God level funny comparison system

Under the moonlight, the two tacitly concealed their breath with their spiritual strength, and soon came to the back mountain.

There are several huge medicinal fields under the mountain behind Xuanxinzong. There are various medicinal materials in the medicinal fields. Exotic flowers and herbs are planted together according to special coordination.

Under the moonlight, the medicine fields are covered with their own special colors, which look like a huge blanket woven of various colors, colorful and very beautiful.

Zhang Long and Shan Hong poked their heads out from behind a few rocks at the foot of the mountain. They both had the same expression, squinting their eyes, staring seriously at the surroundings of the medicine field.

"See, those four are the disciples who are in charge of guarding the medicine field today. They are all disciples of my outer sect, but only one is my apprentice." Frowning slightly, Shanhong analyzed seriously.

"Are you self-stealing or not?" Zhang Long glanced back at Shanhong and asked casually.

"It shouldn't be counted." Shan Hong thought for a while before saying, "Because I am not in charge of guarding this medicine field."

"Wow." Zhang Long curled his lips, "You are very good at distorting concepts. I really don't know what expression you had when you asked your disciples to guard the medicine field today."

"The same expression as usual, calm, calm!" Shanhong took a breath, and said seriously, "Good apprentice, let me tell you, the expression of a person is very important, you must not show your emotions, so that others I can't tell what you are thinking, and I don't know whether you are a good person or a bad person. You are like me. You know what I am, but in the sect, everyone thinks that I am a bad-tempered old man. Well, once my temper comes up, I'm afraid of that guy! Huh? Disciple, I've said so much, you should reply anyway. Huh? Where are you?"

When Shan Hong turned his head, he found that Zhang Long had already groped towards the other side of the medicine field, and only after lying down among the flowers and plants at the other end of the medicine field, did he poke his head out of the flowers and plants towards Shan Hong. winked.

"Hey, when the old man speaks, he has to listen to the end to be polite. This kid doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young." Seeing Zhang Long keep blowing his beard and staring at him, he raised his finger and pointed to the medicine field standing on both sides. Zhang Long, who was pointed by his two disciples, Shanhong sighed leisurely.

Immediately, after rolling his eyes, he stood up directly from the flowers, causing the flowers and plants in front of him to make a rustling sound.

"Master? Why did you come to Houshan?" The only disciple who belonged to Shanhong was the first to discover Shanhong, and asked suspiciously from a long distance.

Hearing this, the other three white-clothed disciples also raised their eyes to look at Shanhong. All four of them were holding long swords, and their expressions were not too vigilant, but a little lazy. After seeing Shanhong, they became more energetic .

"Oh, I'm here to see if you guys are being lazy." Shan Hong put on a serious expression, standing at the foot of the mountain with his hands behind his back, the mountain wind blowing made his robes rattle.

The other three disciples frowned, the expressions in their eyes were obviously saying when did Teacher Shanhong become so nosy, and he was not in charge of taking care of the medicine field, so come check it out.

"Do you feel that the moon is very round tonight?" Suddenly, Shanhong standing at the foot of the mountain suddenly looked up at the sky, looking at the crescent moon in the sky with deep and blurred eyes.

This time, even Shanhong's disciple was puzzled. He frowned and looked at the crescent moon in the sky and said, "Master, the moon today seems to be not very round."

Shanhong didn't blush at all because the lie was exposed, and he still looked up at the sky with his hands behind his back, as if Chang'e was flying to the moon, and said leisurely: "You guys don't move anymore. As long as your hearts are complete, what is curved will be round."

"What is curved is also round?" Shanhong's disciple lowered his head and murmured, and then he turned his head and looked at the other three companions. Seeing that the other three also had expressions on their faces full of thought, then suddenly their eyes lit up and they looked at the mountain. Hongdao: "Master, do you want to teach us something?"

As soon as this remark came out, the eyes of the other three disciples also brightened. Although Shanhong's status in Xuanxinzong is not high, he is only an outer sect tutor, but after all, his cultivation base is much higher than these disciples. Listen now Shanhong said inexplicable words, and everyone felt that Shanhong was intending to teach them some mysteries in their cultivation.

Withdrawing his eyes from the sky, Shanhong looked at the few people kindly and gently and smiled, "Anyway, the long night of sleepless sleep, I will tell you some tricks in cultivation, but how much you can understand is up to you. , Come, come, come over to my side."

As he said that, Shanhong waved to the four disciples, as if his father was calling his lost son.

Without even thinking about it, the four disciples walked across the medicine field and came to Shan Hong's side.

Thus, the first step of Shanhong's deceptive plan was completed.

In the second step, he sat on the big rock among the flowers, pointed to the sky and said, "Look at the crescent moon that day, do you notice any difference from before?"

The four of them began to look up at the crescent moon in the sky, and after a while they all shook their heads, puzzled and said, "I don't see any difference."

Shanhong shook his head, and said with a meaningful smile: "You don't understand this, I mean, you have to see and feel with your heart, not with your eyes. Now, you close your eyes."

The four people looked at each other for a few times, and then closed their eyes. At this moment, Shan Hong quickly took out some powdery things from his arms and sprinkled them on the sky in front of the four people.

The pink powder, with a faint and strange aroma, dissipated without a trace after being sprinkled, as if fused with the silver moonlight between the sky and the earth.

"Feel it with your heart, you will even smell the moonlight." After finishing this, Shan Hong lowered his head and swept across the four disciples who had their eyes closed, speaking softly.

"Really, it seems to have a real smell, which is different from the fragrance of flowers!" a disciple exclaimed.

"Yeah, I smell it too. It smells good. I've never smelled it like this before." Another disciple echoed.

"Master is indeed a master. We have never experienced such a state. If it weren't for your guidance, we don't know when we would be able to feel such a mystery."

"It smells so good, the smell of moonlight is like wine, I'm almost drunk."

The other two disciples followed suit.

If you look carefully, you will find that these four disciples who have never seen anything in the world really seem to be drunk at this moment, their faces are slightly flushed, and even though their eyes are closed, they can still see the fascinated expression on their faces.

It's not accidental, it's not a feeling of high-end realm at all, it's just the effect of the powder that Shanhong just sprinkled, that powder was made by some elegant people on the Wuyou Continent, and even a pharmacist who knows some refining medicine, It is specially designed to create some romantic artistic conceptions to increase people's elegance.

Of course, these young disciples of the Xuanxin Sect of Medicine seldom see it, because for warriors, elegant things don't sound very pleasant after all.

Besides, even if these disciples have heard of the phantom fragrance drug, they have never experienced it personally, so now they don't even know that they have already been affected by the phantom fragrance drug.

"Now, you can open your eyes. In that case, you will see more mysteries." Shan Hong said again.

So, the four of them opened their eyes again, and then, they saw countless crystal clear women dancing like elves in the moonlight all over the sky.

The four of them were completely drunk.

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

"I saw it too, do you see the same thing as me?"

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

"Master, this, is this wonderful?"

Looking at the beauties who danced soundlessly in the air, with their immortal gifts and silver flowers sprinkled all over the sky, the four of them were amazed one after another, their eyes were about to explode, and they even started to dance with the illusion of the sky.

After all, Sheng Ling does not have the calm disposition of the Holy Spirit, so seeing this kind of illusion is difficult to control.

At this time, Shanhong stopped talking, and turned his head to look at the medicine field in the distance. In the medicine field, Zhang Long was lying in the medicine field, harvesting all the medicine materials he passed by in a prostrate posture.

"Damn it! This old bastard's level of fooling people is not inferior to me." While stealing the medicinal materials, Zhang Long cursed, and from time to time he turned his head to look at the mountain on the big rock in the distance, and looked at the mountain. With a harmless smile on his face, he couldn't help but feel hairy.

After sweeping through the medicine field for more than an hour, Zhang Long made a gesture to Shan Hong, walked through several medicine fields, and then ran out of the medicine field with a low waist, and ran in another direction along the mountain road.

Seeing that Zhang Long was done, Shan Hong looked back at the four disciples who were scratching their heads and posing on the ground and said, "Ah, I suddenly fell asleep as a teacher. Goodbye, I'm going home to sleep."

After speaking, he no longer cared about the four disciples, flew away from the spot in a flash, and disappeared when he looked again.

The four disciples danced for a while under the moonlight before they gradually softened to the ground. After feeling completely happy, they returned to the medicine field one after another. However, when the four stood in front of the medicine field and looked around, all four of them shocked.

The large medicinal field was trampled by something, and it was a mess everywhere, especially in the few medicinal fields where this precious medicinal material was planted, a large number of medicinal materials were uprooted.

"What's going on?" A disciple yelled in horror after rubbing his eyes to make sure that he was not mistaken.

"Oh my god, we're finished!" A man collapsed to the ground in fright.

"Which bastard stole the medicine?" Another disciple roared angrily.

Only the eyes of the last disciple became suspicious. He looked back at the direction Shanhong left and said, "Do you think it has something to do with Teacher Shanhong? He has never been here before. Why did the medicinal materials throw away when he came here?" gone?"

"Hey, what are you yelling about? What happened?" As soon as the disciple finished speaking, Shanhong's figure appeared on the mountainside again, and asked with his hands behind his back.