream of light.

The icy blue mist dispersed, and everyone felt a sense of warmth and coolness wherever it passed, which was extremely refreshing in this hot summer.

"Wangcai! Go!" Looking at the ice-winged bird rushing down from the sky, Zhang Long also stared, raised his finger and pointed at the ice-winged bird and shouted to Wangcai.

It's a pity that Zhang Long finished speaking, but he didn't hear Wangcai's response. He looked down and saw that Wangcai had disappeared.

"Haha..." The people around Ye Xingyun laughed loudly, even Ye Xingyun, who was calm and calm, couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly, while Shang He looked into the distance with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly.

Wangcai is gone!Just when Zhang Long gave the order to go, it turned around and ran wildly.

When Zhang Long looked back, Wangcai was galloping with all his might, with two big eyes staring behind his eye sockets, looking at the ice-winged bird chasing from the sky behind him from the corner of his eyes like a rearview mirror. His tongue was flapping in the wind, and the two black and white ears on his head were also flapping in the wind.

"Damn it!" Zhang Long raised his hand to cover his forehead, and murmured, "Wangcai, can you work harder, I'm going to kill you!"

"Stinky boy, have you seen this? This is your so-called holy favor? Run away when you see your opponent? Haha..."

"Look at the virtue of it running away, you will be scared out of your wits! Haha..."

People laughed and mocked Zhang Long.

And the ice-winged bird, seeing Wangcai running so desperately, had a humanized sarcasm on its ice-blue bird face, deliberately slowed down a bit, and chased Wangcaiman like a chicken. Run around!
"Plop!" In the water where Wangcai was being chased away, the ice-winged bird in the sky lazily spit out the blue air flow, and the water flow froze, so frightened that Wangcai had no choice but to jump ashore and continue running wildly .

Wangcai got into the gap under a rockery again, and the ice-winged bird flapped its wings, and the rocks cracked, and Wangcai continued to flee.

"Haha... the clown, it's just a clown, and it's a holy favor, I laughed to death, haha..."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts! Zhang Long, as a holy pet like you, you might as well take it home and stew it! Haha..."

People continued to mock Zhang Long. Zhang Long was also drunk. Looking at Wangcai who was running around, he shyly took out a cigarette and lit it to cover up his embarrassment at the moment.

Ye Xingyun, on the other hand, withdrew his eyes from the distant pursuit, and glanced at Zhang Long lightly, a touch of Zhang Long's self-confidence floated in his quiet eyes.

Taking Zhang Long's cultivation, background, and this shameful favor, and comparing it with Ye Xingyun's cultivation, background, status, and sacred favor, at this moment, Brother Long, standing in the sun, in that suit He looks like a country bumpkin from the countryside!
Finally, Wangcai had nowhere to go, and was approached by the Icewing Bird to a dead end. There were blue and white buildings on both sides of the alley, and the end of the alley was also blocked by a blue and white stone wall.

Zhang Long and Ye Xingyun also rushed over. Looking at the scene in front of them, everyone was taken aback for a second, and then laughed lawlessly.

"Haha...ahhaha...I can't do it...Zhang Long, what are you? You're funny...you shit, holy pet!" That Bai Luo sat on the ground with a smile.

The rest of the people also leaned forward and back together, and all the inner disciples who passed by were surrounded by laughter, blocking up the dead end. After seeing the scene in front of them, the new disciples also laughed loudly, which made everyone feel happy. The whole scene was full of joy.

I saw that Wangcai was facing the ice-winged bird floating in the air behind, with his head against the blue and white wall in front of him, and his limbs were frantically throwing on the ground, as if he wanted to dig a hole in the corner of the wall to hide. go in.

And the Icewing Bird was suspended in the sky ten meters behind Wangcai, watching Wangcai burrow into the ground lazily with a gesture of contempt.

"It's worthless, it's too worthless. Can you give me some help!" Zhang Long threw the cigarette butt and muttered in a low voice.

Ye Xingyun withdrew his eyes, looked at Zhang Long, and said lightly: "Zhang Long, you should believe it now, the ice-winged bird is the real holy pet, yours is a fake, don't take it out in the future Tell people it is your holy favor, otherwise people will think that the disciples of Xuanxinzong are fools."

The light tone, but it reveals the majesty of a group of Laozi educating their sons.

Zhang Long gave Ye Xingyun a white look and didn't care about it.

Ye Xingyun didn't care about it either, he looked up at the ice-winged bird in the air and said: "It's ok, come back."

Under the command of the master, the Icewing Bird glanced lazily at Wangcai again, and immediately turned around slowly, making a high-ranking gesture, ready to fly in the direction of Ye Xingyun.

But at this moment, an accident happened suddenly.

People were still laughing to their heart's content, with tears in their laughing eyes, and all their eyes were looking at Wangcai with great joy. However, when the Bingwing Bird turned around, Wangcai also turned his head suddenly, as if he could sense the ice The U-turn of the winged bird is the same.

After being taken aback for a while, Wangcai's big terrified eyes suddenly showed an extremely ferocious color, and he rushed towards the U-turned Icewing Bird.

Suddenly, all the laughter stopped abruptly, people opened their mouths wide and froze in place before they even had time to change their expressions.

Ye Xingyun also saw this situation, and his eyes showed horror. Unfortunately, the ice-winged bird in the sky didn't even react at all. It was still flapping its wings and flying like a snail, ready to receive the attention of thousands of people. He didn't take Wangcai seriously at all, and naturally he didn't expect that Wangcai, who had been fleeing all the time, would kill his carbine.

It was too late for Ye Xingyun to remind him, and he didn't want to remind him. Anger appeared in his eyes at the moment. He obviously couldn't understand Wangcai's way of attacking unpreparedness, but he didn't have much worry in his heart. He felt that even if Wangcai came up to take a bite, he would Absolutely can't hurt his Icewing Bird.

"Roar... Kacha!" Wangcai jumped into the air, his big eyes widened, his tongue waggled, and two half-inch-long teeth stick out of his mouth, biting the ice-winged bird covered with ice blue. Scale tail.

In the crackling sound, a large piece of ice-blue light mist exploded from the tail of the ice-winged bird, and there were still many scale debris flying in the light mist, like ice chips.

Wangcai actually bit the scales on the ice-winged bird's tail, and his sharp teeth pierced directly into the ice-winged bird's flesh and blood.

"Aw..." The Icewing Bird raised its head violently, shaking its head and tail and screaming in pain.

"Hiss..." Everyone gasped, stunned once again.

"Plop!" Before people could react, Wangcai's body began to fall from the air, that petite body was as heavy as a mountain, and it even pulled the huge ice-winged bird down from the air.

Then, there was a brutal beating!
"Clatter, clatter, plop, plop!"

Wangcai, who is less than one-tenth of the size of the Ice-winged bird, bit the tail of the Ice-winged bird, and shook his small head back and forth for a while, and the huge figure of the Ice-winged bird followed it back and forth, like a big broom. A large cloud of dust was picked up on the ground, and the body was still slamming against the bluestone walls on both sides.

There was no sound at the scene, only the rattling sound of Wangcai swinging the ice-winged bird. At this time, Wangcai's eyes were wide open, and he looked menacing, just like a local dog abusing an old hen.

Ye Xingyun and everyone present also stared wide-eyed, their blank minds were filled with only the picture in front of them, the incomprehensible picture, this seemingly useless guy seemed to suddenly become extremely powerful, it looked very powerful and gorgeous The ice-winged bird is almost as powerless as a sick cat.

"Damn it!" Dazed for a moment, Zhang Long became excited, watching Wangcai frantically beating the Icewing Bird, and shouted: "Awesome, so awesome!"

Then, he raised his finger and pointed at Ye Xingyun and shouted: "Fools, did you see that my Wangcai just ran away on purpose, so that the stupid bird was negligent, and then he defeated the enemy with one move! Paralyzed, not only powerful, but also Witty! Perfect, ahaha!"

Ye Xingyun cast a glance at Zhang Long, all his composure disappeared, his eyes were red, and he stared at Zhang Long panting, "Let your holy pet stop!"

He saw the pain and fear of the Icewing Bird, fearing that he would be played to death by Wangcai if it went on like this.

At this moment, Wangcai flicked his head again, and at the same time let go of his mouth, and saw the huge figure of the Icewing Bird stumbled in the air, and then crashed into the wall with a bang.

The wall cracked, dust and large pieces of ice-blue ice were flying, causing the temperature on the scene to drop sharply again.

However, the Icewing Bird didn't land on the ground. After bouncing off the wall, it flicked its wings and was suspended in the air again. This silly bird was completely enraged.

The golden light in his eyes burst into flames, his mouth continuously let out sharp neighing, he stared at Wangcai with murderous intent, and immediately swooped down again.

After Wangcai let go of the Icewing Bird, he squatted on the ground, panting with his tongue out, still looking cute.

"Wangcai be careful!" Zhang Long exclaimed, but unfortunately, it was too late.

"Boom!" I saw the ice-winged bird in the air suddenly opened its long mouth, and an icy-blue airflow rushed down. Wangcai didn't hide, and he still looked nonchalant. Then he was caught by the icy-blue airflow. It hit hard.

"Kachacha..." A series of subtle explosions sounded, and Wangcai's black and white figure turned into an ice sculpture at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Hiss..." The people at the scene gasped again, and all the inner disciples, except Shang He, had their eyes brightened again after being shocked by Wangcai's performance. hope of victory.